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[EARLY ACCESS] [M4F] Playing Guessing Games with the Twin(s) [Msub to Rough Mdom] [TA x Student] [Mystery] [Identity Play] [Plausible Deniability] [Phone Call] [Teasing] [Flirting] [Can You Tell the Difference?] [Shy Twin / Cocky Twin] [Which One Do You Want] [Making Out] [Blowjob] [Handjob] [CFNM] [Begging] [Fingering] [Titplay] [Pussy Eating] [Spanking] [Doggy] [Mating Press] [Floor Sex] [Degradation] [Praise] [Cumplay] [Possessive] [Ambiguous]
Added 2025-04-16 00:39:48 +0000 UTCADDITIONAL TAGS: [Multiple Orgasms] [Masturbation] [Rule Breaking] [No Age] [Named Characters] [Size] [Thigh Kissing]
You're a teacher's assistant at a university, and one of your nicest, sweetest students, Simon, has an identical twin, August. They look almost exactly the same, but from the way he's shamelessly flirted with you at campus events, you know August is nothing like his brother. One lonely night, you get texts from his number, but you're not exactly sure who you're talking to. Maybe there's some perks to not being able to tell them apart...
Hii,
I don't even really know what this is! It's kind of a risky, gimmicky one in some ways, but I couldn't get the idea out of my head and I hope I did it justice.
We're definitely out there in erotica-world so please set your suspension of disbelief accordingly. Hope you like it!
Take care,
august 🌨️
Names Used: Sl-t, wh-re, baby, sweetheart, good girl
CW:
Twins: So it's never made clear in the audio exactly what's going on, meaning which of the twins the Listener is talking to any given time and which one F ends up sleeping with. The Speaker character suggests, implies and outright claims to be one or the other at various times, but makes it clear he can't be trusted to tell the truth. It's communicated that if F goes forward with this, they won't know who it is. The ambiguity is accepted and consented to, there's no actual deception involved.
There are a lot of potential scenarios involving the twins planning this together, or one of the twins working alone and pretending to be be both. You're free to interpret whichever one is hottest/makes the most sense to you. There is NO threesome discussion or suggestion.
Student x TA: There is taboo "breaking the rules/risking your job" dirty talk, but no age play or age difference suggestion between the characters. University students can be any age, especially grad students. Part of the identity play is the idea of "plausible deniability", the fact that fucking August wouldn't be breaking the rules, and F themselves won't know if they did or not, and everyone will pretend like it never happened.
Other Stuff: M tells F that he'd prefer not to use a condom, and asks if that's okay. They agree, though they later ask him to pull out, which he does. M asks F if they want to "clean him off"/give him head after intercourse, and while he is sweeter during this part, it's not really aftercare, and he continues the identity play. It's implied that they continue sex after the audio is over. If you need it, I have an Aftercare Audio under the moans tier or check out your favorite aftercare ending to another audio!
Comments
And simon +1🙌🏻
Mattiiiep
2025-06-27 05:25:26 +0000 UTCTHIS IS AMAZINGGGGGGGGGG HOW DID YOU COME UP WITH THAT OMG YOU'RE A GENIUS I MEAN IT THE SWITCH THE MYSTERY I'M GOING TO FAINT
Mattiiiep
2025-06-27 05:23:05 +0000 UTComg probably my longest comment. this audio enraptures me hehe
faye
2025-06-26 02:13:36 +0000 UTClistened to this again for the first time in a minute and i’m still a simon truther 100%. i think L just severely underestimated how bad he was pining for them, and enlisted august for help nudging it along. this is mostly going off the fact that when simon gets the phone HES the one that brings up coming to see L, even if he’s implying it could be either one, there’s still excitement there. and in my opinion the little tinges of feral come from someone who is desperately attracted to someone he sees every day -in class- and is finally getting to live out the fantasy in his head. but again, that’s just me! i have other theories about it being august but to me it was always simon
faye
2025-06-26 02:13:11 +0000 UTCand draw some twins fanart!! the guessing game is such a success🥹🥹I’m still a little bit confused tho lol https://imgur.com/a/XZAB58q
BitN
2025-06-22 12:41:48 +0000 UTCIt was August all the time🙂↕️🙂↕️🙂↕️🤚🏻🤚🏻🤚🏻
Peachyspit
2025-06-05 19:32:00 +0000 UTCI pray we get a sequel 🙏🏾🙏🏾 please and thank you.
Kiara
2025-05-23 12:10:14 +0000 UTCgiggled like crazy and went “what the FAWWWWK (affectionate) 0.00.0.0.00.0” another hit, amazing work, i love to be here fr o7
lubear
2025-05-18 21:16:32 +0000 UTCi cackled 😭😭😭
lubear
2025-05-18 21:13:23 +0000 UTCGod? Is that you?
Tori Burges
2025-05-18 02:34:37 +0000 UTCLooove the ending implication of another round after, incredible work as per usual
Dez
2025-05-07 10:13:07 +0000 UTCAlisha stfu!!!!! I love love love this! The colors! The rain! The references! The book titles are my fave 💞
Cait
2025-05-06 13:32:15 +0000 UTChttps://imgur.com/a/RdS4yi4 i'm back again with another audio inspired illustration—and an amateurish 2 frame animation! 😅 since i didn't make anything for march, i figured i'd blend some rainy day elements from last month's early access with this twin audio for a cozier scene 🤭 there's 33 intended references this time!! 💖 hope y'all enjoy~
alisha 🌱
2025-05-06 05:27:32 +0000 UTCGood girl loop at the end has become my new tinnitus sound,, also the whispery possessiveness 🫠🫠 it'll get me every single time, fuck yes I'm all yours if that's what the speaker tells me
Shisaki
2025-04-28 15:00:05 +0000 UTCI know it shouldn't be but this is so Luke and Kieran from lads coded to me, WHO DOESN'T LOVE EVIL NAUGHTY TWINS (they're playing with my heart here)
Shisaki
2025-04-28 14:28:21 +0000 UTCsomeone in my dream last night was named Simon and it *just* clicked where i heard that name recently 😶🆘
little j
2025-04-26 05:22:38 +0000 UTCNEW AUDIO TODAY OMFGG G G
viccyswrld
2025-04-26 01:28:59 +0000 UTCPart 2 petition to have MMF here but have "Simon" be dictating in some way to L... like saying "ride my face" but she's actually on top of August, etc. Etc. There could be an aspect of denial by only having one of them "allowed" to interact. Would also be a way for L to "try both of them to know for sure" or whatever S says in this one lol. Done exhibisionism MMF over the phone before, but any from the same room? Idk.
Foxyroxyboxy
2025-04-25 15:20:40 +0000 UTCand what if i said i needed a part two 🧍🏾
akiscigarett
2025-04-25 10:22:38 +0000 UTCTop tier as always, in love 💛
lostinthesunlight
2025-04-24 23:45:15 +0000 UTCImma need a part 2 to this one
Apples
2025-04-24 23:22:53 +0000 UTCso am i the only one that thinks the phone call is august, but the actual meetup is with simon?
Lana
2025-04-24 09:34:18 +0000 UTCWhen you say "oops" at 2:57... DIABOLICAL
Voxy
2025-04-23 20:39:39 +0000 UTCi always love the little icon for each audio. i actually found the kind of plant thats in this photo irl the other day! its v pretty
Rya Li
2025-04-23 19:39:47 +0000 UTCMy face when it ended 🦉
Thelnie
2025-04-23 08:01:21 +0000 UTCThe way my husband and I gasped with glee (ok actually it was me and then him laughing at me) to add a new “big ___ dick/cock” to the list 🤣. The quiet soft demand for no condom was soooo hot too 😭 No one makes the hungry makeout sounds like August. 🔥
Thelnie
2025-04-23 07:55:12 +0000 UTCOh god the raw dogging?? Are you serious?? DONTLOOKATME! 🫣
Crystal
2025-04-22 15:36:29 +0000 UTCWHY AM I BACK HERE AGAIN someone lock me up !!!!
dangie 💌
2025-04-22 13:51:21 +0000 UTCthe laughing emoji BUT WE'RE BEING SO SERIOUS
dangie 💌
2025-04-22 13:45:42 +0000 UTCEvil twin coded one might say.
jen
2025-04-22 02:38:41 +0000 UTCcause i need him 🧎🏾♀️
milaaa
2025-04-22 02:19:39 +0000 UTCWHO TF ARE YOU????
milaaa
2025-04-22 02:19:14 +0000 UTCthe August Special™️
ky ❣️💌✨
2025-04-21 16:48:57 +0000 UTCI loooove mysteries and thrillers. My favorite living mystery/thriller writers are Tana French and Gillian Flynn — not deep cuts, but there’s a reason they’re so big. Are you into cozy mysteries, more noir-ish vibes, or…?
Rose S.
2025-04-21 14:51:16 +0000 UTCThat hard cut at the end is evil
illylove
2025-04-21 10:52:06 +0000 UTCthe phone voice.... someday science will figure out why it does me like that
ky ❣️💌✨
2025-04-21 06:17:02 +0000 UTCi will come back to big comment on this man- THESE MEN?- but mmsmdkfjfjdkkskdjdjdjsjsjsjsjkdfjfkkfkg 🥰🥰🥰 sexc mind game perfection
ky ❣️💌✨
2025-04-21 06:16:04 +0000 UTCWAIT, YES!!! certainly the most Russian literature coded AITW audio I’ve heard omfggggg. Doubling in general is a huge motif/theme in that tradition! As you said, Nabokov, but also Gogol (“The Nose”) as well as Dostoevsky (“The Double”) 🫡📚💕
rachel 🍓
2025-04-21 03:37:03 +0000 UTCWithin the first minute, I started grinning from ear to ear, and I haven't stopped yet. I've never been more delighted. This might be AITW's most literary audio. The doubles? The psychosexual house-of-mirrors effect? The "you mad?" trolling impulse elevated to high art? RIP Vladimir Nabokov, you would have LOVED August and(/or) Simon. When this ended I laughed out loud and kicked my feet in pure glee. Thank you for the joy 👯♂️
Rose S.
2025-04-21 02:35:57 +0000 UTCthose spanks are CRISP im convinced august is back there behind that mic with a whip 😭
anna
2025-04-20 23:26:06 +0000 UTCi think i just ascended this is insane
gojoflakes
2025-04-20 17:18:18 +0000 UTCPETITION FOR THE EIFFEL TOWER 😂‼️‼️
gojoflakes
2025-04-20 17:17:47 +0000 UTC“double the pleasure, double the fun, juicy fruit” -August 🍍✨
Moira
2025-04-20 14:57:33 +0000 UTCI HAVENT HAD AN AUDIO HIT LIKE THIS IN A GOOD MINUTE!!!!
Pancakes on toast
2025-04-20 12:58:42 +0000 UTCThe storytelling game here is on POINT 🏆
Adrienne
2025-04-20 07:12:05 +0000 UTCI didn’t know I was into this.
stefffs
2025-04-20 05:42:34 +0000 UTCThat was diabolical, incredible
Thatthat
2025-04-20 02:41:47 +0000 UTCthis happens to me every time😔
mikmak
2025-04-19 23:33:07 +0000 UTCMental stimulation is sexy ✋️
peaches
2025-04-19 23:25:19 +0000 UTCThis is such a fun concept and I like how it successfully plays with the ambiguity. "I am him, I am Simon" only to later say "make you cum while you scream his name" for example - I thought you were only going to play with it in the opening dialogue but it continued, which was very fun.
