augustinthewinter / [EARLY ACCESS] [M4F] Getting Revenge On Your Ex with His Worst Enemy [Rough Mdom] [Valentine's Day] [Multiple Scenes] [Arguing] [Pettiness] [Handjob] [Size] [Blowjob] [Face-Fucking] [Making Out] [On the Stairs] [Stripping] [Titplay] [Fingering] [Tit Slaps] [Finger Sucking] [Pussy Eating] [Cucking] [Cheating Talk] [First Time Anal] [Ass Eating] [Crawling] [Praise] [Degradation] [Spanking] [Mirror Sex] [Doggy] [Exhibitionism] [Pounding] [Coming In Ass]

A cliffhanger, respectfully, August, needs a sequel. "3 or 4 times by the morning" "I'll go get a condom" You had me at 3 or 4, August

Zarinthia

2025-05-18 08:57:39 +0000 UTC

i am coming back to this just to hear the following part: 36:16 : „look you’re taking it all. Holy Fuck. Hhn Ohhh what the fuck. c-ckhungry little an-l sl-t“ especially the „ohh what the f-ck“ part of that sequence. The way the speaker says „fuck“ with his shaky, breathy voice, is the prettiest thing, and i skipped back to that exact ad lip very very often. it sounds beautiful.

AliveBody

2025-04-20 20:33:03 +0000 UTC

August's spanks are so sharp. Honestly the best I've heard.

Amy 🌙

2025-04-12 10:04:46 +0000 UTC

Flood zone!

KWoww

2025-03-21 23:51:17 +0000 UTC

I think Nerdy Oral Toy does a bit of crawling, if I remember correctly 👀

Rose S.

2025-03-21 20:45:11 +0000 UTC

MORE ANAL omg who said that

key

2025-03-21 06:19:18 +0000 UTC

back again, this is gold.

key

2025-03-21 06:18:46 +0000 UTC

Apologies if this has already been answered but do we know who the artist/s of the song playing at the party is? If I’m not mistaken it’s the same one as the one in concert friend, mayhaps? 👀🎶

roxy 🥀

2025-03-20 23:50:48 +0000 UTC

Due to recent life events (and augustinthewinter being a master of his craft) this revenge scenario is just cathartic. And “you can’t take this back” ??????? just arghhhh

Sophia

2025-03-19 20:40:38 +0000 UTC

Yessss, and the best part of all: I GOT TO KEEP THE TEETH HAHAHAHAA :) it's like my trophy 😌

Deja

2025-03-19 13:19:14 +0000 UTC

Yay!!! And yes, sooo weird to be reminded teeth are actually part of your skull 😣🤢. I’m so glad it went well and wasn’t scary 🥳!!!

Gabriella 🥭

2025-03-19 13:00:52 +0000 UTC

UPDATE: I got them out today, and it wasn't scary at all!! A little painful, yes (only bc of the anesthesia injections) but it went swimmingly well omg!! I was literally cracking up during the procedure bc the tugging that my resident doctor was doing was hilarious. I was like goddamn, those bitches are DEEP IN THERE

Deja

2025-03-19 03:31:06 +0000 UTC

Best. Comment. Ever! 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂

Miss Nomer 💬

2025-03-17 17:29:13 +0000 UTC

OH MY GODDDD

fasai

2025-03-15 09:19:20 +0000 UTC

First time commenter, long time lurker. This audio keeps me coming back, and I kinda want sequels. More of them being toxic, rubbing it in the ex's face, maybe some dp action with a toy. The romantic in me wants them to discover a real affection for each other since they have so much in common 🤣 the other part of me thinks the toxicity is kinda hot

Ghostly Quill

2025-03-13 20:24:28 +0000 UTC

I’m always desperate for more daddy audios 😩

PlainJaneJezebel

2025-03-07 19:48:08 +0000 UTC

It honestly could've gone out for another hour and I would've been obsessed

Deja

2025-03-05 19:34:05 +0000 UTC

LMFAOOO

crynblud

2025-03-05 11:55:57 +0000 UTC

THE ENDING!!!!! what even is thissss like whatttttt i can’t

ellieb

2025-03-05 10:40:45 +0000 UTC

ME 🤝 August Daddy Audios

Shelby K

2025-03-04 23:31:48 +0000 UTC

Ooo crossing my fingers for you that you don't have too much pain and recovery is swift 🤒! I've had it done; it's a little scary, but you'll do great!

Gabriella 🥭

2025-03-04 21:02:33 +0000 UTC

It was everything I could've wanted 😭😭 especially with some extra nastiness And I actually haven't had it yet!! I'm having it on the 5th of March (so tmrw!! Very nervous but I just want to get it over with desperately)

Deja

2025-03-04 20:44:04 +0000 UTC

1) My deepest congratulations as you are someone who has been asking for anal for a loooooong while! 2) How was your wisdom tooth removal??

Gabriella 🥭

2025-03-04 20:22:22 +0000 UTC

not to speak too soon bc im only 17 min in (crazy to finally be here but i have not had the time to Commit) and i liiike him 🫣 he’s not toxic he’s funnyyy throwing clothes down the stairs is iconic actually. all the apps boutta add a “filter by apartments with stairs” feature

Anna 🦕🍀

2025-03-01 06:55:47 +0000 UTC

Phewww - my mind is just making 90s dialup internet noises after that one.

morgan.

2025-03-01 05:23:24 +0000 UTC

I can't believe I missed this and another audio omg but all I can say is....GAWD DAMN MY LORD thank u thank u thank u August!! I didn't know what I'd expect from ur first anal audio but this is sooooo good 😭 I don't ever think I've had the biggest Cheshire cat smile while listening to an audio like I did with this one 😼

Deja

2025-03-01 04:32:06 +0000 UTC

Really no other thoughts in my head just static

Elise

2025-02-28 22:30:09 +0000 UTC

I LITERALLY CAN’T THANK YOU ENOUGH FOR THIS AUGUST

Elise

2025-02-28 22:25:52 +0000 UTC

Oh my god speaker character crawling is something I need viscerally now.

Azula 🔥

2025-02-28 10:34:55 +0000 UTC

“i guess u would be a pretty shitty girlfriend if u were this wet for me” STOPPPPPPP ITTTT AAAAAA

amy

2025-02-28 00:11:33 +0000 UTC

i’m not even gonna lie i love toxic shit n idk if it’s cause i’m mexican n only attract toxic ppl, this shit kinda a kink lowkey😭😭😭😭

amy

2025-02-28 00:05:39 +0000 UTC

had to take a mental health break from socials AND I FORGOT THERE WAS TWO AUDIOS COMING OUT i’m so late ;-;

amy

2025-02-27 23:56:20 +0000 UTC

Mimi!!! You are a goddess with this analysis. Every time. "What the fuck is a millimeter" I am dead. Deceased. Rolling in grave choking on my laughs. 🤣🤣🤣 100% on the point of cunnilingus!!! I loveee that in these audios, he always has a variation of "I need to taste you". It's so seamless and natural, and how it should be imo. He's so hungry for L and it shows 🫠🫠🫠 The logistics of the stair crawling!!!! 🤣🤣 YOU SURE DID BINGO!!! WHAT A CHAMP. COME ON UP FOR A.... 🏆

✨️ Lola ✨️

2025-02-27 23:50:56 +0000 UTC

you just get me 🫶🏼 can’t wait to talk to you tonight!

Moira

2025-02-27 23:25:57 +0000 UTC

Thank you 🩷🩷oh I’ve definitely listened multiple times 🤭

Ruby 🍉

2025-02-27 20:32:44 +0000 UTC

Thank youu ❤️

Ruby 🍉

2025-02-27 20:32:07 +0000 UTC

@sarah: re:positioning tbh i’m a little lost of how speaker and listener are positioned like half the time (brutes reverse standing carry had me on the interweb trying to look for a visual reference 😭😭) but i can’t see things in my brain anyways so im like whatever 🤷🏻‍♀️ as long as they’re having fun @gabriella: i’m so like 🤧😬 towards wet sounds in general but i’ve learned to be like 🫣😈😈😈🧎🏻‍♀️ when i hear speaker say some variant of “can i taste you”

Mimi (she they)

2025-02-27 17:58:56 +0000 UTC

@Sabina & @sarah: any time someone mentions Enemy Prince, I am legally required to visit him. Even now, after elevendy twelve listens, I walked to work mouth agape. I'm not going to write a whole Big Comment about him here, but he's perfect example of using "bitch" in a way that is hot and for the Listener's delight but also thrilling as a degrading pet name. The "bitch" evolution from "bitch in heat" to losing it, down bad, holding her chain while calling her a bitch and kissing her? I'm going to scream!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Gabriella 🥭

2025-02-27 17:20:08 +0000 UTC

Yuuuuuuuup, but most especially "I love these lines that you do that feel a little meta, where it’s like cum encouragement but it’s also giving her permission to cum whenever she needs to, just letting her body do what it needs to". Such a lovely thing to say, but also so nasty because of the encouragement to cum your brains out multiple times. But with the knowledge that either way, he's cheering you on regardless?! Oh, I'm unhinging my jaw for this Speaker, down baaaaad 🕳️

Gabriella 🥭

2025-02-27 16:54:43 +0000 UTC

@gabriella you get me so baddd I’ve literally commented on Shy Coworker being like “mmm…idk about the eating parts but respect to everyone who loves em! 🤓☝🏼” fast forward to me having an aneurysm during the face riding in the Corny Holemark Loggust audio 😵‍💫 GROWTH‼️

sarah 💫

2025-02-27 16:51:36 +0000 UTC

@sarah: omgomgomg SAME re "If we’re being rEAL, I didn’t used to really get the appeal of M going to Munchville". But now the second I hear a mouth sound, my brain cells evacuate the dance floor 🏃🏿‍♀️🏃🏿‍♀️🏃🏿‍♀️

Gabriella 🥭

2025-02-27 16:37:29 +0000 UTC

Your voice is heaven to

Amazonia

2025-02-27 15:33:02 +0000 UTC

AHH SABINA ENEMY PRINCE IS GOD TIER I’m so happy you gave it a listen!!! ⚔️👑 the writing in that one is like….untouchably good, the world he built + dynamics between M and F are delectable. I’ve only ever heard “bitch” a few times in audios and I really enjoyed it too! That being said, if it isn’t done in a safe/appropriate way by the VA it can definitely take me out of it but I feel like August has and would do it really well!

sarah 💫

2025-02-27 14:56:30 +0000 UTC

MIMI YESSS I agree on everythingggg but esp the point about cunnilingus and how poorly represented it is mainstream porn!! There’s so much to unpack about that but even as a card carrying member of Fellatio Freak Nation 🧎🏻‍♀️✊🏼 it’s so clear that the scales aren’t balanced when it comes to oral sex, especiallyyyy in the porn industry. I’m always so blown away by the primal hunger and fervor the August speakers have when they go downtown bc it’s sooo so rare like you said and it actually never feels performative or just a gateway for PIV sex (HELLO HIGH SCHOOL FRIEND’S INFAMOUS “No I’m not done, I’m not done eating you out” line OHHHH I’VE FALLEN AND I CANT GET UP). If we’re being rEAL, I didn’t used to really get the appeal of M going to Munchville until August’s audios bc of the unbridled enthusiasm and shocking desperation he always performs to get a taste. It’s like…..bc of how badly M wants it, suddenly now I want it??? Again: PORN WARLOCK!!!! Also lmaooo re: M fingering F’s arse as she’s crawling, I figured he was leaning down and sorta trailing behind her (I also pictured him totally behind her on the stairs when she grips his thigh so she’s like, face down crouching on the stairs and reaches back to hold onto him). Sometimes the positioning can get tricky but then I wave a magic porn wand in my head and use my imagination to fill in the blanks even if it isn’t necessarily canon asksdhksjs 🪄💭 EOD: they’re banging any which way they can‼️💥 ALSO ty for reminding me to post my bingo card next time omg i keep forgetting!! Congrats on getting bingo!!! 🥂🤩

sarah 💫

2025-02-27 14:46:50 +0000 UTC

Mimi I am so proud of you for this essay it was everything I ever imagined and more! Hit all the points right on! And yes I am working on a class-action law suit against AITW cuz of all the E M O T I O N A L D A M A G E (Jk) Every single audio I say how in the hell is he getting away with this? This mfking genius 😭😭🤌🏼

