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*EARLY ALERT* EP. 138 is LIVE!

*EARLY ALERT* EP. 138 is LIVE!

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Or a older person product you can't swallow.

Josh Hartness

Mouth tape= gum. Just chew gum it works.

Josh Hartness

Top 5 songs

Josh Hartness

That's such a fire vogue screen saver behind Andrew 😂

Y. Shaffer

FYI, I live in Greenville, SC. It is a proposed “Smart City” and its right below the NC fires, and Helen.

Alexandra

“We read Enoch we said DANG” đŸ”„

Chriffy

NEPHILIM CAN SURVIVE !!!!!!!! Wow, that song slap’d y’all đŸ”„đŸ”„đŸ”„đŸ”„đŸ”„đŸ”„đŸ”„đŸ”„đŸ”„âœš

Chriffy

Didn't one of you guys ask about the pope little weird

Jeremy Stearns

Okay episode 129 the people on the Ross aid they were from an ancient civilization on the North Pole then were talking about the master in the center of the earth. Are aliens from the center of the earth?!

KJGrevi

Balls Aldrin

Holden Dunman (Ballz Aldrin)

Guys THE POPE DIED EMERGENCY EPISODE

Sam Lockwood

Horse pastor. I’d go. Chaplain Ed says ‘come in the room, Wilbur’

Eliot Sprague

Elon Musk means “Entity Scented” 
 ? “Entity Anointed’ ?🧐

Eliot Sprague

Hooves

Mya James

So in the wild horses hose naturally get worn down by the rough terrain that they run upon. It’s only domesticated horses who are in stables, covered in soft hay or pastors with grass that require their hopes to be trimmed by humans.

Mya James

I LIKE THE Nephem can Survive put that on A T-shirt I Wear THAT????

Marvin King

The spirals are 💯 the fallen ones (the fallen angels that first fell with Satan, not the ones that fell and took women, those are locked up) entering into the physical realm. 💯. They are the ones who will deceive the world into thinking they’re aliens.

Jennifer Werth

Alright, who wants to get married just for the sole purpose of having the guys be flower girls? (from episode 137 intro) I'm a guy, 34, Christian, in Nebraska...any takers?

Alex Forbus

ALLODIAL TITLES

tNott

What’s your favorite movie to fall asleep too??

NewEnglandah

Y’all have to watch “Three Identical Strangers”!!!! So good!

Jordan Sherwood

Andrew, for one of your reels, you should look up a black collared starling ! It just mimics so perfectly every sound it hears! Better than a Perrot!!! And a white bellbird, the loudest bird on earth!

BellaBesta93

That belly button is a form of a hernia

EMO girl

Nurse here Statins are the WORST drugs out on the market. Long term use WILL cause the worst metabolic issues. Liver disease, so many awful things. I agree with what you are saying. Cholesterol is real and atherosclerosis is a thing, but modifying your diet will do wonders for you. Also, most cholesterol issues are familial.

EMO girl

Its an exclusive club in Disney that has insane club fees. Like 30k or more a year. It's super private and not many people are in the club.

EMO girl

Andrew. I FEEL you about the fire works. I have a neighbor and EVERY SINGLE YEAR they do exactly what you are talking about with the fireworks. It turns out, if you light off a few fireworks about 20-30 minutes apart, if the cops are called on you its unlikely they police will catch you actively lighting them off when they arrive on scene Which makes it even more frustrating. I live and work in a very blue collar town. People get up very early to go to work. Last summer I woke up at 8am and went in front of the peoples home and set of tons of fireworks. A load of neighbors joined in. The people woke up yelling that they were sleeping and to stop shooting them off. Yeah dude. That's the whole point. Petty? Yes. But dang, we all work and need sleep. 3am fireworks are NOT cool.

EMO girl

Andrew I keep forgetting to comment this
.go get nose surgery. And if you haven’t get a sleep study done. You probably need a cpap!

Amber Heiling

You all should go to the Decatur County Fair in Oberlin, KS! Home owned carnival, all volunteers running rides and games and super cheap. I mean
 it’s in Kansas but so great for kids!

Kenzie Spellman

Andy’s dogs name is Stella? That’s my dogs name too!

Nick McCall

Hey young brothers and sister, catechize your kids in the historic Faith once handed down! The Westminster Standards are the creeds & confessions of our Protestant forefathers. This is the most important investment a parent CAN make in their kids. 75% of teens who abandon the Faith, comment that they learned the What of Christianity, but not the "Why should I Believe it?" https://thewestminsterstandard.org/kids/

Eric JM Jensen

Next favorite song

Todd Reed

Song idea. Jesus come back in the melody of baby come back.