MichaelCeraVe
2025-04-19 23:20:12 +0000 UTCI don’t even know why I attempt to read a book (cr: the boyfriend + i need more mystery/thriller recos) while listening to audios????
mochi
2025-04-19 19:07:46 +0000 UTCHey apologies if someone’s already pointed this out but you have a little repeated clip at 29:06 and 29:09 ☺️
pinkJoy_0
2025-04-19 18:32:38 +0000 UTCSchrödinger’s twin? 👀
Pie 🥧
2025-04-19 17:19:51 +0000 UTC01:18 the smirk coming through when you're talking is actually driving me insane like- 01:50 "august- i mean, me" GIRL??? I'm already getting confused you CANNOT be getting confused with me 💔 02:45 / 02:59 I like that laugh, "eheheh" (please someone get the reference 🙏🏻🙏🏻) 03:22 AUGUSTINOOO 😭 I love how expressive you are. the smiley-ness in this audio is literally the best thing ever 04:58 I feel like I'm watching the Parent Trap. I know it's the same guy but it's just different enough that it could be two different people 😟😟😟 05:18 - 05:20 THE GIGGLE OMFG im blushing and cheesing so hard rn stop it 06:16 ARE YOU TRYING TO SEDUCE ME ?!?!?!? GET AWAYYYYY 07:12 I wanna take a moment to appreciate the sound design because August, you always hit with the background sounds/effects 🗣‼️ We got so lucky that you chose to go D1 into making the whole audios more atmospheric and immersive (especially in this audio with the beginning phone call). 08:18 taking your shoes off? weird way to propose but OKAY! 08:40 August/Simon asking to leave the light off is crazy because what if they pull some crazy switcheroo ☝🏼😔 no but honestly why was bro already like whispery and breathy STOP SJSHDHDHDHD 08:53 - 09:56 I LOVE A MAKEOUT THAT GETS MORE AND MORE DESPERATE 🙏🏻🙏🏻 I like that it also doesn't help the listener in trying to guess which twin she's with because it literally could be either one of them being that eager to kiss her. 10:06 IM GONNA LOSE IT AH- *explosion noises* 10:24 oh my god... don't threaten me with a good time 🕳🚶🏻♀️ #MM4FSEQUELPLEASE 11:09 - 12:16 idk what else to say (because I think my brain's melted) except that I looooove a loud chatty man ‼️ give him to me please 🤲🏼🤲🏼 12:39 these pretty boy moans are gonna send ME INTO ORBIT 🚀 goodbye 🫡 13:37 KISS YOUR HIPS? AUGUST? ARE YOU INSANE ?!?!??! https://shorturl.at/QM2Oy 14:10 Simon/August-playing-Simon is so cute I can't do this 15:08 - 15:28 the kissing 😞 THE KISSING 😞 my soul just left my body 16:14 the way bro just went for them's got me weak in the knees 🧎🏻♀️🧎🏻♀️ 17:47 "mark you up so you can feel me in class" someone sedate me. 19:29 seems like this guy's got a PhD in eating 😺 for realsies 21:20 THE SWITCH? HELP ME SOMEONE HELP 🆘️🆘️🆘️🆘️ 22:20 WOAH THAT SOUNDED SO CRISP AND CLEAR?!?!?! OKAY AUGUST I SEE YOU 22:46 - 22:50 it's so over for me how will I ever recover 23:04 I SPOKE TOO SOON THIS IS IT FOR ME 23:40 ONWARDS IS JUST HIT AFTER HIT AFTER HIT ‼️‼️ it felt like a bloody combo with the commanding kinda condescending tone, the "its a little weird because I am him", "mhm", and whispery dirty talk about how listener is a horrible TA- AND THE "i don't wanna use a condom, is that okay?" *insert mortal combat voice* FINISH HIMMM the low "you know what? I think you do believe me" 😵💫😵💫 BYE! 25:41 - 25:47 I got knocked down and can't even get up bro its over 26:03 you got me dude IM CONVINCED 💥💥💥 27:42 this whole sequence made me feel like i got hit by a flashbang 🙂↕️ full on ears ringing, seeing spots, completely dazed 28:39 - 28:43 ☺️☺️☺️☺️ 29:43 A FREEZING COLD BUCKET OF WATER JUST POURED DOWN ON ME 😧 "you don't even know" I DONT EVEN KNOW???? 31:24 - 32:40 okay so now that I've gone completely insane, who would like to strap up my straight jacket AND LOCK ME IN THE PADDED ROOM ? ☺️☺️☺️☺️ 34:03 - 34:35 imagine tryna go about your day and just having this bit loop over and over and over in your head 34:42 - 35:24 JAW DROPPED PEARLS CLUTCHED 😧 ending is giving sequel 🤭🤭 come on now august ALL IN ALL BANGER AUDIO WELL DONE AUGUST 🏆🏆🏆
dangie 💌
2025-04-19 15:54:26 +0000 UTCCongratulations 👏🎉
Amanda
2025-04-19 15:36:13 +0000 UTCguys I was trying to write like a whole time stamped reaction thingy but my brain couldn't make it past the sexy stuff ✋🏼😔
dangie 💌
2025-04-19 14:52:49 +0000 UTCthis is where I’m at and I’m about to listen for the first time!!
Rachel
2025-04-19 13:39:45 +0000 UTCDamn, I can’t believe I missed a foot fetish confession lol
PlainJaneJezebel
2025-04-19 09:35:44 +0000 UTCthe icon for this is v cute lol. also this audio was reaaaaal good
Rya Li
2025-04-18 23:56:05 +0000 UTCgot an award at work and now this yippee!!!!!! 💞
serenity
2025-04-18 22:06:33 +0000 UTCSigh. Guess I found another new kink again thanks to you
Andria🖤
2025-04-18 22:03:24 +0000 UTCI nearly didn’t listen to this cus I was like”nah this don’t sound like my vibe”. I was wrong, I was very very wrong
Ames
2025-04-18 19:52:58 +0000 UTCYes pls
Ames
2025-04-18 19:42:13 +0000 UTCOkay, I don't want to sound like a creeper, but I am ❤️obsessed❤️ with reading your reviews on the audio posts 🙈 I swear we have the same thoughts and the same brain. You make me laugh sooo much!! I always look forward to reading what you have to say, having a good laugh, and yelling 'Yaassss!!!' out loud to myself a million times agreeing with you 💖
hellosunshine ☀️
2025-04-18 16:32:58 +0000 UTCNevertheless, we persisted 😭
Gabriella 🥭
2025-04-18 16:15:16 +0000 UTC😭😭😭
Gabriella 🥭
2025-04-18 16:01:02 +0000 UTCYES oh my god. So few VAs do this well.
Luna
2025-04-18 15:00:31 +0000 UTCwait can you do a part 2 where it’s w simon and also the contrast idea from the dirty talks audio of being very rough but saying sweet things
deerindigo
2025-04-18 14:27:04 +0000 UTC25:18-25:37 https://youtu.be/LtATFLc4ZSA
Adaora
2025-04-18 13:56:26 +0000 UTComg LAUREN!! 💖 this is such a cute manga strip!! you've got such a great eye for panelling and your use of half tones is perfection!! no eyes were hurt at all; in fact, mine feel quite blessed!! i hope you feel inspired to make more; i'd love to see what else you come up with!! 💖✨️
alisha 🌱
2025-04-18 07:19:53 +0000 UTCThe mental gymnastics that was just done on meee 😭 this audio is actually so crazy. The way I fr put on my detective hat to figure out which twin it was omgg and now I’m still kinda going back and forth on the actual truth here! For now, I’m going to say that it is August, but I love how this is a ‘choose your own adventure’ type of audio, I really liked it!💕 So could this actually be my favorite audio or recency bias?? I need more time to decide! But ugh the don’t call me D-ddy and fwb vm vibes were strong🙌🏾💕 https://imgur.com/a/vsZEb9J I have been in my art block era, so I have been finishing some old pieces like this one! I hope it’s okay to share! It’s a bit all over the place, but I have been wanting to make a manga strip ever since I got into digital art, and I’m satisfied with it. I am realizing how heavy the halftone is, so I hope it is not hurting anyone’s eyes!