Dana 💥

2025-02-27 13:12:15 +0000 UTC

BINGO https://imgur.com/a/j6jTKhv half the time stamps here are after the quote Warning: this gets less and less coherent, which I feel is very symbolic of my mindset while listening to this The beginning exposition is SOOOO GOOD- like Speaker (S) being respectful to both Listener (L) and L’s bf by being like “…I should go” when the conversation shifted to the relationship between S and L’s bf because he didn’t want to be rude… Better than me for real. You can hear the underlying anger at around 2:40 but he’s still being reserved about the details. Wait okay… how did they get each other’s numbers? S mentions “you texted me” but ?? when did they exchange numbers I want that cut scene !! its probably meant as like any sort of contact like thru DMs but idcidcidc they exchanged numbers. Also the detail that it’s Friday- okay meta!! I see you!! Okay 2025 accurate!! “It tracks for him” at 4:50 (ish)… okay subtle dig this is more my style HATING ON VIBES OMG I FEEL SO SEEN???????!!!!! THIS IS SO REAL. SPEAK YOUR TRUTH! (and stop reading my diary?) The fridge SFX and the bottle pop were C R I S P “It’s a half truth” // “thesis project” for a production… okay theater nerds. (I’m team S on this- if he still gets to do the play… is it reallllly sabotage? Me thinks no.) “Are you even attracted to me, or is this all about him hating me?” OOOOO what a good way to address the concern about not making it all about L’s ex (as mentioned in the livestream) and establish the upcoming scenes as autonomous from the ex! Even if there is a snarky reply from L (which is so on brand), it still establishes and recognizes that there’s a third character impacting the dynamic. “Fuck it; go ahead, then.” OOOOOOOOHHHH LETS GOOOOOOOOO (the breathwork here was immaculate, btw) The immediate transition into the dirty talk (dt)… let me take some notes god damnnn. “you’re messy” foreshadowing, mayhaps? 👀 I <3 when there’s still a convo happening with the sex or dt, I think it adds another layer of realism (and im a chronic yapper) “I’m petty… now suck my cck.” I fear I need to be sedated. “It pissed me of to see him with someone like you.” So he’s been keeping tabs on her. Great. (I’m unwell) “C’mon, why wait?” in that kinda petulant, whiny, impatient tone? Where’s that sedative? “My room isn’t the cleanest right now” and “I’m tripping over my pants” made me audibly laugh. That’s so real and actually adds so much to the character for me, not just in terms of realism, but in terms of world-building. Like, they have lives outside of this liminal space. S has laundry on The Chair to put away, or needs to dust, or take cups downstairs, whatever. He has a life that exists before and after this audio does, and maybe I just didn’t notice those details as much before but I think this is one of the only instances where there’s like a description of what rooms look like that aren’t actually relevant to the sx? “Why are your tts not out… no, you do it. I WANNA SEE YOU STRIP ON MY STAIRS. okay two things: 1. You’re telling me that S can afford a two-story place without any roommates? In this economy? Hot; 2. I need 10ccs of the nearest sedative, STAT. The SFX and the breathwork throughout are insane. It feels extra immersive and almost as if I’m watching a scene from a show. I have aphantasia? I can’t see things like that? “You’d be a bad gf if you were this fcking wet” (17:38) ????!!??!?R?R?#@^$&&(%$#@$ [also… I think he takes off her underwear after. I know there was the whole “strip on my stairs” thing but I was assuming that was like not a full strip anyways and then I swear to god that there’s like a subtle fabric sfx in the background when he says this? Am I hearing things?] The cheating talk? Let me go do some self-reflectoin because WHY AM I FEELING LIKE THIS? (18:48) The slaps? So clear? I’m losing it. I <3 that every speaker is a certified munch. Like, seriously. There’s a lot of stigma in the prn industry and around sx fantasies that a blwjob is an essential part of sx but that cnnillingus isn’t. Of course, the only “essential part” of sex is consent. What sxual acts that do or do not happen between consenting parties may be essential to one group but a hard “no” for another. That being said, it speaks volumes that ENTHUSIASTIC cnnillingus that is INITIATED by S, a Man, is constantly included in these sxual fantasies and isn’t treated as like “a luxury that L has the honor of receiving this one time because it’s a Special Occasion.” I think there’s very real, tangible benefits to having this constantly included, both for reforming the prn industry and for the people that may be listening. (I also like how sloppy S gets with it) “You like it when I call you that?” Both a taunt and a check in?? I think that August should do a masterclass in check ins because WOW. There’s also a lot I can say about the importance of normalizing check-ins throughout any sxual encounter, but I’ll spare y’all (this time). “Waste! Wasting your time with him” Why is this so hot? Someone explain? (21:37) Also, another reference or implication that S has THOUGHTS on L’s relationship with their ex? Ugh, be still my beating heart. “Stop begging for my cock for a sec” IN THAT TONE? What if I implode? Is August liable for my injury? I didn’t sign a waiver…right? The convo about prep!!! The convo about prep!!! The convo about prep!!! The convo about prep!!! Normalizing the open communication about prep !! The giggle on “so premeditated” is everything to me. Having the giggles in the convo helps to balance out the intensity of the revenge sx and it’s such a good juxtaposition. C’mon contrasts I see you (re: DT#6) “Obviously we’ll use lube” with the biggest eyeroll I’ve ever heard is a deadly combo. Where did that sedative go? Why is it not in my bloodstream yet? L is better than me because I’m too ticklish for this. “How’s that? Tell me what to do.” (23:50) Check ins!!!! So good!! Also ! “Tell me what to do” centers L’s pleasure without “emasculating” S, which is also such an important thing to normalize in sx fantasies! (He’s a pro at learning on the job) Being able to hear the wet SFX while we follow S to the room to get the lube? WAP representation. Also, confirmed messy room but(t) he knows exactly where the lube is? Gooner priorities, indeed. 🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅WHAT THE FUCK IS A MILLIMETER 🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅 …How is she holding onto his thigh while on all fours? Am I overthinking this? I mean I guess if S isn’t directly behind her? “WHEN SOMEONE ACTUALLY TREATS YOU RIGHT?” OOOOOOOOO IMMA FUCK AROUND AND CATCH FEELINGS FOR S IF IM NOT CAREFUL “I have to break you in” Actuallly, you need to sedate me! “Can you take it?” mixed in with the dt… when the check-ins don’t “ruin the mood” and actually addd to it? Like the taunting? The care? I think this is also a good contrast. “You just cme on my fingers whenever you need to”… is this a standing invite? Asking for a friend 👀 CRAWL TO MY ROOM? THE STAIRS CREAKING? EN EST LA. “He didn’t deserve you” (30:15)oh lord save me (my drg is my baby, i’ll be using for the rest of my lifeee) August. How. Does. L. Crawl. With. S’s. Finger. In. The. Ass. ??????? Is he LIMPING? Is he HUNCHED? How does this work 😭😭😭😭😭😭 “How do you want it?” Okay, I know I’m just perpetually yapping about the check ins that are happening and whatnot but… like c’mon!! I the wording on this one is so good too because “how” could also mean non-anl. It gives L a way to back out of anl (or sx!) Mirror? I’M FLATLINING Spanks? I’M BACK. “Do you actually like me now? You’re right idgaf I just wat to hear you say it.” (31:30) I’m ready to [REDACTED] “More lube” and the way that S’s voice soften when he says it? He truly cares about their comfort and is so realistic- both for anl and vginal sex! Having to re-lube mid-sx is not a vibe kill! It’s hot! It’s fun! It’s sexy! “If you can take it, then take it.” (32:32)I have nothing to say besides 0pu9faiwgdjv xnko kpl[f]d\[acjb nkmopl[;]zc\s. Coherent, I know! “Yeah, I’m in your fucking ass oh my god… fucking you open with the head of my cock.” “More lube? Do you mean more cck?” I’m convinced that this was him being a smug little shit. I think it’s be amazing if S knew what L meant but he wanted to hear them say it. 3 inches? Do you maybe mean….. 76.2 millimeters?! (33:36) The “almost” was so (ass)cheeky, oh my god? “Open your eyes… look at that…holy fuck. Watch that virgin ass take my cock.” (34:03) and if I implode? What then? “empty cnt to play with” “you’re a slt for it in the ass?” [you’ll notice i have nothing to say because my brain has gone blank] “I bet it feels so fucking big in your ass… bigger than anything? (🫣)” He’s fishing for compliments!! and it WORKED. S is brave for trying to have a coherent convo with L through all of this omfggggg “what the fck? cck hungry anl slt” Every word that comes out of this man’s mouth? Changing lives with each syllable. Is this off the dome? Is this scipted? Which one would be better? The world may never know. “Who’s that moaning, drooling, whre… that’s you, slt. That’s your mouth hanging out… that’s you.” This is so hot and filthy but soooo validating too? Make it make sense? Being both the one watching and being watched? It’s toooooo good. “No taking it back…I’ll always be the first one taking you like this.” It’s giving primal. It’s giving more of that non-liminal exclusiveness I mentioned earlier. It’s giving me heart palpitations. “Stuffed in all three holes, gngbanging just the two of us.” I think I levitated. I’m not sure, I blacked out. “Fck every last trace of him out of you… until he wouldn’t recognize you.” challenge accepted?????!!! DON’T TEMPT ME WITH PHOTOS AND VIDEOS RIGHT NOW MY BINGO CARD IS BEGGGGGGGINGGGG FOR IT “sorey” lol CLOCKED. (It’s okay I’m American i’m bad at geography) The way S is slowly devolving throughout this… just like me for real “I want you to cme so bad like this” putting L’s pleasure first and openly admitting what they want? Tewwwww good The voice acting here is insane. I feel like I’m eavesdropping on something, it feels so intense? But I can’t stop listening? Ugh sooo intense and good, I’m taken aback every time. “Look at all of it spilling out of your ass” friendly reminder that pregnancy can still occur if the sp*rm is close enough to the vagina with the right circumstances! (so implied breeding tag? 👀) The last 90 seconds better be the opening 90 seconds for part two…. and did I mention? I BINGO’ED!!!! WHAT DO I GET https://imgur.com/a/j6jTKhv

Mimi (she they)

2025-02-27 12:36:15 +0000 UTC

Are all the likes a YES? I need answers 😂😂😂😂😭😭

Dana 💥

2025-02-27 11:19:08 +0000 UTC

Did someone say "bitch"? 👀 I, personally, am a big fan of the use of the word in audio erotica. Naturally, I ran to listen to Enemy Prince and sweet baby Jesus, what was that? Whatever that was, I need him to do it again. I'm on my knees, begging, pleading! It was entirely too good! 🥴

Sabina 🌹

2025-02-27 11:09:42 +0000 UTC

@ynara it’s crazy how approachable every single act/character is, even when they’re mean or grumpy 🥺 I think it has to do w him staying authentic and true to his interests and not just doing stuff that’s “popular” or trendy fs @alita HE’S WAVING THAT WAND AROUND ALL WILLY NILLY 🪄 @dana the naturalness is sooo insane, it’s like a sneak attack every time!

sarah 💫

2025-02-27 04:18:35 +0000 UTC

Oh no get well soon, Ruby! Hoping for a speedy recovery! (please rewind and relisten, doctor’s orders, right?🫶🏼)

Dana 💥

2025-02-27 03:59:56 +0000 UTC

Speaker character is definitely a beloved one right now! And welcome to the community, it’s a gorgeous and safe one 🫶🏼

Dana 💥

2025-02-27 03:58:36 +0000 UTC

This man is a God at what he does; everything he does is smooth and flows so naturally and I’m honestly wow’d by this audio! 😭🤌🏼

Dana 💥

2025-02-27 03:57:56 +0000 UTC

This audio legit broke me and I agree about THAT being quote of the year; gotta scribble it down!

Dana 💥

2025-02-27 03:54:49 +0000 UTC

All holes, all rooms in the apartment, up and down every step, against every piece of furniture, out the window, on the veranda, in the vestibule, until the neighbors call the cops.

Page Chase

2025-02-27 01:26:05 +0000 UTC

Finally got to listen to this after a busy nerd vacation in Chicago and omg I am foaming at the mouth, gnawing at the bars of my enclosure, shredding the pillows and bedding all over the place over this.

Page Chase

2025-02-27 01:22:40 +0000 UTC

He's so Canadian I love it. Just need a Tim Hortons/ Second Cup reference.

Page Chase

2025-02-27 01:19:58 +0000 UTC

The frog hat just reminds me of Dungeon Meshi and the frog suits. So cute.

Page Chase

2025-02-27 01:09:44 +0000 UTC

SARAH🗣️ I was crying at porn warlock And u came back w THIS I AM DEAD☠️☠️☠️☠️

AlitaNYM

2025-02-27 00:38:24 +0000 UTC

this almost made me spit my beer out, hahaha. omg I was totally gonna talk abt that comment but I got distracted by the orgasms 😅

Moira

2025-02-27 00:37:20 +0000 UTC

@moira 3 words for you and your stellar comment (w the orgasm timestamps TYSM): What A Champ 🏆🏆🏆🏆 😂💋💕

AlitaNYM

2025-02-27 00:36:07 +0000 UTC

The part about new kinks etc. makes so much sense 💡

Ynara

2025-02-26 23:26:28 +0000 UTC

Happy belated!! Welcome 🤗

Grace

2025-02-26 23:18:38 +0000 UTC

I’m back, baby. Wow, I can’t believe this is the first time we’ve had anal, bc it just flowed so naturally and felt so safe and lovely, but that’s just par for the course for August. It’s so clear how much time and thought you put into this one. The check-in about prep, the amount of foreplay (long and juicy indeed 💦💦), going in slow, the “let me grab a condom” so no cross-contam between her ass and her pussy? 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻 I never had any doubts, but was still blown away by the details in this! On top of that, these little theater nerds are filthy as fuck 🥵 🍑 “I want you to strip for me on my stairs” and then throwing her clothes down the stairs so she has to walk down naked had me 👋🏼😵‍💫snaps to get attention 🍑 oooooo the spanks in this were so crisp (god, I feel like I’m begging every guy to slap my ass hard enough these days so this was very satisfying for my inner slut 😅) 🍑 neck bitingggggggg UGH it just always rips so hard 🍑 the desperation of fucking on the stairs is so hot and good in this, but simultaneously theres no rushing the anal, you’re taking your time and just making it the perfect level of anticipation 🏆🥇 🍑 “stop begging for my cock for a second” LINE OF THE YEAR RIGHT HERE FOLKS, AHHHHHH crashes out 🍑 the uh- mouth sounds? - during the rimming were uh, really, really good 😳the spitting?!? omfg what’s happening rn 😳🤯🌊🫠 🍑haha my head cannon for this is that when he went back to his room to grab lube he just threw a bunch of clothes and shit under his bed (it can’t take that long to grab lube haha) 🍑 “you just fucking cum with my fingers in your ass whenever you need to” I love these lines that you do that feel a little meta, where it’s like cum encouragement but it’s also giving her permission to cum whenever she needs to, just letting her body do what it needs to. That’s… so fucking good, and it really melts my brain when I hear that shit 🤯🤯🤯 🍑 I actually screamed and kicked my feet at him putting his fingers in her ass while she’s crawling, holy fucking shit, AUGUST YOU CANT BE STOPPED 🍑 “scream on your new daddy’s cock” nvm, THIS is my favorite line of the audio 🥇🏆🎉 🍑 omg the orgasms in this were longggggg god, so good. If im counting it right, I think they start coming around L - 41:55 and S - 42:02, and then L ends at 43:15 and S ends at 43:55. long and juicy x2 I really can’t get over how well you handled this, like, perfectly done, no notes. It’s not surprising, because you’re you, and you put so much care into your audios so they’re good for us, but it just needs to be said okay!! Also Ik this one was also bogged down with some technical issues so thank you for all your hard work!!

Moira

2025-02-26 23:09:07 +0000 UTC

Welcome to the only place hotter than hell! And happy belated bday! 🍇🧺

Gabriella 🥭

2025-02-26 23:07:39 +0000 UTC

Finally subscribed to the patreon as a late birthday gift to myself and I am so glad I didn't wait any longer, holy hell. Literally PANTING.

