May 2025 Schedule
Added 2025-05-07 01:09:50 +0000 UTCHi everyone!
Here's the schedule for this month, hope the month is treating you well so far. Really pumped for spring/summer audios! Here's the schedule for the month, poll coming soon.
Take care,
august 🌨️
EDIT: Dirty Talk is still coming today but it’ll be in a couple hours! Thanks for your patience.
EDIT 2: Moving some things around, including bumping our wedding early access audio to Monday!
EDIT 3: You know when we get to edit 3 it's been a messed-up month haha. Audio is coming in the next 12 hours! See you then.
May Schedule (Subject to Change)
Wednesday, May 7th: Dirty Talk audio (moans + murmurs)
Monday, May 19/Tuesday, May 20th: Early access audio (All tiers)
Friday, May 23rd: SFW audio (moans)
Thursday, May 29th: Patreon exclusive audio (moans + murmurs)
Comments
they uploded, have fun yall
AliveBody
2025-05-30 08:38:00 +0000 UTCHow we holdin up, early gang? 👀
sav kate
2025-05-30 07:11:16 +0000 UTCI keep coming back to refresh like I'm waiting to check in to my SWA flight
Ethel M.
2025-05-30 01:04:20 +0000 UTCHappy Drop Day my darlings!
KWoww
2025-05-29 12:10:20 +0000 UTCi need to know what he’s cooking over there LMFAO
chloe
2025-05-20 08:31:44 +0000 UTCpostponing the wedding, huh? very on theme! (hope you’re ok!)
AliveBody
2025-05-20 06:42:17 +0000 UTCedit 3 is the funniest thing today
X
2025-05-20 05:45:42 +0000 UTCI think around 3 pm PST/6 pm EST iirc!
sarah 💫
2025-05-20 05:33:20 +0000 UTComg i’m so excited, what time did he post edit #3? does anyone know?
Nicole
2025-05-20 04:47:43 +0000 UTCSelfishly excited for a midday drop. I mean, who doesn't like freshly baked audio porn during their lunch break? 😏 Sorry you're having a difficult month. I hope it improves. Brb, getting a witch on Etsy to send you positive energy. As always, thank you for keeping us in the loop. Look after yourself. 💙
Sabina 🌹
2025-05-20 04:13:32 +0000 UTCOmg I was just thinking this! 4 audios a month is such a treat for us listeners but must take so much work and energy for a creator — I am in full support of him taking a lil mini vacay and tbh, I absolutely loveeeee the amount of audios we get, but I’d feel equally spoiled by riches if he wanted to switch it up and make 3 audios a month instead! 💗
sarah 💫
2025-05-20 03:45:22 +0000 UTCTake all the time you need! We’re not going any where 😭🫰🏼
Dana
2025-05-20 03:03:35 +0000 UTCI love that song!
Grace
2025-05-20 02:14:54 +0000 UTCoh my god a wedding audio?? i can’t wait to see what you’ve come up with it always a pleasure 🎀
viccyswrld
2025-05-20 02:10:43 +0000 UTCIt seems like you need a summer vacation just as much as I do! No but seriously all jokes aside, don’t burn yourself out. You seem to have had some tough months*. Every job gets vacation time, even yours. We can survive a month, especially if it makes your life a bit easier 💕
Grace
2025-05-20 02:09:36 +0000 UTCAs we know, you can’t hurry love, no, you just have to wait! I appreciate your perseverance; I’m sorry this month has been so messed up 💗. It’s literally never not worth the wait, happy to dream of Rambunctious Puppy M then meet him in the AM! 🛌
Gabriella 🥭
2025-05-20 01:56:14 +0000 UTCThank you for always keeping us updated. Sorry to hear you've been having issues 💛
phonons
2025-05-20 01:49:25 +0000 UTCI didn’t get a notif for this schedule update either. I think same goes for the last schedule update too…
Peony
2025-05-19 23:07:42 +0000 UTCOop. Not sure if my patreon is glitching out but for some reason but I didn’t get any notifs for this edit like I usually would? (Email and in app- but the in app ones have been glitchy for me alll month) Anyone else? Just me? Ok 🙃
roxy 🦋
2025-05-19 23:03:13 +0000 UTCOmg I didn’t realize there was a third edit to the schedule until I saw your comment! I totally agree — good things take time and I’m always happy to wait for a delicious meal 😌🍽️
sarah 💫
2025-05-19 22:52:15 +0000 UTCI really appreciate you always taking the time to update the schedule when you encounter delays! been anticipating this wedding audio since September, so a drop in the next 12 hours is no sweat! v happy to be patient! thank you for your dedication!🫡
rachel 🍓
2025-05-19 22:32:39 +0000 UTCMaking sure to stretch my hammies so I don’t cramp up on the wedding dance floor later during the horny book club conga line 💃🏻🪩🕺🏻😍 what’s a wedding without Miami Sound Machine?? 🌴
sarah 💫
2025-05-19 21:06:08 +0000 UTCI DIDN’T NOTICE UNTIL NOW WEDDING? AUDIO?
