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Johnny vs. Sonic Racing: CrossWorlds & Sonic Rumble (AD-FREE)

Sonic's managed to find himself in another car. Why does this keep happening? Also because I figured why not, I decided to give Sonic Rumble a look at as well, but not too much, since I didn't have ad-blocker installed.

In case you were wondering, next video will have proper Patreon shout-outs, but please understand, the sound was very obnoxious, I had to get out of there. Before the year's end, I'll be sure to share my love and thanks for everyone that's kept supporting me throughout...

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Johnny vs. Spyro 2: Ripto's Rage (AD FREE)

Let's return to the Spyro series, I've blueballed Spyro fans long enough. I'm heading into unfamiliar territory now since I've never played any game past the first one. So what's the verdict...uh...26 years later?

I've retired the previous thumbnail art after about 2 and a half years I wanna say. Firiun once again delivered on the goods, all the love to him. This time, I wanted to present a chipper, more confident avatar, rather than someone who looked absolutely done with this shit. I...

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My first time playing Friday the 13th NES (SUPERCUT)

For this year's Halloweenfest on SGB, I wanted to give Friday the 13th on NES a shot. The video on SGB was a post-commentary, this is the live first attempt. Gotta get that practice in. This was hosted on the Main Stage in the Patreon Discord, The Subshack, where the audience can watch as I record games for either stuff like this, or for a future Versus video.

I think from this point forward, I'll also capture the Discord chat during these, since a big part of the fun here is the audie...

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Johnny vs. Castlevania: Portrait of Ruin (AD-FREE)

I've wanted to cover this game for a long time, and I'm happy to finally sink my teeth back into it. It's the celebration of Castlevania's 20th Anniversary, the second DS title, and one of my favorites in the series. But, it is far from perfect. Oh dear God, no. Let's talk Castlevania: Portrait of Ruin!

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Johnny vs. The Castlevania Sorrow Duology (AD-FREE)

With all of my pressing IRL concerns handled, I'm back. You guys waited long enough, here's my combo review of Castlevania: Aria of Sorrow and the first Nintendo DS entry, Dawn of Sorrow! Apologies if there's any editing hiccups I didn't catch, I hope it was worth the wait.

The Rainbow Cemetery Mix is courtesy of Musikage, thanks again for supplying your musical talents my man. Catch his YouTube and TikTok links below:

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Johnny vs. Spyro The Dragon (TooManyGames 2025 Cut)

This past weekend was TooManyGames where I debuted my first video on my eventual Spyro the Dragon visit. I won't be properly starting this until I wrap up the handheld Castlevania videos (which I apologize for the wait, preparing for the convention took priority). But now that my convention season is over, my schedule should be getting back to normal, barring any sudden health issues.

The YouTube upload will be sometime in August, and will include Patron shout-outs and proper thumbnail...

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Johnny vs. Castlevania: Harmony of Dissonance (AD-FREE)

The marathon continues with the second of three games for the Game Boy Advance. Harmony of Dissonance sees the return of Koji Igarashi as producer, but what was his approach to making a new game for a new handheld? Well, have you ever played Symphony of the Night.

A few of you have been asking if I stopped commissioning Firiun for thumbnails, and while I haven't commissioned him in sometime because of my schedule getting thrown off for health reasons, I've still been in contact with him...

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Johnny vs. Castlevania: Circle of the Moon (AD-FREE)

If you've only been visiting this page, my apologies for the gap once more, my health was in the shitter towards the end of March, and I've been getting my shit together since. I still got a ways to go before I'm healthy, but the videos must continue!

The Handheld Castlevania Marathon begins tonight! Let's look at Circle of the Moon, the first of three Castlevania games released for the GBA!

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Johnny vs. Final Fantasy IX (AD FREE)

Here it is, a couple months in the making, and my longest Versus video to date. It's always Final Fantasy. And this is the last one for the Playstation! I won't make you wait any longer, let's talk about Final Fantasy IX!

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Johnny vs. Sonic The Hedgehog 3 (2024) (AD FREE & SPOILER HEAVY)

YouTube may or may not like this, but that don't mean shit with you guys, so let's start 2025 with my personal thoughts on the Sonic 3 film.

Currently working on a Carmen Sandiego sponsor bit, AND Final Fantasy IX which will follow after--scripting has wrapped up and editing will begin soon.

My heart and soul goes out to every single of you for being so patient and understanding as I've dealt with sudden family loss and managing that throughout. Not how I wanted to start 2025, b...

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Johnny vs. Castlevania on Game Boy (AD-FREE)

Castlevania had a long, healthy life on handhelds. Before I start talking about that healthy life, though, we need to dig into some of the first handheld games on the Game Boy.

As a general update, I'll be starting work on the Final Fantasy IX video within the month. I'll be hosting recording sessions in the Discord when I get an established time set. I also have some plans to share for the future which I'll reveal before Christmas. Thank you all so much for your time. - Johnny

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Johnny vs. Sonic X Shadow Generations (AD FREE)

Hey everyone, Sonic's here. (Applause)

I'm back with Sonic Team's next endeavor, a game that simultaneously goes back, and yet, moves forward. Let's talk Sonic X Shadow Generations. Thanks again to everyone who joined me during the recording sessions in the Discord.

The PS5 controller has been...disposed of.

