augustinthewinter / [EARLY ACCESS] [M4F] Keeping the Bride's Brother Out of Trouble at the Wedding Reception [Slutty Mswitch] [Uptight F x Annoying M] [Prior History] [Wearing Him Out] [Car Sex] [Handjob] [Finger-Sucking] [Teasing] [Denial] [Titplay] [Fingering] [Face Riding] [69] [Ass Eating] [Competitive] [No Refractory] [Cumplay] [Sloppy] [Messy] [Condom] [Doggy] [Licking It Up] [Hair Pulling] [Spanking] [Multiple Orgasms] [Cowgirl] [Coming in Mouth] [Praise] [Degradation]

A hundred times being here and the initial laughter always gets me.

Dragonli

2025-08-17 04:51:03 +0000 UTC

desperately need this fuckboy adjacent horndog of a man in my life right NEOW

Nani

2025-08-11 05:18:33 +0000 UTC

Can my actual sister get married again so August can be my +1 🙏🏼😂

Sara

2025-08-07 16:03:53 +0000 UTC

“I won’t be vulgar” (immediately refers to balls) I’ve never felt more seen

B N

2025-08-04 03:53:51 +0000 UTC

I like to think it’s purposefully (to me at least)! It feels like a smart way to include aftercare/deplaning from the audio experience while still not breaking character. Smartypants, this August! 🤓

Gabriella 🥭

2025-08-03 21:01:14 +0000 UTC

it's a testament to this script's appeal (and the endearing fuckboy-adjacent speaker) that my eternal and immediate aversion to any type of anal interaction did NOT make me stop listening. or coming back for a return listen lol. the banter between him and the listener feels incredibly real, which is tricky since, well. the listener doesn't speak. but as always with your audios, it isn't difficult to listen to just the speaker's side of the scene and know what is being said in the reply. that sets your audios apart from other VA. your scripts are well-written, natural flowing conversations both leading up to and lasting through the sex, and the cooldown chat afterwards is both a breather for the listener and often literally involves your breath: whispers, sighs, catching your breath, a laugh. i don't know how intentional all of that is, but even if it's all happenstance, it makes for wonderful writing and an enjoyable performance.

Krist like wrist

2025-07-24 03:33:31 +0000 UTC

I started barking and clapping like a seal at the mention of clit pinching… there aren’t enough sweaty emojis for this holy fuck

B N

2025-06-28 22:06:34 +0000 UTC

33:45 - 35:25 is just like. how am i supposed to go on.

anna

2025-06-22 18:17:38 +0000 UTC

sorry, to clarify, i have a big girl job now, and part of it is managing production on wedding invites, menus, signs, etc

Lana

2025-06-20 22:09:25 +0000 UTC

i think wedding season might be the death of me

Lana

2025-06-20 00:46:46 +0000 UTC

not them doing the nasty in the rented nissan altima … do it again! (also speaker calling himself a dog… welcome back roman roy)

erin 🤸‍♂️

2025-06-16 02:35:43 +0000 UTC

bitn, you're on such a roll with these new art pieces!! i love how cocky and absolutely seductive speaker looks in the full art, but how adorably puppy and eager he looks in his chibi form!! 🤭💖 you're an incredible artist!!~

alisha 🌱

2025-06-13 02:48:50 +0000 UTC

made some contributions to this work too, 🥺really love speaker's cocky attitude in the first two minutes … https://imgur.com/a/Jf56Xc7

BitN

2025-06-13 02:46:39 +0000 UTC

Oh my god Lauren! YOUR MIND 🤯 These are so incredible, and YES I recognize these yearners! Thank you for sharing your gorgeous art with us again, you’re so talented 🩷🩷🩷

Peony

2025-06-13 00:05:33 +0000 UTC

I feel like this one’s a real yearner 🙂‍↕️ There isn’t much I can say that the girlies (g/n) haven’t said here. This just eats. 🤏🏾 https://imgur.com/a/dRvS0FJ After seeing how much fun I had with my tiny mock webtoon panel, I decided to do this! Some kind of view into the lives of the yearners (in my humble opinion) of the Augustverse! I wonder if you could guess who’s who. 👀 It might be easy actually. Also, I realize how big this canvas turned out so it might look a little blurry, but the clearer version is further down below! I hope this era of our lives gets better💕 I also hope you are all doing well and finding a safe space here away from real life.

☀️🌻Lauren🌻☀️

2025-06-12 23:35:02 +0000 UTC

probably a midi slip dress with a slit to show off the legs that speaker is obviously very horny for

mina

2025-06-04 20:13:14 +0000 UTC

Here I am 2 weeks later still trying to recover... Objectively, clinically, the implied dialogue here is flawless. The little slip of "what kind of trouble are w-- am I gonna get into out here?" Perfection. Questions: 1) what kind of dress do we imagine Listener is wearing given everything that the 2 of them get up to? 2) are they in a limo? Because even in an SUV this would be hella cramped 😅 3) why the hell didn't L pursue things with S because goddamn... The "baby"s in here unexpectedly destroyed me. I'm not a "baby" kinda gal but fuck, this speaker could say it and make my eyes roll. The balance of praise and degradation is 🤌🏻💋 Ffs I hope you feel proud of this one... Fuck me... Keep rolling nat 1's to reboot my brain...

Knotty Kittie

2025-06-03 21:32:29 +0000 UTC

good Lord 🫣🥵

mags

2025-05-31 08:47:59 +0000 UTC

he’s ANNOYING? oh no… my dream…

erin 🤸‍♂️

2025-05-30 15:32:58 +0000 UTC

I don’t know if I commented on this because I have listened to this so many times but god it’s still as good as the first time. Jesus this is probably your best audio and I say probably because they’re all so good. The banter, dirty talk, and just the way you f*ck is top tier sir. 100% worth the subscription to your channel.

Liz 🫦

2025-05-30 01:05:48 +0000 UTC

“Don’t bite your lip open that mouth and tell me” insert kermit the frog falling from a building meme”

Adaora

2025-05-30 00:16:36 +0000 UTC

The update icon is more fitting for this audio. Cake for the wedding and cake for the cake that was ate up! 🍰 😆

daahling

2025-05-28 06:19:18 +0000 UTC

You are so real for mentioning needing to pause right at the beginning bc sameeee, I heard the devastating sound of august laughing and had to throw my phone into a river to calm down 😔 also YES when M cut himself off and said “nope 🤐 not gonna say that” I totally pictured him trying to act casual while asking his sister “so…who’s that loser your friend’s dating? he looks dumb 😒” years prior when F was with some bozo 🥺 1000% agree he FURSURE loves to annoy F just so she’ll get all riled up, smack him upside the head, and call him an idiot [cue Barry White music playing in his head 😍] Also mfjdjdjddk I mentioned “cumpetition” in the DILF pt 2 comments back in the day but I’m sure others have used it/come up w it since!! It fit soooo well for this pair’s specific combative, elbow-jabbing dynamic ugh love 2 pushy freaks who refuse to give in 🐸 Absolutely delish Big Comment debut, you’re a natural 🤩 as a fellow secret lover girl w a fear of being perceived I totally get the self consciousness but I had SO much fun reading your thoughts and hope you continue to share them!! Also omg have fun at your friends’ wedding (maybe there’ll be a hot cousin situation?? 👁️) 💃🏻

sarah 💫

2025-05-28 04:44:46 +0000 UTC

ok i actually am feeling a lil self-conscious about writing a longer comment bc while i have the heart of a lovergirl yapper i also hate being perceived ☹️ but i had a few things get out before my head explodes at my work desk or something. i’m having a blast reading everyone’s comments and will likely be back with more thoughts on these cutie pies. * the opening had me cheesing so bad! i had to take a pause 2 seconds in bc i wasn’t prepared for how exuberant, sweet, and goofy this M was gonna be. he’s so earnestly excited to celebrate his sister’s wedding 🥹😍💗 * the music choices are also so fun. i love weddings and i love dancing and the energy here almost had me actin up in the middle of my living room * “i make your dry ass guys look bad, just like back when you were—nope, not gonna say that“ M holding back here says so much about their history to me and how he prob thought the guys F dated before were duds. i know a yearner when i see (hear?) one. * “the dance floor needs me” me the second a tequila soda hits my lips * “you don’t make it weird. we’ve been swimming so.” got her ass. * “little miss slutty dress wedding guest” i am nosy and need to know what the tea is with the BIL and his ex being invited. * “what kind of trouble are w—am i gonna get in out here?” was he going to say WE?? * “nothing anywhere near that interesting ever happened when i gave her other friends a ride home… okay, yeah you’re right. we’ll just go back then.” he is trying sooo hard to get her to admit that it was, in fact, a big deal and she’s thought about their ~history~ as much as he has. she won’t and he’s trying to play it off as cool/casual but i just know he’s supremely disappointed by it. UGH * the cartoon wolf panting would work on me 🐺😔😕😏 * “you remember what i said to you? 😏 you actually don’t? 🥺” the way he keeps asking if she remembers xyz, and she’s just like “no❤️” she’s just like me fr. * “no no don’t stop” https://tenor.com/bvpQa.gif * “you telling me to shut up is so nostalgic”; “yeah roll your eyes too, fuck that turns me on.” like @sarah 💫 said, obsessedddd with M loving how annoyed F is and that F secretly loves it. i’m envisioning all the times before where he’s purposely annoyed her just to get her to roll her eyes at him. 😒🙄😍 * [69] moment between two brats is so unbelievably hot, i’m gonna start pulling my hair out (also “cumpetition”? whichever one of you coined this is a genius). * [licking it up] off the upholstery. um did not know i was into this (also wasn’t not into the idea of it i guess?) i have some things to think about. * desperate pleas of “i need you to ride it” oh my god. 🆘‼️❤️‍🔥once again it’s real yearner hours in here. * [33:53-34:55] ☺️ * i’m attending my friends’ wedding this weekend and lemme just say, thank fucking god neither of them have brothers. to echo what many have already said, the SFX are so so good. after my initial listen(s…) i found myself pausing/rewinding to catch all the different layers you added in like an audio ispy. the guests chatting/dancing/laughing as the music transitions in the background. the way all the noise becomes muffled as they step outside and fades as they walk farther and farther away from the reception. what the hell. as a newer listener, it’s been fun going through the back catalog and getting dropped into all these different worlds you’re building, and it’s always such an immersive experience regardless of the story or genre. it’s very clear how much care and thought you put into your work, and it’s much appreciated!! ok see ya!

little j

2025-05-28 03:22:43 +0000 UTC

“…it makes my heart sing that you played him as fundamentally charmed with her minding of him rather than just tolerating or being sincerely annoyed by it. He’s smitten by her in part because of, rather than in spite of, this aspect of herself that could be considered ‘difficult’.” 😩😩💗rachel i am screaming at this whole paragraph. i’m imagining F with a concentrated frown as she’s wiping M down and he’s smiling at her with soft, adoring heart eyes but she doesn’t even notice at first because she’s so laser focused on the task at hand until she’s like “stop looking at me like that” “Another headcanon of mine is that M had designs all day to catch L’s attention during the reception. As soon as he noticed her scoping him out from the sidelines, he scrambled to find someone to dance with to see how she would react.” between this and listing everyone else he could potentially hook up with instead of BIL’s ex, he was for sure plotting.