Bryan

Same I forgot all about that show till she said that haha

derek etheridge

The Kyle xy reference had me dying laughing haha

Caleb rodriguez

I tried to rate the show on spotify but it wouldnt let me do 5 start! It would only allow 4 or less so obviously i didnt rate it. Whats up with that?!

Ella Snitko

Can I ask what’s club 33? Is it like the offices Finer things club?

Todd Maggiore

That Padre Pio book! I love it!

Jordan Burke

I LIKE THE SHOW it Was VERY GOOD Entertaining Show I LIKE?????

Marvin King

NAB is currently at 27th in comedy podcasts in the U.S. on Spotify.

Duncan Todd

How do we get a coupon code?

EBallant

If this is true, that message is kinda upsetting. Because why rely on one man? Why not show their strength? Or reach more people. Through the other entrances? Or hate to say it, meddle with our politics and place someone from their place to bring about disclosure. If they are truly that far ahead of us, they should be able to reveal themselves while also containing bad fallout. Or minimizing it. Or maybe they have revealed themselves to the powers that be. So, they just control and lie to make use pay more and be more controlled. Without disturbing the higher level civilizations. And they have no reason to free us as long as it doesn’t interfere with them

Marc Flores

This is an interesting theory. As a Christian, I wonder how that plays into it. If at all. But you’d have to be a really open minded Christian. It’s almost like they use us as a simulation. Like playing sims or fallout. To see the different outcomes. For them it goes quick. For us it goes slow.

Marc Flores

All I’m saying is if Godzilla or King Kong show up tomorrow I wouldn’t be surprised. That hollow earth stuff is no joke! 😅

Kelly Clark

I’ve always been a Lily fan but after that subtle New girl quote I think I’m fan girling đŸ„°đŸ„° TYPICAL

KJGrevi

Did you guys ever figure out what part of the pizza is the crust?

NewEnglandah

How can they give you a tattoo they aren't tattoo artist you have to get a hold of Cory their tattoo artist his info @coryriser on Instagram: day 1 of giving you common sense information

Jessica McNish

Day 2 of asking y’all to give me a tattoo

Tobias

Patreonnnneeeeeeeee

KJGrevi

The cholesterol myth has been circulating since the 1950s, instilling fear and confusion. Stop listening to mainstream pharmaceutical industries. It’s a freaking racket. For decades, we've been told that high cholesterol is a one-way ticket to heart disease. This misconception stems from flawed research that skewed data to fit a narrative. This misinformation led to widespread adoption of low fat diets and reliance on cholesterol lowering medications, called statins. The real culprit behind heart disease and increased risk factors, is chronic inflammation. When your arteries are chronically inflamed, they become damaged, creating an environment where plaque can build up. Cholesterol's role in heart disease is secondary. But do your own research.

Heather Velandria

Wait Josh lived in Grand Rapids which is like 20 minutes away from me

Ethan Folkers

You guys heard of the lamp theory? There are a couple different ones all interesting.

Chris Duffy

My town has our county fair in October every year. They added a haunted house the last few years. Definitely the best time of year for it. Also I’ve been so torn about trying acupuncture but I might have to try it.

Heather Sanchez

I'll say my theory on man again,,aliens have placed us on every planet and we keep going back to atomic energy therefore ruining each planet ,,example mars,, and we are on the last planet of this universe and if we don't get it rite here that's it,,,either complete deletion or intergalactic slave trading with us humans!!!!

WAX TERPANTINO

The reason they prioritized the cloning of the dire wolves was because out of all the the extinct Ben Lamns team had the most of this species DNA compared to other species so it made sense for them to start with what they had the most resources of. This was my understanding from his appearance on Joe Rogan. Please correct me if I’m wrong!

Phillip Christian

Yo that shirt is fantastic!!!

Anne Patterson

Popeyes just kicked me out for trying the ninja and butterfly coupon

WAX TERPANTINO

Your county fair is really early. I was the County Fair Queen back in 2004.

Whitney Thomas

So proud of Josh for finding his way to The Council of 300 “conspiracy theory”! đŸ‘đŸ» I say, Bravo good chap

Nigel

Great song guy’s!