gojoflakes
2025-05-19 18:53:54 +0000 UTCMentally preparing for the wedding audio listening to Meri Banno Ki Aayegi Baraat and the Electric Slide over and over again 💃🏿
Gabriella 🥭
2025-05-19 17:33:56 +0000 UTCWelcome Zarinthia! Hope you have fun here ✨💕
roxy 🦋
2025-05-19 11:28:06 +0000 UTCOo my very first audio coming out live since I subscribed. Y'all have such a positive community here I love it. Also bump and +1 for gamer part 2. Or v day revenge part 2. Can't forget the 3-4 more til morning 😏
Zarinthia
2025-05-19 10:14:51 +0000 UTCAlso, it is a bit ridiculus how cute the comment section is. 🥰🤩 I did not have wholesome porn communities on my life’s bingo card.
Space Lillies
2025-05-19 09:38:49 +0000 UTCMan, its annoying being on NZ time. Its been Monday 19 for over 21 hours here 😂. You think I would remember to add a day, but I forget every time 🙃.
Space Lillies
2025-05-19 09:34:45 +0000 UTComg anna congrats on the third date and i hope you have an absolute blast tonight!! 💖
alisha 🌱
2025-05-17 03:23:37 +0000 UTCDid he just casually mention a wedding audio 🤯 I don’t think I’m emotionally prepared for this 😮💨
🪷Lily🪷
2025-05-16 21:47:08 +0000 UTCguys there’s no audio today but i do have a third date tonight 🥰 aaaand a fuck ton of work to do first lol rip :( how is everybody else’s upcoming weekend?
Anna 🦕🌺🌸
2025-05-16 21:23:04 +0000 UTCNot you summoning @Manifest. Calling in the big guns, are we? Real!
Sabina 🌹
2025-05-15 22:27:14 +0000 UTCThe two show poodles you raise, Itsy & Bitsy, are fighting at home, and you must rush back to stop them!
Gabriella 🥭
2025-05-15 19:13:36 +0000 UTCWelp guess it’s another drop in the middle of my 9am morning meetings 😔 rip to the cozy Saturdays when I could start my morning with a new audio in peace Feel free to toss me some believable excuses for why I might suddenly vanish for 40+ minutes while I’m clocked in 💻
roxy 🦋
2025-05-15 17:59:40 +0000 UTCI'm sorry... the WEDDING audio???!?
lazysusan
2025-05-15 16:46:38 +0000 UTCOkay but birthday twinn✨ Happy early birthday!!
🌸🌷Lauren🌷 🌸
2025-05-15 16:15:50 +0000 UTCahhh my bday present transferred to you i guess :’)
veryimportantfish
2025-05-15 16:06:04 +0000 UTC😭 rip my bday present audio!
veryimportantfish
2025-05-15 16:05:16 +0000 UTCaugust haha wdym wedding audio
aali
2025-05-15 15:55:14 +0000 UTC"I hope the early access is a Mother's Day audio." Wedding early access has been bumped to Monday. "F*ck them kids, 🤸🏾♂️. "
mmorgan04
2025-05-15 15:47:00 +0000 UTCI don’t wanna say I manifested the delay but I manifested the delay 👀😭
Dana
2025-05-15 15:41:36 +0000 UTCOooo so fun, safe travels! ✈️
Gabriella 🥭
2025-05-15 15:37:06 +0000 UTCWow so I'm getting exclusive audio for my birthday present hee hee I'm so excited🖤
kuma
2025-05-15 15:36:34 +0000 UTCExcellent, this gives me more time to: 1) ask @Manifest to manifest Puppy (for Speaker) in the wedding audio (they clearly have magical powers!!!!), and 2) listen to DT #28 one dozen more times 😊
Gabriella 🥭
2025-05-15 15:35:58 +0000 UTCWEDDING EARLY ACCESS AUDIO???