little j

2025-05-27 02:53:59 +0000 UTC

26:54 onwards... THATS my Dirty Talk #28a! 👄

Lisa 🇬🇧 🫦 ♏🍷🔞

2025-05-27 01:46:51 +0000 UTC

Dearly beloved, we are gathered here today to gush over the union of Goody-Two-Shoes Bridesmaid F x Rambunctious Bride’s Brother M in Hol(e)y Smashtrimony!!! 🥰💥🚘 Wow, do I feel lucky that you happened to be surfing the same wedding-themed audio brainwave I was for May AND that our pick ended up being an enduring runner-up concept that I’ve been rooting for! A moans poll fairytale ending that was well worth every moment of waiting. I’ve previously joked that audios with similar origins—scenarios waiting in the wings for an extended period before eventually being created—end up so sensational because they are “barrel-aged”. I patently believe that with this one. The inspiring poll comment suggestions you shout out exist bc we had 8 whole months to continue dreaming about the possibilities! iirc the exact Rambunctious M x Goody-Two-Shoes F dynamic was devised in a comment thread on the original September 2024 poll post? And it just continued to flourish over time with our collective faith in it. I had such a clear vision of who these characters were, and you still sharpened it by refining the [past history] backstory piece we were tinkering with this time around! I hold so much esteem for how you elevate our ideas when you combine your thoughtful consideration of them with your own inspiration. Your creations are undoubtedly “you” while also feeling informed by what’s coming up for the community, and that’s rad! Let the record show that I am stupidly fond of this S&L duo. The range of their dynamic over the course of the audio, from frisky cheekiness to unleashed (🐶 more on that later) yearning, generates gravitational magnetism between them. They have a palpable, high-octane chemistry that’s irresistible. Not to be the Girl Who Cried Endgame buuuuut how could you not root for a future for them!? On top of that, they are as captivating and substantial as characters in their own right as they are together. Bride’s Brother—a bonafide ACU Goofy Cutiepie (@ Gabriella 🥭) who can and will fuck L up in every way her heart could ever desire—is descended from an honorable lineage with the likes of THTT Speaker, Blowfessor, and Concert Bestie. These Ms wield a trifecta of silliness, sweetness, and sluttiness with aplomb. They dole each out in hearty measure to convey how discretely they desire their F counterparts. It’s earnest, intentional work, and they are more than up to the task! Some of the best boys to exist on the Patreon!!!! I was guaranteed to love him! And I DO! But while he has my heart, it’s L who has my soul. Probably lame (+ certainly self-indulgent) to say that I have never related to one of your F characters more. A solution-oriented “secret slut” that is committed to doing everything in her power to make a dear friend’s Big Day as dreamy as possible—even at the expense of being the fuddy-duddy in the room? I get her so bad!!! This F offers me a mirror akin to how @Gabriella 🥭 has previously described your Tutor character relative to her own self-reflection: “a way for me to understand and appreciate some things about myself that I might otherwise find uncool or unappealing.” It was a trip to see “goody-two-shoes” in the Names Used among the sexy classics. It's so clever to use the parallel of her “cleaning up her mess” in assisting M after she knocked his drink and her “cleaning up her mess” (sexual) in licking cum off the seats (btw, you and @Gabriella 🥭 have ruined me ((affectionate)) with this filth!!!) to showcase her goody-two-shoes impulses as something that can be sexually combustible! Her inclination to take responsibility and maintain order (core goody-two-shoes instincts, imo) can be scandalous + slutty when copious amounts of errant cum are involved! It’s also notable that, unlike others, M does not expect F to triage every possible blunder of his that evening. He doesn’t want or need her to take responsibility for his actions the way she seems to believe the bridal party does. He may be happy-go-lucky, but he is clearly not irresponsible or inconsiderate. The spare shirt and conscientious condom use say it all. Because he lets her take care of him on her own terms and not because he presumes that she will, she can lean into this part of her personality as something erotic. As @sarah 💫 sagely said on the Rainy Day audio, “love taking care of a man who’s already trying to take care of himself!” Importantly, it also seems that he finds this all to be endearing. He teases her for it but his “I could’ve done it myself, okay, I didn’t ask you to” while letting her wipe him down anyway + thanking her for keeping an eye on him are telling. As someone who, like F, often finds myself cast in the role of the “responsible” one in the group where there’s an unspoken assumption that I will keep the train on the tracks so others can let loose, it was touching to hear F not just seen but appreciated for that by M. Not that I had any doubts you’d keep it cute, but it makes my heart sing that you played him as fundamentally charmed with her minding of him rather than just tolerating or being sincerely annoyed by it. He’s smitten by her in part because of, rather than in spite of, this aspect of herself that could be considered "difficult". This is a recurring pedagogy in your eminent pairings (Skeptic x Witch + Staff Officer x Space Commander!!!) that I’ll never ever tire of. 💞 🫗 My week was made when I heard the drink-spilling SFX sequence in the opening scene! Thank you for understanding the vision and bringing my shirt stain plot suggestion to life! 🫡 🫗 "Who told you to do that? No, she didn’t! No, she didn’t! My sister is way too cool for that.” 1) I will always cheer for supportive sibling relationships in stories. 2) I already said this in an earlier thread of @Roxy’s but Bride’s Brother is unquestionably a younger brother in my mind. You did not specify, but I will accept no other canon. “My sister is way too cool” is obviously younger brother coded, and I would know bc I have two of them! It’s my personal headcanon that it was, in fact, not the bride but the maid of honor who made the babysitting request of L. All of the other bridesmaids and S’s sister detected a simmering ~ vibe ~ between S&L . Giving L this “responsibility” was their scheming to put the pair in proximity in the hopes they’d finally confront their obvious chemistry and sexual tension. That’s the real “bridesmaid conspiracy”! 🫗 Another headcanon of mine is that M had designs all day to catch L’s attention during the reception. He was harboring Moves by Suki Waterhouse-type motivations. As soon as he noticed her scoping him out from the sidelines, he scrambled to find someone to dance with to see how she would react. His plan ended up working even more perfectly than intended when he unwittingly cozied up with his new BIL’s ex + L’s damage control objective became relevant 🤭 🫗 The panting + subby, humping handjob + “I can be a good dog” have left me reevaluating some things. Thanks for unearthing another new artifact for me to study. Diligently. 🥴🐺‼️ 🫗“Keep talking to me, I’ll cum faster” is a bonkers L voice compliment, oh my god!!!!! 🫗 The delivery of “wet, little, good girl pussy” knocked screws in my brain loose. I’ve always thought “good girl” is “well-earned” in your audios, but there was something extra exalted about how Speaker says it throughout this one. Brilliant to emphasize it for an F with this specific personality! 🫗 "That clit’s so needy for me. Right, baby? ...I said, right, baby?” 🦋🫨🦋 Why is it often your most unassuming lines that send me into a tizzy?!?! It’s “Yikes… oh, you must really like me” all over again. The sorcery lies in your performance! This part also reminds me of the unforgettable beat in Superhero Nemesis where Invulnerable Speaker is drooling on L’s pussy + is clearly dying to devour it but needs to hear her ask for it before he will. 🧎🏻‍♀️ 🫗“I just love pussy, love tasting it, love getting it all over me.” - we can always rely on your Speakers to be sterling munches, but phewwww Bride’s Brother is among your most perilously horny for it. A wise man said, “more slutty Ms in 2025" and this M has more than earned the slutty in [Slutty Mswitch] with his gusto. Bro is STARVING! 🍽️ 🫗The [69] cumpetition!!!! Cinema! Textbook AITW greyscale switchiness that I will gorge myself on until the end of time. I can’t get enough of the detail of L playing dirty by briefly angling her hips so he can’t reach her clit + his amusement with it. The implication of her feeling secure enough to break from her rule-bound form and “misbehave” like this with him makes me crazy. It adds so much to their dynamic! Obsessed that he also takes pleasure in her indulgence in freedom from her “streets” identity through this bratty “sheets” behavior. His “I wanna see that uptight, secret slut fall apart on my cock” is aligned with this too, imo. It’s a verbalization of his desire to co-create a sexual playspace where she feels safe enough to let herself unravel and be naughty! ❤️‍🔥 🫗 I am weak over the amount of dirty talk that is essentially body worship. His lust for Listener’s body is fuel for the narrative of his neediness for her specifically. No one else at the event could’ve satiated him the way she can! The “of course you have the prettiest fucking pussy I’ve ever seen” -> “of course you have the best pussy I’ve ever felt” callback + “I don’t need anything else. Not when I have your pussy to fill up"—all infernally hot. His “fuck, your thighs” also made me woozy! 🫗 "I'll be good. If you be good for me. Yeah. Good, bad, whatever I want, right?” I screamed. Switchy supremacy!! 🫗 YAY clothed sex! I’ve been enjoying the CMNF/CFNM but will always be a huge fan of L getting fucked in a specific outfit. 👗👠 🫗“I need you to ride it” in that urgent tone, christ alive, he sounds like he’s gonna disintegrate if she doesn’t bounce on it 🚨🥵⚠️ I also need to applaud the meticulous attention to detail in the quality of the body collision SFX being distinct when they’re fucking in doggy vs. cowgirl! Your foley efforts do not go unnoticed! 🫗 "your hair in my fist like a good slut + “hickies all over your tits"—respectfully, pleaseeeee continue including the rougher [hair pulling] + marking (especially chest or collarbone or thigh hickies) in playful, switchy stuff! 🫗I have been really enjoying the orgasm encouragement featuring heavy “cumming on cock” talk across DTs and scripted content lately! Was also thrilled to revisit Speaker edging himself as L cums on his cock that was included in audios earlier in the year. 🫗“It’s not like I think about it all the time or anything…” - 🧐 I’m calling unreliable narrator! His gauging for reciprocated feelings via questions about her memories of their last encounter? His “I can picture the look on your face when you came” remark?? The “been waiting so long for this…” comments??? He's one of the loudest loverboys to ever grace this platform! I blacked out and wrote an absurd amount about an audio again 🥸 If it wasn’t obvious, this is one of my most loved pieces from the year so far! I can imagine having to delay the drop a second time and then work into the wee hours to finish it was stressful. I seriously appreciate your commitment to getting it out into the world as soon as you could. It was a treat to wake up to on an early weekday morning! The May content has truly been a parade of my fave things! The possible genre exclusive to close the month would be the cherry on top.🤞🏼I have a few theories of what you could be cooking, but I won’t say anything more in case I jinx it… Thank you so much, August! 💗

rachel 🍓

2025-05-26 20:56:15 +0000 UTC

Yes, the giddiness!!! I fully hear Best of My Love by The Emotions every time I think of him, he’s so full of life and love and vulgarity!! I have no idea how L has stayed away from him for years, he’s irresistible tbh 🧜 💍 “Not letting yourself have the thing you want bc you know it will annihilate you is ultimately an act of self preservation but also, isolation?” Sarah, put down the gun omfg……….. What did I ever do to you?! This whole paragraph is bars, and I was also touched by L finally letting themself have the thing! And to be embraced so totally by someone who doesn’t in fact think they’re “too horny/much/loud/vulgar/insatiable/stuffy/rule-bound” etc etc, L’s actually the perfect amount of depraved and needy for him omg 😭💒 💍 “There’s no way F’s backing down from earning a (massive, throbbing, bulging) gold star!🌟” YES! This is a good example of what I meant when I said “Daddy’s smarter than me”. Rather than trying to force that impulse out of L, he leverages it to force them to enjoy themself and get the thing they both want because he knows the urge to earn something is stronger than the urge to deprive themself. And also he believes they already deserve everything and is ready to construct whatever deprivation/indulgence scaffolding they need to get it. As you said, so big brained, smartypants writing!!! 🤓 💍 “I now find myself so hungry for M’s hunger 🥲 he always needs it soooo bad, he’s like the robinhood fox wearing rags + sunglasses, shaking an empty cup at F begging for a taste 😩😔” This is SOOO funny omfg, “any pussy today? Can you spare any pussy for a man dying of thirst 🥺?” every. single. time. 💍 “O encouragement” Yes yes yes! I think the words “witchcraft” and “hypnotic” are so apt here as this reminded me of sweet Skeptical Customer where M sounds SO STUPID and is also making demands. These are both cummandments AND desperate pleas, the zenith of switchiness. I feel like both of those sentiments being present makes it feel inevitable, like you said, because you’re motivated by both cumpetitive spirit (how stupidier could I make this person sound? 🤔) and the desire to be a Good Girl and do as the Dom asks. I’m surprised the car didn’t explode on impact 💣 Yummy thoughts as always 💗, I’m so glad this M (who is a Sarah-shaped atomic bomb) killed you in the best way 🐺