🌸🌷Lauren🌷 🌸
2025-04-18 06:59:12 +0000 UTCShoes off inside the house +50 affinity 👌🏼👌🏼👌🏼👌🏼
Dana
2025-04-18 06:25:46 +0000 UTC🎵Now Playing - I Can Be Cool by Bob & Gene 🎶 (Alternatively, Snake Eater from MGS3. Hideo Kojima *will* be calling you) If I could give Simon a report card, it would read: “he was a joy to have in class…and in the library…and in the campus cafe bathroom…and in the CompLit office. A+.” I find myself once again INCENSED by how much I like a Speaker. I requested psychological torture in my Tutor prompt in the 50th poll, and, wouldn’t ya know it, when you least expect it, a torturer falls into my lap!!! If anyone can design and execute a devastating mind game, it’s Simon…or August…but definitely August(intheWinter). This is so taut, such a complex psychosexual structure, does your neck ever get tired bearing such a bejeweled crown, king??? Launching into my head canon, I think this is all a complicated plan to give the TA plenty of psychological and logistic coverage because he cares a lot about their comfort and creating a soft landing pad for this huge rule break. We are in Evil Loverboy territory, I fear. Plausible deniability is one of three dozen characters in this encounter, appearing in his requesting the lights stay off and their both erecting barriers to having each other completing (hands on the wall during oral, no one being “level” with the other until a critical moment!). We’re kept off balance as an audience while the characters really lean into how fun it is to play this way! And these two freaks are having SO MUCH FUN playing sexual chess. TA guesses August, but they really want Simon, and they know if they guess August, Simon, inflamed with jealousy and admiration of their acumen, will be the one who shows up. Gasp! His initial reactions make him seem like August (perfect, thank you, Plausible Deniability), but then he pretends to be the Simon in their head (subby). L’s response to his “don’t believe me?” is also so fun. I think they’re responding to how long he’s wanted this, not his identity reveal. They see an opportunity to play with his possessiveness and the collective perception of him as passive. Because Simon would *never* treat L like this…unless??? The aforementioned critical moment, the reveal, is DIABOLICAL. There are dozens of Simon imposters in L’s mind (his cocky, flirt brother; the version of him that’s only their student; the version of him that’s exclusively an obedient submissive in bed; the version of him who cannot be both polite and nasty, etc etc). This isn’t MMF (or MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMF more accurately), but it feels like it because of the presence of the imposters and his mental agility flipping between all of them. L gets to “have them both” as well as many other flavors of Simon himself while fucking him alone. He contains multitudes that he channels into an unspeakably powerful laser beam aimed at L’s head! The possessiveness is always hot, always love a possessive moment, and it has reached cataclysmic levels of hotness in this context where he’s offered a Simon sexual sampler, then cleared the table totally for the main course: him exactly as *he* wants to have them! He has systematically removed each and every 2D version of him after giving a taste of each so they know the frauds pale in comparison, perhaps also revealing to L just how much they want this raw version of him. Also very sweetiepie evil loverboy to ramp up on the taboo talk post-revelation. Now that they’ve both landed on the physically-hard-but-emotionally-soft landing pad of the floor/reality, finally “leveling” with each other, they’ve entered the big container he’s created for them and can get weird!!! Time to underscore what a bad TA they are for liking this, what a slut L is, what he's turned them into, that maybe he’s just lying and they’re such a huge fucking slut they don’t care. Iconery. So thoughtful and clear-headed and scary to be able to continue curating this experience even as he himself is getting something he’s wanted for several months. I think it’s soooooooooo interesting the way August functions as an expansion of Simon’s psyche? People don’t usually get the opportunity to see themselves try out different ways of being in the world, and being a twin affords those rehearsals without the worry about suffering consequences directly. I wonder if it’s easier for August and Simon to envision themselves in unlikely situations. If so, Simon has access to an incredible capacity for performance. He can be anything. I’m so scared of him. Which is to say, it is simply no contest for me. August is hot, to be sure, but there is no way in hell I’m choosing him over Simon, a man with a crush on his TA so huge, he concocts this plan to smash that both minimizes worry and maximizes hotness for the two of them (rule-following, polite professionals), all while giving an Oscar-worthy performance. Little smartypants, I need him desperately, this is so romantic. “I didn’t want you to feel bad…. I wanted you to feel terrible 😈” vibe. NEED HIM. Errata: 🖇️ You shouldn’t be allowed to use the phone filter. Your voice is sexy enough as is, it doesn’t need the lingerie of phone sfx on top of it. The third time I listened to this, I had to pause it at 4:04 because I was so overstimulated by the phone call. I needed to calm down, I felt CRAZED 🔫 🖇️ It needs be remarked: the wet sounds lately have been aljalkfjkajfwiaoefoajsdofjaiojfsjfjssklaj just super soaker 5000 ushy gushy Niagara Falls WETTER THAN WATER. I am so so scared, I do not understand what is happening in the booth, keep going!!! 🖇️ I think August was flirting with TA so hard to make Simon jealous so he’d actually do something. He’s too much of a polite sweet boy to make a move unless he’s incandescent with jealousy. 🖇️ Is this a thing they both do, leaning into other people’s stereotyped ideas about how they are and leveraging them into incredibly devastating sexual experiences????????? 🖇️ THIS AUDIO ADDS DIMENSION AND TEXTURE TO DT #17 THAT I DO NOT NEED. I am thankful, but you’ve made what is already one of my most favorite DTs more powerful. Evilllllllllll jail Hague 😭 🖇️ More DT Talk... I will be meeting this S&L pair in the DT #20 Thunderdome very, very soon. 🖇️ “Teacher’s pet” are there other phrases like that we can play with? Captain’s cumdump? That’s a phrase, right? 🖇️ But seriously…I am like….just…..your voice. YOUR. VOICE. I. I can’t. I. How are you….why…. It’s so. And then it just… When you… And it… Wow! 🖇️ “So you can feel me when we’re sitting in class”. No comment. 🖇️ Kissing his hips during a BJ???????????????????????????????? Bro, I’ll disintegrate, I didn’t realize we were on Lovers’ Lane 🏩 🖇️ Using this month’s DT as a guide, my hypothesis that you had “unclear intentions” and “acting one way, thinking another” in mind was right, but, naturally, I could never in 100 million years guess what is the in the box of your brain. I’m too busy being blissfully ignorant, batting yarn between my paws (listening to audios and [Connection Lost]). 🖇️ So there’s some cum stuff in this… What a little rollercoaster ride of being sad he pulled out, then overjoyed about what happened with it!!!!! But also, I’m too obsessed with him. It’s for the best he pulled out, I would have died. Thank you for sparing my life. 🖇️ “You want me to be him” is so loaded, I have been spinning it like a rubik’s cube since Monday. 🖇️ “I get so dizzy when you kiss me” *Third Date Breeder voice* Fuck you. Honestly, the kisses in this in general were SO YUMMY. Dizzy is so right 😵💫 🖇️ Anti-imperialism this, anti-capitalist that…. What about the monopoly you have on my attention? What about that????? You’re the Amazon of my fantasies, displacing mom and pop shops in my sexual imagination, and I think that’s fucked up 😡. It has been aaaaagggggoooonnnnyyy being so busy this week and unable to sit and scream about this until right now. This ending is an act of war on Fellatio Freak Nation that our sovereign @sarah💫 will likely address, but I'll say this: I’ve appreciated the inclusion of a more frayed edge ending since Grumpy Coworker as a reaffirmation that we are merely visiting these worlds that will continue to exist once you’ve closed the veil again. Also, Listener agency as a core tenet at the heart of your work is gorgeously magnified in this audio. Listener interpretation, personal proclivities, and head canons can turn this a variety of directions. *slaps top of audio* You can fit so many head canons into this bad boy! No matter which kinky path you walk down, it’s open-ended enough that almost everyone can achieve happy ends and do the very thing August & Simon are encouraging: speculating wildly and thinking about them a lot. So yeah, I think you might have done it justice. I cannot believe you made a Doublemint audio, and it SHREDS. Your mind is simply too powerful and funny. Thank you, August! 💗
Gabriella 🥭
2025-04-18 05:38:18 +0000 UTCIm still not over this and also heres a song about it https://youtu.be/VzAqvxcZKto?si=46hsSEqRmDs6x9u9
Shiloh
2025-04-18 04:09:54 +0000 UTCstanding ovulation ...i mean, ovation 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻
c80-kiNz
2025-04-18 03:52:59 +0000 UTCFall asleep to this like a lullaby, then jolted awake to all that clapping like "who are we celebrating? 👏"
Nóri
2025-04-18 01:29:47 +0000 UTCPepe Silvia levels of mapping madness and dot-connecting 📌🤯 My theory also says Team Simon🧍♂️🤭
DivineFeminine🐝
2025-04-17 19:59:41 +0000 UTCI love that your speaker characters don't just repeat the listener's line of dialogs for the listener to understand what's going on in the scene. This is the epitome of "show don't tell" and I so appreciate this. It's so much hotter than a mechanical repeating back of whatever "our" line is. Most VA's don't give the listener's enough credit to fill in the blanks💜🫶🏻
Knotty Kittie
2025-04-17 18:21:27 +0000 UTCAwww Happy birthday!
Valencia Like the Orange
2025-04-17 17:21:15 +0000 UTCI love that I'm not alone in my obsession with thay moment. The "I'm fucking you" through gritted teeth? Excuse me while my soul leaves my body 🫠
Valencia Like the Orange
2025-04-17 17:20:01 +0000 UTCI never could’ve predicted how committed to the [mystery] bit I’d be for this incredible script! The writing here had me scrambling to construct an evidence board in my brain, zigzagging imaginary strings of red yarn between scraps of dialogue to puzzle out if I was more convinced it was August or Simon on the phone and/or on L’s floor by the end. With the invitation to tumble down a headcanon rabbit hole, you’ve spoiled the listeners who adore analyzing and theorizing about the characters and stories of your audios just as much as they love the erotic experiences they offer ( hiii 🙋🏻♀️). I’ve long admired your knack for leaving just enough room for ambiguity in your characters such that the vast lived experiences of your listenership can find something to sink into—all without ever compromising on details or specificity that makes every audio ambitious and distinctive. It’s a facet of the intrinsic inclusivity of your audios, imo. I LOVE how this piece leverages that ambiguity as a creative device by adapting it into a “Choose Your Own M” thing! All of your audios have reliable relistenability, but I am really struck by the ingenuity of having the choice to opt in to different Speaker characters based on our preference of “who” the encounter is with in the moment we’re listening. That is SO clever! And how fucking rad that all of our August vs. Simon headcanons are “correct,” each and every listen, no matter who we choose to suspect! You’ve managed to hatch a Whodun-nut (yes, this is a cringey cum pun. no, I will not apologize for it 🥛🥸) where the culprit is “whichever one is hottest” to us??? Do you realize how nutso that concept is, let alone your capacity to pull it off with this caliber of nuance and quality? You’re unreal. If you’re curious, on my first listen I was Team August up to the switch while Speaker is eating L out and then quickly decamped to Team Simon territory. My only hang-up: why would you intend for L to fuck the character who doesn’t have “your” name? A red herring, perhaps? But then I remembered that the only canon is that whoever I want L to be with is canon, and nothing matters beyond the meaning that I make!!!!! Yay!!!!! How very Camus of you. During my second listen, my imagination started to wander and extrapolate this into a magical realism setting with some sort of fantasy trickster/mimic/doppelganger creature element? Idk why but this does have a certain genre audio je ne sais quoi for me without being a genre audio. Again, I’m having way too much fun mapping out scenarios on a giant corkboard in my mind palace!!!!!! Someone please confiscate my yarn and pushpins before I get stuck in a Groundhog Day-style loop of listens!!!!! 