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*EARLY ALERT* EP. 142 is LIVE!

*EARLY ALERT* EP. 142 is LIVE!

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Had an “old school” doctor in the hospital for diverticulitis…. He made them give me an enema with the normal stuff, milk of magnesia and MOLASSES!! I still can’t smell molasses without my butthole reacting! lol

Jayme Mcdonald

Can I get another discount code? I lost my last one

James Hall

Another glitch at 1:26

James Hall

Teradactyls and T rex etc… wacky destructive Watcher gene tech. Duh

Eliot Sprague

The Roman church is apostate. Do some research: At Trent in 1563, they anathematized the Gospel of salvation by grace alone thru faith alone. Do you know Who the actual Vicar of Christ is according to Scripture? The Holy Spirit. Pontifex Maximus means supreme father... Scripture says "Call NO ONE Father" but God. They give attributes belonging only to Jesus to their idol version of Mary (ie, sinless and bodily assumed.) Rome usurps Christ Jesus Himself and pays homage to popes and Mary and their canonized "Saints" (many of whom were human devils.) Bob even admitted at his first sermon that Matt 16's Rock is Jesus Christ THO the papal primacy is founded on the misuse of that specific passage... it's in St.Peter's cupola in solid Gold. Figure that out. Sorry, but the Christian faith matters to me and Rome repudiated it at Trent. She's burned Protestants for preaching grace and for translating Scripture into the common tongue across Europe. Burned them at the stake, until she could no longer get away with it...

Eric JM Jensen

AI is making up stuff to intrigue people to use it more

Joseph Johnson

Andy the thing about the pope being her mom’s ex is fake. That girl does that stuff all the time. Her account is just stuff like that.

Reed

I’m going Star Wars trivia

Ethan Folkers

Regarding the ghost plane story, is this what you're referring to? https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Helios_Airways_Flight_522 - super scary stuff. Love the pod!!

Deb Wigley

Balls Aldrin

Holden Dunman (Ballz Aldrin)

When Andrew brought up getting ads after only thinking about a product.. its been proven that certain big name pc games, call of duty being one of them, have a file in the installation files that installs a program that activates both the camera and the mic and monitors your facial movements and voice to determine when you're engaged in the game, mad, happy, excited and frustrated as well as learn how it is that each individual player plays the game so they can "train" the npc/ai characters within the game to be more realistic. So its completely possible/plausible that the same kind of program can be inside our phones, monitoring our facial expressions to know when we aren't engaging with specific content as much.

Justin

My daughter is obsessed with the "I Survived" history story books and one is about the Molasses flood so I was so excited that I actually knew a lot about that story.

Sarah McBride

Big on spirituality and God but I've always struggled with Jesus, for a number of reasons, but one of the first was researching history of the council of Nicaea, emperor Constantine, and the collapse of the Roman empire (after it split into east and west) then what followed through the medieval ages.

Patrick Edge

Molassaccer

5H1N081

I think there is an ancient painting of Jesus or God touching orbs or metal spheres like the one at the end of the episode. Buga sphere or whatever they called it. I think they had antenna like appendages in that painting though but I thought of it right away when I saw what this thing looked like. https://images.app.goo.gl/oRj2bpeJcPtbVR787

Jeff Goulbourne

Found this: Saint Spyridon, a bishop of Tremithous (in modern-day Cyprus), is known for his numerous miracles and is a significant figure in Orthodox Christianity. He is revered as a wonderworker, and his relics on the island of Corfu are said to continue performing miracles. Here are some of the miracles attributed to Saint Spyridon: Raising the dead: He is said to have raised several people from the dead. Healing Emperor Constans: He healed the Emperor Constans of a grave illness. Controlling the elements: He is said to have made rain fall in a drought and stopped the course of a river. Debate at the Council of Nicaea: During the First Ecumenical Council of Nicaea (325 AD), he impressed everyone with his simple and clear expositions of the faith, and through miracles, brought back many heretics to Orthodoxy. One story recounts how he used a potsherd to illustrate the Trinity, causing it to burst into flame, water, and clay. Protecting Corfu: Legend has it that Saint Spyridon miraculously intervened to save Corfu from the Ottomans. Helping the poor: He was known for his generosity and for helping the poor through miracles and intercession. Interacting with the afterlife: He is said to have spoken with a deceased woman to help find her daughter's jewelry. Transforming a snake into gold: He is said to have transformed a snake into gold to help a poor man pay his rent.