Cara 🫰

2025-02-26 21:53:33 +0000 UTC

this is officially your best audio OF ALL TIME idc idc

mikmak

2025-02-26 21:41:32 +0000 UTC

Gabriella I can always count on you to be my silly goose supporter, I am sending grateful honks ur way 🥹🪿📯 DUDE when I really sat and thought about how…..distracted F must’ve been to completely forego her plan and just beg for it then and there on the stairs???? HRRNHNHNG i’m chewing on my desk. Yesss like you said in your big juicy yummy comment, it’s the idea of M assisting F for F’s sake (lmao) instead of fulfilling his desires that just drives me nutso!! 🥲 OOH I love your point about “bitch” as a pet name, I’m like you in that I fortunately don’t have any hang ups about that term personally and would be eager to hear August use it (again)! I definitely see it being done in a playful way (or skewing uber filthy ala V Day/Enemy Prince’s “bitch in heat” line oh god) or even teasing F for “bitching” about not getting any/M being too gentle?? I’m ALL for playful, mean degradation (that isn’t actually offensive obvi) so I reallyyy love the Grumpy Coworker pt 2 idea you have omg, esp bc that F character is sorta mischievous/sneaky and seems to try to make M’s life a living throbbing hell so it would fit (there’s a “boss bitch” joke in there somewhere hahaha)! and like we’ve established, he obvi takes enough care w his scripts that idt he’d do it in a skeevy, gross, “gee, I feel like dirt” way. Ughhghgh exactly, the pleasure/pain circuit!! 🔄 I think it also perpetuates the delicious theme of being so pissed off that something feels tHAT good. @revali mentioned this too but i’m OBSESSED w M’s being so goddamn frustrated + annoyed that F looks/feels so good??? To be so consumed w so much pleasure that it spills over into pain is….i’m losing my marbles 😩 [clothed sex] in the hallway would be SO GOOD im screaming so loud I'm scaring birds 🤯 The insatiability of going freaky frog [on every surface] is just too good. Also afhjdlsajf i seriously felt like every minute that passed, a new horny monster bared its fangs and had me running jennifer lawrence from xmen gif style, he did NOT let us catch our breath for one second!!! And omg ty for the pun love, you’re a peach!! 😉 🍑

sarah 💫

2025-02-26 21:13:26 +0000 UTC

@rachel EXACTLY, great point about the scripts never feeling reverse-engineered to fit X, Y, Z tag! It kinda reminds me of when a director or producer makes a movie/tv show that isn’t usually your jam but bc you know the artist produces great work, you’re down to try it anyway, and end up being blown away bc of the style + care affiliated w that certain creator. And i totallyyyy relate to being shocked at how your tastes have shifted omg Just Grinding (a switch audio???) being my most replayed of 2024 is positively whacko. I cannOT get started on DT 19 and what that awakened in so many of us. I shant. I love that many of us have been able to evolve in a really cool, safe space! 🥺💗 Right??? Like wow, a man who doesn't feel the need to keep talking about how he’s right or shove his POV down everyone’s throat?? 😍🧎🏻‍♀️ And yesss, it really made his switch into PettyVille just that much more satisfying to hear omg. Also lmaooo dying at sexy bow chicka bow wow music playing in our heads whenever we encounter stairs now 😏 hallway sex is like one of the only avenues that hasn’t been explored as a sexy setting sooo it’s only a matter of time right? HELL YEAH so glad you see the visions for roughed up doms + DP w toys!!! ✊🏼

sarah 💫

2025-02-26 21:11:52 +0000 UTC

The listener character!

Rowan

2025-02-26 19:21:11 +0000 UTC

Ladies and ladies friends, I GOT A QUESTION before I listen: Who is doing the [crawling]? Gratzi milli

JENNI

2025-02-26 18:41:02 +0000 UTC

OIsajslfdajk we have to use that money to bribe local fearful townsfolk lest he be hunted down 🧙🏼‍♂️ 🍑 “The fact that F went there w a plan of asstack but totally forgot about it once he got his hands + mouth on her and he had to remind her of her OWN plan!??” Putting myself into a Looney Toons cannon and shooting myself into space. And to be sooooooo into the plan, I’m devoted to these incensed Speakers essentially going, “what did he say?! 🤬”, but instead of rolling up their sleeves to fight, they’re taking off L’s clothes or asking them to shut the fuck so they can explain exactly what horrors they’d like done to them. “Make love not war!” as a wise woman once said! 🍑 So perfectly said on why he continues to be such a successful kink archaeologist! I feel like each audio is so prismatic, offers so much material on why whatever the kink is would be appealing, makes sense for the characters, could be done with both safety and nastiness, could be adapted to ever-changing desires and needs, that the only thing left to do as a listener is just decide on what it makes me feel. Obviously, we think a lot about these things, but the writing is so good that there's a lot more room for me to just listen to sensations to determine how I feel about a new thing. And he's batting 1000 so far!!!! On that note, I’ve been thinking about the word “bitch”. I am fortunate to not have negative associations with the word, so it just feels like a fun subby epithet, but I know for others it carries a lot of weight and could feel scary and/or upsetting in an unsexy way. Obviously, I have a lot of trust in August as a creator, clearly a lot of care goes into this work, and this audio has only validated and rewarded that trust. I feel like “bitch” could potentially make a redebut and in a way that feels venerative and playful while still being hot and holding some of the taboo that makes it hot (if it’s even a word that August himself would want to use, that part is paramount). This is maybe me just being greedy as I’m always thrilled by it when Aughost says it. But yeah, I could see it showing up in a Grumpy Coworker 2, girlboss, you’re “my bitch” way with him celebrating her focus while giving her what she needs. Does that make any sense??? 🍑 “Make me feel it” this is honestly something that I didn’t even realize I liked so much until DT #24. What a way to perpetuate the pleasure circuit ⚡! Seconding the mutual biting and toy DP, whoever said that!!! Also, hallway sex?! Huge yes on clothed, absolutely-refuse-to-wait hallway sex! 🍑 You’re funny all the time, and “the last 16 mins truly feels like navigating a horny sexy horror house” paragraph has me howlinggggggg. Also this ass pun parade lmaoooo 🎉🎉🎉

Gabriella 🥭

2025-02-26 16:23:12 +0000 UTC

YES to the “approachability + ease” in the performance as well as kink/acts being character-motivated in the writing as a huge aspect of what makes this kind of ✨exploration ✨ and enjoyment of new stuff possible! August’s work never feels like a checklist of tags that the storytelling is reverse-engineered from, but instead, characters are reliably informed (+ transformed!) by the acts/kinks/tropes. Not only is that just good writing, but it does offer a foothold for any more “intimidating” or “unfamiliar” stuff for listeners. I'm with you in finding myself into stuff I never would’ve imagined pre-August audio lmao; me 6 months ago would be shocked that Halloween Pretty Boy is one of my top audios of 2024. An MSUB AUDIO as a fave, who is she??? I get such a kick out of being continually surprised + delighted by the evolution of my sexuality that occurs in this space! There IS something soooo hot about a “tight-lipped king” haha that interaction communicated SO much about him so quickly! His capacity to stay in his lane + be diplomatic in the intro just made his later eagerness in the revenge fuck all the yummier! He can be above it, but he isn’t so sanctimonious that he’d pass up the pleasure of L’s invitation to indulge in some pettiness. 👑 tbh I never considered sex on the stairs as an appealing idea until this audio + now I’m looking at staircases…differently 🥴 it was such a creative way to make the “commute” from couch -> bed feel dynamic! Just soooo desperate and dirty; loveeee your idea of hallway sex! Lastly: YES to more roughed up MDoms + YES to future [DP] w toys! 🙂‍↕️

rachel 🍓

2025-02-26 16:13:57 +0000 UTC

@sarah: you get it! And that also makes so much sense to me as another Intensely Adoring girly!!! A “look at your face” moment feels like a celebration of that intensity which I find soooooo affirming. “Oh they’re actually glad I am not being coy and that I look like this 👁️👁️”. @rachel: if you’re not using your porn to do writing exercises, are you really having fun (no one has ever said this sentence, I reckon)????? And yes omg! When we get that Space Loverboy expansion, it is OVER for us 😭. Gimme gimme Storytime with August 📚! @both of youse: I’ve thought about @sarah's “I LOVE LEARNING!” every day since this has been out lmaooo

Gabriella 🥭

2025-02-26 15:47:17 +0000 UTC

I finally have money again and Jesus Christ what a great audio to come back to!!!! This audio satisfied a petty part of me that I thought I had already dealt with but evidently not! Thank you August for once again for doing the Lord's work 🙂‍↕️🙏

Mantis

2025-02-26 09:08:01 +0000 UTC

Literally every. single. time. IT’S INSANE 😩 Ahhhh Thank you! 🫶☺️ yesssss she knows what she’s going after so why not spice it up ESPECIALLY to get a reaction from him. When she started taking off her clothes or if he ran his hands under her clothes, possibly? he’d feel what she was wearing or NOT wearing 😏 Did we all feel the force of the slaps through our headphones?👋 Idk what he did buttt he should do it again 👀

DivineFeminine

2025-02-26 08:52:03 +0000 UTC

@adrian more like “porn whorelock”!!🪄😵‍💫

sarah 💫

2025-02-26 05:59:49 +0000 UTC

wheezing at "porn warlock" god i love it here

adrian🍑

2025-02-26 05:49:40 +0000 UTC

[violently shoving bills in the “I didn’t think I’d be into this but an August audio has converted me” jar once again] 💵🫙😵‍💫 Before diving into the freaky filthy: it’s worth noting that there’s this innate palatability to your performance which, imho, is a big reason why a lot of us find ourselves unexpectedly liking new things/kinks you try in your audios. There’s such a sense of approachability + ease to your delivery and on top of that, it’s never JUST about the sex/kink; there’s always meaning behind it that makes thematic sense so even ppl who didn’t see the appeal initially (hello hi yes me 🙋🏻‍♀️) are suddenly desperate for it to happen bc of what it means to the character. Like, this isn’t just a hot anal sex audio; it’s an audio where F is giving M a VIP backstage pASS that she’s NEVER given anyone else out of delicious, petty, targeted revenge. THAT’S hot. Similar to the “dont call me dddy” or msub audios (both things I never thought I’d be into), the meaning behind the kink + what it symbolized for the characters to indulge in it was so hot and smart for the story that before I knew it, I was salivating for something I didn’t even know I wanted?? PORN WARLOCK!!! 🫵🏼😟 • I love how M’s just like “Listen, I don’t know you, I just really dislike your boyfriend. Have a great life ✌🏼” in the beginning. There’s something so understatedly hot about a tight-lipped king who doesn’t need to defend himself bc he knows he’s in the right 👑😌 • [on the stairs] felt like such a fun step (😏🥁) into a creative use of space, I loved the spontaneous, almost free-use/desperate vibe of just needing it NOW that you can’t wait another second 🫠 (Maybe against-the-hallway sex will make a debut for 2025??) • the “hey stop begging for a sec” moment was….one of the hottest lines ever. The fact that F went there w a plan of asstack but totally forgot about it once he got his hands + mouth on her and he had to remind her of her OWN plan!?? I AM FLINGING MYSELF DOWN THOSE STAIRS 🤕 • “Dig your nails into my thigh, hmm? Make me feel it, make me feel it. Cuz I’m gonna make you fucking feel it” - this DT 24 callback was SO hot and such a great way to convey how overwhelmed F was. Loveee when mdoms get roughed up (on my knees for more biting, maybe even [mutual biting] haha wait who said that) • the way you handled the anal of it all was not only really hot, but also so safe and comforting as expected. I’ve wondered what a “virginity” type audio would sound like from you and this was further proof that you’re so skilled at “first time” premises. The slow pace in beginning, check-ins, + copious lube really highlighted the thoughtful care you put into your scripts! 🫶🏼 ngl I was hoping for some [double penetration] w a toy BUT there’s always next time 👀 • the last 16 mins truly feels like navigating a horny sexy horror house 😨 Every corner I turn, something insanely filthy pops up and sends me running into walls, shrieking in terror. BOO!! “have you ever crawled for cock in your life?” 🫣 BAM!! “3 inches? Halfway almost” 📏 AHH!! “gangbang you just the two of us” 👹 What really toppled me over was the “I know it’s hard to believe, that’s YOU” mirror sex stuff + “until he wouldn’t fucking recognize you anymore.” THAT IS SO!!!! 😵‍💫😵🦋🐬🥴🤠🥸😇🦍 that’s the cherry atop this peach sundae imo; the idea that F’s ex would see her again and go: “who even are* you??” THATS THE POINT CHAD! 🙄✋🏼 • That little “yeah I’ll go get a condom” PIV tease at the end was ABSolutely diabolical I legit almost kicked over my bedside lamp out of shock, if you even care!!!! 😒 Your audios are a safety hazard ⚠️ Tbh it’s getting harder and harder to organize my thoughts about your audios bc they’re just…so overwhelmingly impressive every time, it’s like my brain shuts down, idek what to say anymore 😵‍💫 i can’t imagine how frustrating and stressful it was to make this w all the recording issues but your hard work definitely paid off! Thanks for this absolute mASSterpiece August! 🙌🏼🍑

sarah 💫

2025-02-26 05:44:54 +0000 UTC

“Incensed” is so real, @sarah 💫, omg, like, these Ms are truly tilted over an F’s deprivation of a proper fuckfest, and god bless them for it! They’re the passionate, proactive problem-solvers that this world needs more of! 🙇🏻‍♀️ Nothing but respect from me at Speaker being SO transparent in that desperate moment of wanting to move to the bedroom; he ate his teasing taunt fucking FAST once anal was on the agenda 😭✊🏼 it completely fits his character re: earnestness/vulnerability that you, Gabriella, and I all admire in this Speaker! It’s hard to believe that we aren’t even 2 full months into 2025 yet + August is already smashing precedent in his work! What a joy to be along for the ride; I love it here more every day! 🫶🏼🌈

rachel 🍓

2025-02-26 04:29:26 +0000 UTC

another moment of history. thank u .