Gabriella 🥭

2025-05-26 14:02:50 +0000 UTC

“I’m like a fuckin cartoon wolf right now, tongue hanging out…just [exaggerated panting noises]” - me when I’m plagued by visions of this goofy party boy speaker 🐺😮‍💨 As expected, Wedding August is even more devastatingly charming, silly, and FUN than I thought possible 🥲 I will never get over this opening scene, the instant I hear M yell “AYYYYY!🕺🏽😀” and picture him doing a silly raise-the-roof motion, tie undone, grinning + sweaty, I am injected w a level of pure giddiness that’s medically concerning. I turn into the Gidmeister, the Giddler🃏, I am GIDZILLA, hear me roar‼️🦎🗣️ You convey facial expressions so stunningly clear through your voice, the smirky, eye-rolling tone is positively contagious and the exuberant, carefree laughs are so…..….!!!..!. [pinching the bridge of my nose, exhaling deeply] WHATWVER!!!! Modern science needs to find a way to harness your laugh as a means to end world hunger, I’m writing to the U.N. rn ✍🏼 “I love it when you act all annoyed by me” 🤝🏼 “you are so fucking annoying and I secretly love it” is one of my absolute FAVEEE dynamics and is made even more delish by all the juicy [prior history]. It was so cool to see how you mishmashed the suggestions from the poll, the “secret steamy night from years ago” angle is exactly what I was hoping for!! Like @Peony said, I think this audio would be the PERFECT candidate for a prequel, it could be a fun experiment to start from Z and work back to A and include fun lil callbacks to the future (ie M overstimming F w his fingers in the prequel —> “yk I’ve never had someone scream like that from just my fingers before” in the sequel). It would be so fun to watch how their dynamic began, knowing how they end up years later! • the music in the beginning is genuinely so catchy, I always find myself movin n groovin every relisten 💃🏻 the SFX have been stellar lately, not only the mixing but all the lil details you include (the muffled music fading as they walk away from the venue, the car door creaking, the strained leather + buckle clink when F’s shoe presses against his belt) always blow me away 🎛️ • “wellyoushouldn’t’ve grᵃᵇᵇᵉᵈ it 😖” • him unbuttoning his shirt, maintaining eye contact and saying “it’s nothing you haven’t seen before” as F stares right back, arms crossed, unamused 😒 (biting her tongue to keep it from rolling across the parking lot). Birds in the parking lot are blushing. • “I won’t be vulgar☝🏼OK I WILL” - me in the comments 🐸 • I am such a sucker for F smacking/shoving M, double points if it’s bc he’s being an annoying lil snot 🙄 not only does it speak to a level of camaraderie, but playfully hitting someone is literally code for “I want you so bad pls kiss me” for the physical affection-challenged 👊🏼 • “yeah roll your eyes too, fUCK that turns me on” makes me wanna pull my hair out (pos), I am OBSESSED w him loving how annoyed F is, specifically bc he knows how much she secretly really loves it. The way he sees through F’s feigned annoyance and LOVES the fact that she’s pretending she doesn’t like him is just….how powerful must he feel, knowing it’s SO good, she has to act like it’s not??? 😵‍💫 this ties into “you were scared of how good it could be, scared of what I’d turn you into?” so seamlessly, that is a full on attack on the defensive lovergirls of the world 🤕 I’m p big on deprivation, in large part bc of the misbelief that I’m stronger if I can resist the thing I want the most (not true, there is no weakness in satisfaction, but delayed pleasure is kinda hot idk!). Not letting yourself have the thing you want bc you know it will annihilate you is ultimately an act of self preservation but also, isolation? Loveee how F finally breaks down and confesses how scared they were to become mindless + unraveled, only to realize fear has no place in connecting w others (wink wink) and accepting your true self + basking in what you were always meant to be (a slut)!!!!!! 🥰 • “Do your job. Satisfy me” - so genius, so hot, sooo big brained of M to realign the goalpost in F’s driven, task-obsessed mind. He knows them so well, he understands the only way to get this goody-two-shoes to break the rules is to turn “losing control” into an assignment. There’s no way F’s backing down from earning a (massive, throbbing, bulging) gold star!🌟 • As someone who used to be on the fence about visiting Munchtropolis, I need to say that the mouth sounds have been so impeccable, I now find myself so hungry for M’s hunger 🥲 he always needs it soooo bad, he’s like the robinhood fox wearing rags + sunglasses, shaking an empty cup at F begging for a taste 😩😔 • “jesus christ that fucking mouth” 🤭🥰😇😧👄🐬🐶🚁😮‍💨🫠🦍🦅🦅🦅 • throwing a bouquet of lilies at Gabriella 🥭 for the genius, delish upholstery licking scene, she needs a cloud shaped trophy for this idea!!!! ☁️🏆 esp love how this happens soon after F admits how scared they were to find out how good it is — now that they officially embrace being a mindless mess for M, they reaaaally sink into the self indulgent sloppiness and can’t help [licking it up]. Still holding out for F [kissing it off] M’s face one day!!!! 🙏🏼 • the O encouragement has been off the charts BONKERS lately, 34:33-34:50 feels like genuine witchcraft istg 📈🪄The string of consistent, relentless cummandments felt reminiscent of DT 28 in that it was hypnotic and borderline affirmation-esque, like the conviction in M’s voice is so strong, he might as well have told F “say it, say you’re gonna come right now” bc it was THAT inevitable?? Ihni if that makes sense but the string of “I wanna feel it I wanna feel it”s had me chewing off my own tongue, you’re insane 🤕 This was so stinking cute and delightful AND filthy hot steamy nasty, 1000% worth the wait (as always)!!!! 🙌🏼 This M is up there w my fave ACU speakers (he’s like a mix of Just Grinding M, Concert Friend, and Nemesis?? aka my exact flavor of kryptonite), I am so invested in their offscreen time and totally envision him on the dance floor later, pretending to throw a lasso around F as “Get Down Tonight” by KC & The Sunshine Band blasts from the speakers 😍🤠🕺🏽🪩 thanks a bajillion for all your hard work and giving us a flirty, fun, filthy wedding night to remember! 💘💍 P.S. No “slipping through your (my) fingers” ABBA ref during the handy?? 🥸

sarah 💫

2025-05-26 03:13:27 +0000 UTC

stop i actually need a prequel!!

kath

2025-05-25 20:47:33 +0000 UTC

But how did it all begin 😬

sparrowthehero

2025-05-25 19:58:32 +0000 UTC

YES a prequel 🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️ sequels are sooo last year bring us the before and not the after

Mimi (she they)

2025-05-25 18:19:27 +0000 UTC

All this wistful reminiscing of M + F’s all too short-lived, but steamy history is just BEGGING for a prequel (that is now cooking up in my mind). I’m picturing multiple lead-up scenes to build up the romantic tension a la the neighbour audio. This would be an audio that in isolation would have us all shouting “WHAT??? NOOOO!! It cant end that way! BOOOO 🍅🍅🍅” if it weren’t for us already knowing that this moment leads to an extremely satisfying conclusion years later. (“That One Night” by Jan’s assistant Hunter from The Office plays softly in the background)

Peony

2025-05-25 18:15:27 +0000 UTC

Off topic and likely said before, but I love all the cover art you choose for each audio. There’s a similar tone they share that feels like there’s a thread through them. As if you could have a coffee table book of them. A collection of art that’s suitable for everyone to see, but has a wink in it cause many represent a wet, hot memory of a story. 📸🩶

Freshwater Mermaid

2025-05-24 23:27:40 +0000 UTC

😧 .......computer dial up noises

Deja

2025-05-24 21:35:39 +0000 UTC

Agree completely. It makes me just a little uneasy if there isn't at least a quick check!

MichaelCeraVe

2025-05-24 12:46:18 +0000 UTC

THE MUSIC!!! fr invited for a carne asada

jules

2025-05-24 08:18:09 +0000 UTC

You ate the fuck down with this one. Bravo!! The harp player missed out on a good time fr. I do remember licking cum off the floor getting mentioned in that dirty talk about things you've never done in an audio before. haha So I'm glad we got something adjacent to that here.

beluga

2025-05-24 07:49:52 +0000 UTC

it’s like, my third listen and i only just now caught the “yeah roll your eyes too. fuck, that turns me on.” line and WHAT THE HELL AUGUST!!! this is sooooo hyperactive dog x black cat coded

mina

2025-05-24 06:16:19 +0000 UTC

I am never not thinking about romangerri

Mayuri

2025-05-24 06:14:34 +0000 UTC

Just realized, this might be your first audio that uses a condom! It’s a nice detail to show the speaker’s eagerness and care towards the listener. It’s appropriate for the current relationship of the characters, both being single/uncommitted. I know talking about birth control in a “porn” audio doesn’t sound sexy for some, but I personally find consent on birth control method (especially when speaker is a new sex partner) comforting. When it’s a come-inside scenario, I’d prefer the speaker confirms with listener that they are on pills/had shots/etc., and that both parties have tested safe to have sex. Especially if it’s an everyday scenario, I don’t want the listener to feel pressured into giving the green light for unprotected sex. But of course, if it’s fantasy, it doesn’t matter! Witches must have special birth control abilities…

IthacaOwl

2025-05-24 03:16:13 +0000 UTC

Does the shaking stop? It's been 10 minutes and I still feel like my soul has left the building

Valencia Like the Orange

2025-05-24 01:36:22 +0000 UTC

you're a visionary and you should say it louder. we need more monster-fucker focused content

truffle

2025-05-23 18:23:21 +0000 UTC

I think this is my most listened. I can’t get enough. When you say given our ✨history✨ my knees buckle and I’m at your mercy

Ames

2025-05-23 18:13:37 +0000 UTC

Sending thoughts and prayers to you in these trying times💔💔💔💔💔

liver

2025-05-23 17:01:31 +0000 UTC

Desperately need a Roman Roy type audio with this dynamic I felt like I heard him in this audio 💆💆💆

liver

2025-05-23 17:00:15 +0000 UTC

very much reminiscent of the “duuurr” of my youth

hexa

2025-05-23 13:46:49 +0000 UTC

boomshakalaka

cumbo feds

2025-05-23 08:36:04 +0000 UTC

Petition to get Patreon Wrapped 2025 feature installed cuz this one is gonna be on repeat.

Dana

2025-05-23 06:39:46 +0000 UTC

Physically: answering emails at work 😓💻 Mentally: in the backseat of this man’s Honda civic recreating the steamy hand print car window scene from titanic ✋🏼💦🚗🚢

sarah 💫

2025-05-23 04:50:07 +0000 UTC

👯‍♀️

AlitaNYM

2025-05-23 02:14:06 +0000 UTC

Not get down on it 😂😂😂😂😂

AlitaNYM

2025-05-23 02:08:57 +0000 UTC

GAG ITTTT

chloe

2025-05-23 00:47:30 +0000 UTC

just fell to my knees

chloe

2025-05-23 00:42:17 +0000 UTC

I love the banter in the beginning of this one but specifically the 4:38 “thAnKs🤪” gets me 🤣😭

K

2025-05-23 00:08:10 +0000 UTC

No condoms next time 😏

PrincessBubblegum🌸

2025-05-22 23:57:30 +0000 UTC

physically i was in meetings all morning, mentally i was still thinking about the panting