Arielle Miles

Please tell me Andy went to Rock the Country.

Daniel

Naygative

5H1N081

My pope name would be: Pope Ringo George

Crusader

Mother's Day night my father had a catastrophic ischemic stroke he's paralyzed on the right side and can't talk at all. my mom just lost her mother a year ago and now my father. This is weird you guys are talking about it right now.

Jessica McNish

I love your show, guys! I look forward to listening to y’all each week with my 10 year old son, Remington. We are constantly cracking up. Much love from South Cackalacky.

Arielle Miles

One of the best war movies ever was All Queit on the western front

Patrick Edge

You guys need to do a “what are we doing” shirt

dakota hurst

I’ll send you guys some Canadian poutine in the mail

Jesse B

All believers are saints

Oscar Guzman

Hah, Andrew "Sticky Situation" I heard it buddy.

ayontheweb

Mars is the reason for the long day. Dr. Chuck Missler, God rest his soul, preaches/teaches about it in his sermons.

Nathan Conley

Here is a poop story for you https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s6QfOYbD1Fk

Rhett Harrison

Why not just have trivia about your own life?

Rhett Harrison

Was playing with ChatGPT the other day and decided to expand on the having ChatGPT name its self episode. So you can have ChatGPT write a song from itself to you about what it wants to tell you but can’t say in the app, then use the Suno ai app to bring its song to life and it was super creepy. You all should try it. Fun fact you can have it format the song it wrote into a Suno prompt.

Jorden

I do not, we use music from all over the place

Andrew Saludez

😂

Andrew Saludez

Consciousness is not quantifiable, nor its capacity truly knowable by one’s self. Consciousness within oneself is the faith that one accurately perceives their reality.

Andrew Saludez

Pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeease bring Kelsey and Paige on the pod. Please.

Nathan Fillebrown

@51:40 I laughed out loud so hard! See? I love yall.

EmC

Wow. Doubleskipped the song today. Lol... Then skipped the gaslighting... But really, I swear I love yall's show!

EmC

Just once I think Lilly should look at camera and say welcome to the show while they trying to gaslight lol

Question Everything

Dear Andrew, What is the essence of consciousness? 👏🏽🤘🏽

Todd Maggiore

35 mph bring a new meaning to slow as molasses lol

City to sticks

Id say if I worked at Sunday cool my troll trivia subject would be making shirts cause the troll probably doesnt wear one or know anything about them.

Jeff jackson

For sure praying! Love ya dude!!

Ninjas Are Butterflies

I start chemo on Monday. Asking for prayers!

James Hall

The new pope went to seminary in Holland, MI... I was JUST there for mother's day 😱

Emily Jane

Lily yelling “TWO WIPES” I almost peed hahaha

Liz Adcock

Remember when they made Lily guess the water brands? They should have Josh test the softness of toilet paper and guess the brand.

Rachel Welch

In regards to Lily's question, Josh would save trivia about toilet paper brands.

Rachel Welch

I know you guys were kinda joking, but the idea that the 1st American Pope being the “Peter” as in first pope, and America as in the new Rome, actually makes a lot of sense.

KingAchilles

I live where the earthquake hit and all I could think about afterward was how you guys have talked bout the underground cities being built and you can’t convince me they’re not doing that under the smoky mountains lol

Nick McCall

They told that poor girls parents, “she wasn’t that pretty, don’t worry she probably just ran off.”

Josh Bennett

The way I would never ever tell anyone that story if I was that caller.

Katie Hurd

This episode made me realize that I was being pranked with Peter Please 15 years ago…I had no idea

Curry

Can we get some dolphins are aliens merch soon please?!

Tony Dutton

Also where do you guys read the most comments? Is it on the Patreon app , you tube? Want to comment on the most highly read stream by you guys

Bryan

Latest “eyes on the right” podcast said that pope Leo when you look at the Hebrew numerology comes out to be 250 which is also Peter. So interesting right.