Paige Malone

Also best reel lyrics yet

5H1N081

The solo bathrooms in the Kyoto airport are like spaceships and they’re amazing

5H1N081

Best song EVER after my I question comment last week you guys hit the nail on the head!!! This made my week god bless you all!!!!!!! I’m dying right now hahahaha and now I can happliy!! đŸ€Ł

William maria

Dude! That belly button
. I think this man is the closest to a real alien that any human has truly encountered !!

BellaBesta93

I love when Andy talks about Kansas. We moved to independence 2 years ago. I call Chenute Chenutey tooty lol

Brittney Campbell

I wonder if there was any pre flood genetic engineering would that be the reason for some of “unclean animals” to eat from Jewish Laws. If God knew where they came from then He knew the effects of them on the human body if consumed.

Howard Edwards

Hey I wanted to get a couple N.A.B. shirts but I didn't buy any because they all have the big graphics on the BACK of the shirt. Wanted yall (Sunday Cool) to know. Wish yall had more N.A.B. shirts w the main picture/ graphics on the front.

EmC

what are the chances of y'all giving me a tattoo?

Tobias

Yooooo the Micheal Knowles shout out!?!? My two favorite podcasts!?

Andrew Voznyuk

Lily wants to poison everyone? Now we know why she hates bill gates
 he’s her competition

xD

The home saturation that happened in Winter Garden is literally why we left and came to Knoxville, and now it’s happening here đŸ˜© I lived in Downtown Winter Garden and worked at Vintage Sky Salon on Plant street and some days it would take me like 20 min to get to work! It’s insane over there.

Kait

Not sure which kind of cholesterol it is but it’s pretty much the building blocks of your brain cells/neurons. Correct me on which one lol

Jordan Wilson (PromiseLan)

Josh and crew, please actually look into cholesterol and its importance for the brain. They got cholesterol wrong for many decades now.

Jason Santiago

Wild horses run so much that their hooves naturally wear down similar to moose and deer etc

Amy Cox

Ahhh yes
 my favorite thing to watch or listen to while Roasting Coffee

Alexander

Purpurrr

Kait

I wonder if humanity “messed” with animal DNA, etc way back then as well
. And maybe 
 just maybe
 that’s why God allowed them to be extinct
 lol Just a thought. I mean we have thoughts that humanity may have had electronic resources before the flood.. lol you never know.. lol đŸ€­

Vanessa Hernandez

Hank Jr 
 Love this!!!

David Reish

I bet They didn't recreate the dire wolf! They went to inner earth through that hole and captured a few puppies! Lol jk

City to sticks

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EMO girl

Nnnnnnniiiiiiiiinnnnnnjjjjjjjjjjjaaaaaaaaadsssssss are Buuuuuuuuuttttttttteeeeeerrrrrrrrffffffllllllliiiiiiiiieeeeeeesssssss

Josiah Allen

Why files did an episode about the diary and Admiral Byrd. Amazing episode

MKEJay11

Dire wolves, plural. There is an entire pack of them there is not just 1 dire wolf they created a pack of them and look up the habit that was built for them

City to sticks

Yoooooooo loving that Cryptids long sleeve NAB shirt behind Andrew 😳

Drew

That song touched my soul lol

Chelsea Steiner

That song was a certified bop. Well done alien dolphins.

Nathan Voreis

CHOLESTERAL! Been there dude. Cut out ll alcohol, supplemented with niacin, red rice yeast, omega, coq10, multi vitamin. Thorne vitamins. Has to be high quality. Total cholesterol went from 240 to 170 in 3 months. Not medical advice. Look it up though!

Grayson Starbuck

Answer: HECK YEAH BABY!!!!

Brent Campbell

Ate a corn dog, rode the bull, then vomited right after ....man offered me a water, I said "yes please" and he replied "for $2" as my husband is clueless I'm barfing and 4 rides away with my purse and money..

Sadie Broberg

Yay 😄 stoked

Rebekah Turney

We need to do a Patreon NAB meet and greet!!!

Savannah Salinas

Quality comments my friends>>>>>>>

Nathan Voreis

Hey Patreon fam!!!

Savannah Salinas

YEEESSSSSSSSS!!!

Drew

Woot!

Sean Thomas

Let's goooooo!!!!!

Bernie F.

Lesss gooooo!

Nathan Voreis

LETS GOOOOOO!!!! HAPPY NAB PATREON TUESDAY HOLY WEEK!!!

Brent Campbell

Let’s gooo

NewEnglandah


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