little j

2025-05-22 22:56:02 +0000 UTC

Awww, I'm sorry Sofiapobs

Gabriella 🥭

2025-05-22 22:23:47 +0000 UTC

🎵 Now Playing - Get Down On It by Kool & the Gang 🎶 First, to release a bit of the horniness pressure in this comment so I can actually go on, I went full 🏃🏿‍♀️ MEEP MEEP 🏃🏿‍♀️ and broke the sound barrier running home after work on Monday. The urge to commune with this Speaker lest I die was so strong, I could have crushed a steel beam with my bare hands. When I say, “I got that dog in me”, I’m referring to this Speaker, he’s the (good) dog in me. Puppy M, lead dog in the Idickarod? We’ll have something by week’s end. Looking at you, @sarah💫. It is actually dangerous to be this horny, and I, like the Speaker and Listener, was being very brave and cool not bursting into flames on Monday before I got home. How DARE YOU make a Speaker this hot, zero concern for public safety 🙎🏿‍♀️ 👋🏿 Welcome Gathering - Need to Know by Doja Cat This audio feels like floating in a champagne flute, then someone drops a shot of Basil Hayden’s into the glass. I feel at once effervescent, light as a feather, in touch with everyone around me, totally connected to my higher brain functions AND dumb dumb woof woof woof tail smacking the ground hard 🐺 aWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOga HUBBA HUBBA 👅👅👅. And thankfully, I’m not alone! S&L are also incandescent with desire. The crackle, the sizzle, the pop between Speaker and Listener is DELICIOUS, it’s a wonder my headphones didn’t moan during their foreplay banter. My personal head canon: L took an off-handed joke Speaker’s sister made as an excuse to dogsit him in a misguided attempt to manage the crushing weight of how badly they want him. “You know Speaker, he’s like a dog with a bone when he’s got his eye on someone! He’ll be a menace at the wedding haha!”. Time to employ their most celebrated skill: planning and organization. What could go wrong? Surely L can act as a set of guardrails to keep him away from trouble (someone’s divorced aunt, the higher proof nice bourbon). Little did they know that to him, L is the divorced aunt and the bourbon and the third slice of cake and also the DJ putting on Pony. For him, L is the most enticing taboo, the most yummy “look but don’t touch” option at this wedding. And I think L feels similarly considering how weird they find it to invite a congenial past hook-up to your wedding. They can barely be in the same room with him in a suit, it makes sense he’d be banned from their wedding so as to not derail their very organized and well-planned life. His accusation of jealousy about his joie de vivre is interesting to me as I think it probably lands for L more so as an indictment of their own stuffiness than anything about other potential suitors. Watching someone live freely while you yourself are lost in the labyrinth of every potential consequence of every potential word or act can be…destabilizing. Why do they get to live outside the labyrinth? Did I build this thing? How did I get in here in the first place? What’s the way out?! Is it dangerous out there??? I think Speaker’s candor and vulgarity are disarming both because he gives them a taste of potential freedoms and because his thoughts so closely mirror theirs. So L is alarmed to be sure hearing, “of course you have the prettiest fucking pussy I’ve ever seen” and “of course you have the best pussy I’ve ever felt”, but most especially because these aren’t lines and they gasp perhaps feel similarly??? ⛪ Ceremony - Night to Remember by Shalamar This guy is down bad something fierce, in the trenches, “please, baby, please!” levels of yearning. I can feel his eyes darting quickly between L’s lips, eyes, tits, earrings, hair, eyes, tits, lips, tits 🥴…. The image of a cartoon wolf almost implies he’d fuck anything that moves, but, as we learn, he’s not a wolf, he’s a dog! To be clear, I think his evening would have ended successfully because he sounds diabolically hot and bubbly, winning smile, sweet eyes 🙇🏿‍♀️… what were we talking about? Oh! He’d score no question, but it would not have been like this with any other bridesmaid or attendee. That [History] tag has a whole ‘nother audio world inside of it, and the Speaker carries it into this one. The moment between “right, baby?”s when he’s waiting for L to admit they’re affected is SO LOADED, time stopped in that moment. I imagine him moving his mouth closer, maaaaaaaybe even a little drool falls on it, and L lets out a little moan, against all reason and understanding of their self-control. Huge victory for Speaker to know he has the same effect on L as they have on him, especially after waiting impatiently to undo this very buttoned up and uptight person. I loooooooooooooove the switchiness here between two bratty people who don’t want to follow instructions, but for different reasons. L because they’re trying in vain not to succumb to his charms and Speaker because he just wants it all NOW. No discipline (god bless him, exhaustedly tapping the “I Need Him So Bad” sign 😞). There’s lovely greyscale switching (@rachel🍓, 2024) here with these two who have been playing tug o’war physically and metaphorically not just all night (spilled drink), but for years. The History in their relationship really shines in the cumpetition wherein they both urge the other to become more indulgent and receptive, to show all of themselves (maybe spray it on the seats, even!). They already know so much and seem eager to uncover all this new sexual information. “I’ll show you how long I’ve waited for this” is greyscale switching perfection. I’m an absolute sucker for any iteration of the sentiments “I’m the only one who gets to see you this way” and “you’re like me”, so I started doing cartwheels during this section 🤸🏿‍♀️ I was particularly struck by the shot+chaser of, “you make a mess, then you blame me” + “let me help you clean up your mess”. This is so different from the first hookup, and those two lines are the axes of that change. Maybe before, Speaker was a distraction after L’s break-up and an excuse to let loose. He’s too friendly, he’s too hot, it’s his fault and his lack of responsibility that’s led to their ruin. [Licking It Up] is an acceptance of the effect they have on him (that he actually does really like them) and their own culpability in this dynamic (that they actually do really like him). It’s the moment L considers allowing themself the indulgence of being with this goof without thinking of the consequences endlessly. 🎉 Reception - Conceited by Flo Milli As you age, it can feel like you must put aside childish things like exclaiming how beautiful the night is or dancing with abandon at your sister’s wedding in order to make room for Maturity™. These two prove that to be entirely false! Maybe there’s a version of maturity that is more flexible (and thus stronger) that can hold whimsy and mistakes and allowances of a friend’s older brother to hit two more times that night and also every day for the foreseeable future. This process of redefining maturity is made easier by Speaker who so very much wants all of L without their needing to transform into someone carefree. He doesn’t want them to take off their dress and lose their gentility, an integral part of their appeal to him. The talking L through it at the end is also sooooooooooo intimate crazy bananapants! Thank you for helping the overfunctioning girlies (gender neutral always) cum! Crowd out allllllll other thoughts so his voice and the sounds they’re making are the only things L can hear. He really sees them and understands what they need 🥺! I didn’t expect to find a germ of DT #28 in this one, and I’m soooo astounded and terrified by your narrative power. Separately, while being understood and desired is important and wonderful, that can include understanding that sometimes you wanna be a bimbo!!! What a treat to escape the burden of employing all executive functions at a level 10 and to have your mind be a secondary concern to your body. If this extremely hot puppy man were drooling over my thighs and making those sounds for me??? I’m walking back into the reception, everything in slow motion, the most annoying person alive. I’ve stolen his title. He may have calmed down (for now), but now I’m trying to find scissors to make my dress shorter or give it a huge slit. I’m flashing him from across the room when no one’s looking. He made L feel too free, people need rules! Now everyone has to suffer the horny consequences! 🥯 Send-off Brunch - Freak Like Me by Adina Howard I so enjoy that your characters are often self-actualizing during these audios, you’re such a smart writer! S&L here could feel like romcom tropes and be defined by what the other has or doesn’t have, like red and blue, but without personality integrity of their own. Their union isn’t blue and red make purple, but more like they’ve both been able to pull out different shades of purple from each other that only the other can fully appreciate. Maybe no one expects him to be this slutty and needy because he’s also put together and organized (who brings a spare shirt and condoms except someone very prepared?). No one expects L to have any of these desires at all. They both seem more integrated by the end of the audio. He seems at peace with being a bit of a loverboy (“Stay here for now”?! “Thanks for keeping an eye on me”?!) and L with being just a huge slut (celebratory, encouraging). I felt genuine joy for these two. For the Speaker, he gets to experience the “lap as cradle or trap” idea I have been chewing on by trapping himself under L while he goes to town on their tits. Wonderful stuff for big bro who, in my mind’s eye, is a big tall masculine man whose appearance leads people to particular assumptions about what he’d be like sexually. My joy for L is totally encompassed in “I wanna see that uptight secret slut fall apart on my cock”. Speaker wins bestest boy award for wanting that freedom for them too. This audio just made me really happy, I feel so delighted for both of them, it’s nice seeing people get what they've wanted for a long time 😭! On the last of my strength now, the horniness pressure is rebuilding. I’ll quickly say: I owe you my life for including the cum upholstery thing, I genuinely don’t know how to say thank you! The [Licking It Up] tag is my new best friend!!! I am making kissy faces at this tag. This tag and I are walking down the street arm in arm. I cannot wait to see it again. Gleeful doesn’t begin to describe!!!!!!!!!!!! Now, he could have also rubbed their face in it. More greyscale, is that punishment or a reward? It’s both, the answer is both. Even just typing about this moment…. Is this what it feels like to have rabies? I have been fully insane and out of my mind since Monday when I first heard it. Speaking of rabies, mini crash out in 3…2…1: Good dog?! GOOD!? DOG?! ‼️PANTING⁉️ Ooooooooooooooooooooooooooo so close to Puppy (for Speaker), I’m not okay, there isn’t a string of expletives long enough. I’m trying in vain to cover your mouth and hide all your writing devices so you stop unlocking things. I would like to be finished learning things about myself please and thank you! I would like to be stupid! “Fetch” this, “suckpet” that, leave me alone!!! Put L in a dog bed under Speaker’s desk in a DT #22-esque scenario or just put me out of my fucking misery like Old Yeller 😭!!! I can’t do this anymore!!!!!!! You make one suckretary joke months ago and then must be plagued with visions for the rest of your life? I don’t think that’s right, August 🐶!!!!! Barks & Howls: 🥂 Inside me there are two wolves: one is S, and one is L. I too can be quite effusive and say things like “life is beautiful!!!!” or “if I don’t get laid right now, I’ll die”. I too can overestimate the importance (or even necessity) of appearing composed. 🥂 “Good girl with that slutty, needy body” Me when I’m me, representation matters 😔✊🏿 🥂 Your laugh. YOUR LAUGH!!!! I've said it before, but again, Siri play "I Can Hear Music by The Beach Boys", it's so beautiful omg there was briefly world peace 🥂 SLUTTY MSUB 🤸🏿‍♀️🤸🏿‍♀️🤸🏿‍♀️🤸🏿‍♀️🤸🏿‍♀️🤸🏿‍♀️🤸🏿‍♀️🤸🏿‍♀️ 🥂 I'm crowning this guy king of my Goofy Cutiepie Collection which gives him the honor of an automatic 10 on my "Need Him So Bad" scale 👑 🥂 Cool that there’s been so much titplay lately 🙂 🥂 CHEST HAIR https://imgur.com/a/L1l1q9y 🥂 The “fuck” at 23:50… you will always be famous 🤩 🥂 Exactly 47 minutes after they get back from the car, he begs the DJ to put on 34+35 to celebrate the win of getting L to loosen up (teehee), putting on a little show for them while someone’s uncle mansplains The Last of Us. Everyone else is laughing at his silliness, but L is staring at him very disrespectfully and they will mysteriously disappear again shortly after. 🥂 The ABBA gimme gimme gimme joke callback was very funny! Fun fact: I listened to ABBA Gold no less than 3x/week during all of middle school. 🥂 It continues to amaze me that you are able to drop us into these worlds so completely. How could I have gone to work on Monday, I was at a wedding getting railed in the backseat of a hot guy’s car on Monday. It just doesn’t make sense 😨. My brain’s felt rattled for three days straight. 🥂 I appreciate the inclusion of condom talk! I think it appears in places that make a lot of sense narratively. Although it makes me crazy (negative), I can't just always have whatever I want whenever I want it and story is the #1 priority. Totally see how, for these two responsible people, fucking in the car during the wedding reception is about where the line is with throwing caution to the wind lol. And L got to have a homemade protein shake at least thank god 🥂 “They're so much nicer than you are” is SO FUNNY. Fuckin’ comedian over here, when’s your debut at the Comedy Cellar? This was fine. Thanks or whatever 💗. (I’m rage quitting out of my own comment, I’m so fucked up. You’re soooooo 🤬👊🏿!!! And there's a GENRE AUDIO coming?! I'll just never normal again I guess, I hope you're happy!)

Gabriella 🥭

2025-05-22 22:15:24 +0000 UTC

is it too crazy to pitch a werewolf audio after this? awoo-gust?

adrian🍑

2025-05-22 21:30:13 +0000 UTC

WOAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!!!

kira ✨

2025-05-22 21:22:15 +0000 UTC

The speaker acting like an animal in heat is something I didn’t know I desperately needed. The whole, “I’m so horny I’m gonna die if I don’t fuck someone…. Remember when WE almost fucked? 👀”

sav kate

2025-05-22 18:35:51 +0000 UTC

guys i can't get this audio out of my head and i'm at work and have to FOCUSSSS AAAAHHHH

adrian🍑

2025-05-22 18:31:34 +0000 UTC

My thoughts too!!! My car’s backseat can barely fit my golden so i was hesitating with this one but damn the audio effects really sold it

weepy

2025-05-22 16:07:25 +0000 UTC

i need to lock in 😭

chloe

2025-05-22 15:27:02 +0000 UTC

vibe died in the middle of this one. pour one out for a fallen soldier 💔💔💔

joe

2025-05-22 09:32:07 +0000 UTC

damn listener kinda an asshole! good for her

joe

2025-05-22 09:20:50 +0000 UTC

That offering of hoodie at the end 🥹

BeelovedHoney

2025-05-22 08:01:56 +0000 UTC

august the audio engineer 😌 anyway has anyone seen that twitter gif of that freaky cat with its tongue out like 🤪 that's me post listening to this audio

kb

2025-05-22 06:34:48 +0000 UTC

So funny, and natural, and so hot. I swear I didn’t have a single thought in my brain for like twenty seconds after, just shaking. Thank you.

Anastasia

2025-05-22 06:07:44 +0000 UTC

The passionate teasing, the tender longing, the undeniable chemistry… How were you able to condense so many layers of emotions and a complete story line into a 40 min audio? A 10-hour romance audiobook can’t even execute these this well! This Summer Will Be Different by Carley Fortune features almost the same scenario (reconnecting with best friend’s little brother years later), but feels less exciting to me than this audio. You are an amazing story teller and performer, and you keep getting better!

IthacaOwl

2025-05-22 06:00:59 +0000 UTC

mind you we haven’t even gotten the patreon exclusive yet. like I don’t think I can physically nor mentally withstand another audio from you like it’s actually scary how good you are at this. yall pls keep me in your prayers because…

Adaora

2025-05-22 05:13:13 +0000 UTC

not the jingle of the car keys 😅 perfection

Shiloh

2025-05-22 04:12:51 +0000 UTC

I'm so in love with this character it's a real issue

Shiloh

2025-05-22 03:35:09 +0000 UTC

"its the best night ever!" 🥹💔💀

Shiloh

2025-05-22 03:34:11 +0000 UTC

I mean ngl it felt good being awake and active at the time of release, but it made me realize I’d rather have it at 2 AM on my timezone cuz I couldn’t listen right away😂

Dana

2025-05-22 03:18:09 +0000 UTC

I got the notification at 3AM loool. (I peeked at 5AM when I woke up.) The first thing I said, "Does this guy sleeps?" LOL. I know the audio was a bit later than usual but its nice because peeps from outside NA timezone get to see the release on their timezone live. This is probably one of the cutest speaker! I passed out on my first listen and this is my second time and I am fighting the urge to sleep. loool. Anyway, great job again, August! :)

Pie 🥧

2025-05-22 03:07:41 +0000 UTC

I’m living for the way he says “I’m happy” 🥹

Samaru

2025-05-22 02:22:02 +0000 UTC

I need a moment 😭😭😭😭❤️ my GAWDDDD

Cloudy514

2025-05-22 01:26:14 +0000 UTC

I felt the same! They hit different in this one.

PlainJaneJezebel

2025-05-22 01:25:40 +0000 UTC

I listened to this the first time high and it chewed me up and spit me tf out. I thought maybe it was just the weed so I listened sober. And send help, it was not the weed. The dirty talk in this went craaaaazy.

PlainJaneJezebel

2025-05-22 01:24:45 +0000 UTC

what the hell…. u were going through something when making this one. something was in the air 😭

Lari

2025-05-22 01:23:57 +0000 UTC

August you are the best remedy for the saddest breakups and I appreciate you so much for that 🥹🩷

Sofiapobs

2025-05-22 00:50:50 +0000 UTC

the PANTING?! HELP?!

adrian🍑

2025-05-22 00:18:01 +0000 UTC

ate this audio DOWNNNN. 🤏🏽🤏🏽🤏🏽

lanii

2025-05-21 22:02:05 +0000 UTC

The “baby”’s in this one are really doing it for me. I’m sure you’ve used them before (right? someone correct me) but they’re ✨hitting✨ today. Excellent work, pookie 🤝♥️

Cristal ✨

2025-05-21 21:16:07 +0000 UTC

2min in and im giggling because it’s so silly (affectionate) “i’m just silly and goofy” YEAH T^T the acting and background and sound effect are sooooo <3 it’s insane how just by listening to a few seconds, i’m already immersed into the story :3c

lubear

2025-05-21 21:14:04 +0000 UTC

when i saw the notif for this one, it made my day 🙂‍↕️ so glad to have the time to listen to it, will report back o7

lubear

2025-05-21 21:10:39 +0000 UTC

he sprinkled some sort of crack in this one ISTG 😭

raivvin

2025-05-21 20:51:52 +0000 UTC

”The dance floor needs me”

JENNI

2025-05-21 18:45:24 +0000 UTC

Yesss, +1 for another SFX BTS audio! The sound quality has always been great but lately his SFX + leveling/mixing game has been bonkers, I’m convinced he has 12 degrees in sound engineering 🔉🎛️🎙️ it would be so fun to see any changes he’s made to his previous SFX production process!

sarah 💫

2025-05-21 16:52:05 +0000 UTC

the voice acting in this is like extra yummy??? ❤️‍🔥

cloudyaims

2025-05-21 16:46:18 +0000 UTC

Had to run it back. Love this song. 🙂‍↕️

Miracle

2025-05-21 16:41:04 +0000 UTC

The acting is just so🤯🤯🤯

Claudia

2025-05-21 16:41:02 +0000 UTC

also "f licks cum off the otherwise clean upholstery of a car" is so funny 😭

anna

2025-05-21 16:19:38 +0000 UTC

"come on my cock i wanna feel it" x1000 at the end going to be on my 2025 spotify wrapped

anna

2025-05-21 16:18:16 +0000 UTC

we started getting “puppy” in past audios and now we’re getting “good dog” for the speaker?! i’m gonna die and ascend to heaven fr 💯

mina

2025-05-21 15:49:09 +0000 UTC

funnily enough, my fav part of this is at the start when he says “where am i gonna go? WHERE am i gonna GO??” 😭 killed it 💯

mikmak

2025-05-21 12:55:17 +0000 UTC

好鲜活的八月冬我受不了了…半年没订哥你怎么进步这么多…………🙏🏻

BitN

2025-05-21 12:43:38 +0000 UTC

The intro banter is extra good on this one, and so well acted.