📌🧶 🕵🏻♀️ “Schrödinger’s twin: if you don’t know who you’re talking to, then it’s like you’re talking to both at the same time. Or neither… Hey, hey, I read too, so!” - 1) Schrödinger’s twin is actually so hilarious; I laughed for real. 2) I relish how, despite your Speakers basically being varying degrees of nerd types, you still often make a point of an L character being just as smart (or smarter) than them AND that being enticing to the Speakers! In my IRL experience, there are far too many “nerdy” dudes out there who lash out from intimidation (?) or insecurity (?) when a woman/femme person dares to know more about something than they do and/or teases them about it. Your Speaker characters finding this attractive in an L just makes them hotter! 🕵🏻♀️ “No, no, no, you’re overthinking this! Just, ya know, give in to the mystery a bit…” - the way I did need this little call in to not try to “problem solve” the erotic audio yikesss haha thank you!!! 🕵🏻♀️ All of the kissing!!!! Above and beyond. I feel lightheaded just thinking about how the aural character of the kisses changes depending on where he’s kissing on L’s body. It’s magical how you can paint vivid visuals of kiss placements through sound. In hindsight, the kissing performance was a huge driver of my Team Simon leanings. Speaker may have a filthy mouth, but “I get so dizzy when you kiss me” + the insatiability and reverence of the kisses—HELLO??? This kind of behavior could only come from a sweet boy who has been yearning BADLY!!!! 🦋😍🎇 🕵🏻♀️ “You gonna cum on my tongue, baby, hmm?” - I LIVE for the way your Speakers tend to be chatty while giving head and your tone throughout the oral (especially in the delivery of this line) + the little humming “hmm”s and “huh”s... 🫠 Respectfully, your voice is so fucking hot here; he sounds ravenously desperate for L’s orgasm yet like he has them right where he wants them and is savoring every moment he can get with them unraveling on his mouth!!! 🕵🏻♀️ I’ve already commented about this, but it bears repeating: the mid-eating-it switch was brain-snatching bananas. Nerdy Oral Toy is an all-timer of mine for a reason, okay! I’m a sucker for pussy eating as a dominant act, and I think this is the first time you’ve had a Speaker essentially fuck a Listener back onto his mouth as if it were his cock by tugging their wrist? 🥵🙇🏻♀️ Wooooof if rough pussy eating has 0 fans, then look for my obituary in the papers bc it means I’ve passed. 🕵🏻♀️ “Make me taste it. Make me fucking taste it.” + “C’mon, don’t tell me that’s it, don’t tell me that’s it. I know you’ve got some more. I know you’ve got some more. I know you’ve got some more whimpers, squirms, and twitches for me.” Cheering for the continued extended F orgasm encouragement trend in the recent audios! Anything in the wheelhouse of “I know you have more for me” is always hot to hear. 🕵🏻♀️ “You’re all fucking mine. Yeah… huh? In all the ways you know you shouldn’t be.” - In my initial Team Simon interpretation of the audio, the [possessive] storytelling that happens through the sex positions is brilliant! I noticed that in the acts where Speaker is the giver and Listener is the receiver, they are never in a face-to-face position until AFTER L looks back at him when asked to, acknowledges him as Simon (“It’s me, it’s me, it’s me… it’s your sweetest, nicest student; it’s Simon; yeah, it’s me”), and finally says his name. It seems that this vocal recognition from L is what motivates him to change positions to [mating press], as if their cognizance of who he “really” is was what he needed to hear in order to take them in a way where there is more intimate, steady eye contact. He knew they’d figure him out if they could study his face for long enough. Form enhances content; the medium is the message! 🪞 🕵🏻♀️ Whenever I see a [cumplay] tag, I know I am in danger (positive)!!!!! I was right. Waving my white flag gleefully at Listener touching themselves as S cums all over their body + rubbing L’s clit with said cum as they suck it off his fingers. No notes. 🕵🏻♀️ “Suck that cock then, sweetheart. Get me hard again.” [END OF AUDIO]— Kicking and screaming at this ending, omfg, it’s cruel and unusual punishment to end an audio with dirty talk as they’re gearing up to go again! ☹️ I’ll forgive you when you make the L orgasm record-break audio where it’s clear there’ll be no fictional orgasm FOMO bc everyone is too fucked out to continue (kiddingggg obv; do what you want, but know it remains hotly anticipated!!!). This roleplay-within-a-roleplay premise + [identity play] was lightly metafictional in that it got me chewing on what I find so fun about temporarily stepping beyond myself to inhabit different Listener personas while enjoying this content. I get to simultaneously be myself and “someone else” and therefore, I’m neither fully myself nor fully the Listener but this other exciting, yet ephemeral, third thing? Liminal space (sexual)? lmao I’m getting too lost in the philosophical thicket just to say: This piece is such an important attestation to audio erotica being all about play! Exploring something “out there in erotica-world” may mean playing in the sexy sandbox with a different pail and shovel than the more “realistic”, slice-of-life scenarios, but I’m having just as much of a blast building the sandcastle, ya know? I can’t wait to hear what you’ll end up creating for the April Exclusive with the crowdsourced tag(s)! The current front-runner is something I have been dying to hear from you, so I know no matter what, it’s gonna be a doozy! Thank you for your boundless creativity, August! ⚡️
rachel 🍓
2025-04-17 17:06:59 +0000 UTCWell, happy birthday to meeee! 😍😍🥳
hellosunshine ☀️
2025-04-17 17:06:37 +0000 UTCcongrats, emmy!! 💖🎉
alisha 🌱
2025-04-17 16:53:44 +0000 UTCthis was a hell of a way to celebrate being hired as a TA this week
Emmy
2025-04-17 16:32:23 +0000 UTCGonna be so honest this did start playing in my Uber on my way to a date bc I was listening to it while I got ready, hope he enjoyed being told he's a slutty TA
Esmé
2025-04-17 14:25:07 +0000 UTC22:16-23:31. i haven’t made it past this part
mcs
2025-04-17 13:55:34 +0000 UTCAs someone who has dated a twin, holy shit this unlocked something in me 🫠
Sensual Pear👄
2025-04-17 13:43:44 +0000 UTC🤓☝️
Cath
2025-04-17 13:27:49 +0000 UTCrandom but the first additional tag says orgams instead of orgasms
Cath
2025-04-17 13:27:16 +0000 UTCJust wanted to add my two cents that the shuffling noise after listener lets speaker in through the door sounds a lot like shoes/boots being removed and that little detail is so appreciated when we live in a society full of cavemen 🥹 it’s the little things! ✨
roxy 🥀
2025-04-17 12:46:59 +0000 UTCI really like these more than the mean ones, like the ones where the guy is really into the girl are def my favs.
SpaceWater
2025-04-17 11:04:01 +0000 UTCMy thoughts exactly
MichaelCeraVe
2025-04-17 10:49:37 +0000 UTCThis is high concept but also token trope dynamic. Is it both or not? I cannot decide and tbh that’s pretty fitting 😏
Samaru
2025-04-17 10:28:42 +0000 UTCI need part II
Amazonia
2025-04-17 09:26:03 +0000 UTCOh my Lordy, this really hit a place that I had no idea I had, gimme more!!!
Aali
2025-04-17 09:07:44 +0000 UTCThis audio is gonna break Reddit when it drops 🤌🏼
Dana
2025-04-17 08:18:56 +0000 UTCNunca me decepcionas darling 😍😍😍
Amazonia
2025-04-17 07:39:55 +0000 UTCa clone !?? SOMEONE TALK TO ME ABOUT BAD BATCH
Mimi (she they)
2025-04-17 07:05:27 +0000 UTCnot to ruin anyone’s commenting and theorizing fun but if there’s ever a mmf sequel, as im seeing lots of comments about, might i propose clones instead of twins? or something vague that could be either one in a choose your own adventure situation lol i know i might be the only twin here but there’s also people w incest trauma to keep in mind. or people without that but with adjacent trauma (me lol). im not trying to be selfish and of course u can always just tag it appropriately and people can skip whatever they wanna skip and it’s all hypothetical anyways, but since clones would kinda hit the same notes, it’s just a thought im putting out there for people’s consideration.
Anna 🦕🐣
2025-04-17 05:53:00 +0000 UTCthis is a masterpiece. cinematic art. the talent you have august oh my god. thank you for all you do 🎀
viccyswrld
2025-04-17 05:03:21 +0000 UTCI admire the beautiful twin flowers in the cover pic definitely not reminding me of Cagney Carnation doing jazz hands
JammyJam
2025-04-17 04:43:34 +0000 UTCI am.. speechless. Ok, maybe not quite. But man, this one was visceral. The way my teeth were clenched throughout has my jaw sore. Thank you for such a fun time
Valencia Like the Orange
2025-04-17 04:00:25 +0000 UTCEeeeeeeeeeeeek 🙈🤭💕
erin 💕
2025-04-17 03:46:26 +0000 UTC"that's my cock" is one of my favorite lines EVER and has brought me back to the sneaking into your high school best friend's room audio [redacted] times, doing fuckin backflips hearing it in a new audio
anna
2025-04-17 03:42:37 +0000 UTC20:29-21:50 BITCH ARE YOU KIDDING ME
Adaora
2025-04-17 03:40:26 +0000 UTCDoes this go in the switch category but literally switch
sonnyangel
2025-04-17 02:58:53 +0000 UTCIm officially crazy now
sonnyangel
2025-04-17 02:58:13 +0000 UTC12:48 … oh dear god
sonnyangel
2025-04-17 02:34:16 +0000 UTCAnd just when i think youve reached critical max of crazy …
sonnyangel
2025-04-17 02:32:25 +0000 UTCThe lil “thanks…we both do” when he undresses totally alludes to F asking if he goes to the gym in my head 😵💫🏋🏽
sarah 💫
2025-04-17 01:03:52 +0000 UTCManifesting a part 2 where they take turns with the listener and try to get her to guess which is which
Lucy
2025-04-17 00:53:14 +0000 UTCOMFG you’re so right
GinGin
2025-04-17 00:04:39 +0000 UTCThis is stunning. An amazing play on the “one of us always lies the other only tells the truth” riddle
Apex
2025-04-16 23:22:52 +0000 UTCChoosing to believe this is August testing the waters before deciding whether to reveal his incest kink, the same way he alluded to his foot fetish in other audios before officially confirming it (I promise to defend your inevitable future foot fetish audio from the anti-feet majority if you make a more taboo sequel to this, king 🙏)
indigosunshower
2025-04-16 23:01:11 +0000 UTCNOT ME LISTENING THIS AT 00:30 AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Dafina
2025-04-16 22:41:01 +0000 UTC@GeauxGabby if you see this, I hope you're having a good day. I hope your favourite beverage is always the right temperature. I hope you find money you forgot you had in your pocket. I hope someone surprises you with your favourite snacks. I hope you receive great news soon. My all your heart's desires be fulfilled and may your cup never runnith empty. I owe you my life. 😩❤️
Sabina 🌹
2025-04-16 22:07:56 +0000 UTCHonestly, I know I’m filthy because the way I wanted both of them to show up lmao 😩
PlainJaneJezebel
2025-04-16 20:54:29 +0000 UTCYou go ahead, I'll wait in line.
Sabina 🌹
2025-04-16 20:18:09 +0000 UTCi can take them both (not in a fight)
Xóchitl
2025-04-16 20:04:48 +0000 UTCjust take my soul already
michelle 🐦🔥
2025-04-16 19:35:12 +0000 UTCaugust oh my god.
michelle 🐦🔥
2025-04-16 19:34:51 +0000 UTCcrying
ky ❣️💌✨
2025-04-16 19:28:32 +0000 UTCJAILLLLL
ky ❣️💌✨
2025-04-16 19:26:05 +0000 UTCWhat an insane script, I love concepts like this!! Great job <3
Aspen
2025-04-16 19:25:42 +0000 UTC“stingy” absolutely omfg I gasped when the first spank landed! the spanking SFX hitting (🤭 ) so different recently makes me kinda bummed that [spanking] is not on the April Exclusive tags poll! perhaps an act of self-preservation on August’s part? haha bc if he’s still smacking himself for spanks à la Spank Therapy… suffering for his art fr 🖼️‼️
rachel 🍓
2025-04-16 19:03:14 +0000 UTCThis is like a sexy-nsfw version of The Prestige, minus the magic 🪄🕊️⚡️and tragedy 😭
Agatha Li
2025-04-16 18:51:36 +0000 UTCAHHHHHHHH. excuse me while i collect my jaw from the freaking floor cause just eeeeeeeeahhhhrhhsjshs this was crazy.
Ella
2025-04-16 18:46:14 +0000 UTCWhy am I blushing?
Stitch.And.Sin.Designs
2025-04-16 18:38:57 +0000 UTCDude, how’s your thigh?? Idk what you’re doing to your spanks recently, if you’re like Quadruple layering them and cranking the absolute shit out of them, but they have been CRAZY. Like damn, these ones??? They sound so ~stingy~, like actually ouch, my cheeks are Ablaze but I’m also so turned on??