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Johnny vs. Hellfire Saga (AD-FREE)

Oh ho, two Versus videos in less than a week? Must be Christmas. It's not, but it will be in a couple of months. Until then, enjoy my look at Hellfire Saga, a Sonic fan hack I've had the pleasure of playing in a couple of Sonic Hacking Contests throughout the years. It wrapped up last year and since it seemed appropriate (and because I had a scheduling hiccup with a sponsor), I decided to give it a review!

Because there's no official art for the game and because I didn't wanna pressure...

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Johnny vs. Astro Bot (AD FREE)

Got a couple of new Versus videos on the docket, and first up is Astro Bot! Those that joined me for the Discord recordings already got an idea of what I think, but what about those who think Discord is cringe?

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Taking suggestions for SGB HalloweenFest 2024!

Alright, it's time to get SGB stuff involved with the Patreon, and first up is HalloweenFest recommendations! Obviously, we can't get to them all, and we have our own choices lined-up, but whatever we pick, we're grateful for the suggestion!

Next up will be a poll for upcoming Let's Plays! Stay tuned here or on the Discord for more updates! Sweet dreams, folks.

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Johnny vs. Final Fantasy VIII (AD-FREE)

I'm back with Final Fantasy, and good lord, it's one I've been sort of dreading to revisit given my past history. But I'm locked-in, and ready to duel. I was told there was an RPG attached to this card game.

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Johnny vs. Brave Fencer Musashi (AD-FREE)

My apologies, but I couldn't head into Final Fantasy VIII without discussing one of my favorite videos on the PS1 first. But can I recommend it to you without any bias?

No. But I'll try to anyway.

Got an update coming up after this, so stay tuned on either here or the Subshack Discord for when it drops. Pleasant dreams, folks.

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Johnny vs. The Game That Broke Him

I'm so sorry this took so long to make. This was one of the most difficult scripts I ever had to write because of how....there....this game was. I hope I made it worth the delays. Either way, I can move on. Holy shit.

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Updating the SGB Heads (WIP)

I've been meaning to do this for a while (and enough people have asked "When's Uncle getting in the logo?") but I'm beginning to update the SGB assets. I'm thinking of bringing back the individual heads to give thumbnails more life.

Jesus, it's been over ten years since I last doodled profiles for SGB. Notice any differences? We're all older! I'm bald! Matt has a vicious widow's peak! Elliot's a hairy motherfucker. And Uncle.

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Let's talk about Knuckles...

Knuckles left me feeling strange, and not the good kind of strange. More of a "strange" kind of strange. I'd love to hear how Knuckles left you. Happy? Confused? Sad? At a TJ Maxx? Do tell.

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Johnny vs. Mortal Kombat Mythologies: Sub-Zero (AD FREE)

Let this video mark the beginning of a healthier release cycle. To everyone in the Discord, thank you all for your words and support.

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ROUND 2: Johnny vs. Sonic Frontiers (AD-FREE)

I just want to let it be known, Adobe Premiere absolutely hates you guys. Rendering this twice for here and YouTube was a nightmare, but I blame technology. Maybe The End was on to something. Speaking of, let's revisit Sonic Frontiers. 

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Johnny vs. Sonic Dream Team (AD-FREE)

I think my existential crisis is over, so I'm making my return with a new Sonic game. 

Hmm, maybe I'm still feeling existential.

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I'm alive and that's my bad.

But seriously, I had a bit of a nervous breakdown in the middle of November and I needed to step back and re-assess things. My apologies if I made you worry, but I've returned, and I'm gonna get back into the swing of things, without all the compromise this time. 

If you haven't already, I strongly recommend you join the Subshack, my Community Discord server. I post updates there all the time and it's generally the main means of keeping tabs on upcoming recording sessions, projects...

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Johnny vs. Sonic Superstars (AD FREE)

Classic Sonic is back, and he's brought friends along for the chaos. Is it a fun time? I sure hope so, this game is being sold for $60. Let's talk Sonic Superstars! 

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Johnny vs. A Whole Bunch of DOOM

Thanks for waiting, everyone. It's time to do my first Patron requested series, DOOM! Today's video is focusing on everything classic DOOM, right before 2016/Eternal. 

This was a fun time, and I wanna thank everyone for joining me in the Discord for those recording sessions. There'll be more to come, so keep an eye on that update channel in the future. 

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Johnny vs. Klassic Mortal Kombat Games (AD-FREE)

Time to redo another one of my old SGB videos: Mortal Kombat! Specifically, Mortal Kombat 1 through 4. 

Really, really wanna thank Elliot for helping me edit this one. Seems like only yesterday when he didn't even know how to start a video project. Now he's helping me edit reviews. Where does the time go? 

Anyhoo, I hope you guys enjoy. At least I know the video won't be touched here. I hope. 

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Johnny vs. The Murder of Sonic The Hedgehog (AD-FREE)

It's time to play some catch-up. Sonic died a few months ago. We should probably talk about that. 

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Now taking suggestions for SPOTLIGHT's return!

The new VS video will be live later tonight, but right now, I need your suggestions in the comments below for my return to the SPOTLIGHT series. Don't be afraid, I won't bite, but please, no hentai games. Think of little Timmy. 

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Johnny vs. Devil May Cry 5 (AD-FREE)

It's been a fun ride, but sadly it must come to an end with today's video. Hopefully, we end on a bang, and not a whimper. 

Thank you all so much for joining me as I tackled the Devil May Cry series. It's been back-to-back with crazy action and now I'm feeling a little pooped, so next time, I'm gonna be slowing down a bit and get ready for the Fall season and beyond. 

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