MichaelCeraVe

2025-05-21 12:15:25 +0000 UTC

🤣🤣🤣

GinGin

2025-05-21 12:03:08 +0000 UTC

HAPPY BIRTHDAY

Grace

2025-05-21 11:58:58 +0000 UTC

gooning to this 😂😂😂😂

gojoflakes

2025-05-21 11:56:16 +0000 UTC

AUGUST LAUGHING IS THE BEST BIRTHDAY GIFT EVER, IM SUCH A SIMP ISTG Edit: 24th may 2025. Dear diary, I was just simping as my usual, I wasn’t expecting birthday wishes at all. I didn’t cry at all…😭😭😭

Dafina

2025-05-21 11:46:46 +0000 UTC

The panting THE PANTING 🥵🥵🥵

Sarah

2025-05-21 08:38:29 +0000 UTC

I can leave this world in peace now that I've heard it all and speaker has wrapped it up. The sounds of the wrapper 🎶. I think it's clever to create a scenario where there is cumplay at the same time. Also noting how realistic and familiar this wedding reception sounded! Speaker sounded like he was in a large, noisy room in the beginning and then sounded closer, more intimate when they got outside. This would be a great audio for a sfx behind the scenes audio, well actually all the audios in the past year were this good too. This was such a fun, indulgent speaker. 🥰

Thelnie

2025-05-21 08:24:55 +0000 UTC

I was walking to the train station as he said that and I nearly tripped on my own feet.

Page Chase

2025-05-21 08:06:55 +0000 UTC

someone messaged me this morning to inform me that this audio is "very me" and i am now here—MANY hours late to the party—to unfortunately report that i am indeed that predictable 😔 the juxtaposition between speaker being both a deviously goofy slut and a sincere yearner who has waited YEARS for this moment has my brain making the windows xp shut down sound 😵‍💫 and i feel like it's been a minute since we last had an uptight goody two shoes × little shit dynamic, but i'm happy to report that that combo is still catnip to me!! 🫠💖

alisha 🌱

2025-05-21 08:06:29 +0000 UTC

Immediately thinks of that fanart of Caleb from Love and Deepspace being a good boy...

Page Chase

2025-05-21 08:05:28 +0000 UTC

You know a time will be had when someone says... "Eeyy!" at a party the way it was at the beginning. haha 🙃 And the scene before the spill...so good. The acting...🤌🏽.

daahling

2025-05-21 08:00:05 +0000 UTC

Listening to your production design evolve over the years has been [chef’s kiss]

AM

2025-05-21 06:32:43 +0000 UTC

Fun, care-free August brings me so much joy. 💖

PlainJaneJezebel

2025-05-21 06:20:01 +0000 UTC

I need this in my life so bad 😩 Also the beginning was so fun, made me wanna dance fr. Also the shoes comment and mention of getting a treat were so good

an1cl

2025-05-21 05:59:06 +0000 UTC

I need more of this kind of August Begging on my hands and knees as your humble servant 🛐🛐🛐🛐🛐

Mantis

2025-05-21 05:36:45 +0000 UTC

When he does this it’s like Andrew Scott looking straight down the camera in Fleabag

Andrea

2025-05-21 05:35:06 +0000 UTC

Im sayinggg

an1cl

2025-05-21 05:32:57 +0000 UTC

Here’s hoping this audio is a stepping stone towards a pet play audio 🥴

revali

2025-05-21 05:22:14 +0000 UTC

"I can't help it, I'm a talker, you know that" 😭😭😭😭 the 4th wall break

✨️ Lola ✨️

2025-05-21 05:03:42 +0000 UTC

Ok the beginning...sounds just like August during streams! Super laid back and fun 🙂‍↕️

✨️ Lola ✨️

2025-05-21 04:56:25 +0000 UTC

need this audio embedded in me

Adaora

2025-05-21 04:50:21 +0000 UTC

“it’s not like i think about it all the time” me when i lie

Kaili

2025-05-21 04:46:33 +0000 UTC

So the music is def 8D and I wish I put that on a separate block on my bingo card 😂😭

Dana

2025-05-21 04:44:36 +0000 UTC

pls i need more slutty switchy august, i'll beg

mireille

2025-05-21 04:39:13 +0000 UTC

The amount of scene transitions you added to this is so masterful, like so many different flavors and layers and all so immersive!!!

katsu

2025-05-21 03:22:39 +0000 UTC

The delay was perfect because today needed a win and this audio delivered 🐺 🚘 🥵

Diane 🌙

2025-05-21 03:06:42 +0000 UTC

😅😅 I'm SO curious myself too. I hope someone asks because I'm too shy 🫣 I already have a hypothesis on what the other audios are.

Amanda

2025-05-21 02:56:38 +0000 UTC

its the cum off the seats that gives this audio a 👍👍👍👍👍

X

2025-05-21 02:34:55 +0000 UTC

That royalty free Rad Rabbit track the DJ was spinning at the beginning though? 🔥 🔥

katsu

2025-05-21 02:27:10 +0000 UTC

this is so freaking hot omg🥵🔥

Liz

2025-05-21 02:23:34 +0000 UTC

The banter/build up is chef's kiss, as always.

jen

2025-05-21 01:54:12 +0000 UTC

This man… I swear, his audios just keep getting better. I don’t even know how it’s possible, but every time he releases a new one, he somehow levels up again. This one absolutely wrecked me 😩 so freaking good.

🪷Lily🪷

2025-05-21 01:41:19 +0000 UTC

“I’ve never had someone scream so loud from just my fingers” WHOA 🫠

lostinthesunlight

2025-05-21 01:29:16 +0000 UTC

One of us is just gonna have to bite the bullet next AMA and just ASK him outright if any of these are ever made in a, errrm... "ramble" fashion??! Coz I've listened to every single audio now and sometimes, just sometimes man, I swear to god...🤔🤔🤔 (And yes, this is one of those times! Both times! That second one!! 🤯).

Lisa 🇬🇧 🫦 ♏🍷🔞

2025-05-21 01:23:51 +0000 UTC

24:49... I think this might be my favourite "Augasm" of all time on here! That was sooo screamy and loud and desperate and long! 🙌🙌🙌 Superb!! Made my toes go curly! ❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥

Lisa 🇬🇧 🫦 ♏🍷🔞

2025-05-21 01:14:08 +0000 UTC

damn, he stumped me... i'm gonna go with 'all of me' by john legend because it's thee quintessential wedding song... but i gotta lock in next time

Berry

2025-05-21 01:05:19 +0000 UTC

The yearning in this off the rails! It’s just hidden by the fact that he’s not an angsty speaker. This is a big day for real yearners 😫

N

2025-05-21 00:20:40 +0000 UTC

Back again to say—I’m sure this isn’t an original observation, but as a newer listener, it’s just hit me: one of the things that makes up the (absolutely maniacal) special sauce in August’s writing is definitely the ✨yearning✨ Undercurrents of yearning are threaded so artfully and often subtly through so many of these speaker characters—there are lots of different flavours, but so many of them are quietly down bad for the listener character. The Silly Goofy Yearner in this audio is an especially sweet varietal. (I just know he wanted her to take his hoodie so bad 😂) Then again he’s also “Keep your heels on while I eat your ass.” And I love all of that for him

Andrea

2025-05-21 00:09:13 +0000 UTC

I love all your audios…but this one does something different to me. 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

BinchSlap

2025-05-20 23:58:14 +0000 UTC

soooo fine for WHAT 😭

chloe

2025-05-20 23:58:02 +0000 UTC

omg ogmogmgogmgomf “let me have fun” hiiii sir hiiiiii sir

chloe

2025-05-20 23:56:41 +0000 UTC

one of the best yet omg

Dao Bao

2025-05-20 23:46:59 +0000 UTC

it’s ok weddings make me horny too

amy

2025-05-20 23:41:15 +0000 UTC

“if i’m not balls deep inside somebody by the end of the night i might actually die” let us commence 👉🏼👌🏼

amy

2025-05-20 23:31:49 +0000 UTC

this audio is gonna live rent free in my head for a while

ellieille

2025-05-20 23:12:51 +0000 UTC

Right like everyone will know 😭 leave it!!

rae

2025-05-20 22:54:23 +0000 UTC

Hot take: this could’ve used MORE doggy play Now that is something I never thought I’d say but here we are…

Grace

2025-05-20 22:54:23 +0000 UTC

Flick up a storm 😭😭😭 go to the damn corner!

rae

2025-05-20 22:48:56 +0000 UTC

The talking F through in this beats the space commander one and I thought that one was never gonna get topped 🫠

rae

2025-05-20 22:43:02 +0000 UTC

I can’t explain it but this is his best VA work😩 He was INNNNNN this one 😭😭😭 It feels like there was 0 acting, this was just a secret recording of some dude in a car with a quiet woman LMAO

rae

2025-05-20 22:38:30 +0000 UTC

damn this audio has more production value than a texas mega church 😭😭 like the sound engineering is insaneee

Xóchitl

2025-05-20 22:27:23 +0000 UTC

AND THE PANTING

ellieille

2025-05-20 22:21:54 +0000 UTC

the way he said “i’d invite you to my wedding” is doing things to meeeee… and then the “stop me” at 8:29 and the panting at 9:15 sjekriufhndkshwgebfkd please send help

ellieille

2025-05-20 22:19:35 +0000 UTC

“Are you gonna give me a treat?” 👀

Rachael

2025-05-20 22:13:57 +0000 UTC

Love me an annoying guy who needs to be reigned in and lets me do it while pretending I’m annoyed 😍

Rachael

2025-05-20 22:13:33 +0000 UTC

I’m fascinated by how you can continue to put in tropes and attributes we all love but yet they are still each completely distinct and unique characters every single time, it’s absolutely incredible

Rachael

2025-05-20 22:07:09 +0000 UTC

The tongue out panting and references to a treat??? I’m FERAL. This was phenomenal, as always. Loved having this “uptight f” and “annoying m” dynamic with an m switch vs an mdom, it added more depth and realness to the character(s?). Obsessed with the concept of f offering up her body to keep him out of trouble when we all know it’s what she desperately wants.

Rachael

2025-05-20 22:03:29 +0000 UTC

Ooooo this one has a lil kick💥💥— In my head this is the same brother from the just kissing series but different F…. Also can’t lie hearing my name was a jumpscare💀💀

Maia (SullieBee)

2025-05-20 21:56:33 +0000 UTC

lord have mercy

janie

2025-05-20 21:45:31 +0000 UTC

now this was 10/10

akiscigarett

2025-05-20 21:26:13 +0000 UTC

Well, this had me feeling hot and bothered in the wrong place way too early in the day—thank you for that ;) Cant wait to listen again at home lol!!!! Your audios really are always the best<3

Anastaeja Riet

2025-05-20 21:22:39 +0000 UTC

You mean Dante but Nico is top topppp 😂 valid mix up

Sarah

2025-05-20 21:21:06 +0000 UTC

I absolutely love the competition, that part was so hot!!

