658: Leggo My Egg, Yo with Bobby Bigwheel

Aw yeah, another week another Frotcast. Matt is sick so we call in our backup token non-Goy, Aaron Kleinman (aka Bobby Bigwheel online), head of reseach at Heartland Media. If his appearance is popular enough, he could push Matt for podding-time. A potential Jew-B controversy, if you will. 

We start on a high note by discussing our country’s ongoing murder campaign against people who may or not be drug traffickers. If love is a drug, doesn’t that mean that all of us are narco-terrorist traffickers and therefore eligible for extrajudicial murder by the United States of America with no due process? Really makes you think.

Moving along, Kate Beckinsale revealed on Jimmy Kimmel that her daughter’s boyfriend has laid two eggs. That’s about all I can tell you, I know about as much as you do.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1etA-kA7nbw

For the second Frotcast in a row, the Nuzz is Luzz and fucking up our lives with her Cüzz. The reviews on her book American Canto are out, and they’re spreading faster than Measles in a country where it used to be eradicated but some star-fucking tart that dated Keith Olbermann when she was 18 and he was 50 interfered with a national election in order to get a 70 year old guy who once strapped a whale’s head to the top of his car a position as Secretary of Health and Human Services. The deaths are preventable but the thrills are not! 

Next, The Chair Company. What’s it about? Does it matter? We have a spirited discussion about a show that only Tim Robinson could pull off. Maybe the real conspiracy was the guys with dents in their heads that we fought along the way.

Finally, we all watched Caught Stealing, a fantasy film in which a bartender on the Lower East Side lives on the Lower East Side. Real movie magic! We all agree that Darren Aronofsky needs to direct more action movies, and that he did a great job of filming a classic NYC flick. The capers abound in this one, check it out on Netflix. Solid B+.

Follow Aaron on Bluesky @kleinman.bsky.social and Frot on!

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