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656: DO NOT REPEAT THIS INSIGHT, with Charles Star (Ugarles)

The Frotboiis are back after a bye week, and what a week it was! The House Committee on Oversight and Government Reform released 20,000 pages of documents from Financier/Relationship Adviser/Child Molester Jeffery Epstein’s estate, and we bring back Senator Lemon Gogurt (Ind, Online), who does not serve on the House Committee on Oversight and Government Reform, to discuss. Jeffrey’s brother Mark would like everyone to know that the Bubba in question who was allegedly photographed being blown by Trump, is NOT Bill Clinton, thank you very much, and will not be commenting any further. Smart move. You wouldn’t want to make the people clamoring for the release of the Epstein Files to go crazy and wildly speculate.

But first, we switch it up by kicking off with a couple of ditties about anilingus. Get your hanky!

Next, is “Dasha fired by Gersh” the new “multiple slurp juices on a single ape”? We’ll ask the guy whose wife fell off a cliff and his large adult sons how babby is formed to find out.

[After that, we've got competing versions of how Olivia Nuzzi left Ryan Lizza for a much older man/men, courtesy of Nuzzi and Lizza themselves. Brendan must've gone into a fugue state during this part of the pod, since he left it out of the description.]

Finally, we all got around to watching WEAPONS (2025), so we discuss The Naruto Run, being distracted by the Naruto Run, how we actually know about the Naruto Run, then the tragedy of a bunch of hyper-online Zoomers not being killed en masse by doing the Naruto Run at a top-secret government facility. Solid B+ of a movie.

Follow Charles on Bluesky, listen to his podcast City Saint/Country Saint wherever you get your podcasts, and try to find his secret OnlyFans account.

Comments

Fuck yes, I knew one of the Page would remember.

Frotcast

top tier dr nick quote he slipped in there

boysef

fuuuuck Jonathan Daniel Brown was that dude that went to corey feldmans sad birthday party (frot episode 167)

boysef

It took me a while to realize that my sexual encounter with a 28yo when I was 16 was damaging. Don’t discount your experiences. Just because you thought you were able to consent at the time, doesn’t mean you were.

Johnathan Grace

“The Guyver” (1991), AKA the particularly fallow period of Mark Hamill’s career. https://youtu.be/kgMGHWRudTE?si=TCk2NpD6hfQkbmcD

Alex Brooks

Which part? Dasha or Nuzzi? I tried to include helpful links above, but yes, they're both pretty inscrutable.

Frotcast

Saying this podcast is inscrutable in the first two minutes became a self-fulfilling prophesy, cos at about 43 minutes in it just became completely opaque. Which is really saying something cos I'm shamefully online. Anyone, help?

Steven Parker

Someone tell Charles the allegory was school shootings

Lionel Hounjet

Love this guest

GummyBearGod

Erm, is it just a coincidence that Trump blowing Clinton was the punchline to a widely circulated online joke?

William Habington


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