Audio_Ace

2025-05-20 21:19:27 +0000 UTC

ALSO to my Ana Huang fans who've read King of wrath... I started giggling like a demon when I realised there will be licking off things from the seat 😭 Nico Russo in my head 24/7 FR 💔

bee

2025-05-20 21:07:06 +0000 UTC

genuinely I can't connect with any other creator the way I do with him. He's the only one who doesn't make me cringe his work actually makes me feel so many things from start to finish WITHOUT A BREAK The voice? Absolute perfection. Everything feels so real the emotions, the delivery, the atmosphere. No one can top this😭 I've tried so many others, but no one even comes close. He's the only one I keep going back to, and honestly? I'm starting to worry he's ruined me for everyone else. My standards just go higher and higher with every audio

bee

2025-05-20 20:56:20 +0000 UTC

I nearly missed my exit on the motorway earlier while listening to that one 😅 totally understand the looking into the distance with only half a brain on

Alex

2025-05-20 20:12:28 +0000 UTC

Sorry I just love those moments that are almost a meta comment, wink at the audience type thing. It makes me giggle 🤭 Thank you August! 🙌

Eva Luna

2025-05-20 19:23:47 +0000 UTC

11:40 "I can't help it, I'm a talker. You know that." Yeah 🤭🥰😏

Eva Luna

2025-05-20 19:20:02 +0000 UTC

Oh they have History history!! ((Great work as always))

Aspen

2025-05-20 19:16:47 +0000 UTC

y’all know nasty dog by sir mix a lot??? yeah🩷

raéa 🪻

2025-05-20 19:09:11 +0000 UTC

exactly what i was thinking!1!1!1!

yanna

2025-05-20 18:53:15 +0000 UTC

thank u thank u thank u thank u thank u thank u thank u thank u thank u thank u thank u thank u

sonnyangel

2025-05-20 18:31:58 +0000 UTC

i nearly missed my turn after the panting like a dog part... i was staring into the middle distance losing my goddamn mind. now i'm wondering if anyone has fr crashed their car listening to august... it seems likely to be a non-zero number

charlie

2025-05-20 18:25:44 +0000 UTC

the way i was listening to “party 4 u” when i saw your comment

little j

2025-05-20 18:18:10 +0000 UTC

The whiplash is insane 😂

Blue

2025-05-20 18:17:41 +0000 UTC

1.) I relate to this so much, I get this stupid feral it's actually so bad 2.) The sfx and environment setting is MWAH chef's kiss, pure cinema 🤌🏽 3. ) The Whine™️ that he does is probably one of my favorite sounds I've ever heard. I have more thoughts probably, I'm not even finished with the audio yet I just had to say that 🤭

Blue

2025-05-20 18:17:07 +0000 UTC

not you and the tent both getting wet 😩😭 i’m dead

Jules 🎀

2025-05-20 18:15:35 +0000 UTC

I am not a “I can see a scene play out between them” type of thinker butttt I’ve been marinating on this a bit today Okay you know all the edits for party 4 u ? I could easily see a scenario with these two where she’s watching him flirt with people across the wedding reception and gets that sad longing low key jealous feeling watching him act like a flirty idiot with everyone and they catch eyes across the way cue party 4 u and then he keeps dancing with the girl he’s been flirting with and then listener can’t take it anymore and uses her “job” of keeping him in line as her excuse to drag him away from the party and tell him he’s acting stupid and then the flirty/annoyed banter goes from there

Cait

2025-05-20 18:13:17 +0000 UTC

I haven’t even listened yet but the gratitude I felt seeing that the “uptight f” tag was paired with an “annoying m” tag was real. Like yes thank you, it takes two parties to create conflict lol. A tiny little thing but it felt important!

revali

2025-05-20 18:10:13 +0000 UTC

wishing you some hot brothers or hot friends in attendance 🤞🏽

Jules 🎀

2025-05-20 18:07:25 +0000 UTC

Saving this for later, like a little reward

Valencia Like the Orange

2025-05-20 17:56:53 +0000 UTC

awww listener come on…just let the man PARTY 🤣 34:26-35:13 is gonna have me RUINED for days Ps: THIS AUDIO IS SO BUBBLY AND FUN 🤩

GinGin

2025-05-20 17:46:11 +0000 UTC

Yessss agreeeddd I’m so invested 🥺

GinGin

2025-05-20 17:43:25 +0000 UTC

Clearly I should've had more faith 😄 I didn't think I would like the backseat car thing (awkward! so crowded! how do two people even fit there?) but the scene and dialogue (monologue? 🤷🏻‍♀️) was so well executed that my brain didn't wander into the mechanics at all. So good. I did not miss the moving-around-on-car-seats sound effects either, those were expertly placed. Most of all I love the sweet/goofy/mischievous speaker. Fucking excellent work 😍

Hannah

2025-05-20 17:30:21 +0000 UTC

Can we talk about how the first part of the audio is a fucking masterpiece of sound engineering? I felt like I was AT A PARTY watching those two!

Dana

2025-05-20 17:17:19 +0000 UTC

Woke up to this surprise 🤩 listening to it twice! Obsessed fr!

_Lexi_Rexi_

2025-05-20 17:14:53 +0000 UTC

Yeahh this is cinema…this audio will def be the only thing on my mind at my cousins wedding tomorrow

weepy

2025-05-20 17:02:52 +0000 UTC

This has been the perfect drop time for me LOL morning AND A possible relisten at night? How did I get so lucky?😭😂

Dana

2025-05-20 16:55:49 +0000 UTC

The chaotic husky/beagle energy lmao love it

JammyJam

2025-05-20 16:53:07 +0000 UTC

I also thought of the Concert audio (one of my all-timers)!💡imo, it feels similarly cinematic, yet grounded in a S&L pair with a robust, pre-existing dynamic!

rachel 🍓

2025-05-20 16:52:57 +0000 UTC

The PANTING ???

Ruby 🍉

2025-05-20 16:46:12 +0000 UTC

It’s a good day to start work late the next morning 👹

DeJENerate

2025-05-20 16:42:44 +0000 UTC

Not the harp player

Ruby 🍉

2025-05-20 16:40:26 +0000 UTC

this. this is the mental image that keeps breaking my brain and is going to get me sent to animal control 🥲

Carma✨

2025-05-20 16:37:22 +0000 UTC

Lucky me cuz I get to listen to this on a rainy day camping- it's storming loud enough none of my neighbors will hear, so me AND this tent are getting wet today 🙂‍↕️

Rowan

2025-05-20 16:31:04 +0000 UTC

I've been going thru an emotional roller every time I read these tags lately. Like wdym ass eating at a wedding?? 😂

Rowan

2025-05-20 16:29:09 +0000 UTC

The “History “sounds hot 🫣

Val_Z

2025-05-20 16:28:00 +0000 UTC

Perhaps my favorite thing about how you write/portray this M is the way he teases/goads F while being fully conscious and considerate of F’s feelings. He knows her well and is not afraid to show it. (And I love that.) Every time an M in your audio says “come here”, followed by kisses, I melt a little. With everything else M and F did together, these kisses remain the most intimate for me. This audio reminds me that you mentioned liking dancing in some of your AMAs, and that somehow made me smile. Hope your summer is filled with lots of dancing and fun times! 💃🕺

PT

2025-05-20 16:24:17 +0000 UTC

just imagining speaker shirtless, tipsy, face flushed, hair sticking to their forehead from the sweat from dancing, sitting in the back seat, legs spread with pants unzipped and bucking their hips into listener’s hand and sucking on their fingers AAAHHHH it also makes me melt when i can hear the smiling/smirking when saying the flirty comment

raivvin

2025-05-20 16:17:33 +0000 UTC

“Inside me there are 2 wolves and one of them has bulging eyes and is saying AWOOOOGA” 😓👅🐺 Also omg so seated for your possible long comment later, Big Comments are so fun to read (and write)! 🪑

sarah 💫

2025-05-20 15:51:37 +0000 UTC

listener is so me 😫 “you telling me to shut up is so nostalgic” was actually too real, you hit all the goody two shoes notes for sure

nugs

2025-05-20 15:49:40 +0000 UTC

silly goofy august, my pookie 🤏🏼 the anticipation was so worth it

nugs

2025-05-20 15:47:24 +0000 UTC

something something “inside me there are two wolves etc” and one of them is this cartoon wolf. 😵‍💫‼️🐺 i don’t write long comments but this might send me over the edge later. i have too many thoughts rolling around in my brain about this silly cutie speaker omfg

little j

2025-05-20 15:44:22 +0000 UTC

see this is it. the trail. that was great. excellent cinema hm yes 🍷

Shiloh

2025-05-20 15:40:51 +0000 UTC

Yes!!! I'm still grinning ear to ear from the return of a Goofy Cutiepie covered in lipstick marks (in my head), like I genuinely feel giddy!!! 💋

Gabriella 🥭

2025-05-20 15:37:35 +0000 UTC

CHEST HAIR RAHHH 👹 (and what that an indirect happy trail indication? 👀)

raivvin

2025-05-20 15:34:31 +0000 UTC

¹) the cake icon for this is 🤌 b) thanks for your work. this came out really early and it would seem like you worked all night on it. not necessary but still very appreciated.

Shiloh

2025-05-20 15:30:53 +0000 UTC

Every time August laughs, a polar ice cap repairs itself and global warming is reversed, this is scientifically proven

sarah 💫

2025-05-20 15:28:26 +0000 UTC

This already has me in a CHOKEHOLD 😍😍😍

Amiah Caines

2025-05-20 15:28:07 +0000 UTC

this plays out like a near sequel to the outdoor concert audio, does it not? otherwise, the writing, characterization, the acting, the performance? they all come together (no pun intended) like a perfectly baked cake (sorry the thumbnail is making me hungry). this new speaker character feels so different from previous ones, and i'm glad august executed all that he wrote perfectly. delivery is key! besides all that, i'm the one friend who is rarely invited to weddings, but this year? i have! the disappointment though? there will be no music and no dancing, so i guess a part of me lives vicariously through this. and the other thing, i'm very much known to be a goody two shoes, so i empathize with the listener character's slight frustrations.

Lana

2025-05-20 15:27:37 +0000 UTC

✋️👀 AAAAAAAWOOOOOGA👅

Shiloh

2025-05-20 15:27:03 +0000 UTC

Yep ok just popping back from the afterlife to say that [licking cum off seats while getting railed from behind] needs to be a tag now, kthxbye

jonestini

2025-05-20 15:25:50 +0000 UTC

I now pronounce me…fucking useless at my job for the next 8 hours 😵‍💫 “hickeys all over your tits, mark you up” will be echoing in my ears for the rest of the day. How am I supposed to answer emails w visions of Bride’s Brother attempting a sexy Macarena in my head 😔 Also this might be corny but it was soooo nice to hear this like, refreshing lightness and infectious JOY in your voice in the beginning? Idt we’ve had such a fun-loving, happy-go-lucky Speaker and it was sooo cute and sweet, like I can feeeel this dude beaming and tipsily smirking at F as she drags him from the dance floor 🥹 This was (as always) so worth the wait, I’ll be back w way too many thoughts as usual right after I grab a slice of wedding cake brb 🍰🏃🏻‍♀️💨

sarah 💫

2025-05-20 15:24:43 +0000 UTC

am i listening to this at work you may ask? yes yes yes i am

viccyswrld

2025-05-20 15:20:46 +0000 UTC

well good morning!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 😍🥰

ky ❣️💌✨

2025-05-20 15:19:16 +0000 UTC

LITERALLY

risa

2025-05-20 15:16:45 +0000 UTC

YESSSSS

B

2025-05-20 15:13:23 +0000 UTC

This was delightful! It was messy, hilarious, filthy, and just so much fun. I'm so obsessed with this slutty, switchy speaker character. The desperation? Oh honey, our boy was down horrendous. 😭 Their dynamic is so cute. 🥺 Also, that first speaker arrival melted my brain. I'm pretty sure it's still oozing out my ears. 🫠

Sabina 🌹

2025-05-20 15:05:00 +0000 UTC

how tragic that i get the post notif right as i'm leaving for work. EVIL 😫

Laine 🦋

2025-05-20 15:04:03 +0000 UTC

I’m left speechless right now, my goodness, I love this

Vampxouls

2025-05-20 14:56:27 +0000 UTC

Also, I was really hoping for a husband/bride audio but honestly, this was 🤌 perfection!

L89

2025-05-20 14:51:09 +0000 UTC

I fear this may be in my top 5. 🖤

L89

2025-05-20 14:46:52 +0000 UTC

I’m claiming this audio as further proof of my “barrel-aged” audios theory along with Spank Therapy! 🥃 The banger scenarios that don’t win their polls the first time around but eventually get made have a specific, undeniable magic. I’m utterly delighted by how many of our simmered-to-perfection suggestions in the poll comments made it into the final piece (mentally cursed @ you in the most affectionate way during the nutso cum cleanup part 🤍🥛). sooooo worth waiting 8 months for this. I hope he’s having the best post-drop sleep of his audio career!

rachel 🍓

2025-05-20 14:41:51 +0000 UTC

Holding my breath staring at the [condom] tag. How is this gonna go??? 😭😭😭

Thelnie

2025-05-20 14:41:02 +0000 UTC

In my head M is youngest of three, two older sisters. He says he’s only the bride’s brother once, however maybe the overwrought eldest daughter moved to another continent and states at every opportunity that she never wants to get married (canon event) 💃 Edit: in typical fashion, Eldest Daughter is also the culprit who asked for baby bro to be managed (given that, as Rachel says, he seems to fully believe it wasn’t the bride)

Andrea

2025-05-20 14:29:05 +0000 UTC

the struggle of being in a zoom meeting while listening 😔 I just wanna flick up a storm rn 💔

Jules 🎀

2025-05-20 14:27:06 +0000 UTC

Yes, you posted this at a wild hour, but it’s really my fault I couldn’t fucking wait and had to listen before going to work. Thank god for my long walk to work or I’d have to call out due to “weird vibes, barking”. I hope you are deep asleep, proud of yourself, beatific smile having dropped something that has ruined me. You’ve done it again, king 👑! I will return to detail the 70 minute daydream I had about these two during my commute 💭

Gabriella 🥭

2025-05-20 14:21:52 +0000 UTC

Okay, the cartoon wolf panting awakened something in me I did not expect.