Moira
2025-04-16 18:18:40 +0000 UTCYES and Ang Lee did something similar in Brokeback Mountain when Ennis talks to Jack’s wife on the phone! A heavier scene, but I kept thinking about it like that lady with the math symbols meme while I was listening to this 🔮
emerald green
2025-04-16 18:09:24 +0000 UTCI'm still doing the equations. they're real, they're not real what is happening
Shiloh
2025-04-16 18:04:10 +0000 UTCHappy early birthday Gigi 🪐!! 💝
sarah 💫
2025-04-16 17:49:03 +0000 UTCyou always know when to post king
astoldbyzhoii
2025-04-16 17:38:03 +0000 UTCthe slaps in this are unreal. the smugness is at a superhuman level. the mind games are thrilling. wooo!
hexa
2025-04-16 17:15:19 +0000 UTCout here, kissing the ground in gratitude for making it through this (super hot) audio sans even a whisper of a brotherly hand job.
hexa
2025-04-16 17:08:43 +0000 UTCI also thought of Dead Ringers!!! This is the not horrific version, the hottest possible version of that story lol
Gabriella 🥭
2025-04-16 17:01:35 +0000 UTCThe last like three minutes of this are diabolical work like holy shit
R
2025-04-16 16:56:14 +0000 UTC“kiss and suck the back of your thighs, mark you up so you can feel me when we’re sitting in class” help i’ve fallen and i can’t get up
little j
2025-04-16 16:53:16 +0000 UTCMy degenerate heart will yearn for the unlikely MMF taboo sequel Your penetrative sfx always set a punishing pace and what a visual it paints (pun half intended) Couple mentions of OHC and one of OB in the comments but Cronenberg’s Dead Ringers came to mind for me
AM
2025-04-16 16:52:15 +0000 UTC24:22 HELLO?????? I dont think I’ve ever been flabbergasted from an audio before
R
2025-04-16 16:45:15 +0000 UTC😭😭
little j
2025-04-16 16:45:05 +0000 UTCur just making it fresh for urself next time u visit.
Shiloh
2025-04-16 16:41:30 +0000 UTCokay so someday I'll stop litering pop culture references all over these comments but that's not today. SO American Psycho: Willem Dafoe plays a cop investigating Patrick Bateman, right? so the director had him do 3 cuts of his interrogation: oblivious questioning, suspicious questioning, and completely convinced of his guilt, and the result is this really neat tension in this already tense scene. Just absolute ambiguity delivered from line to line to line. Anyway i guess what I'm saying is that I think we got Dafoed.
Shiloh
2025-04-16 16:40:41 +0000 UTCSchrodingers twin was crazy work
R
2025-04-16 16:25:31 +0000 UTCthis awakened the ovulating beast inside of me
ren
2025-04-16 16:21:21 +0000 UTCThis is a wonderful early birthday present for me 🤭
Gigi 🪐
2025-04-16 16:20:36 +0000 UTCSir there’s no way I can use my not so many brain cells and crack this thing when listening to your audio😩
Issay
2025-04-16 16:14:10 +0000 UTCThis might be my favorite audio yet cause I just can't stop trying to figure out who is who
.apllesauce
2025-04-16 16:04:29 +0000 UTCI’ve spent a good amount of time trying to unwind which one it is with the listener before just vibing with the fact that I don’t really give a damn. Which is kind of the point. Whoever it is, is willing to fulfill L’s desires, and that’s perfect. Keep going, Sigust! Also, the voice deepening at 19:04 made the bottom fall out of my stomach. Combine that with the line “I wanna get you alone, strip you naked, worship that p$ssy, and then f*cking BREAK you on this c@ck” (poetry btw) and I am actually dead. Like I gasped out loud on an overnight flight to Italy, ok? I am dead but in the best way possible.
jonestini
2025-04-16 16:03:46 +0000 UTCHow is your voice even more hot in this one??? Damn bro. Thank you for blessing us with another phone call audio even if it was just for a brief moment 🙏 I get weakkk in the knees for that 🧎♀️
Amanda
2025-04-16 15:39:24 +0000 UTCim too baked for this audio 😔
mochi
2025-04-16 15:22:08 +0000 UTCToo tired to write my weekly Augustology essay so here are some mumbling and rumbling: - The "Sweet Simon" is actually August who started off just messing around but then caught real feelings for the TA. That’s why he can be whoever she wants - he is both of them. - The real Simon, on the other hand, is the nerdy palentine. That's why he's so good (or bad) at handling the shamelessly flirty cocky, runs in the blood. - The TA's been deeply influenced by her own TA… yep. Anyway. The opening convo had me grinning ear to ear, it was so adorable, cheeky, and full of promise. Loved it, as always.
JammyJam
2025-04-16 15:07:11 +0000 UTCI *felt* those spanks 👏
Ethel M.
2025-04-16 15:06:36 +0000 UTCThis gimmick on an audio where Speaker is like a changeling or skin walker would go crazyyyyy tbh
truffle
2025-04-16 14:59:08 +0000 UTCThis changed something in my frontal lobe
Liza
2025-04-16 14:57:06 +0000 UTCcrazy stuff
chlo 🩰
2025-04-16 14:46:42 +0000 UTCTHE PARADOX 🤌🏼🤌🏼🤌🏼
Dana
2025-04-16 14:36:13 +0000 UTCSir. That phone call was diabolical
SpaceWater
2025-04-16 14:11:45 +0000 UTCThis is so hot I'm crawling all over the room🥵🔥
Liz
2025-04-16 13:59:01 +0000 UTCThat was absolutely premeditated, evil slut territory! 😭
✨️ Lola ✨️
2025-04-16 13:57:31 +0000 UTCDANA PLEASE YOUR ESSAYS ARE ALWAYS SUCH MARVELS! 😭🤌 here I go: ✨️ Phone filter is always incredible! Takes me back to my first listen of Jealous FWB...I was/am forever changed 😩 ✨️ [No "Simon says"...do not pass Go, do not collect $200 😭] ✨️ August will always be the *evil* twin...or wait is he?? 👀 ✨️ Ohhh istg...I started to lean towards "it's Simon, it's soooooo Simon" the entire time! Re: it's always the quiet ones... 🤔 ✨️ The switch in tone with the praises ☠️💀 ✨️ This man brat "wouldn't you like to know" Ugh 😩 ✨️ 11:19 please yes please 🕯🕯🕯 ✨️ They deffffff did...knowing Simon...I mean August- I mean Simon- I mean [screams] 😵💫 ✨️ Check-ins are his trademark istg. The way he blends them seamlessly in each audio 🤌 ✨️ The "it's me, it's me, it's me" made me 404 error out [positive]🤕 This rearrange my brain, once more. How does he keep getting away with this?!? 😭😭
✨️ Lola ✨️
2025-04-16 13:51:18 +0000 UTCI just love when your speaker characters say 'thanks' after getting complimented by the listener character when they get undressed. Since I don't always visualize what I'm listening to (sometimes I focus more on the feeling) it's a welcomed prompt to think about the speaker character's banging bod! 😏
Sabina 🌹
2025-04-16 13:47:11 +0000 UTC“I’m a dude playing a dude disguised as another dude.” So, that was hot.
makenzi
2025-04-16 13:33:39 +0000 UTCVery delicious! The part where you change your voice into a lower, deeper sound is fascinating and enchanting; the emotions contain in your tone, in your expression, and in your every breath are off the chart. It is such a great work to start a new day! Thank you August!
Alexluckystrikes
2025-04-16 13:20:35 +0000 UTC“Wouldnt you like to know” weather boy 🤣
Jo
2025-04-16 13:19:49 +0000 UTCI've never been gaslit so deliciously 🙃🙃🙃 this might be my new favorite...
lazysusan
2025-04-16 13:15:38 +0000 UTCOooh this one is just devious. Dastardly, even. So August is the name of the "bad" one, hmm? 🤔
Eva Luna
2025-04-16 13:09:18 +0000 UTCAt various points during the audio, I thought for sure I knew which twin it was. But I decided to give up guessing half way through and just enjoyed it for what it was, a masterpiece. The writing, the acting, the SFX, everything, just divine. Kudos for always expanding what's possible in an erotic audio! 👏👏👏
PT
2025-04-16 12:59:51 +0000 UTCSounds like F could suck a watermelon through a straw. 😏 https://media.tenor.com/HwK_KdU25CQAAAAM/good-for-her-arrested-development.gif
Sabina 🌹
2025-04-16 12:50:25 +0000 UTCi am officially deceased byeeeeeeeee
ellieille
2025-04-16 12:45:47 +0000 UTCHi I’m back. Oh. My. God. This audio😵💫 I swear to god I just got over the catnip guy yesterday and you released this bomb today????? Idk. I might need a break cuz I only have so many braincells to be fried😵💫 The kisses😵💫 The subtle changes in boob kisses and thigh kisses🥵 When he’s switching to a more dominant tone like“hmm?”, me: dead😇 The spanking sound… WTF??? How can it get so loud and crisp??? Two things I wanna mention: a). Are you okay, August? You didn’t hurt yourself too much by making those sounds, did you? And b). If it’s not too much trouble, please keep doing this hehehehe😈 The “it’s me” talk😵💫 I can’t😵💫 His “good girl, good girl, good girl”🫠 We’re all gonna vote for the part 2 mm4f next month, right?????
秦词
2025-04-16 12:36:21 +0000 UTCyou get it you get it
guilty_ofloey
2025-04-16 12:16:38 +0000 UTC„I guess you have to try both of us to find out“ – at the same time, right? 🥰
Buttercup
2025-04-16 12:01:55 +0000 UTCI’m so in awe of the way August writes dialogue, where every character seems to show up in their scene fully formed with individual voices (even the listener characters, who have no out-loud lines!!), and especially the masterful way exposition is delivered—so naturally and economically. It honestly reminds me of the writing on Severance, which is similarly elegant and not hand-holdy of its audience in terms of overexplaining anything; it assumes the audience is smart enough to pick these things up; or they’ll get it on rewatch; or it’s left intentionally vague for funsies. Truly such a talent
Andrea
2025-04-16 11:48:23 +0000 UTCThis audio makes my head spin in the best way… I feel like any of your audios that involve the character roleplaying or like playing another character are divine because you get the contrast of themselves and who they’re performing as especially since they’re usually on either side of the sub/dom dynamic or a shy/confident personality type and having that within one character is always exciting to follow through the audio (a la D&D audio ❤️). The dirty talk and the breathiness of this audio is something I just totally devoured especially paired with these SFX because there was so much nuance with this one in particular! Like the audible removal of listener’s underwear while speaker’s asking her to lift her hips. 🥵 Always love the little details as they compliment the bigger details so nicely and I won’t even attempt to guess who it really was and instead accept Schrödinger’s Twin™️ only. 😂
M 🫧
2025-04-16 11:27:27 +0000 UTCWhat are the odds that this incredible actor (with a lovely voice and super pretty moans, respectfully) would also be an insane scriptwriter? Words can't even begin to describe how grateful I am that your path led to this medium. I went in blind and have never been more captivated by a script. It's so fun, exciting and mentally stimulating. The way my neurons were violently firing the entire time trying to figure out which twin it could be. I keep coming back because I'm so enthralled by this audio. Giggling and kicking my feet because the plot is plotting! Of course, this was also hot as fucking balls. The filth always matches the plot in these parts of town. I'm such a sucker for a lethal switch with some yummy degradation. Also, that ending is just diabolical. A punishable offense, if you ask me! Ugh, I can't. You're just too much, August.
Sabina 🌹
2025-04-16 11:16:40 +0000 UTCMy initial headcannon was it was August cause he would see TA around campus and notice how slightly disappointed she got when he wasn’t Simon, and that made him a twinge jealous, he not used to not getting what he wants or he’s used to Simon being the favorite twin, because he’s so good, so he pretends to be Simon. But also enjoys that he’s fulfilling this fantasy she’s got in a twisted way, at the same time feeling like he’s winning. But then I thought what if it’s Simon who thought he’d only be able to make a move if he had his brother’s confidence, so he pretends to be August at first to muster up the courage to make a move. But throughout their encounter he can’t keep up appearances. Also it just lights him up that TA doesn’t think he has it in him to talk to her like this or be like this to her. My third idea was that August figured out there was something going on between Simon and his TA, he teases his brother a bit about and then convinces him to play pretend if that’s what gets him the confidence he needs to make a move. Maybe she is talking to Simon on the phone first and then they switch off, but Simon shows up at her house. All of those sounded hot, so I alternated in my head.
