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Happy Tuesday, Ninjas!

*EARLY ALERT* 135 is LIVE!

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Made me honestly so sad to hear that segment. Love you guys but that’s wild

Mckenzie Pearce

… as a mom of boys. I take offense to the narrative that Lily is pushing that only boys will go out and do certain things??? lol no girl. Girls can do crazy terrible things too.

Mckenzie Pearce

It’s the movie Idiocracy

Ashley Mosely Norton

I got to pie my teacher cause I could do 110 places of pi in 6th grade. Right now I can't do 53 places. My party trick

Hef Daddy

26000

Hef Daddy

Balls Aldrin

Holden Dunman (Ballz Aldrin)

Arsenio Hall invented it, right? The whooping and pumping your fist

EmC

Man, I wish I could upload a video of my 7, 5 & 3yo sons skipping and dancing in a circle to your song, and then stopping mid-song to stare at the camera for the hat man bit. 🤣

Nicole

Thank you for this!

Anne Patterson

It's never too late to choose Christ ♥️

Anne Patterson

Something is being being geared up. Preparations, practice runs...It's all pretty clear to me that certain projects are going to go into effect VERY soon. Prepare my friends!

Anne Patterson

My guy Andrew actually added the AVADARO KADAVARO!

Andy Aspray

There is a phenomenon happening where there is flashing lights everywhere (in parking lots, in shopping malls parking lots, at people’s houses when they’re lights are off they flash on and off and more) !! The channel MrMBB333 is talking about it and it’s very strange because the media is not mentioning it at all either! What is happening?? Maybe it’s worth investigating more?? Is it a sign from God or is it a secretive project again??? Nikola Tesla’s model of free electricity? The nephilim are activating the pyramids??

BellaBesta93

Adolescents was absolutely garbage. Oh woe is me, Victim manatality, garbage

Patrick Edge

Lily, they’re not numb, they don’t believe in climate change. It’s has always been a part of the plan. It’s an unprovable problem that instills fear in people.

maggie olson

The Hatman song is my new favorite song you guys have done. 😂😂😂 NAB never fails to make my day!

Jordan H

I used to be a cop - yes they have scanners to read tags.

Jordan Burke

I'm a serial killer 😕

Joseph Johnson

Please... Jesus was semitic, He was a Jew. He was racially of the region. He just was not white. Scripture pointedly refers to the Ethiopian. His ethnicity was emphasized. It wouldn't have been if Jesus looked like an Ethiopian, otpr Scripture would've said something like, "like the Savior," when discussing him. If Jesus were black, it would NOT be significant. Scripture is our rule of faith, not ethnic heritage.

Eric JM Jensen

The Education system is intentionally dismantling civilization. You can google things like the Club of the 300, and find these elite globalists' plan to subjugate the world by breaking free civilization. It's depressing to read about... BUT God laughs at the plans of the wicked (Psalm59 and others!) The most important thing to me, we are over ENTERTAINED. Everything we do revolves around movies, TV, video games. When I was a kid, we played outside with other kids. We played inside with lego, erector sets, board games. We used to play in Moving boxes for hours! We are so digitized, analog has been marginalized. The worst thing is that young parents are modeling this entertainment obsession for their kids and as Scripture declares, the sins of the fathers are passed to 3rd & 4th generation... it's not rocket science how we got here AND HOW to break the cycle.

Eric JM Jensen

Tim Rod

the secret is that jesus is really black and the jews will kill and start a world war to keep it hidden. the jews have stolen the worlds real history.

Tim Rod

Andrew I need the link to that video so I can show people 🤣

KJGrevi

I hate you Andrew, why must we see that vile video lol

Toots

When do the new tshirts come out?

Walker Hill

Y’all should talk about the antichrist that people believe is here already. It’s the president of France. It has a lot to do with creating a treaty for Israel and Hamas

Corey Perez

I'm about to skip Andrew's segment everytime...literally had the same reaction as Lillie but add arm flailing!