Sierrana89

2025-05-20 14:18:13 +0000 UTC

Unfortunately I love being annoyed 😔😒

sarah 💫

2025-05-20 14:14:35 +0000 UTC

WHOA how fun, hope you have a safe trip Moira!!! ✈️🏰🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

sarah 💫

2025-05-20 14:13:50 +0000 UTC

DT6 scenario 1 fans celebrating across the globe 🗣️ BLACK TIE

emerald green

2025-05-20 14:09:57 +0000 UTC

You want me to believe this unbelievably annoying (and unfairly hot) speaker is the kind of guy who cleans and febreezes his car?? I know this vehicle smells like expensive cologne and has a suspiciously sticky cupholder...and yet! their dynamic is just so sharp and fun. 🤍The banter, the tension, the “we shouldn’t but we absolutely will” energy 🤭 it all unfolds in a weirdly tender way under all the mess. A+ disaster romance! 💝 Oh, and congrats to the bride and groom! 💐 edit: question for the room! does this M give off older or younger brother vibes to you?

roxy 🦋

2025-05-20 14:04:46 +0000 UTC

good morning~ chest hair mention unexpectedly ignited smth in me…great work thx for getting this out even at an odd hour!!

Jada M

2025-05-20 13:49:10 +0000 UTC

I have never imagined getting my back blown out by Dancing Queen, but here we are. Also, yeah, the back of every dude's car is immediately suspect unless he just had it detailed.

Page Chase

2025-05-20 13:45:06 +0000 UTC

I had my meeting online and am now heading into the office while listening. This was diabolical. I was getting Archer/Lana vibes at the beginning where speaker is all "God forbid I have fun at my sister's wedding" plus THE HISTORY. Also as someone who got driven home by various friends' older brothers, nothing nearly that interesting happened to me either. So at least I got that vicariously through this audio.

Page Chase

2025-05-20 13:44:15 +0000 UTC

I've been waiting for the return of [No Refractory] 😌

phonons

2025-05-20 13:43:38 +0000 UTC

Mmm I won't be ok this morning 😍 Thank you for all your hard work

phonons

2025-05-20 13:38:38 +0000 UTC

GDAY AUGUST YOU DROPPED AT A PERFECT TIME FOR ME 🤞🏼☺️

dangie 💌

2025-05-20 13:38:37 +0000 UTC

So I am now dead, this killed me, thx so much

Gilliebean

2025-05-20 13:38:36 +0000 UTC

meanwhile Australian (9-to-5) employers everywhere thanking August for dropping an audio outside of business hours 😂

Andrea

2025-05-20 13:31:23 +0000 UTC

chat should i listen a bit or what?

viccyswrld

2025-05-20 13:30:24 +0000 UTC

EXACTLY YES

Cait

2025-05-20 13:29:05 +0000 UTC

i made the mistake of reading the tags way early thinking i could just go back to sleep (aka i’m an idiot). now this keeps calling to me like the green goblin mask. hope you’re taking it easy and getting lots of rest today!!

little j

2025-05-20 13:29:03 +0000 UTC

HELLO GOOD MORNING

amy

2025-05-20 13:27:26 +0000 UTC

Ok cool I pressed play and the first 2 seconds have me giggling like a FOOL THIS IS NO WAY TO START A WORKDAY (resumes audio ▶️)

sarah 💫

2025-05-20 13:26:33 +0000 UTC

Listening to this felt like I was watching an incredibly filthy, insanely hot romcom haha 11/10!! The beginning had me turn up while I listened to this in bed at 7:30 in the morning 🪩 😅 By the end, I needed a cigarette because goddamn. Can't let go of the sexy scene where listener presses her foot on his dick 🥵 Like you just know what the vibe would be after that.

Amanda

2025-05-20 13:26:13 +0000 UTC

WEDDING WAKE UP CALL LET’S GOOO 😍💍☀️ did I wake up extra early just so I could listen to smut before I clock in at my job on a Tuesday morning?? Mind your business 🫵🏼😶 Can’t imagine how late you must’ve stayed up to get this out or what challenges may have caused the delays, your hard work is ALWAYS so appreciated esp during a messy month! 🌼 Now if you’ll excuse me I have to go do the winter soldier shuffle on the dance floor ❄️🫡💃🏻🪩

sarah 💫

2025-05-20 13:22:41 +0000 UTC

God you're so right. Was also a little bummed but then THIS is what we get?! Hello??

Cara 🫰

2025-05-20 13:21:49 +0000 UTC

i’m at work this is a tragic 🪦

viccyswrld

2025-05-20 13:18:48 +0000 UTC

I used to pray for times like this (the return of silly goofy kinda mean slutty m)

Rachel

2025-05-20 13:16:16 +0000 UTC

I hate to be that person but I was a little annoyed about the delay and then you drop an audio with my favorite type of M. And now here I sit with egg on my face because.. These two!!!!!!!! This was giving biggggggg romance book energy. This speaker was the perfect mix of annoying funny and so hot. Loved that he just wanted to get off but then was soooooooo into her when they start to hook up. Loved that she was so annoyed with him. Every time he mentioned their past hookup I was just thinking like this man is down baddd!!! I think your best work comes from past relationships and now a past hookup! I won’t go line by line but the bangers for ME were “I can be a good dog”, the panting at the beginning, “you always want me to tone it down……but your body doesn’t.” Thanks for ruining my life (pos) even when you’re having a difficult month ❤️

Cait

2025-05-20 13:16:16 +0000 UTC

Yessss I was gonna say that line is sooo good 🤣

GinGin

2025-05-20 13:13:03 +0000 UTC

Raw raw raw or wtv lady gaga says

Olivia

2025-05-20 13:12:37 +0000 UTC

I hope she didn’t take the hoodie bc yes that would look weird

Cait

2025-05-20 13:10:48 +0000 UTC

how am I supposed to have a productive morning in these conditions

Rachel

2025-05-20 13:08:59 +0000 UTC

Well shit. I’ll have someone send my funeral bill to you.

Julia_Gulia

2025-05-20 13:05:27 +0000 UTC

wow this sounds like a movie???

yanna

2025-05-20 12:58:11 +0000 UTC

Wowie. Deciding to listen to this on my morning commute was such a mistake but I'm wide fucking awake now!! I loved this. Loved their banter, their history, their chemistry. How you perfectly captured the 'annoying but hot friend's brother who teased you for years but you wanna fuck him anyway' thing. 10/10 no notes 🤌🤌🤌

Cara 🫰

2025-05-20 12:49:53 +0000 UTC

It's the laughs. I've figured out I get jolts of reaction when I hear the different laughs. Especially the quiet ones. And hello "I've never heard anyone scream like that from just my fingers" Oi. I like the mischief in this one.

Zarinthia

2025-05-20 12:40:35 +0000 UTC

omg my 520 gift…💝💝✨✨

zZZ

2025-05-20 12:24:27 +0000 UTC

Oh god, this is like part two to the younger brother hook up after girls night, my AITW gateway drug. ❤️ eye rolling tongue out anime girl type sex

Ethel M.

2025-05-20 12:19:49 +0000 UTC

Reads “F licks cum off the otherwise (clean) upholstery” expires resurrects just to hear this audio

jonestini

2025-05-20 12:15:15 +0000 UTC

August just casually saying my name 6 minutes in, I‘m fine I‘m fine.

GG

2025-05-20 12:10:28 +0000 UTC

Alright now for some reason I’m up at 5 AM AND WHATS THIS? SOME KIND OF SNEAKY FREAKY FUCK FEST? It’s a little early but you know what? I’d take an audio over the morning news any day. Over and over again. Anyways brb🏃🏽‍♂️🏃🏽‍♂️🏃🏽‍♂️

Craw Daddy

2025-05-20 12:08:50 +0000 UTC

THANK YOU! 🤌🏼🤌🏼🤌🏼🤌🏼🤌🏼🤌🏼😮‍💨😮‍💨😮‍💨😮‍💨😮‍💨

Dana

2025-05-20 12:01:29 +0000 UTC

“I wanna see that uptight, secret slut fall apart on my cock” 🚨😵‍💫🧨 so psychically unraveled by this S&L pair, and it’s not even 8am yet—now I have to get on with my day pretending like they won’t be reverberating in my skull??? I’ll return with more thoughts when I have the space to careen off a cliff in comment form! 💞

rachel 🍓

2025-05-20 11:56:04 +0000 UTC

I am far too celibate for this level of enthusiasm 😩😩😩

Ames

2025-05-20 11:48:23 +0000 UTC

Best 520 gift !! Then gimme gimme line is so cute ! And damn August stop laughing so charmingly !!!!

LexxSolace

2025-05-20 11:45:35 +0000 UTC

C-c-chest hair???????????? 👁️👁️

Gabriella 🥭

2025-05-20 11:31:17 +0000 UTC

Still stuck at chest hair 🌚

Miracle

2025-05-20 11:28:09 +0000 UTC

Lol this audio did not just drop when I have a meeting in half an hour! 🥵😭

Page Chase

2025-05-20 11:27:47 +0000 UTC

Also finally licking cum from somewhere. Now we need an actually degrading audio where listener licks cum off the floor and speaker does that little laugh because it's just so embarrassing and dirty. Please 🙏🙏🙏

Violet 💜

2025-05-20 11:18:15 +0000 UTC

This was excellent. His enthusiasm 😮‍💨

Violet 💜

2025-05-20 11:15:29 +0000 UTC

listening to this on the bus ride to the next location… chat, i fear im cooked with this one. also excellent music choice in the beginning 💃🏻🪩

Moira

2025-05-20 11:03:18 +0000 UTC

"I'm not gonna argue when your shoe is putting my future family planning at risk" is the funniest fucking thing I've ever heard. I had to pause for a minute. This might be my favorite character

Vee

2025-05-20 11:02:30 +0000 UTC

This was nice to wake up to.

Chris Cox

2025-05-20 11:02:27 +0000 UTC

With all due respect to this speaker, I’m not sure his upholstery can be trusted 💀 Also after mentions of “Dancing Queen” and “Gimme Gimme Gimme” half my brain spent the rest of the listen on patrol for ABBA easter eggs 🪩 39:02: You kinda look like you’ve just been railed, yeah me: 👁️👄👁️

Andrea

2025-05-20 10:53:50 +0000 UTC

god this m was so annoying 🙄 #needthat

ara♡ ⋆｡˚

2025-05-20 10:53:29 +0000 UTC

📝 ESSAY TIME 📝 This dropped on my ride back to office from a meeting, right on my lunch break so HERE WE ARE, BACK WITH AN ESSAY! As usual I’m gonna comment on my all-time fave stuff that I got from this audio 🤌🏼🤌🏼 get a snack and some water, y’all! Might def re-visit this comment on my second listen! Why am I already giggly at the beginning with the music? IT IS 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥 I wanna be at a wedding party ASAP! It’s an adults-only wedding LET’S GET THIS PARTY STARTED, let him have fun! 👀👀 The banter back and forth? You just know the fucking is gonna be good! 😭😭😭🤌🏼🤌🏼🤌🏼 [03:23] “The dance floor needs me”? Speaker, please, we love a confident dancer 😂😭 [04:38] “thanks” LMAO THAT VOICE [04:43] “It’s all in my chest hair” the gasp I GUSPED cuz chest hair is 🔥🔥🔥🔥Lovely to include it in there😮‍💨🤌🏼🤌🏼🤌🏼🔥🔥🔥 [07:51] “if I’m not balls deep inside somebody by the end of the night, I might actually die” I CANT BREATHE he is SUCH a slut 😂😂😂😂😂 [08:48] “I’m not gonna argue when your high heels are putting my future family planning at risk” FOOT PLAY PLEASE the edging towards that is killing me 😭😭 “Cute shoes tho, even better legs” 😭😭😭🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥 GAAAAH!!! [09:14] Not the tongue hanging out, the panting??? This mfkr😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 [13:24] speaker sucking fingers and humping listener’s hand is so EVIL, JAIL FOR YOU! This desperate speaker is so delicious! Such a beautiful image! [17:44] “Right, baby?” Ejsdjdjdjslsnajskssjdiddjjd GTFO “I said ‘right, baby?’” Listener is a puddle in his hands now 😮‍💨 [20:50] “Keep those heels on while I eat your ass” my two fave things, feet and ass🤌🏼 combined in one sentence; my head is exploding. 👠 🍑 I love the idea of them having a history cuz they both just KNOW what the other REALLY wants. Aaaah!!!! [24:37] PRETTY BOY MOAN ™️ ALERT!!! 🚨⚠️ [24:53] YASSSSSS HERE TOOOOO 😭😭😭😭😭😭🤌🏼🤌🏼🤌🏼 [26:47] “When I’m really turned on, I can sense when there is an uptight slut nearby” KO, RKO, all the finishers out there 😭😭😭😂😂😂😂😂 oh no how will listener recover? Stay tuned! [27:50] Those doggy-sex sounds are super crisp and I’m here for them 🤌🏼🤌🏼🤌🏼🤌🏼🤌🏼 [29:XX] seriously this entire minute, the moans and the grunts are insane! The dialogue, UGHHHHH SIR WHAT ARE YOU MADE OF?! YOU 🫵🏼🫵🏼🫵🏼🫵🏼🫵🏼 ARE INSANE! #Jail4AITW [31:48] “You gotta get on top, I need you to ride it, I NEED you to ride it” holy shit this desperation 😭😭🤌🏼🤌🏼🤌🏼🤌🏼 he’s down BAD for that c*nt 😭😭😭🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥 I can’t believe there is still 8 more minutes of this oh my god. DRINK SOME WATER, you guys. [34:45] the repetitions of “I wanna feel it” homeboy is definitely whipped now. 🫰🏼🫰🏼🫰🏼🫰🏼🤌🏼🤌🏼🤌🏼🤌🏼 [38:50] this was the most diabolical switch of them all 😂😂😂😂😂😂 BWAHAHHA LOVE IT! TL;DR The switch of this speaker in this audio is insane! From sub to dom to slutty to subby to horny to DESPERATE sjjshssjshsjssbsjsjdbd it’s WONDERFUL! I absolutely enjoyed everything, from the party dialogue and vibe to the trek to the car, to the MESS THEY BOTH MADE! Are we even surprised you cooked again, August? The history between listener and speaker made it 10 times better! The inclusion of little subtleties like chest hair & ass action is wonderful and caters for everyone who’s into that, and the slight foot-fetish (foot on crotch, nice shoes) stuff ? Please stop edging and drop an audio with that soon😭😭😭🫵🏼 Again, HOW ARE WE LETTING YOU GET AWAY WITH THIS? Thank you for working hard and dropping this at what I believe is a very late hour; please hydrate and take care of yourself! UNTIL NEXT AUDIO, ladies and gentlesluts! 👋🏼

Dana

2025-05-20 10:49:59 +0000 UTC

Is it just me or this “cartoon wolf” M is actually sweet, with how much he remembers about F and their history, how he just cannot stop bringing it up, also, the heavy praises and the reassurances of “no one has to know”. So, so good! 🔥🔥 The way M says “so… stop me” @08:25 is going to stay with me for a while. Your delivery of that line was impeccable.