erin 🤸♂️
2025-05-15 15:33:21 +0000 UTCWEDDING AUDIO!?!? Consider me deceased! ☠️
L89
2025-05-15 15:28:07 +0000 UTCOhhhh was hoping to listen to the new audio on Friday ! But it’s good that on Monday I can listen to that on my way to Italy 🇮🇹 Thank you August for keeping such a clear schedule 🖤🖤
LexxSolace
2025-05-15 15:15:34 +0000 UTCpfp… i know what you are 🤝
miaow
2025-05-08 14:21:59 +0000 UTCnot sure where to ask this but will we get another song cover in the future? c:
miaow
2025-05-08 06:38:06 +0000 UTCi just know august is reading these comments, feet in the air, giggling 🤭
AliveBody
2025-05-08 05:02:47 +0000 UTCAdding it all to my Google calendar 🗓️ 📌 lfgggg
hellosunshine ☀️
2025-05-07 20:32:25 +0000 UTC🕯🕯🕯🕯🕯🕯 we need @shiloh here with her pfp 🕯🕯🕯🕯✨️
✨️ Lola ✨️
2025-05-07 19:47:31 +0000 UTChttps://tenor.com/view/hair-flip-alexis-alexis-rose-annie-murphy-schitts-creek-gif-20802643
Liz
2025-05-07 19:35:52 +0000 UTCYippee even
Gabriella 🥭
2025-05-07 17:09:48 +0000 UTCAhhh, happy birthday month, Dafina!! 🥳
Rose S.
2025-05-07 15:57:59 +0000 UTCtime to break out those airpods and a brisk 20-25 minute bathroom break!
wiggie
2025-05-07 11:52:05 +0000 UTCOooh I would NOT mind another gamer one ❤️
GinGin
2025-05-07 10:11:16 +0000 UTCThe way I’m secretly manifesting a delay on **one** of those to get posted on my birthday ahem 👀😂
Dana
2025-05-07 07:00:01 +0000 UTC(Subject to change)
AliveBody
2025-05-07 05:49:40 +0000 UTCSuch good news to hear the first thing in the morning !!! Happy May August 🖤
LexxSolace
2025-05-07 05:49:34 +0000 UTCSitting here very demurely waiting for the early access 🧘🏻♀️
AliveBody
2025-05-07 05:41:30 +0000 UTCNothing like a schedule post to remind me of the passage of time. How is it already May?! I've got like 2 months worth of content to catch up on 🙂↕️
phonons
2025-05-07 04:39:20 +0000 UTCAs much as I love that we’re getting a drop soon…a midweek one when I’ll be at the office is diabolical work 😭
roxy 🦋
2025-05-07 04:17:48 +0000 UTCHI AUGUST you should try Expedition 33 I’d loooove to hear your thoughts on it! Have a wonderful spring :3
rae
2025-05-07 04:06:24 +0000 UTCI’ve been so inactive lately… but I must say: we eating so good for my birthday month 🍽️
Dafina
2025-05-07 03:58:21 +0000 UTCWinter is coming for me so hot audios will be perfect for keeping me warm 🔥
roxy 🦋
2025-05-07 03:34:33 +0000 UTComg i hope you have a fun second date!! 💖 and having a whole 4 weeks off in june sounds like the best time~ ☀️
alisha 🌱
2025-05-07 02:42:13 +0000 UTC✨spies✨part✨two✨
DivineFeminine
2025-05-07 02:31:50 +0000 UTCHope the month has been treating YOU well! Don’t forget to hydrate! Hot summer coming up with probably even hotter audios🤌🏼🤌🏼🤌🏼🤌🏼🤌🏼🤌🏼🔥🔥🔥🔥
Dana
2025-05-07 02:31:26 +0000 UTCive been so busy i still haven’t made it to anything from last month 😭 also diabolical to publish a DT this week when i have a second date coming up this friday? i will be postponing listening so im not in a completely INSANE headspace. but happy may everybody!!! im taking four weeks off at the end of june and maybe then ill be able to catch up on the backlog lmao
Anna 🦕🌺🌸
2025-05-07 02:21:00 +0000 UTCOh are we giving audio suggestions here? Manifesting Gamer part 2 where speaker is a soldier in Overwatch and puts points in that damage aoe and he runs around slowly killing everyone and actually stays on the robot the end. Thanks for the schedule!