Gabbagool
2025-04-16 11:05:37 +0000 UTCLmao you're so real for saying this.
Page Chase
2025-04-16 11:03:31 +0000 UTCIt’s been ten hours and I haven’t even finished reading the description because I’m still thinking about how a character’s name is August and I don’t know what to think. What does it mean? What does it mean. What
Thelnie
2025-04-16 11:01:03 +0000 UTC14:12 "I get so dizzy when you kiss me" needs to be a song lyrics if it isn't already. Also, I have been involved with a guy who was a twin not just once, but twice (not from the same pair). I could always tell the difference between them though. Unfortunately, neither time resulted in sexy taboo threesome.
Page Chase
2025-04-16 10:58:58 +0000 UTCRight, part two where they both are just playing mind games 😩👌🏾
Gabbagool
2025-04-16 10:57:23 +0000 UTCWhoa! Loved this. 😍 The risk paid off.
White_rhabbit
2025-04-16 10:55:17 +0000 UTCfacts🙌
mikmak
2025-04-16 10:34:55 +0000 UTCThe kissing effects in this HAS to be your best work YET! Also I’ve decided that it’s definitely been Simon the whole time and he’s a lil sexy psycho 🤣
GinGin
2025-04-16 09:32:38 +0000 UTCI DON'T KNOW WHICH IS WHICH I CAN'T STOP LISTENING GUYS I THINK HE BROKE ME 😭😭😭
rose
2025-04-16 09:00:36 +0000 UTCThe moment I heard the phone call, I'm a goner. Gdamn this feels like having sex with the blindfolds on. So hot 🔥
Thalasso 🌊
2025-04-16 08:55:40 +0000 UTC“There is NO threesome discussion or suggestion.” YET??? 👀
indigosunshower
2025-04-16 08:31:30 +0000 UTCliterally almost passed out his voice was so whiny😵💫
B
2025-04-16 08:16:41 +0000 UTCNEED A PART 2 THREESOME and the spanking??? omg im literally fanning myself rn
B
2025-04-16 08:09:49 +0000 UTCwhen august says mated 🤭🤭😩😩
mikmak
2025-04-16 08:05:55 +0000 UTCI love this.
Ethel M.
2025-04-16 08:05:28 +0000 UTCI’ve said this before but you are the best flirt in the game holy shit
pinkJoy_0
2025-04-16 08:00:59 +0000 UTCIt honestly is one of my faves right now. It’s a fun one! 👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼
Dana
2025-04-16 07:54:55 +0000 UTCthe kissing parts get me every time 😭
mikmak
2025-04-16 07:40:05 +0000 UTC(before you judge, just know i try to share the first song that comes to mind, like song association) new freezer - rich the kid ft. kendrick lamar
Berry
2025-04-16 07:36:55 +0000 UTCAbsolutely loved the addition of you saying ‘I’m cumming, I’m cumming’. Would love more of that going forward! 🥵
M
2025-04-16 07:32:37 +0000 UTCI’m not gonna lie I’m using 110% of my brain power trying to figure out which twin I’m talking to and I keep being CERTAIN it’s August buuuuuuuut it could also be Simon. I haven’t gotten to the sexy hot fun times yet but as of right now I GOTTA KNOW- he just said I picked up the phone at 12:30? Uhhhh guys I’m scared it’s 12:22 almost dead on.
Craw Daddy
2025-04-16 07:22:59 +0000 UTCIts also giving Hikaru/Kaoru from Ouran haha
X
2025-04-16 07:17:55 +0000 UTCWe are LIVE! Here we are with yet another installment of Dana’s Unhinged Essays! This time I did not go blind and ngl I still didn’t know what to expect, I love it! Reading “Guessing game with the twins” made me think of boobs for obvious reasons, I am still unsure, but we’ll jump right into it! Also [CFNM] tag is definitely one of the faves I can see 👏🏼👏🏼 Ah, phone call SFX will always throw me back to all the previous phone call audios, and they are all just so delicious 😭🤌🏼🤌🏼🤌🏼 If AITW doesn’t use ‘Simon Says’ at one point I’m gonna lose it 😂👏🏼👏🏼 Time to Time-Stamp! 🕰️ [01:50] The way he’s Fucking with her, is he August? Is he Simon? UGHHHHH! [02:28] I love how you chose ‘August’ to be the “evil twin” 🤌🏼 [03:25] Schrödinger’s twin LMAO😭😭😂😂 it definitely is Simon’s plan, that sweet boy. [05:10] Not the voice switch LMAO I legit laughed out loud I love this 😂😂👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼 UGH the soft spoken one is always a weakness of mine, definitely breaks easy 😭🤌🏼🤌🏼🤌🏼🤌🏼 I’m telling y’all Simon isn’t as innocent as he claims to be. It’s always the quiet ones, I’m sure he’s the mastermind behind all of this. [07:45] this little sentence is so charged I love it 🙌🏼🙌🏼🙌🏼🙌🏼🙌🏼🙌🏼 Are we gonna play guess the twins?! Too many variables tho😭😭 [10:22] “Wouldn’t you like to know?” I will never forget this line 😂😂👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼 a call-back to the stream for sure 🤌🏼🤌🏼 [11:19] hands on the wall made me think of a whooooooooole other image, jfc. While everyone is calling for p*gging speaker, I wanna be calling for—- how do I put it eloquently—- Analingus? Cuz that would be something 🙌🏼 Every time speaker mentions seeing listener in class, it really makes me wonder if the twins even switched places in class as well! Evil, diabolical, PREMEDITATED SLUT(S) both ‘Simon’ and ‘August’!!! [24:16] “well, do you believe me?” Was said with such tone that I imagined him holding her chin making her look back and I am like SIR SIT DOWN THIS IS SO HOT 👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼 The checking in for a no-condom use? Always so nice in such filthy audios 😭😭😭🙌🏼🙌🏼🙌🏼 [25:41] EVIL EVIL EVIL EVIL EVIL EVIL!!!!!! [26:00] “I guess I have to convince you then. It’s me, it’s me, it’s me, it’s me”… August, Roll a persuasion check for me, will ya? 😭😭😭 this was so cute but I’d give it a 12😭 [27:30] I love how we will never know which name she said! SO GOOD 👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼 You might think ‘August’ would be a filthy speaker but we all know that the geeky nerdy quiet ones are usually freaks in the sheets so it really is a wild card with this one and it could be ‘Simon’ good god 😭😭😭😭 That ending?! D I A B O L I C A L! Okay! We’re good! 👏🏼 I genuinely enjoyed this audio! It was such a fun listen! Like a little filthy whodunit 😂🫶🏼 TL;DR! MR. IN THE WINTER WHAT ARE YOU?! I haven’t been this excited to write an essay in so long. Plausible deniability is such an insane (positive) concept and this was done so incredibly well! Like we would never even know how either one of the twins would act so we can really never tell who’s actually the ‘evil’ twin and who’s the ‘sweet boy’ and WHO is speaker! Completely thrown off the tracks here! There are a lot of unknowns! But honestly this is one hell of a speaker!! Bravo! This was such an enjoyable audio!! Easy listen, made me SQUEEZE MY BRAIN 👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼 GO HYDRATE, YOU EVIL GENIUS! 🥛🥛🥛🥛
Dana
2025-04-16 06:48:27 +0000 UTCHappy early Birthday! I hope you get to enjoy it and the weekend ahead! 🎉
🌸🌷Lauren🌷 🌸
2025-04-16 06:40:48 +0000 UTCNot me going directly to this timestamp for science
AlitaNYM
2025-04-16 06:35:25 +0000 UTCAaaahhhhh this has just the right amount of ambiguity to be soooo steamy holy shit!!! Idek if i wanna know…theres so many layers of “i think i know…but do i really?? Do i know for sure who he is??” So many delicious lines in this too!! True acting W~ thank you for pushing the envelope. The replayability of this is off the charts truly
Jada M
2025-04-16 06:34:27 +0000 UTCafter months of tribulation (losing polls), the TA audio prevailed… a monumental win for university students, faculty, and generally freaky academics everywhere. i will be listening to this while i do homework tomorrow
aliyah
2025-04-16 06:31:10 +0000 UTC🌹🌹 I'm locked in for that mmf DP twins sequel 👀
AlitaNYM
2025-04-16 06:30:04 +0000 UTCdamn, the mental gymnastics 🤸♀️ the very end kinda made me think that it was August after all, but i'm not 100% sure. can i just say, brilliant writing on this one 👏👏👏 the double meanings throughout this whole thing that made me swing one way or the other, keeping me guessing. like the "you're a really bad TA" line. it could be "you're a really bad TA for hooking up with a student" or "you're a really bad TA, because you don't know your student very well, so you can't even tell who you're with right now". i don't know if that was intended, but i'm giving you credit anyway. made me think twice. bravo 👏👏👏
wondering valerie
2025-04-16 06:28:35 +0000 UTCThis is my early birthday present for Friday yes lordddd🧎🏾♀️
Gen
2025-04-16 06:25:54 +0000 UTCWiggie "Wtf is going on here on this day" sent me And we are Siamese if you please I CAN'T WITH YOU 💓
AlitaNYM
2025-04-16 06:25:00 +0000 UTCHe's SICK for that!
Sabina 🌹
2025-04-16 06:21:07 +0000 UTCIn the middle of my usual essay writing but this needs to make it into its own comment! [11:19] hands on the wall made me think of a whooooooooole other image, jfc. While everyone is calling for p*gging speaker, I wanna be calling for—- how do I put it eloquently—- Analingus? Cuz that would be something 🙌🏼
Dana
2025-04-16 06:18:17 +0000 UTCYour mind is the 8th wonder of the world. How you manage to come up with this shit is beyond me.
Sabina 🌹
2025-04-16 06:15:38 +0000 UTCyou are soooo evil for ending it like that
sophie
2025-04-16 06:12:48 +0000 UTCI’ve been going through some sht. This is nice. ❤️
Pie 🥧
2025-04-16 06:10:16 +0000 UTCSAME somebody's gonna get sick of me going "EEEEEEEEE"
Blue
2025-04-16 05:59:44 +0000 UTCtried to think of a clever or insightful comment but this one turned my brain into soup so all i can say i’ll see myself to the aftercare audio as prescribed
cheyenne ☕️
2025-04-16 05:59:29 +0000 UTCHi excuse me wtf I like this a lot 🫣
Blue
2025-04-16 05:56:50 +0000 UTCnext semester i don't think i can still work as a ta🫶😭
mia
2025-04-16 05:55:06 +0000 UTCBut the more I listen the more I lean toward it being Simon the whole time. The motives, the "i can imitate" line. ARGH GENUIS WRITING. the only thing i can be 98.999% sure of is that there's no way we talk to both in this audio.