PT

2025-05-20 10:48:42 +0000 UTC

At 4:42, did speaker mentioned having chest hair ??? chest here ??? worst chest hair (🥁) ???

riri

2025-05-20 10:47:11 +0000 UTC

[licking it up] all my dreams have come true 🫠

M

2025-05-20 10:37:27 +0000 UTC

Same here

Ni

2025-05-20 10:34:02 +0000 UTC

5:00 to 13:00 is just glorious. I need him so bad it’s not even funny 😞

h0neyc0mbe

2025-05-20 10:26:03 +0000 UTC

What a way to start off my morning

Pomme🍎

2025-05-20 10:21:04 +0000 UTC

Yesss! 🙌🏿

Marley

2025-05-20 10:13:14 +0000 UTC

Face riding, my beloved T-T Pushing her face in it T-T "Mindless" T-T

Lauren 🍒

2025-05-20 10:12:12 +0000 UTC

I’m currently in Scotland, at a castle, so I WILL be back for you, brides brother 🫵🏻

Moira

2025-05-20 10:08:25 +0000 UTC

i can not WAIT to listen to

mikmak

2025-05-20 10:04:47 +0000 UTC

Impeccable 😩 just wow

May B

2025-05-20 10:04:01 +0000 UTC

Oh i’m early 🙂‍↔️ 17:42-17:59 had me 🫣 something about repeating the question is SO chefs kiss Everybody say thank you August! You always come up with the best audios & dialogues. Great job king you ate this one up again 🥳

rin🐰🤍

2025-05-20 10:03:35 +0000 UTC

Thanks for your hard work, hope you'll get some good rest 🫶 "F licks cum off the otherwise (clean) upholstery of a car. I think that's it?" huh that's IT ??? 😮‍💨👋 https://shorturl.at/bAgHn

riri

2025-05-20 10:01:08 +0000 UTC

this might just be my favorite M in all of M history

sincerely, alycia

2025-05-20 09:57:24 +0000 UTC

side note: "good dog"???? 🐶🫠

roxy 🦋

2025-05-20 09:57:12 +0000 UTC

thank goodness I just got home too

nasa 🧸

2025-05-20 09:53:44 +0000 UTC

speaker character, you’re a problem- 🏃🏻‍♀️🏃🏻‍♀️🏃🏻‍♀️

AliveBody

2025-05-20 09:52:29 +0000 UTC

Bridesmaid duties now include: walking down the aisle, smiling for photos, light upholstery cleanup, and making sure the groom’s not the ~messiest~ person at the event. Just another day of being the responsible one. 👠🚗🫡

roxy 🦋

2025-05-20 09:51:39 +0000 UTC

Fuck yes! My plans got cancelled and now this. It's going to be a great night!

Meesh

2025-05-20 09:51:37 +0000 UTC

my AM alarm just went off + I’m feeling delirious @ [licking it up] on the tags guest list for this wedding audio oh my fucking god 💌🧎🏻‍♀️‼️

rachel 🍓

2025-05-20 09:49:51 +0000 UTC

Ugh, I'm sitting on a meeting, but what if I just...click play? No one will know

Nóri

2025-05-20 09:49:50 +0000 UTC

I’m not gonna survive today if you didn’t post… just one of those days. but you did. Thank you thank you thank you

Youli

2025-05-20 09:47:34 +0000 UTC

Diabolical of you to drop this at lunch time at work but reading the tags got me all excited to listen! You worked hard and I appreciate you 👏🏼

Dana

2025-05-20 09:46:55 +0000 UTC

What a nice Morning Tea🍵Spirit lifted🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️

platinum scar

2025-05-20 09:46:35 +0000 UTC

Sat! Also, the cover image is stunning! 🥺

Sabina 🌹

2025-05-20 09:44:51 +0000 UTC

August it’s not even NOON

aali

2025-05-20 09:44:38 +0000 UTC

what a delightful 2:30am surprise guess imma be tired as hell tomorrow 🙃

veryimportantfish

2025-05-20 09:44:25 +0000 UTC

YOU CAN’T DO THIS TO ME, ITS 11:43AM, IM AT WORK

Dafina

2025-05-20 09:44:18 +0000 UTC

i’m fast and in public, as always

AliveBody

2025-05-20 09:43:43 +0000 UTC

40 min audio dropping while im in the work parking lot 20 min before shift is crazy work. can I 2x speed this shit🏃🏼‍♀️‍➡️

wiggie

2025-05-20 09:43:23 +0000 UTC

It’s a wild hour for you but perfect for the end of work day on my side of the world. Thanks for working so hard to get the audio out. Can’t wait to dive in! 🥳🥳

PT

2025-05-20 09:43:03 +0000 UTC

I’m up and ready, there’s no problem except that I haven’t pressed play yet 🙂🙏

Kiosha 💋

2025-05-20 09:41:22 +0000 UTC

The speed with which I grabbed my phone would defy the laws of physics

Andrea

2025-05-20 09:40:28 +0000 UTC

Oh I’m Readyyy!

Koi

2025-05-20 09:39:12 +0000 UTC

Comments

A hundred times being here and the initial laughter always gets me.

desperately need this fuckboy adjacent horndog of a man in my life right NEOW

Can my actual sister get married again so August can be my +1 🙏🏼😂

“I won’t be vulgar” (immediately refers to balls) I’ve never felt more seen

I like to think it’s purposefully (to me at least)! It feels like a smart way to include aftercare/deplaning from the audio experience while still not breaking character. Smartypants, this August! 🤓

I started barking and clapping like a seal at the mention of clit pinching… there aren’t enough sweaty emojis for this holy fuck

33:45 - 35:25 is just like. how am i supposed to go on.

sorry, to clarify, i have a big girl job now, and part of it is managing production on wedding invites, menus, signs, etc

i think wedding season might be the death of me

not them doing the nasty in the rented nissan altima … do it again! (also speaker calling himself a dog… welcome back roman roy)

bitn, you're on such a roll with these new art pieces!! i love how cocky and absolutely seductive speaker looks in the full art, but how adorably puppy and eager he looks in his chibi form!! 🤭💖 you're an incredible artist!!~

made some contributions to this work too, 🥺really love speaker's cocky attitude in the first two minutes … https://imgur.com/a/Jf56Xc7

Oh my god Lauren! YOUR MIND 🤯 These are so incredible, and YES I recognize these yearners! Thank you for sharing your gorgeous art with us again, you’re so talented 🩷🩷🩷

probably a midi slip dress with a slit to show off the legs that speaker is obviously very horny for

good Lord 🫣🥵

he’s ANNOYING? oh no… my dream…

“Don’t bite your lip open that mouth and tell me” *insert kermit the frog falling from a building meme”*

The update icon is more fitting for this audio. Cake for the wedding and cake for the cake that was ate up! 🍰 😆

26:54 onwards... THATS my Dirty Talk #28a! 👄

stop i actually need a prequel!!

But how did it all begin 😬

YES a prequel 🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️ sequels are sooo last year bring us the before and not the after

😧 .......*computer dial up noises*

Agree completely. It makes me just a little uneasy if there isn't at least a quick check!

THE MUSIC!!! fr invited for a carne asada

You ate the fuck down with this one. Bravo!! The harp player missed out on a good time fr. I do remember licking cum off the floor getting mentioned in that dirty talk about things you've never done in an audio before. haha So I'm glad we got something adjacent to that here.

it’s like, my third listen and i only just now caught the “yeah roll your eyes too. fuck, that turns me on.” line and WHAT THE HELL AUGUST!!! this is sooooo hyperactive dog x black cat coded

I am never not thinking about romangerri

Does the shaking stop? It's been 10 minutes and I still feel like my soul has left the building

you're a visionary and you should say it louder. we need more monster-fucker focused content

I think this is my most listened. I can’t get enough. When you say given our ✨history✨ my knees buckle and I’m at your mercy

Sending thoughts and prayers to you in these trying times💔💔💔💔💔

Desperately need a Roman Roy type audio with this dynamic I felt like I heard him in this audio 💆💆💆

very much reminiscent of the “duuurr” of my youth

boomshakalaka

Petition to get Patreon Wrapped 2025 feature installed cuz this one is gonna be on repeat.

Physically: answering emails at work 😓💻 Mentally: in the backseat of this man’s Honda civic recreating the steamy hand print car window scene from titanic ✋🏼💦🚗🚢

👯‍♀️

Not get down on it 😂😂😂😂😂

GAG ITTTT

just fell to my knees

I love the banter in the beginning of this one but specifically the 4:38 “thAnKs🤪” gets me 🤣😭

No condoms next time 😏

physically i was in meetings all morning, mentally i was still thinking about the panting

Awww, I'm sorry Sofiapobs

is it too crazy to pitch a werewolf audio after this? awoo-gust?

WOAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!!!

The speaker acting like an animal in heat is something I didn’t know I desperately needed. The whole, “I’m so horny I’m gonna die if I don’t fuck someone…. Remember when WE almost fucked? 👀”

guys i can't get this audio out of my head and i'm at work and have to FOCUSSSS AAAAHHHH

My thoughts too!!! My car’s backseat can barely fit my golden so i was hesitating with this one but damn the audio effects really sold it

i need to lock in 😭

vibe died in the middle of this one. pour one out for a fallen soldier 💔💔💔

damn listener kinda an asshole! good for her

That offering of hoodie at the end 🥹

august the audio engineer 😌 anyway has anyone seen that twitter gif of that freaky cat with its tongue out like 🤪 that's me post listening to this audio

So funny, and natural, and so hot. I swear I didn’t have a single thought in my brain for like twenty seconds after, just shaking. Thank you.

mind you we haven’t even gotten the patreon exclusive yet. like I don’t think I can physically nor mentally withstand another audio from you like it’s actually scary how good you are at this. yall pls keep me in your prayers because…

not the jingle of the car keys 😅 perfection

I'm so in love with this character it's a real issue

"its the best night ever!" 🥹💔💀

I mean ngl it felt good being awake and active at the time of release, but it made me realize I’d rather have it at 2 AM on my timezone cuz I couldn’t listen right away😂

I’m living for the way he says “I’m happy” 🥹

I need a moment 😭😭😭😭❤️ my GAWDDDD

I felt the same! They hit different in this one.

I listened to this the first time high and it chewed me up and spit me tf out. I thought maybe it was just the weed so I listened sober. And send help, it was not the weed. The dirty talk in this went craaaaazy.

what the hell…. u were going through something when making this one. something was in the air 😭

August you are the best remedy for the saddest breakups and I appreciate you so much for that 🥹🩷

the PANTING?! HELP?!

ate this audio DOWNNNN. 🤏🏽🤏🏽🤏🏽

The “baby”’s in this one are really doing it for me. I’m sure you’ve used them before (right? someone correct me) but they’re ✨hitting✨ today. Excellent work, pookie 🤝♥️

2min in and im giggling because it’s so silly (affectionate) “i’m just silly and goofy” YEAH T^T the acting and background and sound effect are sooooo <3 it’s insane how just by listening to a few seconds, i’m already immersed into the story :3c

when i saw the notif for this one, it made my day 🙂‍↕️ so glad to have the time to listen to it, will report back o7

he sprinkled some sort of crack in this one ISTG 😭

”The dance floor needs me”

the voice acting in this is like extra yummy??? ❤️‍🔥

Had to run it back. Love this song. 🙂‍↕️

The acting is just so🤯🤯🤯

also "f licks cum off the otherwise clean upholstery of a car" is so funny 😭

"come on my cock i wanna feel it" x1000 at the end going to be on my 2025 spotify wrapped

“Don’t bite your lip open that mouth and tell me” insert kermit the frog falling from a building meme”

😧 .......computer dial up noises

The banter/build up is chef's kiss, as always.

I love all your audios…but this one does something different to me. 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