Thelnie
2025-05-07 02:17:46 +0000 UTCok, hear me out...spring is the beginning of motorcycle season (at least where i live)... shy-seeming, girl-next-door type climbs on the back of speaker's motorcycle after he teases her for being a goodie-two-shoes. the ride gets handsy, then public scene where listener proves she's not as innocent as he thinks. maybe speaker has his helmet on for some of it (reminiscent of the Mando audio, which was so fucking delectable). just a thought ☺️🙏🏻
c80-kiNz
2025-05-07 01:45:24 +0000 UTChope you’re doing well boss <3
erin 🤸♂️
2025-05-07 01:43:54 +0000 UTCoooh happy early birthday, erin!!~ if you don't mind me asking, are you a may gemini or a june gemini? 🥰
alisha 🌱
2025-05-07 01:34:41 +0000 UTCProcrastinating cleaning, but - crossing my fingers that we get part two for our fav spies!!! Will never not vote for it when it’s in the polls 🤭
erin 💕
2025-05-07 01:33:57 +0000 UTCOof so many ppl I know are having a mayday may, I’m sorry it’s been so rough for you too! 😓 here’s hoping the rest of the month shapes up to be better! 🫶🏼
sarah 💫
2025-05-07 01:33:07 +0000 UTComg happy early birthday, rachel!! what a fun birthday gift to celebrate with!!~ 💖
alisha 🌱
2025-05-07 01:27:43 +0000 UTCYayyy it’s nice to hear from you again August! Can’t wait for the summery treats 😋😋😋
JammyJam
2025-05-07 01:26:59 +0000 UTCwhat iffffff
chloe
2025-05-07 01:26:37 +0000 UTClol what if we got another vacation themed audio so i can pretend i’m not in the trenches working my ass off
chloe
2025-05-07 01:26:30 +0000 UTComg SFW audio drop on my birthday? let’s goooo! excited for the poll too—perhaps wedding audio season is upon us? wishing a stellar birthday month to my fellow may babies! ♉️💖♊️
rachel 🍓
2025-05-07 01:26:23 +0000 UTCDoing my very happy "its a new DT day tomorrow" dance! 💕
Lisa 🇬🇧 🫦 ♏🍷🔞
2025-05-07 01:25:57 +0000 UTCThe summery audios are so fun, the flirty vibe makes summer audios some of my faves 💕 so excited to see what August is cooking for this summer
Lucy
2025-05-07 01:24:51 +0000 UTCManifesting a F2L audio where the listener rides the speaker in a cute sundress with her panties pulled to the side 👗
Courtney💋
2025-05-07 01:23:57 +0000 UTCguys i’m crawling through may on my hands and knees. how are y’all
chloe
2025-05-07 01:22:48 +0000 UTClife is worth liviiiing
Cait
2025-05-07 01:14:30 +0000 UTCwhy there is no streaming recently🥹
Claudia
2025-05-07 01:13:14 +0000 UTC*insert Kermit arm flailing gif here*
Samma
2025-05-07 01:12:49 +0000 UTCThank u for the food
.apllesauce
2025-05-07 01:12:47 +0000 UTCa Wednesday drop? call that hump day
Mimi (she they)
2025-05-07 01:12:43 +0000 UTCYESSSS DIRTY TALK TMR, early grad gift😁
key
2025-05-07 01:11:50 +0000 UTCHappy spring! 🪻🌸🌺🌷🌻🌼💐 and happy birthday to all my Taurus babies and fellow Gemini babies 🤭🫶🏻
erin 💕
2025-05-07 01:11:45 +0000 UTCwahooooo
ky ❣️💌✨
2025-05-07 01:11:37 +0000 UTChello, we’ve missed you!!
yanna
2025-05-07 01:11:25 +0000 UTCHere's to flirty summer vibes and sundress season 😌 ✨️
Courtney💋
2025-05-07 01:11:07 +0000 UTCFINALLY!!
Youli
2025-05-07 01:10:52 +0000 UTC