Bryan

Some ppl just wanna watch the world burn -Alfred talking about Lily in dark knight

Todd Reed

Great episode, also just ordered my first ninja merch! Super excited!

Justin Croft

Josh talking about an asteroid and the earths axis. My 10 year old daughter " is that a Stanley?" Me:🙄🙄🙄😮‍💨😮‍💨😮‍💨

Jessica McNish

Jason A YouTube channel featured a clip of you guys, but it was an imposter Tiktok account. You guys should email Jason. It's not fair that other accounts are making money off your YT shorts, episodes, etc. Jason A has over a million subs! He posts prophetic worldwide events. You're featured in the Pope video posted 5 days ago at 3:31 😊

Peta Renae

Which is exactly what chatgpt / ai is supposed to do. Be custom for its user. It is scary.

DzEnyo

Something

Ozzy

I CANNOT WAIT TO SEE YOUR PATRON????

Marvin King

I love how you guys brought up the molasses flood. We read a book about it in 4th grade and our teacher gave us all straight molasses and molasses cookies to try. Moral of the story, molasses bad, cookies good.

Steve

What’s the essence of identity?

WellBeyondRage

I live in Oak Ridge, TN and felt the earthquake Saturday morning. Fun fact Oak Ridge is where the atomic bomb was built and the department of energy does have a secret underground city from the war. My father in law also works at the DoE and helped build their quantum computer this past year and there’s also physicist that have came out and said they have been working on portal type technology there.

Luke Simpson

I actually FOUND a glass bottle out in a Kansas field from the Molasses Massacre

Savannah Salinas

I don’t have a microbiome, I HAVE A MEGABIOME!!!🤣💀

Phillip Christian

Josh got a little defensive when Andrew insinuated that Josh’s biome was micro😳🤣

Phillip Christian

Can you imagine a mom with like 6 kids she like hey kids get outta the house and go eat molasses and brown paint off the streets

Jessica McNish

We went to the caves in Chattanooga a few months ago. Maybe they are making it a National park city so they can hide and cover up more of what’s under the ground there! And the earthquake might have to do with that too! Imagine being in the caves during an earthquake! 😳😱 Terrifying.

Rachel Zoerner

O my word Andy you and the eating compliments 🤦🏽‍♂️🤦🏽‍♂️ Remind me of that Nosey Lady you “play” what’s her name?🤣🤣

Todd Maggiore

Love the pod like usual ❤️ about the Pope having the voices speak about the fall of the church and the Vatican funding the Nazis, Hitler rose to power in 1932, and we the church are saying that the second coming of Jesus might be in 2032 and end of trib!! That’s a 100 years… bro

BellaBesta93

I’m in Knoxville and i was driving when the earthquake hit so I didn’t feel it but my husband said it was wild! The epicenter was in Greenback TN.

Kait

A Molassacre

Julia Shields

You were right Lil JFK jr.

Garry Houston

The reason you wouldn't want to go near the satellite is because it has been being irradiated in space for 50 years. It made it out of the atmosphere, but it didn't make it far enough away from earth before it failed to escape the earth's gravitational pull, so it's been slowly making its way back. Sorry to ruin the conspiracy

Chance Rogers

The Savannah Bananas!

Alicia Nelsen

LET'S GOOO!!! ANDY CLOSES THE FRIDGE WITH HIS HIP! BALLS ALDRIN 💙❤️‍🔥

Analogy

Hey y'all! 👋 I'm filming my first podcast episode tonight 😁 you and a few others have been so inspiring and I hope to find even a fraction of the success y'all have. Wish me luck! 🤞🙏

Mandy

the moons covered in craters already! its acted as a shield for us in a way

caleob

Same with highways. Maybe tunnels underneath

NewEnglandah

Check out my lunch break on YouTube

NewEnglandah

Does Andrew make the opening beats in the intro???