Lari

2025-02-26 04:19:56 +0000 UTC

I missed the Big Comment Memo that we were doing Fun With Form February??? Wowieeee I am SEATED for this screenplay thing you’ve got going on! I’m a sucker for a theme + looooveeee the alignment with your film school headcanon. The little reflections on your listening experience in the scene headers + action inserts??? You’re awesomely creative; this was TOO fun to read! 🤩 So much to admire here (par for the Gabriella comment course ⛳️), but a few things to specifically scream at you about: 🎬 HEAVY agree on the oral, + fingering sounds having a certain something in this one that rendered me Big Time Brainless. No thoughts, head empty of everything except Good Sounds. The SFX were SFX-ing! 🎬 “there are way too many banger lines here” YUP; when I see that [multiple scenes] tag I always know we’re in for some quality writing (I mean, when are we NOT, but still), bc there’ll inevitably be a build that’ll resonate and/or payoff throughout the erotic parts in the most surprising + satisfying ways. I continue to anticipate the day that August is ready to post written content on here bc his skills with balancing plot + world building + dialogue are no joke. 🎬 “I assume this is also a fantasy for lots here, someone experiencing shocked delight by your degree of sluttiness.” Nothing to add but 🙋🏻‍♀️ 🎬 Re: words! Everything you said about “dick” is spot on. Typically I consider myself to be squarely in the “cock” camp, but the uses of “dick” did feel cheeky + YES @ “we’re in cahoots”, like there was something even… conspiratorial??? Idk I was having a BLAST! Oh, and I’m a tired cliche in that I fear “good girl” will ALWAYS do it for me. I don’t care if he says it fifty eleven times in one audio; the limit simply doesn’t exist! Even better, as you said, that he has a knack for “well-placed and well-earned” usage. 🥰 🎬 Shiv x Tom mention + Speakers edging themselves mention!!!! Feeling seen and heard in these bullets!!! 🎬 me as chair of the kink archaeology department 😭🫶🏼 everyone say “thank you, spank therapy!” for inspiring my brain worms to conjure that analogy (among the many other monuments that audio has built in my mind palace)! I’m thrilled to hear this “dig” was as successful in surfacing artifacts for you as it was for me. 😉 it is so sweet + heartening that there’s been a collective anal audio exploration journey in the community! As @sarah 💫 said in a reply to one of my DT comments, “I LOVE LEARNING!”. Always glad to be learning and growing alongside ya!!!! 💖

rachel 🍓

2025-02-26 03:58:15 +0000 UTC

Damn!!! 🥵🥵🥵 this is so hot August!!🫠💦🥵🔥💦🥵🫠🔥

Steffie

2025-02-26 03:01:55 +0000 UTC

Just now listening to this, and it sounds so good!!

Steffie

2025-02-26 02:45:16 +0000 UTC

hahHahaahA the Tyler video 😭🤕 also bless you for mentioning the eye contact during the BJ omg that does me in EVERY TIME. Genius of you to mention F wearing lingerie, I hadn’t even thought of that?? This F is definitely someone w a plan in mind so it totally fits her whole agenda to drive M crazy with a lil lace and satin 🫠 also dude yes the slaps were C R I S P as hell here, i cannot be the only one who legit flinched right?? 😮‍💨

sarah 💫

2025-02-26 01:48:42 +0000 UTC

UGH YES ditto on how, similar to Palentine’s, this could’ve just been all about F existing as an object or prize to win/attain, but instead, in classic August fashion, it was about M seeing F’s true desires and wanting to assist in facilitating those anal wishes (clouds shaped like butts adorn the stage). Also agree on the newness of this speaker character which is so so fun! He feels really blatant and nasty but also somewhat aloof while still being caring? Whatever flavor he is, I’ll take [redacted] more helpings pls!!! 🍦 Also such a sucker for a “look at your face” moment ohhhgmgyaghdhdjkfs any face mention in general is so fucking good but esp in this context where M’s reaffirming how badly F wants it, which is why I think the mirror aspect was so hot too? He’s forcing her to watch what she’s giving him and onLY HIM OHH IM GOING INSANE AGAIN COOL 🫠 echoing what you and rachel said about this patreon being a big ol’ sexy sandbox in which we get to continuously play and discover new things! <333 the more you know 🌈

sarah 💫

2025-02-26 01:36:31 +0000 UTC

Amen to everything as always rachel 🙂‍↕️🙇🏻‍♀️ I, too, fold like a goddamn accordion at the Ms of Augustopia who are so incensed that F hasn’t been treated properly (read: railed 90 ways to Sunday until she forgets her own name) and seeks to remedy that asap! 🪗 And omg the “Bedroom? That’s for you and your bf” to “let’s go to my room, I want it now” pipeline is SOOO FHDSHFDUH I burst out laughing and blushing at the Goon With the Wind callback 😵‍💫 also wanna reiterate the earnest factor you and gabriella brought up; there wasn’t weird, awkward caginess bc both parties were vulnerable and vulnerability begets vulnerability! I also super loved the “I know what you mean. You feel kinda guilty, how good it feels?” line that showed how enthusiastic M was about the (w)hole ordeal, assuaging any worry that he wasn’t fully into it from the jump 🥺 And YES I thought the exact same thing when I saw the runtime! I can’t believe August has already surpassed his longest audio length (so far), and it’s only February. Sooo terrified (bouncing with excitement) at what the rest of the year will bring 🫣

sarah 💫

2025-02-26 01:35:22 +0000 UTC

Oh my god that sounds awful, I hope you recover soon! ❤️‍🩹

sarah 💫

2025-02-26 01:34:37 +0000 UTC

Not to Overshare™ in the comment section, but I love these audios and this community so much. Like it’s smut, I get that, but everyone is so kind and it’s such a safe space. TBH I thought I’d hate an anal audio bc of my own baggage but this is INCREDIBLE and truly was a healing experience. Also super hot, no notes except being this speaker character back please <3

Lissa 💕

2025-02-26 00:49:42 +0000 UTC

Lmaooo @Gabriella 🥭, “archaeological investigation,” YES, that’s exactly what we’re accomplishing here! Just as my [redacted] relistens to Bookish Concubine over the last few weeks is obviously just continued “engagement with the text”—I’m nothing if not committed to diligent scholarship! 🤓 Your Big Beautiful Brain, WOW, I didn’t even draw the connection that Speaker’s sincerity could be another way to frame L’s Ex-BF as a foil in his connection with L! Thank you for that; I’m buzzing with how much juicier that angle will make my future listens! “THAT’S mutual aid” 😭 retweet, reblog, repost!!! This idea reminds me of your brilliant reading of the Brute audio in regards to the “role” of himbos and the value of that kind of unencumbered enthusiasm to make an L’s sexy ambitions a reality. Obv this Speaker is not a himbo lol BUT there is a similar erotic “yes, and...” energy that he meets her slutty schemes with! This Speaker said, “YES, I would love to fuck you in the ass in your quest for revenge, AND I’ll put you in front of a mirror when I do it so you can enjoy the fruits of your checkmate that much more.” We love an M who not only supports an F’s pursuit to reclaim power but also revels in her victory. ALLY! 💪🏼🫡 Not you bringing up Speaker pumping faster + “I took it as a challenge” omfg, EXACTLY 😫🫵🏼 I couldn’t bring myself to write about it specifically bc I knew I was NOT capable of being Polite, so thank you for being my proxy!!! Glad to know I have your fellowship when it comes to preaching about this diabolical development as well. standing on a street corner “Have you heard the Good News (read: AITW Speaker characters edging themselves)??” 📢🧍🏻‍♀️The pamphlet I’m handing out to passersby is just a timestamp + QR code linking to this audio + “🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺”. “You’ve done it again!” If by “it" you mean writing ✨Way Too Many Words✨ about the audio porn, you’re RIGHT! I always tell myself next time I’ll be more concise, but then the audio makes me go nut-nut, I black out, and suddenly there are 1000+ words in a Google Doc :(( jokes aside, I am genuinely excited every time I open this app + see you’ve written a lovely response to one of my comments! You get it! Thank you! 💗📝

rachel 🍓

2025-02-26 00:01:59 +0000 UTC

also i’d just like to take a moment to thank the spirit of kevin gates for guiding august’s hands while he typed this script and his vocal cords as he produced it. like bruh idk what comes over you (lol) but you just do filthy so damn well

raivvin

2025-02-25 23:36:19 +0000 UTC

oh yeah. you ate with this one 🤭

lanii

2025-02-25 20:33:04 +0000 UTC

Thank you so much! 🫶🏻

Ruby 🍉

2025-02-25 11:23:16 +0000 UTC

big fan of the bottle sfx in this and in the queen audio! it scratches my brain

Echo

2025-02-25 07:43:44 +0000 UTC

I love the personality of the male protagonist in this one a lot.

Sonora Linnea

2025-02-25 04:51:28 +0000 UTC

you are one talented individual

Julia

2025-02-25 02:02:08 +0000 UTC

LMAOOOOO

key

2025-02-25 01:25:01 +0000 UTC

no one should have to know the pain of burnt rice 😔😔 thank you for your kind words queen <3

Xóchitl

2025-02-24 23:13:44 +0000 UTC

i can’t believe fine shyt fumbled a baddie like you queen 💔 and i fear we’re on the same boat cause i also burnt my rice today 💔💔💔

gojoflakes

2025-02-24 22:55:42 +0000 UTC

coming back here for a little consolation bc i just went through fine shyts insta and learned that i’ve been replaced by ANOTHER mexican girl like 💔💔💔 i also burnt my rice today and tbh i don’t know which i’m more upset about. somehow i’ve managed to disgrace both my chinese and mexican ancestors in one day 😔

Xóchitl

2025-02-24 22:20:53 +0000 UTC

Finally commenting because OH MY GOD🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️

Nev

2025-02-24 21:28:59 +0000 UTC

“Have you ever crawled for cock in your life?!” 2025 line of the year in my opinion!!!! You did it two months in - you said the best line

Cait

2025-02-24 20:44:21 +0000 UTC

sometimes i come back to an audio just to listen to the extra dirty parts ppl timestamped, lose it a little bit (a lot), and then go about my day hornier and this is... such a perfect audio for that. 10/10, actually 20/10 no notes

charlie

2025-02-24 19:43:24 +0000 UTC

omg?? pls be safe and take care of yourself!! i'm wishing you a fast and healthy recovery 💞💞

charlie

2025-02-24 19:35:22 +0000 UTC

Thank you! 🩷

Ruby 🍉

2025-02-24 17:02:23 +0000 UTC

@Anna: it's at least 4x as good as whatever my comment made you feel my GOD @DivineFeminine: Omg taste!! Finally my having seen every ep of the first 14 or so seasons of The Simpsons approximately 1390481298320 times is useful!!!

Gabriella 🥭

2025-02-24 15:43:36 +0000 UTC

Thank you for your framing months ago, I have license to call this “archaeological investigation” rather than “early morning gooning before work”. The chair of the dept said it was okay 💗! 🍑 “Like, he is secure enough that he doesn’t feel a need to perform caginess about her just bc she’s in a place where she needs to protect herself and be guarded? The vulnerability of that!” Yes!!! And is precisely the sort of artifice that he dislikes in L’s ex, so it makes sense to me that he’d remain open and not join her in caginess. And what a lovely foundation for this whole encounter, his candor helping her open up (teehee). And ditto on the pacing expertise being on full display here! 🍑 “Size and anal dirty talk deriving from Speaker’s veneration of Listener’s self-motivated, slutty determination” YES! And another element that totally eliminated any weirdness of their encounter being focused around L’s ex. He may have been the reason S & L collided and petty revenge on him may be the kindling, but their shared desire for more collaboration and mutual cheerleading towards a group effort is the fuel of this raging sexual fire. I continue to be so thrilled by Ms hearing Fs’ slutty visions, and saying, “how can I help?” while putting on a Bob the Builder hat (essentially). THAT’S mutual aid (jk..…but actually it kinda is tbh!) 🍑 “Bedroom? That’s for you and your boyfriend” -> “Come on, come on, let’s go to my room. I want it. I want it now.” Arts and Culture M voice Yikes. Oh, you must really like me.” No thoughts, just screaming. That’s crazyyyyyyyyyy 🍑 “Okay, okay, I can last, I can last” + Speaker edging themselves. This development is absolutely wrecking me. It elicits evil and makes me feel powerful (Speaker started pumping faster after he said that?!?!?! + I took it as a challenge) and annihilates whatever remaining brain function I had. I have also become a greedy glutton for it, will be evangelizing about it for the foreseeable future. And damn, if only he had Skeptical Neighbor's counting ability, he'd have won the longest audio crown! You’ve done it again! All of it always 💗, something I’m sure this L will also be saying to this Speaker sometime during their long weekend (you hate to see others live your dreams 😔…)

Gabriella 🥭

2025-02-24 15:40:46 +0000 UTC

Oh my god, I hope you're not in too much pain and that you recover well ❣️!

