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This time of year has always been a struggle. It's almost as if your immune system decides to take a vacation over the summer or something? Which is of course ridiculous, but there isn't any other way to explain it.
Last night you felt a little off and decided to take some medicine as a precaution. Which was apparently a great idea, because you wake up to your girlfriend gently trying to get you up.