NewEnglandah

The" bottle nose fish sticks" part of dolphins ars aliens gets me every time!🤣🐬👽

Cas

The word dinosaur was not created until the mid 1800s before that they had many names they was called but the main one was dragon that is why ppl like alexander the great wrote about dragons in his journal. Also the ark encounter in northern Kentucky shows dinosaurs that Noah brought on to the ark. It seems that during the 1700s and 1800s they erased anything we knew about dinosaurs and said they are millions of years old not kidding anything before 1700s speaks about it afterwards history has been changed

City to sticks

Just you

FourteenDazed

Wooo! Let's go NAB

FourteenDazed

Bro WHAT?! "Chicken flied rice" was slept on by the ninjas!

Heather Vinson

I also love Kelsey. Not sure if I spelled it right. I always make a point to catch toads or frogs if I see them.

Celena

Josh you piss a crap your pants after ever meal….😂😂

Jason Torres

Mr Beast is the antichrist

WAX TERPANTINO

Wild that you guys are talking about the day the sun stood still, just read that part of the Bible this morning with my husband!

Iamrael

andy, excellent question, how can the sun "stand still" if its the earth thats moving? It can't. the earth is still, immoveable, not spinning around helios(satan), hasatan is not the center of the creation, we are. it says the "sun stood still" because the sun is moving. it is also not 93 million miles away, Crepuscular sun-rays prove local sun. as well as a day that happens in the summer where 99% of rhe human population is under sunlight(impossible on a sphere) there is a solid firmament with waters above, not infinite space filled with false gods.

Adam Beaulieu

I wonder how many other people skip the question because they're tired of seeing lily pooped on every episode?

Victor Ballard

Ask ChatGPT about conspiracies surrounding the Vatican. It said nothing but misinterpretation exists.

Chetty Rickerson

Do you think that the reason road construction takes so long is because they are covering up underground work?

Skittleskid93

My 34 year old niece uses chatGPT all the time. Last month I floated the idea that AI means "ancient technology" she had a long convo woth chat GPT that FULLY confirmed what she was saying. She sent me screenshots of the exchange and it was terrifying to read. It also knew SO MUCH about her. ChatGPT is scary.

EMO girl

Andrew’s molasses pun 🤌🏼

Michael Heckmann

Is that another merch top behind Andrew? Lizard University? Lol You gotta do a Letterman jacket!

Anne Patterson

I believe it's for editing the color/lighting contrasts/saturation? But, that's just my guess lol

Anne Patterson

I FULLY stand by this idea!!

Anne Patterson

I just love that when I tell people about my favorite podcast, I have to explain that they sing a random made up song and that today that song is the star spangled pope 🇺🇸

Finchy

Resident Catholic here, Pope Francis was the first pope to choose a name that was not already chosen previously (like Leo, Benedict, etc) so you can totally pick your own name haha

Jordan Burke

One day, I'll be the first comment!

Omar Ortiz

NINJAAAAAAS 🪐🛸🦋👽

EMO girl

Savanna bananas are the Harlem globe trotters of baseball

William Rasberry

Lily's intro was PERFECT

Cali Rockwell

Please make a shirt called the toad less traveled and it’s Kelsey and Andy walking on train tracks and there’s a toad lol

Alexandria Eynon

Thanks for the quicker 32 hr turn around for the Patreon Pod. Looking forward to watching this after work/church!

Finndley

Yessirrrrrr!! Hello NAB family! Excited that this came in RIGHT as I'm making Enchiladas! Yeehaw!

Anne Patterson

Woooooooooo 🙌🏻

Yvania Garcia

🥰🥷🥷🦋🦋 yoyoyo!

Michael Blanton

What is the color sheet Andy always holds up?

Daniel Brown

much love <3 God Bless everyone, have a great day! :D

Out of the Box Thinking Ideas that Spark Curiosity

Wooo!

Sparks

So happy now!

David Reish

🤟🏻🥷

Toots

LETS GOOOOOOOO!!!!!!! HAPPY NAB PATREON WEDNESDAY! KEEP SHININ ON Y’ALL!!

Brent Campbell

My wizards!!

Monkey.D.Sully

🧙🏾‍♂️🧙🏾‍♂️🧙🏾‍♂️

Monkey.D.Sully

🧙‍♂️🧙‍♂️🧙‍♂️🧙‍♂️

Nathan Voreis

Yessssssss!!!!!!!!

jessie miller


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