.apllesauce
2025-04-16 05:38:11 +0000 UTChey does anyone know how I can stop making the involuntary noises?? 🥴🥴
✨mary✨
2025-04-16 05:34:35 +0000 UTCCrazed rambling alert: After carefully listening a few times over i have a theory.... I may be reaching but I suspect we had only been talking to August this whole time... "Oh uh- he's sitting right next to me." Yeah right. "I know him well, I could imitate him." wow no way "Simon" Not to mention "Simon" still insisting he could be any twin we wanted despite us establishing we liked him. Hmm He also sounds a bit hurt when he realizes we want him to act like Simon, but I'm reachinggg. He tries to in the beginning but he seems to slowly drop the act at 20:00 and then explains it away by making us doubt he's even pretending to be Simon. Also saying "interesting guess" when we're talking to the one who insists he's simon... we said August, but the deal was if we're wrong the other one comes so "Simon" should have came right? But there's a problem. Because of the nature of the bet it doesn't matter who's name you say. Whoevers on the phone is the one who's coming. (There's an argument here that then the only possible outcome is Simon coming but come on guys he sounded so hurt at 12:00, walk with me) Now lets imagine that it was only August talking, then regardless of our answer he would have came. Tldr. I think we're only talking to August the whole time. Also I love when the characters r named it's awesome and builds emersion
.apllesauce
2025-04-16 05:28:38 +0000 UTCI smiled like Jim Halpert at the imaginary camera in my room when I read the title and tags
B
2025-04-16 05:20:23 +0000 UTCAlso new Augustverse character name just dropped SIMON????
Jillian
2025-04-16 05:19:35 +0000 UTCDana, first of all, your pfp?!?!?!? Holy Goddess 🤌🤌 Second, I read the taegs and was still knocked tf out with this one 😭
✨️ Lola ✨️
2025-04-16 05:17:22 +0000 UTCThis was so fucked up I loved it
Jillian
2025-04-16 05:14:28 +0000 UTCreal Lindsay Lohan Haley mills ass audio
Shiloh
2025-04-16 05:02:00 +0000 UTCkeep waitin toots
Shiloh
2025-04-16 04:58:24 +0000 UTChey, I was thinking the same. I said splashy. good shit
Shiloh
2025-04-16 04:57:54 +0000 UTCHow am I supposed to walk out my home and go do my ta shit ever again question mark
✨Vi✨
2025-04-16 04:54:57 +0000 UTCOkay yall just got back from seeing my ex to THIS? THIS? Come on. Have pity. Having my heart played with to this…I mean am I gonna complain? Not a fucking chance.
Craw Daddy
2025-04-16 04:54:50 +0000 UTCi NEED a mmf with the twins 🧎♀️🧎♀️
kath
2025-04-16 04:53:06 +0000 UTCIf you are gonna live in my walls you better share my rent DUDE WTF WHY IS THIS SO GOOD AND SO TERRIBLY CLOSE TO HOME😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
✨Vi✨
2025-04-16 04:50:54 +0000 UTCThis scene in Labyrinth always perplexed me. Did she get it right? I mean, she goes to the creepy-cool face-hand-puppet-pit but it doesn’t kill her so? Idk I'm bad at riddles and I have a crush on Jennifer Connelly to this day ...so nothing ever changes. Me? I’m just a worm. Come inside, meet the missus.
Shiloh
2025-04-16 04:46:45 +0000 UTCIDENTITY THEFT IS NOT A JOKE, SIMON (Also, we need a definitive power ranking of every “So.” in the Augustverse)
Andrea
2025-04-16 04:33:09 +0000 UTCbest audio ever
court 🕸️
2025-04-16 04:24:22 +0000 UTCWe eat good tonight! Love the plot and setting! Not too intense, but def got a bit of everything. It's just so YOU! Brilliant brilliant idea😍🥰❤️🔥 Thanks!
rosiex77
2025-04-16 04:23:52 +0000 UTCCan someone go to knock on his door (and possibly holding a knife) to “tell” him to NOT END AN AUDIO LIKE THIS ANYMORE?
秦词
2025-04-16 04:21:53 +0000 UTCHEY EVERYONE!
em
2025-04-16 04:12:38 +0000 UTCgod i’ve been waiting for this
em
2025-04-16 04:12:30 +0000 UTCi need a poll so we can see how many people imagined it was simon vs. august! i feel like it’s simon hahah
thiswasabadidea
2025-04-16 04:04:12 +0000 UTCOh this is absolutely august and not Simon
Deedee
2025-04-16 03:53:58 +0000 UTComfndhdsisn ur pfp is superb adaora (also im crashing out alongside you)
sarah 💫
2025-04-16 03:49:57 +0000 UTCSo deeply deeply unnerved by this, where is the rest of it?! I'm picking up my laptop and shaking it upside down looking for the rest of the BJ 😭
Gabriella 🥭
2025-04-16 03:46:11 +0000 UTCever since neighbour hears your hookup that hasn't been dialogue that burns as hard as the laundry room dialogue ... until "do you believe me? if you do then you're a really bad TA" thank you very much for that
Cath
2025-04-16 03:44:56 +0000 UTCthe moaning in this (what if i crashed out )
Adaora
2025-04-16 03:44:31 +0000 UTCI felt like I was falling down a flight of stairs, like what in the goddamn fucking hell............
Gabriella 🥭
2025-04-16 03:42:24 +0000 UTCThe spanks in this one are extra crisp omg
savannah
2025-04-16 03:33:47 +0000 UTCOmg HELL YEAH that’s amazing, congrats!!!! 🍾
sarah 💫
2025-04-16 03:31:26 +0000 UTCListened to the superhero one right before this, so all I’m picturing is the Spiderman pointing meme 🤓
Sierrana89
2025-04-16 03:27:19 +0000 UTCReally looking forward to the day you finally make an audio that's a normal and reasonable amount of hot rather than so upsettingly, unnaturally hot that I just fully stood on an empty sidewalk, mouth agape, nails clawing at my face, for five minutes (I was too curious and couldn't wait till I got home 😓). I gasped aloud on a bus. RIP my dignity...
Gabriella 🥭
2025-04-16 03:24:43 +0000 UTCalso i’d like to say how much i appreciate you including and highlighting clit stimulation. tmi(?) like many others, sole penetration doesn’t get quite get it all the way there 😅 it tends to get neglected in erotic content. it’s nice to feel seen 🫶🏽
raivvin
2025-04-16 03:22:03 +0000 UTCwe are ready when you are for the story time
Cait
2025-04-16 03:21:47 +0000 UTCWell! That was awesome! What a superb concept! Is it just me though who thought, why doesnt she just ask him something about the coursework?! 🤔😁😜 I'll get me coat... x
Error404
2025-04-16 03:20:47 +0000 UTCFound out that I passed the Bar yesterday and we got a new audio today…can I get some Ws in the chat
Scottie
2025-04-16 03:18:37 +0000 UTCanother case of trying to do something simultaneously while listening to august and i just end up staring into nothing like 😦
raivvin
2025-04-16 03:17:18 +0000 UTChaving been in this almost exact situation with twins i am hyperventilating convulsing gagging at the tags. it’s like he reads our minds.
apple pye
2025-04-16 03:17:10 +0000 UTCTWINSSSSSSS?????
risa
2025-04-16 03:09:59 +0000 UTCOMG YES
Kitty
2025-04-16 03:06:54 +0000 UTCthe concept of the twins doing the parent trap handshake after planning this together
little j
2025-04-16 03:06:31 +0000 UTCbig day for all the Mickey 17 (and 18) enthusiasts out there
Kaili
2025-04-16 03:02:24 +0000 UTCEnding an audio mid BJ is fuckin dastardly work, cannot believe u would do this to fellatio freak nation you absolute monster 😓 on that note I’m gonna need 5-10 business days to process “lollipopping” holy fuck 🍭
sarah 💫
2025-04-16 03:01:18 +0000 UTCCan these twins come back for a MMF plssssssss I'm begging 😫🙏
ﮩ٨ـﮩﮩ٨ـ𓆩♡𓆪ﮩ٨ـﮩﮩ٨ـ
2025-04-16 02:58:15 +0000 UTCWait, wait, wait, what’s happening? I’m at work but THE DESCRIPTION WUUUUUUT
秦词
2025-04-16 02:56:28 +0000 UTCwait a damn minute
Mimi (she they)
2025-04-16 02:49:31 +0000 UTCLOVE IT. UR MIND. AMAZING
kira ✨
2025-04-16 02:49:16 +0000 UTCJaw on the floor reading the description LMAO. I fear August ate up (no pun intended) again 🫣🤭!! Somehow the kissing in this audio sounds more juicy? AHAHAHA but as always, great job August 🥳🫶
rin🐰🤍
2025-04-16 02:49:05 +0000 UTCCAN YOU TELL WHICH ONE OF US IS HIKARU 🤸🤸♀️🤸♂️
kira ✨
2025-04-16 02:48:54 +0000 UTCthe biggest suspension of disbelief is that a TA has the ability to afford a place on their own 😭
Mimi (she they)
2025-04-16 02:48:50 +0000 UTCOLEASE LOL
kira ✨
2025-04-16 02:48:00 +0000 UTCgemini szn came early this year!!
Mimi (she they)
2025-04-16 02:45:16 +0000 UTCPlease do an MMF of this, I’ll do anything.
Rachael
2025-04-16 02:43:55 +0000 UTC“I can be whichever one you want but you won’t know for sure” #NEEDTHAT 👀👀
Rae e
2025-04-16 02:35:30 +0000 UTCthe fucking SWITCH mid-eating it from the back with him on the floor???💥😵🥊 ⁉️ “gimme your wrist…. pull you back onto my tongue, onto my fingers” ⁉️ this shit is registering at Just Grinding levels of catastrophic seismic activity on the Switchter Scale 🫨📈
rachel 🍓
2025-04-16 02:33:30 +0000 UTCSo I read the title and tags this time and I still don’t know what to expect! This is still exciting! I need to fully wake up for this 😭😭🤌🏼🤌🏼🤌🏼🤌🏼
Dana
2025-04-16 02:31:40 +0000 UTCwhat the fuck is going on here on this day? sounding very “we are siamese if you please” and i’m locked tf in😵💫
wiggie
2025-04-16 02:27:08 +0000 UTCThe plot and setting are so interesting!
roking hae
2025-04-16 02:17:39 +0000 UTCTWINSSSS HELLO IM SAT
B
2025-04-16 02:14:33 +0000 UTCanother bang, another banger
X
2025-04-16 02:10:58 +0000 UTC“I️ am Drew, I️ am Danny, and we are not the same person….”
Rachael
2025-04-16 02:09:00 +0000 UTCThe spanks in this audio are unreal. Damn.
Chris Cox
2025-04-16 02:05:20 +0000 UTC3am here but, OMG, this sounds like so much fun! Im going in... 🤞😁
Error404
2025-04-16 02:04:45 +0000 UTCi imagined speaker mischievously looking into a camera at the end and winking then the screen fades to black like a movie LMAO
key
2025-04-16 02:02:32 +0000 UTCim team i think they’re actually triplets and its just the third brother🤣 but more realistically im team its august cause he sneaky ofc but also its probably simon cause august would encourage him to do something like that ACTUALLY IDK AND MY BRAIN HURTS THINKING BOUT IT
key
2025-04-16 02:00:41 +0000 UTCa cruel joke to post this 35 minutes before my last class of the day is done but an even crueler joke that it takes me 35 minutes to get back to my car from my campus
Mimi (she they)
2025-04-16 02:00:37 +0000 UTC“plausible deniability” tag? Oh sweet lord 🤦🏼♀️🤣
GinGin
2025-04-16 01:58:11 +0000 UTCUgh loved that show, every time Tatiana did press for it, I was like where are the other girls?! That’s how good she is
Diane 🌙
2025-04-16 01:57:40 +0000 UTCI wanna hear headcannons folks!!! 🫴🏼🫴🏼🫴🏼 Team August or Team Simon?
katsu
2025-04-16 01:54:28 +0000 UTCsimon . . . as in the chipmunk? 🐿️ in most audios where the line is, "say my name," i honestly don't think "august" y'know. it's always a random roulette of names based on the context ("jordan" was one of them lol).