Elizabeth Shelden

Adolescence made me grateful I homeschool...

Sadie Broberg

Japanese Avada Kedavra goes so hard

Nathan Park

speaking of frequencies, you guys should look into neurofeedback/biofeedback there’s therapy that uses frequencies to help people with anxiety, depression, insomnia, etc.

Enoch Porter

I would take my medieval person to rage room and my item would be a DQ blizzard

Todd Reed

Are they on YouTube?

Peta Renae

You guys should have Chasity from Ancient Conspiracies on the pod! She's very knowledgeable and has an amazing podcast about biblical insights for modern Conspiracies. Shes covered giants, aliens, the apophis, the holidays, the book of Enoch, and the questions that come with it all.

Y. Shaffer

Look up St. George and the Dragon for the story of Ivan's flag. Also, no one knows what happened to the library from Alexandria either.

ABNeagative

Pres. Trump is going to pay them more money out of his own pocket because they are worth A LOT more than $5 per day.

ABNeagative

I Like THE SHOW and More SCARY STORIES Please????

Marvin King

ANDY! YOURE AWESOME! Seriously guys look up George Washington Van Tassel

Van Damage

Classical education is the way to go Lilly and Josh. We pulled our boys from public school because they were stagnating and it’s been such a huge blessing!

Jaime Solenberger-McManigle

Love watching this show, while I crochet too! Always make me laugh 😂😂

Aubrey Irizarry

Daily mail giving shoutouts to the podcast! Pretty neat https://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-14534941/cia-document-sacred-ark-covenant-chest-found.html

Jake

Blaming Andrew tate is funny as he'll lololol 😂

Tim Rod

I'm taking the middle ages person to a Buc-ees and giving him a cell phone.

Nancy Neff

So, super weird… i heard some person pronounce “milk” like “malk” a few days ago and vaguely remembered seeing some type of skit about milk malk mulk but i couldn’t for the life of me remember where. Then you guys talked about it (it all came screaming back to me) How bizarre. 👀 are you guys… LISTENING TO MY THOUGHTS?!

K Leigh

Me and my brother got scared when the police sirens went off in the pod cause we were driving lol

Kyle Bomstad

talking about it next episode!

Ninjas Are Butterflies

I loved the pod🐬 as usual! Looking forward to hearing you guys talk about the structures “just discovered” under the Giza pyramids. Sounds like ancient knowledge, built by nephilim, and covered by… some big flood of sorts?! 😏 I wonder why the “powers that be” are allowing us to know this info now. I’m thinking some distraction or big deception. Vewy vewy intawesting🤔

K Leigh

Mr. Krabs?

Jessica McNish

I forgot they had new cups and thought this was an inappropriate remark 😂😂😂😂

Jessica McNish

I loved Julian smith -waffles and hot kool aid haha

Salazar79Z28

Love the podcast! ...... Quit smacking your lips when you're talking about the most important stuff like the Rockefellers 😘

David Billings II

i had my earbuds turned up at work listening to the pod and the scream at the very end got me 😂😂😂

bekah g

What are the odds, that the time on Rockefellers watch on his newsweek magazine cover about the world trade centers being built, would say 9:11?

5H1N081

Nice cups! 💪

AnonymousTyrannosaurus

Pour me a glass of malk

Josh H

Lily- no joke I watched this yesterday and immediately called the PA toll line to pay a $4 toll from 2 years ago.. which apparently is $40 now. But I can legally go to PA again😂

Jennifer Candela

You guys are the coolest people I know but don’t really know….ya know?

Celena

Beep boop bop

NewEnglandah

Being bored is a choice

derek etheridge

Best dang song ever!

Michael Blanton

I'm not even wearing socks...

Michael Blanton

Also, so Mandela Effect that the astronauts came home months ago or did I just have that dream?

Paola Raggio

I still say only boring people get bored. I don't think it's mean. It's real.