Gabriella 🥭

2025-02-24 14:38:05 +0000 UTC

😭😭😭

Gabriella 🥭

2025-02-24 14:24:41 +0000 UTC

NIAGRA FALLS JUST SWITCHED LOCATIONS, I REPEAT NIAGRA FALLS JUST SWITCHED LOCATIONS TO THIS P

gojoflakes

2025-02-24 13:28:01 +0000 UTC

🤌🏽🤌🏽🤌🏽🤌🏽

gojoflakes

2025-02-24 13:26:08 +0000 UTC

🤌🏽🤌🏽🤌🏽

gojoflakes

2025-02-24 13:24:07 +0000 UTC

so many things I wanna say ab this audio but truthfully, I haven't been able to make it to the end bc I keep passing out

Nani

2025-02-24 11:47:52 +0000 UTC

Thank you!! ❤️

Ruby 🍉

2025-02-24 07:55:36 +0000 UTC

Get better soon Ruby!! Wishing you a speedy recovery ❤️‍🩹

roxy 🥀

2025-02-24 06:07:43 +0000 UTC

Maybe she tries out some more kinks with him and after a few times he catches feelings and it starts becoming more real and he starts sounding a little annoyed because he doesn’t want to just be her experiment partner anymore 🤭

Thelnie

2025-02-24 05:38:52 +0000 UTC

@DivineFeminine The hand on the chin was inspired by the shy coworker, I’m so glad you like it! That peach worship was truly the icing on the cake🙂‍↕️ (😏) I had fun doing this! Thank you for your praise🙈

🌹💘Lauren 💘🌹

2025-02-24 04:08:30 +0000 UTC

I think this just changed my mind on anal, it sounds great now 😭

miso soup

2025-02-24 03:41:38 +0000 UTC

The hand on the chin is soooOOOooo good omg both for listener and him!! Also, that peach worship couldn’t have come at a better time he he 😏 The froggy hat is too cute! Thank you for sharing Lauren! 🩷

DivineFeminine

2025-02-24 02:09:56 +0000 UTC

@Grace Thank you! I’m glad you like it! @Gabriella TY!! I missed doing these😭 Freaky Frog is sending mee!! I didn’t even think of that. It was also the perfect time to draw the peach worship and yet another cross off the bingo list! So happy you still enjoy it!💕 @Lola !!! I’m so glad to share this with you!! I feel like you would know where that ‘you’re not gonna admit it?’ pose comes from too! [Peaches and Eggplants 🤌🏾💕 Best combo] @Charlie CRYING THANK YOU!! @Dana You’re amazing as always Dana, honestly, I’m doing this for you 🧎🏾‍♀️ 💕 I’m really glad you still enjoy these pieces thank you!! @Roxy 😭😭 You praise me too much!! This is literally how I feel about all your pieces! I’m also happy Peach Worship had perfect timing! Thank you, Roxy, I hope to see more of your pieces here 🙂‍↕️

🌹💘Lauren 💘🌹

2025-02-24 01:20:29 +0000 UTC

I loveeeee a good Simpson reference as much as the next person but that Frank Grimes - Homer Simpson comparison is elite 🤌

DivineFeminine

2025-02-24 01:05:27 +0000 UTC

Thank you ❤️

Ruby 🍉

2025-02-24 01:03:26 +0000 UTC

Wishing you a quick recovery, Ruby! ❤️

✨️ Lola ✨️

2025-02-24 00:57:22 +0000 UTC

My mind feels like it’s in a cosmic haze 🌌 With every listen, no matter how many times (& this holds true for all of them), I’m still caught in a state of awe and disorientation. The writing in thissss - my god, to find the soft center of a complex idea and present it in such a thoughtful and considerate way is truly such a gift that shines through SO much in your writing. It’s mind bending 𝗵𝗼𝘄 𝗴𝗼𝗼𝗱 this is. The bigger story - longer dialogue, multiple scene audios are always a treat🍪and this one had my inner chismosa screaminggggg. “Evil fucking slut, so premeditated” Ahhh, indulgence sharpened by intent, a collision of want and retribution. Lust, yes. Spite, definitely. A hunger to overwrite what came before, to leave something unforgettable in its place. Such hedonistic indulgence is prismatic, shifting from release to possession. But you’ve always had a tasteful way of rendering blunt expressions of lust. Your restraint flawless, the pace of it almost hypnotic, each moment unfolding with the kind of precision that makes time feel suspended, as though everything is building to something inevitable, yet never rushing to get there. ✨”look at me with those lips around my cock” ALWAYS love the mention of eye contact, the i n t e n s i t y of that focus just commands a deeper, singular attention. ✨”I’m coming, I’m coming. I’m tripping over my fucking pants” I really enjoy these brief, natural moments, like in THTT when listener steps away. You’ve mastered how to keep the moment fluid because rather than breaking the mood, these moments subtly intensify it. ✨Oh my god, the lead up to the stairs and the KISSING…aghhfghcjffjggh it put me into a cosmically-induced spin 🫨😵‍💫🫨😵‍💫 ✨”No, you do it. I want to see you strip on my stairs.” PLEASE the stripping has been so so so🔥hot🔥tsssss now M telling her do it herself?! Okay, my imagination was running WILD in this moment. Putting myself in her shoes, my mind goes straight to lingerie or nothing at all because it’s premeditated, right? She’s on a mission and really, no special occasion needed to wear it - there’s joy in wearing it itself. Plus, M’s reaction would’ve been GOLD. ✨Those tit slaps and spanking have me in a GRASP 👋👋👋 ✨The SPIT, extremely necessary here but even when done during oral….WORDS CANT EXPLAIN, it’s unreal. 💦💦 ✨”Why don’t you stay like that and idk play with yourself till I get back” This was EVERYTHING. So undeniably erotic and knowing he can hear her as she plays with herself was a delicious touch. ✨”How do you want it?” The cuntiest thing you could say. 😩 ✨How does the phrase go..Mirror, mirror on the wall, does it turn you on to see me crawl? Or something like that. The crawling and mirror moment in this had me losing it. ”I want you to watch” damnnn, let me catch my breath 😮‍💨 ✨Even in your shorter audios, you pack a lot in there when you listen closely. I had to rewind that ending like “did I hear that right?” 💀 Still wrapped in a haze, overwhelmed by how incredible this is. The cover photos are always a pleasure to see but the first thing that popped into my head when i saw the stairs was the Tyler video where he says ”Oh no…I hope I don’t fall. Nooooouuuhh” 😩 Alr I’ll see myself out 💀🚶‍♀️Thank you, August!! 🌟

DivineFeminine

2025-02-24 00:53:55 +0000 UTC

Thank you 🫶🏻

Ruby 🍉

2025-02-24 00:34:37 +0000 UTC

girl i haven’t actually listened to it yet but u got me HYPED

Anna 🦕🍀

2025-02-24 00:23:09 +0000 UTC

Oh no!! Wishing you the best in your recovery

August Winter

2025-02-23 23:28:06 +0000 UTC

Currently in hospital recovering from getting burned at work I think this is just what the doctor ordered 🍑✨ spectacular as always

Ruby 🍉

2025-02-23 23:18:29 +0000 UTC

I cry everytime I see your art bc how blessed are we to be able to lay eyes on it!! 💕💘 once again you’ve outdone yourself and these are all soooo cute! I’m so glad peach worship finally got its time to shine! And ughhh the one with the hand under the jaw got me in a chokehold 😭

roxy 🥀

2025-02-23 22:46:30 +0000 UTC

I love that yiu feel safe here. I've definitely made friends in the comments section 🥰

MrsSnugglePuss

2025-02-23 22:45:41 +0000 UTC

omg can I just say, after a truly rough time + a lot of therapy, this is quite a vulnerable thing for me to join. but I’m so glad I did. 🥹💕 I mean, the audios YES, but this community is so cool, encouraging and lovely. I’ve been watching from the sidelines and the support, positivity and fun is just palpable through the screen. I joined another Patreon a few months back and the vibe was so off and toxic it honestly almost set me back but this whole vibe is so different. Just wanted to say this! It feels safe 💕

Elli

2025-02-23 21:46:27 +0000 UTC

ABSOLUTELY 100% ATE 🤌🏼 and the art? As always, your art is absolutely delightful! 🫶🏼

Dana 💥

2025-02-23 21:31:28 +0000 UTC

Concise and straight to the point. Lola with the most TASTE 🤌🏼

Dana 💥

2025-02-23 21:28:01 +0000 UTC

Rachel your breakdown of this audio is perfect as per usual you ARE The Supreme Sigh after reading your professional analysis i MUST go listen again 🫡🛌

AlitaNYM

2025-02-23 20:13:56 +0000 UTC

💯🏆🏆🏆💯 100% certified champ 🤌🏼🤌🏼🤌🏼🤌🏼🤌🏼 100% T A S T E

AlitaNYM

2025-02-23 20:10:54 +0000 UTC

THIS💿🎙️⏺️

AlitaNYM

2025-02-23 20:07:49 +0000 UTC

I was going to comment something like this too yesterday but my brain wasn't working properly so I forgot

Violet 💜

2025-02-23 19:47:52 +0000 UTC

I'm back with my half a brain cell. [Spoiler: watch me divulge into complete madness] ❤️‍🔥 "It's a nice balcony" I love dialogue and you always integrate it so seamlessly in all your audios. The pauses in between and the reactions to L's responses 🤌 ❤️‍🔥 "I hope we don't run into each other again" wanna bet? 😈 ❤️‍🔥 5:35 - 6:05 I am ready to throw hands 😤 ❤️‍🔥 Sabotage??? - I came for the filth but now I need a whole saga—prequel, sequel, and maybe a spinoff. Give it to me! 👀 ❤️‍🔥 10:18 may we get an audio of just S breathing and sighing???? [For science 🔬] ❤️‍🔥 "You want a harder, thicker cock?" 🫠 ❤️‍🔥 "I'm petty, I'm petty, now suck my cock" 😫 visualizing S getting [more than] a little satisfaction seeing his enemy's hot ex doing this 🙂‍↕️ ❤️‍🔥 Tripping on his pants 🤣 [that tracks] ❤️‍🔥 The kissing 😫😫 ❤️‍🔥 "Do it yourself" - reminiscent of "rough yourself up" from the 🛁 audio 🫠 ❤️‍🔥 Stairs??? This man has a whole ass penthouse 👀 ❤️‍🔥 17:39 - 19:00 🥴😵‍💫 "while he waits around outside" the slaps 🤌 fucking crisp ✨️ ❤️‍🔥 "Suck on my thumb while I suck on this clit" 💀Honestly, we need a warning label for these kinds of statements ❤️‍🔥 "Stop begging for my cock for a minute ok?" FUCK [ME] 😵‍💫 ❤️‍🔥 "Did you prep? Evil fucking slut, so premeditated" What can I say, I always come prepared 🫡 ̶p̶u̶t̶ ̶m̶e̶ ̶i̶n̶ ̶j̶a̶i̶l̶ ̶c̶a̶u̶s̶e̶.̶.̶.̶.̶f̶i̶r̶s̶t̶ ̶d̶e̶g̶r̶e̶e̶ ̶m̶u̶r̶d̶-̶ ̶ But seriously, this is such a good line!!! Checking in, then the foreplay, the LUBE!!!- there's no words to describe how immaculate this is. You came PREPARED. It's just 😘🤌 ❤️‍🔥 25:40-26:30 the soft encouragements, "relax, relax" "you're a fucking good slut huh?" 😮‍💨 ❤️‍🔥 "Break you in" 😫😫 ❤️‍🔥 26:48 - 26:53 nshfhrhdhhsnghhhhhhhhhh ❤️‍🔥 "I'm not gonna stop - let me get more lube" hottest words ever uttered 😵‍💫 ❤️‍🔥 "Come on, come on, that's it" 🫠 "you're so fucking hot, you're so fucking gorgeous" ❤️‍🔥 "Is it better? Nod that fucking pretty head" 🙂‍↕️ ❤️‍🔥 "Crawling after my cock like such a good slut. All the way across the floor to my room so I can- " I'm totally normal, totally normal [S]CREAMS [SOMEONE PLEASE SEDATE ME] ☠️☠️☠️ ❤️‍🔥 "Have you ever crawled for cock in your life?" Maybe...[and I'll do it again! 🙂‍↕️] ❤️‍🔥 "I want you to watch yourself take it" 💀 ❤️‍🔥 31:10-31:20 fucking brat 😤 ❤️‍🔥 31:45 I am nothing if not determined 🫡🫡 ❤️‍🔥 "Tightest fucking hole" [I've died and ascended, DT #13 callback] ❤️‍🔥 MORE LUBE 🤌🤌🤌🤌 TYTY ❤️‍🔥 33:34-33:37 this brat got us doing math 🧮 😒 [S]CREAMS ❤️‍🔥 34:58 - 34:10 WHAT THE FUCKKKKKKK 💀💀💀💀 ❤️‍🔥 "You can feel it? You can feel it while you finger that cunt?" All my neurons just short-circuited 💀💀💀☠️☠️☠️☠️ ❤️‍🔥 "You're a slut for it in the ass" SAY IT AGAIN 📣📣 ❤️‍🔥 35:50 😭😭😭😭😭 ❤️‍🔥 "Cock hungry little anal slut" SAY IT AGAIN 📣📣📣 ❤️‍🔥 36:28 - 37:10 I- you- ☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️ ❤️‍🔥 "There's no taking this back. I'll always be the first one who had you like this. Always be the first cock in your ass. Mine, mine, mine" [L also taking S' virginity 🤌] 💀☠️💀☠️💀☠️💀☠️ ❤️‍🔥 38:27 - 38:35 this line is now injected into my veins 🫠🫠🫠🫠 ❤️‍🔥 39:25 - 40:15 "you wanna make him regret it? Show him who you fucking belong to now?" HOLY FUCK, the mentions of 📽📹🎥📸. The callbacks to VDay audio - PLEASE I CAN'T TAKE ANYMORE [LIE] ❤️‍🔥 40:30 - 41:30 ☠️☠️☠️☠️ "only the best fucking cockslut, way too good way too good for him" ❤️‍🔥 "[S]cream on your new daddy's cock" 📣📣📣 ❤️‍🔥 42:40 [my brain: dial-up noises] ❤️‍🔥 WHAT A CHAMP 🏆 🏆 🫡 ❤️‍🔥 44:45 - 45:50 ❤️💗 [to end it like that??? "I'll go get a condom" WHATTTTT] So, a round of applause for August 👏👏. We're talking first-time anal for both S & L, combined with rough mdom, revenge sex, and all the lube we could ask for! Perfection. 👏 I’m currently comatose on my couch, so forgive my brain cells that have officially left the chat. Thank you, thank you, thank you! 🫡❤️

✨️ Lola ✨️

2025-02-23 19:38:43 +0000 UTC

i cant fucking stop laughing at this 😭😭😭😭 LMFAOOOO

charlie

2025-02-23 18:58:29 +0000 UTC

freedom units 😭😭😭

charlie

2025-02-23 18:56:26 +0000 UTC

THIS ART AHHHHH I LOVE IT SO MUCH

charlie

2025-02-23 18:53:51 +0000 UTC

Lauren, thank you for sharing your absolutely adorable and delicious art! The "you're not gonna admit it?" 🤌 amongst all the cute poses 😭 ❤️ [He came in, ate ass [POSITIVE], and will be back for seconds, thirds, etc etc 🫠]