Lana
2025-04-16 01:52:01 +0000 UTCmissed the [Phone Call] tag and was pleasantly surprised when the audio started. may just be my love for the boy next door audio but something about you and that phone effect…. 😵💫
nugs
2025-04-16 01:51:24 +0000 UTCUghh saaame
GinGin
2025-04-16 01:49:26 +0000 UTC☆*:.｡. o(≧▽≦)o .｡.:*☆
Dil020
2025-04-16 01:49:20 +0000 UTCQuality simpsons reference 🤣🤣🤣“fish heads, fish heads”
GinGin
2025-04-16 01:48:48 +0000 UTCBby the kissing sounds…DAT BOY HUNGRY
Adaora
2025-04-16 01:46:58 +0000 UTCyall mind if i scream
mar
2025-04-16 01:44:47 +0000 UTCI am deceasing. I am deceased. I have deceassened. I have been deceasinated.
Ira's Glasses
2025-04-16 01:41:17 +0000 UTCtell me we're getting a pt 2 with both or i explode lmao
六 liù
2025-04-16 01:40:47 +0000 UTCoh this one is gonna be a ROLLERCOASTER
gojoflakes
2025-04-16 01:37:05 +0000 UTC"twins: so it's never made clear in the audio exactly what's going on," is making me laugh so hard
ky ❣️💌✨
2025-04-16 01:33:40 +0000 UTCSneaky bastard….“If you’re right, that’s the one that comes over…if you’re wrong then it’ll be the other one” doesn’t this mean that whoever L guesses, the person on the phone would come over?
g q
2025-04-16 01:32:31 +0000 UTCi'm never going to unsee the hitachiin twins thanks to this comment 😭 you have permanently altered my brain chemistry with this one
alisha 🌱
2025-04-16 01:32:21 +0000 UTCwhaoahwoawhoawhoawhaowhpawhoa. WHOA. ‼️ the "i don't know what this is"-ness of the description is so funny. you're like twins? WHO SAID THAT ?! anyway . ur insane and i will listen to this later bc i know this will require my full attention even more than usual 😭
ky ❣️💌✨
2025-04-16 01:32:10 +0000 UTChaven’t even listened yet but the way you continue to gob smack, shock, gag and bewilder me everytime with these scenarios is just absurd
kenna
2025-04-16 01:30:26 +0000 UTCMeanwhile I made this as the alternative thumbnail 🤠 https://imgur.com/a/OfFBdpG
sarah 💫
2025-04-16 01:30:02 +0000 UTCthe ouran high school host club of it all…. 😭
erin 🤸♂️
2025-04-16 01:29:47 +0000 UTC😳😳😳😳 🫠🫠🫠🫠 ☠️☠️☠️☠️
Foxyroxyboxy
2025-04-16 01:23:56 +0000 UTCOk this premise though…playing a character who’s pretending to be another character who‘s pretending to be the other char-…ok mind games 👀 How very Orphan Black of you
roxy 🥀
2025-04-16 01:23:28 +0000 UTC🫠🚑
Squeakbox
2025-04-16 01:22:25 +0000 UTC10s across the board for all of this entire audio - BUT THE END WAS SO FUN!?
Cait
2025-04-16 01:22:07 +0000 UTCuhh it's very schrödinger's twin and he talks about maybe being the other twin but nothing is ever confirmed. hope that helps you decide if this one's for you!! 💖
alisha 🌱
2025-04-16 01:21:23 +0000 UTCik this dinner bout to HITTT
mari!
2025-04-16 01:21:10 +0000 UTC4mins in…. this is fun hehe
key
2025-04-16 01:20:50 +0000 UTCI need someone to talk to about that ending because that was diabolical 🥲
nasa 🧸
2025-04-16 01:20:36 +0000 UTCI feel like I've been taken out back and shot, except the bullet is a chocolate covered strawberry. I need a minute.
Pomme🍎
2025-04-16 01:20:07 +0000 UTCguys im a twin. is this gonna be off putting to me or nah? help a girlie out
Anna 🦕🐣
2025-04-16 01:17:39 +0000 UTC*deep breath* *scream*
PlainJaneJezebel
2025-04-16 01:17:30 +0000 UTCEvery time “evil twin” is said, I’m thinking about Dr. Hibbert…”You know, isn't it interesting how the left, or sinister, twin is invariably the evil one? I had this theor... Wait a minute, Hugo's scar is on the wrong side! He couldn't have been the evil left twin!”
Diane 🌙
2025-04-16 01:15:56 +0000 UTCWHOAH Two of a kind, but double the trouble? 👀👬😵💫 Small side note but dude the cover photo 🤌🏼I always love the playful visual nods.
DivineFeminine🐝
2025-04-16 01:15:38 +0000 UTCNever in a MAHILLION years would I guess it would be a [twin] audio??? Where even are we?? (Paradise 🏝️) Also great question about crossing off “academic”, I have a similar question about crossing “phone sex” off my personal bingo card bc of the [phone call] tag🧍🏻♀️👀 edit: there is indeed no phone sex so it’s remaining uncrossed on my card!
sarah 💫
2025-04-16 01:14:35 +0000 UTCpushing back my dinner plans tonight by 35 mins, 48 seconds for inexplicable reasons
little j
2025-04-16 01:14:24 +0000 UTCthe real reason for the delay is so that your twosday pun could be made 🫡
alisha 🌱
2025-04-16 01:10:54 +0000 UTCayeee lemme lock in
key
2025-04-16 01:10:50 +0000 UTCbruhhhhh. as a “your ex fwb leaves you a jealous voicemail” enthusiast i started drooling like a dog the moment i heard the phone fx
mina
2025-04-16 01:09:30 +0000 UTCthese tags 😭 i'm in for kt now
六 liù
2025-04-16 01:08:16 +0000 UTCHappy TWOSDAY to me!!! 👯😍 I have never in my life been into the twin thing but OF COURSE you have to go and spin the concept into something super original and interesting and unique oh my god, I am so fucking terrified (positive) Also I’m calling it rn there’s gotta be a “Simon says” joke in here at some point 🥸
sarah 💫
2025-04-16 01:07:50 +0000 UTComg rest up well!! 💖
alisha 🌱
2025-04-16 01:05:41 +0000 UTCi had an endoscopy done this afternoon and am still feeling a bit loopy from the anesthesia so this should make for an interesting listening experience 🤠
Xóchitl
2025-04-16 01:03:51 +0000 UTCDID I READ THAT CORRECTLY? oh my god im gonna have an aneurysm
dangie 💌
2025-04-16 01:02:43 +0000 UTCabout to cancel all my evening plans to play this on loop so that i can envision every combination of which twin is on the phone or comes over 🥰
alisha 🌱
2025-04-16 01:02:12 +0000 UTCTWINS???? 😭 the brain in you, August... T A S T E 🤌 [totally not in a zombie way] 👀
✨️ Lola ✨️
2025-04-16 00:58:45 +0000 UTCI once told my husband that if I had a choice of superhero for him to be, Dr Manhattan would be my choice, because I think I have a doubles or maybe even multiples kink.
Ethel M.
2025-04-16 00:58:44 +0000 UTCI swear I’ve read a Sweet Valley High plot v similar to this before (minus the sex) - lol Simon would be the Elizabeth and August would be the Jessica👯? My youth flashing right before my eyes 👀 💁🏻♀️
Agatha Li
2025-04-16 00:58:00 +0000 UTCthe way i was telling my friend just yesterday that i needed a twin audio!!!! ig im really living up to my name lmaoo 😭 thank you august 🤭♥️
manifest
2025-04-16 00:56:22 +0000 UTCNo literally just *reading* it in the description is like…..why is that so..??? 😵💫
sarah 💫
2025-04-16 00:55:32 +0000 UTCThis is always how I know I’m in danger 😂
Andrea
2025-04-16 00:55:21 +0000 UTCme reading the description: ???!!!! me listening: LET HIM COOK!!!!!!
Cait
2025-04-16 00:54:10 +0000 UTCWhy is it always a straight shot to the cranium when August calls himself by name in audios…?
Moira
2025-04-16 00:52:41 +0000 UTC‘Guess you’ll have to try both of us to find out’ 🫡
Kate
2025-04-16 00:52:03 +0000 UTChappy birthday, Diana! 🥳
rachel 🍓
2025-04-16 00:51:18 +0000 UTCHe’s in the fUCKING W A L L S
DeJENerate
2025-04-16 00:50:54 +0000 UTC“I don’t even know what this is” lmaooo ok love the transparency 🤣
Cristal ✨
2025-04-16 00:50:32 +0000 UTCmy first birthday release omg!!
Diana
2025-04-16 00:49:33 +0000 UTCYOU AND ME BOTH
nasa 🧸
2025-04-16 00:49:15 +0000 UTCAlso I am practically grading papers right now😭dude you are giving me a heart attack
✨Vi✨
2025-04-16 00:48:59 +0000 UTC[TA x Student] - soooo does this mean we can cross “academic” off the bingo card? 😈❌ I had so many guesses of what this could be from the teaser in the poll post but never could’ve conjured this scenario! Super excited to hear something totally new with the two named M characters + [identity play] tag!
rachel 🍓
2025-04-16 00:48:53 +0000 UTCThis is such a funny, neat, and creative premise for an audio August. You really have a knack for constantly keeping us guessing as to what the plot of your next audio could possibly be. 😌
gem ✨
2025-04-16 00:47:57 +0000 UTCAs a philosopher once said "you get the best of both worlds"
riri
2025-04-16 00:47:27 +0000 UTCI’m about to abuse my Work From Home privileges
Andrea
2025-04-16 00:45:09 +0000 UTChow do you manage to always come up with the most creative situations for audios? i’m always impressed fr 🤯
E
2025-04-16 00:45:06 +0000 UTCWHAT DO YOU MEAN BY [TWINS] WDYM WDYM
✨Vi✨
2025-04-16 00:44:25 +0000 UTC*A NEW CHALLENGER APPEARS*
DeJENerate
2025-04-16 00:44:17 +0000 UTCMickey 17 REALNESS
loml
2025-04-16 00:43:26 +0000 UTC[identity play] oh my GOD?? with the amount of guesses on the poll post, i assumed someone must've guessed correctly, but this tag alone has me thinking that you surprised us all
alisha 🌱
2025-04-16 00:43:14 +0000 UTCOh my goodness, student x TA is back??
Moira
2025-04-16 00:43:03 +0000 UTCoh yessss 🌙
claire marie
2025-04-16 00:42:53 +0000 UTCHere at the speed of light 🫡
g q
2025-04-16 00:42:47 +0000 UTCYayy!
gia
2025-04-16 00:41:44 +0000 UTCOH IM SO COOKED
DeJENerate
2025-04-16 00:40:55 +0000 UTCYay!!!! I am so excited for this audio 😊😊😊
Little•Miss•Good•Girl
2025-04-16 00:40:32 +0000 UTC