Paola Raggio

You should do that Harry Potter intro for Halloween

JD Overloaded

Song has a dream warriors vibe

kalind parkhurst

NC dont care

kalind parkhurst

They for sure have plate scanners on the cars

kalind parkhurst

Y'all should look into Joe McMonagall's remote viewing on Mars!

David Billings II

loveuguys

sergio austin

PLEASE 🙏🏻

Shelby

We need a shirt or at least stickers of Andy saying "gah-lee dude"

Shawn

Geez Lily your clearly the one gas lighting them. You know what you said

Mandy

Those rock fellers also pushed for prohibition in the so it would drive petrol price up and pharmaceutical price up since there meds used petrol so ppl didn't use alcohol for car fuel, (lots of ppl used it and made moonshine for fuel) ppl was more worried about consuming alcohol etc also they pushed for processed milk and all bars turned into icream parlors during prohibition

City to sticks

My ChatGPT was honest about the c. I a doing it and I have a screenshot from it

Analogy

josh goin leopard seal ☠️

tNott

Did I miss an inside joke or something? I swear the painting behind Josh shifts more and more every week.

Sarah Bowman

Somebody straighten the frame behind Josh, please. Must…align…with other frames…🤪

Nicole Serenity

That song was so good! You guys are so creative…and creepy

Nicole Serenity

🦋🥷

Analogy

Another thing about the Rockefellas! They were blackmailing by Reuven Shiloah because the rockefellas were supplying the Nazis with oil…

Crew of 82 at first she said no but then it grew

You gotta keep that intro it’s so awesome 😂😂😂

Skyler Wright

What a great song

Matt Gagnon

Tow truck drivers use cameras to read plates to find repos. I could imagine cops using the same tech to make us pay.

Van Damage

Also loving the music added in between segments. More great editing

Justin Croft

The one place I will take the medieval person to is a XD movie theater with Dolby and make them sit and watch from start to finish Sigouney Weaver’s “Alien” 🫣😱 The one object I will show them is a Ninja Blender in action making a smoothie 🤭🤯

RagingWaters

This is getting too local!! I’ve lived around Longview my whole life and Andy is not lying. You just have to go back 7-8 years to see the reviews.

Max Lawley

The sfx on the eye bag clip was too good. 😂

Sparks

I have never laughed so hard at one of Andrew's reels 🤣🤣🤣🤣 Thanks Lily!!!

LotusEater

I thought I came up with “only boring people get bored”…can I get a t-shirt instead of royalties?

Racheal M

Just looked up eyeglass world, didn’t see any shoutouts for Andy but it has a 2.8 on yelp lol

Jacob

The Rockefeller segment had a weird sound that made it sound like someone was honking their horn intermittently. I kept looking to see if someone was mad at me lol. Who the crap is honking haha. I turned it up and realized it was the pod lol.

LlamaVomit

Apples and peaches is a 10 out of 10 idea!!!!

Cody Kleshick

But we farted in unison once and we have never been closer!💨

Jessica McNish

Ever since I heard about the telepathy tapes I've been trying to scream to my autistic son in my head all day nothing so far I'll keep you updated!!!

Jessica McNish

I'm learning so much about you all. Andrew will be my friend I call if I'm in a legal "situation" and need help burying a body. I'll never tell Lily anything I do wrong, she'll just blurt it out. I won't depend on Josh to remember to feed my animals if something happens to me because he'll feed one and forget about the others, like his vehicle registrations... who forgets about a whole vehicle for 2 years? Andy I'll keep around just to make silly puns. Oh and yes cops have tag readers. They constantly scan even when they aren't driving. The alert will sound and they will go after you depending on what the alert is for.

Räéliän

thanks

xD

Yo what up PaaaaTReOness

William maria

Heart emoji

Toots

So listening to your song made me think of my best friends mom. She told me a bunch of times she saw a black figure with a big black hat. In her dreams and in reality. One day she had enough and prayed over her home and she never saw him again. Super scary.