✨️ Lola ✨️

2025-02-23 18:03:50 +0000 UTC

Nodding vigorously to all of it, most especially the Ex’s Friend on Vacay vibe. To be this F who is SO hot, two different men would fuck up their lives? Super toxic, but that’s powerful 😵‍💫

Gabriella 🥭

2025-02-23 18:00:07 +0000 UTC

If I were to boil down every comment I’ve ever written on your audios, they’re fundamentally me telling you how you are singular in a multitude of different ways—but goddammit, August. I am obligated to say it outright: There is NO ONE else I would’ve trusted to DEBUT ANAL in a REVENGE SEX audio. To be real, IF it wasn’t you, this would almost certainly be a skip for me. Generally, I’m not even into “toxic” scenarios—your takes on this vibe being the exception, oops, hiiii, especially to Ex-FWB voicemail—and it’s only since DT #13 and your subsequent teases/temp checks that I’ve been interested in hearing anal sex depicted. But because of your proven dependability to handle trickier stuff with thoughtfulness, I’ve been eager to hear this since you mentioned it on the January stream. Andddd holy shit. As I said in one of @Gabriella’s comment threads, you put in some hard work at my Latent Desires Dig Site with this one; Kink Archaeologist August is back at it again, excavating significant artifacts for me to pore over. 🏺🦴 I’m humbled every time you unearth some new sexy things for me to be fucked up about. I’ll be taking an especially studied look at how “Stuffed in all three holes, huh? ....Gangbang you, just the two of us” has seismically rocked my shit. Thanks for that! 🤸🏻‍♀️ What made this pairing soar for me is the clarity of Speaker’s earnestness when it comes to any feelings he has about L. I was so engaged with his little moments of… insecurity (?) around whether L is genuinely into him (his “wait but fr do you actually like me tho?…nvm fuck it” beat right as he’s about to put his cock in her ass 😭) vs. if he’s allowing himself to be used as a pawn in her revenge chess game. I loved that, despite these doubts, he is frank in his appreciation for L and loud about his opinion that she is deserving of pleasure. Like, he is secure enough that he doesn’t feel a need to perform caginess about her just bc she’s in a place where she needs to protect herself and be guarded? The vulnerability of that! Even in the messiness of the choices the characters are making, there is also a level of maturity from Speaker in the acknowledgment of his shared responsibility in this mess. His admission that the revenge he got in the college theatre thesis saga (hate to admit how close to home this shit hit lmao 🙅🏻‍♀️) was satisfying -> his empathetic “Yeah, I know what you mean. You feel kinda guilty… how good it feels?” in their debrief WOWED me. Such a sophisticated way to align S&L and resolve any worry that L manipulated S in this encounter. Their mutual relishing of retaliation affirms a level playing field of pettiness! While I’m commending your character dynamics, I also have to yell a bit about how much I LIVE for your M characters who are soooo bent out of shape over Fs who haven't been treated right (Jealous Roomie + Ex’s Friend come to mind). The way S’s exasperation with L over having been with his enemy morphs into praise bc he thinks she’s too good for him??? Delicious. Has anyone ever told you that you're, like, really, really good at creating interesting, complex characters?! 😌☝🏼 💘You were playing in the pocket with pacing! My inner slut for storytelling cheers whenever [multiple scenes] makes an appearance in tags. You’ve mastered the flow of 40+ minute audios where the plot starts from a condensed time narrative before moving into real time! Gold Stars for the transition with “come on, why wait?” into the sloppier/hungrier sex on the stairs + “Stop begging for my cock for a sec, what were the things…?” to initiate the butt stuff. I had to catch my breath from how intoxicatingly raw and in the moment these shifts felt. I was also delighted by the short interlude where S goes to grab lube and encourages L to play with herself (the wet SFX + “I could hear you from my room” 🫠 🙇🏻‍♀️ fuuuuuck). A lovely layer of realism + the anticipation for M to return gave me that slow ascent on a rollercoaster ahead of the first drop feeling. 💘Obligatory Cheer for the ‼️SPIT‼️. Spitting while Speaker is eating anythingggg is always gonna be an MVP for me, and spitting on her ass specifically was reminiscent of my darling DT #24! 💭 💘“Just relax, just relax, give me your chin, look at me.” Speaker’s heavy breathing from being so worked up contrasted with his gentle but commanding tone is everything. The encouragement/check-ins throughout the progression of the anal stuff felt so steady + supportive while balancing that Speaker is coasting on the razor’s edge of feral from how fucking much he wants L + how ludicrously hot the situation is. Good stuff! 💘 Similar to how I felt with the Brute audio, I am SO into the size and anal dirty talk deriving from Speaker’s veneration of Listener’s self-motivated, slutty determination to “take it” instead of focus on her enduring any discomfort for Speaker’s sake. “You want it bad, don’t you? You’re fucking determined to fit that cock in your ass.” is this idea in a nutshell! As a ten toes down, no half measures kind of gal, not only does that L motivation completely click for me, it also makes S’s recognition + praise of her dedication such a hot element of this. Referencing the Female Gaze™️️ in relation to your work can feel a bit facile, but this difference encapsulates your considered perspective of the receiver’s experience when creating content with size kink + anal. There is nothing sexier to me than the idea of feeling free enough to go full send in experimentation sexually and being met with awe + excitement over my resolute sluttiness to see these ambitions through. Per usual, you just get it so bad. 💌 💘“Bedroom? That’s for you and your boyfriend” -> “Come on, come on, let’s go to my room. I want it. I want it now.” Arts and Culture M voice Yikes. Oh, you must really like me. 💘The spanks sounded different (harder? more resonant?) than usual and were superb. Idk what you changed, but, fuck, did I focus up. 🫰🏼 💘I always ride for a [mirror sex] scene, and you pairing it with first-time anal to underline the significance of L’s cognizance that it’s this Speaker, her Ex’s Enemy, as the first one to have her like this is so SMART. Mouth agape at “I want you to watch, yeah, yeah, I want to see that pretty face as you get fucked in the ass.” “Pretty” peppered in among pure filth hits for me every single time. 🪞🥰 💘“What’s something you never called him?” + “scream on your new daddy’s cock”!!!! The cherry on top of the possessiveness sundae AND the implication that L calling S “daddy” instantly pushed him to the edge; I was freaking the fuck out. The power you give L in that moment is euphoric, oh my fucking god????? 💘The “okay, okay, I can last, I can last” in that unglued voice!!!! I think I’ve mentioned it in all of the 2025 audios’ comment sections now, BUT I can’t help but notice you’ve continued to play with emphasis on Speaker edging themselves to hold out for L’s orgasm so they come together. I am NEVER going to get tired of it! Please keep it in the mix, and thank youuuu for leaning into it as much as you have lately. I’m a greedy glutton for it now!!!! 🐺 💘“I’m twice as petty as you, believe me. Yeah, twice. Maybe even three or four times if you stay until the morning.” 1. Your ability to perform seamless flirting with nothing is formidable. I’d fold. Hell, I’d stay the whole weekend if Speaker wanted me to. Bye, self-restraint!!! 🧳👋🏼 2. This felt like a meanie L orgasm record-breaking tease. 😤 Here’s to me being delusional and accepting this as you hinting that it’s on the horizon…? (Witch Potion pt. 2 is right there, but I’ll be patient if you have other designs for it). Of course this was well worth the wait! You invariably make the experience of pushing myself out of my comfort zone in this medium so edifying, and I sincerely appreciate your work for providing me that confidence + courage. Anddddd we’ve crossed our first square off the Official 2025 AITW Bingo card?! I also just realized that had this audio been 11 seconds longer, we would’ve crossed off new longest audio too… the year is young! Thank you so much for this filthy VDay Special❣️

rachel 🍓

2025-02-23 17:46:35 +0000 UTC

Would absolutely pay for August vinyls 💯

Gabriella 🥭

2025-02-23 17:25:56 +0000 UTC

the “what the fuck” at 36:18 was so perfectly emphasized and so hot i can’t even properly articulate but august, my guy, you have a way with the simplest words

cheyenne ☕️

2025-02-23 17:21:53 +0000 UTC

Cutieeeeeeeeeee!!!!!! In the little freaky frog costume is so adorable, I’m going to scream. Also “peach worship”, it’s finally your time 🍑. Also the image of him being grabbed by his chin 🙂‍↕️. Thank you for sharing 💓!!!

Gabriella 🥭

2025-02-23 17:18:56 +0000 UTC

🎵 Now Playing - I Wanna Be Bad by Willa Ford 🎶 🎥 - INT: GABRIELLA’S BEDROOM - EVENING Gabriella furrows her brow as she presses play on an audio she knows will functionally lobotomize her. These little film school freaks, I love them!!! In my personal head canon, they’re all getting their MFAs at the August Film Institute. Ex-boyfriend is in direction. Maybe at some point in his life, he was better at teamwork and bringing together various ideas to form a cohesive vision, but he’s unfortunately become drunk with power and can no longer appreciate the importance of all the other parts of a production. L is in screenwriting. She (clearly) has a talent for juicy plots, character potential, and forward momentum. L’s great on their own, but their work really shines with the Speaker who is in cinematography (or cinnamon topography, for the cultured). Good lord can they create a dynamic, visually interesting, textured, fucking HOT SCENE wowie!!! Speaker, our DP, is so so good at creating an atmosphere, a particular emotional experience using sight (but also sound, the mouth on this guy…). I’ve said before that some of your Doms have a directorial way of approaching these encounters that is so hot as it underscores their own depravity, these visions giving them control over the situation and fortifying them. They’ve envisioned this dozens of times or, like this guy, they’re really good at this stuff because it’s a skill he has been cultivating, so he can see L’s vision on the page (her brain) and create the visual feast in less than an hour. With the exhibitionism, he gives L additional options for greatest sexual-emotional impact using sight (“what if we did it at the party? What if I film this?). This is the sexiest brainstorming session I’ve ever been a part of. I am so intimidated by Style & Substance M, but also can’t stop staring at him in class. 🎥 - INT: GABRIELLA’S BRAIN - MORNING Brain cells 1 & 2 (#3 is still TKO’d) are chatting about what they heard last night, still in a stupor. It is sooooo hilarious to me that Speaker found a nemesis in grad school, that’s so silly and also so sick (already attested to loving the idea of academic rivals). At first, on the balcony, I was surprised at how huffy the Speaker was, and I think I’ve come to the conclusion he was envious. He’s Frank Grimes, and L’s ex is Homer Simpson. Maybe he was going to go to that thing last summer where L and ex-boyfriend met. How did the worst man alive bag this mega hottie? AND they’re defending him??? Pure rage. Grumble grumble, L doesn't even know him well, they only met the past summer while the Speaker has hated him for a much longer time! I don’t think he wanted L then, but once he realized how petty she also is… something cracked open. I could hear his Cheshire cat smile when L mentioned ex-boyfriend being disciplined and in the delivery of “what a terrible idea… 😁”. Around 12:50, I think he realizes this is a Todd Haynes-Julianne Moore type beat, and he’s about to get a performance out of her that others have not and perhaps cannot! The second “do you actually like me?” ask was the confirmation he needed that he won, he bested the worst guy ever! Or rather, he’s bested her, the person he actually respects, and has almost fully eliminated the evil (fucked every trace of ex-bf out of L). Like Palentine’s, this is a tricky balancing act that you’ve executed with incredible grace. It does not feel like two guys having a dick measuring contest with the L just there as a prop, but like he sees inside L’s mind and knows he’s winning her over and is relishing in the victory, L having come to his place without realizing he actually might be nastier and more petty than she is. Any thoughts of the ex-boyfriend are long gone. Having said that, there are maybe aspects of the ex-boyfriend that drew L to him initially, like his wanting and liking attention. While this Speaker doesn’t want attention in the same way L’s ex does/gets it, he needs credit and to preoccupy L totally. No matter who is in L’s ass next, he gets credit for being the first. No matter how desperate L gets in the future, they crawled for him first! Also re totally engulfing L like a Horny Miasma, casting Confusion for 100 turns, the solo gangbang idea is CRAZY WORK WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU. Sorry. It always makes me fucking crazy when you bring up solo spitroasting, and this was no exception. It is such a haughty thing to say, but you always deliver, so I can’t do anything but throw up my hands and say, “I guess!!!!!!!!!!!” 😒🤘🏿 🎥 - INT/EXT: OUTER SPACE – TIME DOES NOT EXIST HERE Around halfway, the oral + fingering sounds started to grind my brain cells into a fine powder, so I am piecing together ideas from my gasps and exclamations of “oh my fucking GODDDDDDDDDDDD 💣”. The sound in general in this one is oppressively good. 🎞️The mouth sounds in this from start to finish are insane. Like at 12:21, I can hear the spittle rattle as he’s starting to lose it. This was an act of war against me personally. 🎞️The catty delivery of “standing up for your man”. Omg he’s such a bitch, NEED (to bite) HIM 🎞️There are way too many banger lines here. I’m grappling with the fact that maybe this Speaker is just that sexy, he just talks like that. Need him to be nuked from space, will be fighting him in the backyard of my sexual mind palace for his crimes of excessive hotness. 🎞️He feels like a new boy, I can’t quite place him, which is fun! Maybe he lives in the realm of recent decently rough loverboys but not really! I’m soooo delighted to hear your experiments with different flavors of Speaker! 🎞️The joy of being discovered as a slut. I assume this is also a fantasy for lots here, someone experiencing shocked delight by your degree of sluttiness. The nice, mature version of this idea is that two or more people just aren’t sexually compatible and that’s okay etc etc. That’s true. But the hot version of that is hearing “you were WASTED on that person what THE FUCK” as they take out their frustration with the cosmos for not colliding you together sooner on you. That’s good stuff 👍🏿. Was truly EXHILARATING here 🎞️Briefly on words: “dick” feels so much more playful and like…. We’re bros fucking, we’re in cahoots. I don’t know if that makes sense, but I thought it matched the vibe of these two messy bitches doing something bad together and being super giddy about it. Also the daddys have been really hitting lately 🥴. I know you mentioned “good girl” perhaps feeling overused to you, but I don’t know…. Especially here, with L’s ex having fake Dom energy, they’ve probably never heard it used this well. If L’s ex is style, this Speaker is both style AND substance. He’s the real deal, so she is actually allowed to (and can’t really stop herself from) totally decompensating. He totally melted L’s icy exterior. So the good girls at 29:00 as celebration of L really getting into it were SUPER EFFECTIVE! I don’t know if I’ll ever tire of a well-placed and well-earned “good girl”, and you’re really, uh, good at finding impactful moments for them. 🎞️”Fuck, look at your face. You want so bad, don’t you?” This made………unspeakable impact. I thought about it randomly while doing the dishes yesterday, and my knees buckled. It’s like…a little humiliating to be so accurately perceived, like L seems a little pathetic (hell yeah). Love that feeling of being a pen someone is twirling in their fingers, but I’m their favorite pen. Also, the spanks were so crispy!!! I felt that shit! 🎞️Clapping and jumping up and down that this is slightly giving Shiv & Tom balcony fight!!! 🎞️I don’t have any respectful words to say about it, but this was an EXCELLENT speaker orgasm holy fucking shit, sooooooooo thrilled by this new development of Speakers edging themselves Yay, you did it! It makes total sense to me that your recording devices jumped into a frigid lake after you made this because WOW. “I hope it's worth it, it's a long and juicy one at least” I’ll say! And thank goodness, if it weren’t, I was going to get my bindle and hit the tracks (impossible, I am wrapped around your finger). Also, I find it so so fun that your Patreon is a sexual sandbox. Knowing @rachel🍓, she will say something beautifully about your kink archaeology here as she’s chair of the department, so I’ll just say it’s crazy that, like others have said, we’ve all sort of been on this anal journey together. Those of us who were simply curious have had our curiosities sated, are learning more, trying stuff out. We’re all growing together which is very sweet. I guess that may sound crazy, but it really brought me back to my Sex Nerd Sandra days, like I was excited researching anal and various doodads, lubes, etc etc. This is all very hot, but it is always, first and foremost, very very fun! Thank you, August, for giving me an Anal Scroll so I could learn a new spell (is it obvious I’ve just been listening to you and playing BG3 this weekend) 💗!!! 🎥Addendum: I didn’t even mention the mirror + sexual cinematography! The mirror lets L appreciate the totality of what she’s done (eliciting euphoria and some icky feelings, as noted by Speaker at the end). It’s an amplifier, Speaker, Listener, and mirror arranged to reflect and intensify the images like light in a mirrored box. This morning, I also appreciated the mirror and the encouragement at the end differently. L never having done anal with ex-BF could have come about for many reasons, and my reading is that she didn’t trust her ex enough to do it. Maybe L couldn’t get over their own shame about it and/or didn’t trust him to handle it with care (considering he’s characterized as self-absorbed) and/or it just didn’t seem like it would be fun with him. Regardless of what went into the decision, I think it’s really meaningful that, after only talking with this guy for like an hour, L was both horny enough and felt safe enough to take the plunge. And it’s quite a vulnerable thing to fuck in front of a mirror, to be so wrapped up in the moment that presence-stealing thoughts don’t invade your mind. L seems like a fairly confident person (and is prepped to boot, so has probably done mental work before coming over too), but it seems like they also trusted this Speaker to create a compelling image that wouldn’t take them out of their body, absolutely VITAL to anal as L has to stay present and relaxed to enjoy herself. How could L still feel any shame or restraint when he's being so encouraging, clearly losing it, clearly also shocked by how good everything feels, is right there with her in this huge feeling? There's simply no room for shame in that moment, it's been crowded out by delight! Especially once it's all the way in and he focuses L's eyes on him? What?! That’s nuts! All that in 45 minutes??!?!?! Classic AITW goated rough MDom Speaker quality of being a respectful and nasty person for whom the creation of safe, fulfilling experiences, most especially when pushing limits, is paramount. Also, today the "how do you want it? pillow soft Fuck." was extra yummy💥!

Gabriella 🥭

2025-02-23 16:57:09 +0000 UTC

Wow this was the best anal audio I have ever heard. The build up, the crawling, and the straight to it!!!! Jesus you have some stamina and your moans and dirty talk are just top tier. We are going to need a part 2 for what happens the rest of the night Daddy!

Liz 🫦

2025-02-23 16:29:12 +0000 UTC

AUGUST YOU ATEEE🎀🎀 OMG YOU COOKED YOU COOKED LORD

viccyswrld

2025-02-23 14:28:34 +0000 UTC

Omg I love the drawing!! Thank you for sharing 💕

Grace

2025-02-23 14:19:09 +0000 UTC

@Mimi: ILYSM 🫶🏼

Dana 💥

2025-02-23 11:12:44 +0000 UTC

@Mina Tysm! He’s too precious💕

🌹💘Lauren 💘🌹

2025-02-23 10:27:15 +0000 UTC

fuck this is my first comment ever but goddamn i have been PRAYING for the anal audio ever since you first teased it and i can tell you i have already finished twice listening to this and i am incapable of reaching the end of the audio. 10/10, one of your best, i really hope to see more ass stuff in your future audios

Plums

2025-02-23 10:16:49 +0000 UTC

is that august in a froggy hat? omg i’m gonna cry that’s so cutesy 🥺

mina

2025-02-23 10:15:15 +0000 UTC

yes! light bondage could make a comeback orrrrrr maybe some collar and leash action 👀

mina

2025-02-23 10:12:26 +0000 UTC

YESSS DANA SPEAK YOUR TRUTH OMFG

Mimi (she they)

2025-02-23 09:53:36 +0000 UTC

This is going to be a “just grinding pt 2” im excited

🌹💘Lauren 💘🌹

2025-02-23 09:48:45 +0000 UTC

✨35:57 That’s all I have to say🙂‍↕️ OMG idk what I expected but August you ate again✨The crawling😭?? I went in blind and was gagged, the anal (downstairs) was still handled with so much care, and idk why but checkups are my favorite things, this was just so well done! I stay impressed with your choice of words and scripts. 💕 Also, I hope you enjoy it, please, and thank you! https://imgur.com/a/alCfDFH The dynamic between the listener and speaker when they’re bickering and cussing each other out is justtt 🤌🏾 YOU ATE (I’m terrible with explaining myself) You’re literally so inspiring too, I hope you know that and I have to say toxic August is very much needed. The characters are never rude, but the wordss get me every time, I hope there are more in the future! It was so worth the wait💕

🌹💘Lauren 💘🌹

2025-02-23 09:43:46 +0000 UTC

Amazing audio but I was immediately brought back to my body when I heard him say the most Canadian sorry I've ever heard

.apllesauce

2025-02-23 08:39:36 +0000 UTC

37:18 - 40:49 i think my brain short circuited. i was trying to play cod while listening to this. BIG MISTAKE. i could NOT focus. i was just sitting in front of my screen like 😦 “there’s no fucking taking this back” “fuck every last trace of him out of you” “you wanna make him regret it?” (also the check-ins 🥺) i’m in love with this toxic listener. personally, if i had the opportunity to fuck my ex’s enemy i’d do it in a heartbeat bc he deserves it. this was definitely worth the wait. 🙂‍↕️☝🏽 i literally got chills and tears in my eyes from how good that felt listening to

raivvin

2025-02-23 08:29:32 +0000 UTC

“have you ever crawled for cock in you LIFE”??! and how does it feel to crawl with your WHAT fucking my WHAT???

raivvin

2025-02-23 08:00:02 +0000 UTC

i hope this gets a part 2 🥺 i think it would be really cool if this messy toxic listener propositions a friends with benefits arrangement because she wants to keep doing the things she didn’t have with her ex! maybe a chance to do a msub fdom audio? toxic listener always wanted to be a dommy mommy in the bedroom with the ex but didn’t get the chance to so she gets dominant with the ex’s enemy 😳 just an idea tho

mina

2025-02-23 07:18:16 +0000 UTC

when he opens that google doc, millions perish

chlo 🩰

2025-02-23 07:10:29 +0000 UTC

@Alita: Thank you! The flight home was definitely an interesting one with this audio playing for 1 hour 45 minutes 😂🫶🏼 it’s definitely absolute TASTE 🤌🏼 I didn’t include ALL the delicious lines in the audio that’s why you might see some of them not mentioned but the things I truly had comments about. Enjoy your re-listens!

Dana 💥

2025-02-23 06:47:25 +0000 UTC

i wanted a sequel to my favorite audio for my birthday. i was desperately trying to will it into existence. fingers were crossed. witchcraft was considered. and i'm still holding out hope for the future. but for now? i'll take exactly this, please and thank you. snarkiness and all. SO GOOD.🫠🥴

c80-kiNz

2025-02-23 06:39:56 +0000 UTC

All horniness aside you're a really good voice actor. I definitely believe every role you've done.

Girly

2025-02-23 06:38:16 +0000 UTC

Dana, you have arrived and your essays are as always ON FKN POINT✅✅✅ Timestamps so i can uh go back for the [-----]th time and relisten You, my queen, have such exquisite T A S T E 🤌🏼 🫡

AlitaNYM

2025-02-23 06:34:48 +0000 UTC

what a champ changed me as a person!!

Lissa 💕

2025-02-23 06:32:29 +0000 UTC

This is the most concise comment and I love it cuz FACTS🗣️

AlitaNYM

2025-02-23 06:31:52 +0000 UTC

Banger after banger after CERTIFIED BANGER 💯 Cuz "what a champ" 🏆🏆🏆🏆🏆🏆 https://media.tenor.com/gDXPQZudeT0AAAAM/banger-certified.gif

AlitaNYM

2025-02-23 06:30:43 +0000 UTC

Yo i 100000% agree w this surpassing the next Moany awards and going straight to AITWHall of Fame Your Honor - petition to skip nominations for this one and go straight to legendary🗣️

AlitaNYM

2025-02-23 06:28:39 +0000 UTC

This is so real and I feel thatttttttt 👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽

AlitaNYM

2025-02-23 06:27:02 +0000 UTC

The "...get a condom" and "what a champ" fkn floored me and I'm back again for the [redacted]th time

AlitaNYM

2025-02-23 06:26:32 +0000 UTC

Glad to know I’m not alone!!!

SV

2025-02-23 05:20:27 +0000 UTC

THAT LINE GODDDDDD

revali

2025-02-23 05:08:48 +0000 UTC

(S)creaming

erin 💕

2025-02-23 05:04:35 +0000 UTC

I love love love when you say Listener is hot in a way that almost sounds resentful, like you’re deeply annoyed we’re so hot we’re making you do this 🥴🥵

revali

2025-02-23 05:03:32 +0000 UTC

If August has a “best lines of the year” award, this has to go on the short list

revali

2025-02-23 04:53:57 +0000 UTC

I have a lot to say... but all my inspiration went out the door after you WHIMPERED OUT, "yeah, twice" BYE

Paige ✨

2025-02-23 04:51:06 +0000 UTC

Via mutual friends was what I assumed too

MichaelCeraVe

2025-02-23 04:46:49 +0000 UTC

"so uh....yeah, I hope he's better now but....." this delivery is so sassy I love the passive aggressiveness

MichaelCeraVe

2025-02-23 04:44:17 +0000 UTC

That was SO HOT

Violet 💜

2025-02-23 03:34:02 +0000 UTC

stop ‼️ you’re doing tricks on it 🫵🏻😡

yanna

2025-02-23 01:37:20 +0000 UTC

Ummm ok thought I wasn’t into anal.??… 🙂 what is happening rn

B

2025-02-23 01:01:02 +0000 UTC

real, i’ve just accepted that we’re in the minority lol im always 110% sat either way but i AM in the boat w u ⛴️

Anna 🦕🍀

2025-02-23 00:47:40 +0000 UTC

Yes! I saw the [stairs] tag and immediately thought of Maria Bello’s back after that scene

Peony

2025-02-23 00:45:49 +0000 UTC

“scream on your new daddy’s cock” 🪦💀 what have we done to deserve this man?

P Gar

2025-02-23 00:21:12 +0000 UTC

This donut should have been the audio picture 🤭

Thelnie

2025-02-23 00:11:02 +0000 UTC

Same. I’m living vicariously for the messy situations. This was like having quiet lunch because the next table over is reality tv.

Thelnie

2025-02-23 00:03:25 +0000 UTC

awee love u too dude. This post nut love is beautiful

seatsniffer

2025-02-22 23:23:39 +0000 UTC

Troye Sivan Approved ™️

Minnie

2025-02-22 22:03:42 +0000 UTC

Hmmm good point! Probably asked around or the Ex still has his number saved? Snooped around that sneaky toxic lil ho 😂🫶🏼

Dana 💥

2025-02-22 21:56:51 +0000 UTC

Love a speaker who calls out the messiness of the situation but is definitely THRILLED to be involved in it (throwback to getting over your ex with vacation friend). "So messy" (complimentary) I'm secretly a sucker for this petty messy toxic cheating / breakup talk. Very filthy very fun

Anna

2025-02-22 21:50:22 +0000 UTC

The shaky breaths are causing me conniptions. I wish men were real

Gigi 🪐

2025-02-22 21:18:52 +0000 UTC

BOMBOCLAATTT

jazz🌻

2025-02-22 20:32:55 +0000 UTC

but just because it’s august i guess i’ll forgive him for not measuring in freedom units 💔

Xóchitl

2025-02-22 20:31:53 +0000 UTC

i’m sorry but when i heard “millimeter by millimeter” i immediately thought of the WHAT THE FUCK IS A KILOMETER 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅 audio from tiktok

Xóchitl

2025-02-22 20:30:37 +0000 UTC

Thank you, Mama Dana. 😘

Pie 🥧

2025-02-22 20:26:57 +0000 UTC

speaker is so real, I would also suggest stair sex over showing someone my messy room

nugs

2025-02-22 20:10:34 +0000 UTC

alr wtf IM GONNA CRASH OUTUTUTUU

drew starkeys gf

2025-02-22 20:05:35 +0000 UTC

"If you can take it then take it." yessss I love love that retort. What an absolute banger. The character dynamic was crispy, the dialog fresh, the fuckin' fucked, and that ending was so delicious. Once again, good soup.

makenzi

2025-02-22 19:07:14 +0000 UTC

l o l

Shiloh

2025-02-22 18:43:48 +0000 UTC

"I mean, are TAs faculty? I feel like they're staff." ROLLING lol

makenzi

2025-02-22 18:33:54 +0000 UTC

thank you guys !! 🫶🫶

kenna

2025-02-22 18:22:47 +0000 UTC

We all know she’s a certified online detective, it’s okay.