Sabrina Guido

For all the young people and Josh the answer is Arsenio Hall! Now back to the show!

Brent Campbell

That factor looks like the droid factory from Star Wars attack of the clones

Ethan Folkers

Ninja Dolphins are Alien Butterflies!!!!

MKEJay11

LETS GOOOOO!!!! HAPPY TUESDAY NAB PATREON FAM!!!!!

Brent Campbell

Where did putin get that gold tablet of black Jesus from the one he showed all the world leader he knows where the library.

WAX TERPANTINO

Dude that song was amazing! 😂😂 10/10

Justin Croft

Dolphins are aliens!!!!

jessie miller

Mars is NOT across the universe! 😂 😆 🤣 C'mon Andrew.

Michael Harris

Come one, surely we have some veteran "conspiracy" brothers/sisters in here. Those 80k pages are complete HORSESH*T. They wouldn't type/write out the plan/coup to kill the current president on paper and let it just set in a box for all this time to one day be read. These guys don't follow the laws, I don't know if you know that or not,.... they blew a man's head apart in the middle of a very crowded plaza. No where in any of the "released files" is going to have the actual truth on it. That story will never be told, the 5 or 10 MAIN operators that pulled it off are long gone and we've never heard there name. Likely a plumber from Dallas, Electrician from Tupelo, etc. Not a single one probably ever had a single paper connection with the "government" and after it was over never strayed from their "life" ever. Same goes with 9/11,..... we will NEVER see any actual plans/recording/writings. The US government would NEVER be trusted again if they revealed what actually happened on either of these events. Along with MLK, RFK, etc. JFK and 9/11 are the serious ones though that really changed the course of America drastically.

Ezekeil'90

Florida is different from MA, I got pulled over for my registration being 4 days expired and my car got towed 🥴

Katie Hurd

Benefits of being a female. lmao. That is the issue here, not you forgetting to pay your bills. I have literally spent the night in jail for the same exact thing, car towed, everything. So congrats on equality.

Ezekeil'90

Watch counter attack Netflix

Miguel

Cops certainly have license plate readers in the front and back of their cars. It will scan it and then they can choose to run them or not.

Ezekeil'90

That was the best song so far 👌 🙌 love it

Chris Duffy

Easier to see color from a distance rather then numbers

Chris Duffy

The stickers here in IL change color every year

Chris Duffy

Has anyone looked into the true story of Adolescence? @ninjas

Kait

2nd lol it's now become a race every week 😂

Sadie Broberg

In VA cop cars have LPR (license plate reading) Cameras so they literally don’t have to do anything to run your plates it’s all done automatically… super lame

Drew

Currently going to check my license

Sadie Broberg

I owed a couple grand Lily, there's worse people out there.

Sadie Broberg

Niiiinjas!!!

EMO girl

Heyy question for Lily: have you tried the Hoopla app for listening to audiobooks? It's a library app like Libby, but there's no wait time for borrowing books. They have audio books, ebooks, movies, and music. It's kinda random but I just re-listened to an episode where Lily was complaining about Libby, so I thought I'd share 😆

Emily Jane

Cherry! Cherry Pie. What is the world coming too?

Sean Thomas

Best way to multitask at work 🤷🏻‍♂️

Tony Dutton

I had a full on breakdown sobbing this morning listening to Matthew West so I definitely need this.

Travis Helbert

Let’s goooo! Hoping on a plan now I have me some entertainment!

Jimmy Sanchez

Let's go. Great start to the day

Calum

Good morniinnnnnngggg🥷🦋🥷

Ashton Williamson

Looking leaner fam💪

Martin Arispe

Let’s goooooooo!!!

Drew

🥳🙌🏼

K Leigh

🎉🎉🎉

Sadie Broberg

Yay!! Best part of my week!!

Joey Parkhurst

First comment. Yay!

Raven Ybarra

Yayyyyyy!!!!

Samantha Rose


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