DeJENerate

2025-02-22 18:16:57 +0000 UTC

Gotta hire a continuity department.

makenzi

2025-02-22 18:10:02 +0000 UTC

unrelated: MULTIPLE SCENE SUPREMACY 🚼

rae

2025-02-22 18:00:22 +0000 UTC

This is commented under every audio ever but GENUINELY THIS IS MY NEW FAV. All the little details about Speaker’s pants tripping him, Listener grabbing a beer, the stuttering while Speaker tries to understand what Listener was saying when she was begging for him, the messy room comment, all the lube mentions + the “ok, more lube - oh you mean more me” (this happened right? I listened to this once last night, I hope I’m not hallucinating lmao), the unbridled EXCITEMENT from him after she said he was the biggest, the kiss into “I’ll go grab a condom” (BC THEYRE ABOUT TO HAVE SEX AGAIN BUT PIV SO THEY GOTTA BE SAFE)?? Maybe next Moanys we can add a “Most Immersive Audio” so this one can get all the rewards it deserves. This one felt particularly taken care of and thought out (not that the other audios don’t) so much so that I did not even realize the runtime was as long as it was. August has been doing this for years now and he still keeps coming up with new lines and scenarios and has never ever felt redundant. Maybe it’s the DMing experience teehee. Anyways, thank you August!!!! (“What a champ” killed me btw, I might sue)

rae

2025-02-22 17:53:32 +0000 UTC

august asking "whose is it?" followed up by his greedy "mine mine MINE" IS JUST MHMMMMM

gabbie

2025-02-22 17:52:25 +0000 UTC

HOLY FAWKKK

nova

2025-02-22 17:49:56 +0000 UTC

it may be the grad school + hangover combo hitting extra hard but petition to add two-story apt to the tags because 🥵 extremely hot

Eva

2025-02-22 17:29:21 +0000 UTC

august’s archive is the library of alexandria to me at this point i’m about to go demented gooner mode and burn this audio onto a CD in case of impending web apocalypse

janis

2025-02-22 17:19:47 +0000 UTC

@Lola: I aim to please 🫡 timestamping is a very important thing in the Augustverse; self-reference and helps others too ~

Dana 💥

2025-02-22 17:12:44 +0000 UTC

Question 🎤 Is this considered kind of an MDom FDom(?) situation? Asking for a friend totally not Bingo related.

Dana 💥

2025-02-22 17:07:06 +0000 UTC

Dana, your essays are...T A S T E 🤌. I just woke up and sprinted here to see if you posted. [ ̶I̶ ̶h̶y̶d̶r̶a̶t̶e̶d̶ ̶s̶o̶ ̶m̶u̶c̶h̶ ̶I̶'̶m̶ ̶n̶o̶w̶ ̶j̶u̶s̶t̶ ̶a̶ ̶p̶u̶d̶d̶l̶e̶ ̶o̶n̶ ̶t̶h̶e̶ ̶f̶l̶o̶o̶r̶] I'm totally normal after this audio. Combining crawling, cocky attitude, mirror sex in an anal audio. DI-A-FUCKING-BOLICAL. PREMEDITATED, FIRST DEGREE MURDER - STRAIGHT TO JAIL 🚔 [Syncing the time stamps to your thoughts is 🤌💀] Thank you 🫡

✨️ Lola ✨️

2025-02-22 17:06:17 +0000 UTC

This is epic - the intensity, the perfect pinch of drama... just chef’s kiss. Please do not include this in the Moany Awards for 2025 because it’s already secured its place in the August Hall of Fame. The stair scene instantly gave me A History of Violence vibes - just as hot, but way more sensual. And the crawling?! How dare you. I also loved the ending - suggestive, abrupt, almost theatrical. It’s honestly becoming a signature move of yours. Also… this was my first anal audio, and I survived! Kinda feels like rewriting a memory, and I’m really glad to have this one in my life. Thanks, Master of Solo Gang-banging ;)))

JammyJam

2025-02-22 17:05:17 +0000 UTC

I’m lending you my usual 4 AM Drop-Day look, I think it’s relatable: https://imgur.com/a/fbRIvYw

Dana 💥

2025-02-22 16:58:58 +0000 UTC

stacking donuts on it audio when

adrian🍑

2025-02-22 16:58:31 +0000 UTC

LITERALLY 😭. Looking at a crème-filled donut like, “you’re so lucky… 😔”. She’s SICK!

Gabriella 🥭

2025-02-22 16:45:02 +0000 UTC

YES pomme I got “ex’s friend on vacay” vibes too! Totally agree that this could be the same F character, I looove a toxic, messy lil freak (in theory ofc) who just stirs the pot for fun, consequences be damned 😈 there’s something so addicting about a good “aw hell, fuck it let’s do this” premise.

sarah 💫

2025-02-22 16:24:48 +0000 UTC

Happy early birthday, kenna!!

Gabriella 🥭

2025-02-22 16:21:21 +0000 UTC

You looking at bagels: HOLE…..🫵🏼🥯

sarah 💫

2025-02-22 16:17:03 +0000 UTC

We wanted to preserve your sweet evening before August obliterated it 🥺

Gabriella 🥭

2025-02-22 16:15:26 +0000 UTC

My vibes were totally off at the farmers’ market this AM. I was cheerful, sure, but soooo distracted. Physically looking at bagels, but emotionally, spiritually crawling up the last step on the staircase in some hot guy’s duplex 😣

Gabriella 🥭

2025-02-22 16:11:17 +0000 UTC

cries in tiny shoebox studio 🥲

sarah 💫

2025-02-22 15:56:14 +0000 UTC

Yes! Speaker understood the assignment.

Thelnie

2025-02-22 15:54:28 +0000 UTC

OMg so funny bc I was going to say "messages" instead of text bc I was thinking Listener must have DM'd Speaker, but I just listened and I do say text. Maybe Listener asked the mutual college friend of BF and Speaker who was hosting the party?

August Winter

2025-02-22 15:44:17 +0000 UTC

I wasnt aware that the ✨️appropriate amount of toxicity ✨️ could be a kink

Autumn in the Shire

2025-02-22 15:42:41 +0000 UTC

that was insane ty

bbxbun

2025-02-22 15:39:10 +0000 UTC

You are all cordially invited to my funeral because I passed away listening to this one. I am blushing I am panting. I’m eating glass and chewing through rebar. You know, normal reactions to a BANGER August audio.

Lissa 💕

2025-02-22 15:32:47 +0000 UTC

but how did she get this man’s number??? I need an hbo miniseries about these messy bitches asap

Rachel

2025-02-22 15:22:46 +0000 UTC

you just brought up memories i forgot i had omg!!

charlie

2025-02-22 15:06:07 +0000 UTC

literally when i heard "millimeter by millimeter," i went "what are you, canadian??" as a joke and then the sorrys came up HAHAHA

charlie

2025-02-22 15:04:41 +0000 UTC

stop that's one of my favorite songs, i'm never gonna think of it without this audio again 😭😭 honestly that's not that bad though

charlie

2025-02-22 15:01:10 +0000 UTC

thank you for the essay dana, this was so fun to read

charlie

2025-02-22 14:56:56 +0000 UTC

bars

chlo 🩰

2025-02-22 14:54:28 +0000 UTC

@sarah @gabriella @anna okay all this talk about skating and No One warned me about this audio?? yall are fake friends (i almost lost my mind listening)

charlie

2025-02-22 14:49:19 +0000 UTC

😭 I also had this thought, like, “damn he’s got an upstairs? okayyyy!!” But I figured I was impressed just bc I’m listening from the context of my small, sweet NYC apartment! hahaha

rachel 🍓

2025-02-22 14:27:21 +0000 UTC

Good lord almighty. Hearing your smiles and laughs in the beginning stages always makes me so excited and wet good lodd. Please do more ex tropes! ✨️💗💓

Sammy 💗

2025-02-22 14:19:53 +0000 UTC

HOLY CRAP SPEAKER'S APARTMENT IS A DUPLEX??

dawn angie 💌

2025-02-22 13:30:59 +0000 UTC

My drunk ass fell asleep 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀 listening now 🙂‍↕️

Deedee 🫶🏾

2025-02-22 13:26:07 +0000 UTC

I randomly woke up at 3 am and saw the notification. I obviously pressed play immediately and instead of going back to sleep afterwards, I had no choice but to press play again. sigh I fear it's the only way.

Sabina 🌹

2025-02-22 13:18:43 +0000 UTC

That’s actually something I’ve also noticed; this speaker definitely listened to Listener and gave her what she truly needed, something apparently (not really apparent tho) was not fulfilled by the Ex! And yes, the math was mathing in all sorts of measure units 😭

Dana 💥

2025-02-22 13:10:02 +0000 UTC

I love how it gave you such a whiplash it sobered you up 😂😂😭😭😭😭 this audio should go down in history. HYDRATE AND SLEEP, OhFeelYuh~

Dana 💥

2025-02-22 13:08:29 +0000 UTC

I find myself tapping the like button multiple times hoping it’d like send some premium super like sometimes 😭😂

Dana 💥

2025-02-22 13:07:16 +0000 UTC

@Nasa: glad you enjoyed it! It was a lot to process 😂

Dana 💥

2025-02-22 12:56:56 +0000 UTC

MY GOD I love reading your long essays dana. I listened to the audio again and just payed attention to your comments at each time stamp you mentioned and I can’t lie it was pretty fun.

nasa [is severely homesick] 🧸

2025-02-22 12:28:34 +0000 UTC

Hi everyone! Welcome back to yet another episode of Dana’s Unhinged Essays~ I’m currently on a plane going back home and what better way to spend the time than to do a relisten AND essay! 📝📝📝 it’s one of my longest, spent the whole flight on this so let’s fucking go!!! So the first listen happened around 4 AM and the reactions I had were so ‘entertaining’, so I’m gonna do my best to keep it short and mention them again down here. (Edit: I failed. It’s the opposite of short; get yourself some snacks; have a toilet break if you must. Read on the toilet even, idc) I already downed a bottle of water so we’re hydrated. Let’s freaking go! First of all, multiple scenarios is always a win for everyone! Grumpy speaker? ✅ Speaker and Ex went literally from friends to enemies, absolute drama! The audacity of listener to go to this dude after a breakup, damn! [12:44] “Yeah, yeah, yeah okay, fuck I’m petty, I’m petty, now suck my cock” the delivery of that line was insane. calm; collected; HOT! The kissing, I always loved. It doesn’t sound sloppy, it doesn’t sound ‘fake’, the little whimpers and soft moans going on just tickle my brain. Always! [13:35] “yeah, yeah, okay? It pisses me off to see him with somebody like you” ugh jealousy reared its ‘beautiful’ head. “No, no, didn’t deserve this” sir pls 😭 [13:52] “My room’s not the cleanest right now, so” speaker is so real for this LMAO whose room is tidy in this goddamn economy?😭 [14:00] “Yeah, I’m coming, I’m coming, I’m tripping on my fucking pants” dude the comedic timing is insane; speaker didn’t even think of lifting his freaking pants 😂😭 the image of him waddling with his pants around his ankles is killing me. Not him stopping her midway up the stairs to kiss and fuck GOODNESS GRACIOUS! [16:30] “I wanna see you strip on my stairs” WHAT A TOOL! UGH 😂😭😮‍💨 [16:37] “Here I’ll take them” chuckle “it’s fine, it’s fine. I guess you’ll have to walk down naked later and get them” did this mfkr throw her clothes downstairs AND LAUGH WHAT A BRAT! 😭 Any body worship of any kind does it for me. “That perfect body”, “look at those tits” 🤌🏼🤌🏼🤌🏼🤌🏼 [17:04] “God, you’re such a hot fucking….piece of ass” an expression sure but he was down for her ass bad already fans self [17:21] “Also never fucked anyone else’s girlfriend before so” okay cheating is bad but fuuuuuuuu——- “no, you’re not, you’re not his girlfriend? Yeah, I guess you’d be a pretty shitty girlfriend if you were this fucking wet for me, huh?” My goodness, the filthy, dirty mouth on this speaker. [17:53] “I dunno maybe we should’ve done this before you broke up, huh? Would you moan for me like that with these fingers all over your cunt, you cheating slut?” OUFFFFFF sir smacking her left and right. [18:10] “Really, at the party? You should let me fuck you in the bathroom or something?” The way speaker voice was pleasantly surprised and very turned on by the idea of them fucking before the break-up, semi-publicly. DELICIOUS 🤌🏼 [18:35] “Such a good girlfriend getting fucked by his worst enemy while he waits for you outside?” Sir what are you doing?! 😭😭😭 “Is this the kind of toxic slut you are?” [18:52] those 👏🏼tit 👏🏼slaps 👏🏼 ffs the way I audibly gasped at that bit! A pleasant surprise. So messy, so sloppy, yes please 👏🏼👏🏼😭 [20:40] “Suck on my thumb while I suck this clit” she was definitely visibly desperate for him to laugh at her and offer his thumb! [20:58] “Fucking waste! Wasting your time with him; you’re so much better like this, all spread out on my stairs taking my fingers and my tongue” it’s giving desperate 🤌🏼 like they broke up, but he keeps bringing it up, love it! [21:34] “What were th—- Shh, sh- what? Sh… okay, okay, stop begging for my cock for a sec, okay?”August, you had absolutely no right being this fucking diabolical, okay?! 😭 The realisation when she told him what they’ve never done; and that it’s the first time for both of them! SQUEELS [22:09] The way I actually clapped when he asked “did you, like, prep?” I AM SO HAPPY all these little things are mentioned, “So premeditated” EVIL! MURDER INTENT. JAIL 🫵🏼 to the BOTH OF THEM! [22:29] “Obviously, obviously we’ll use lube” the way I literally threw my hands up in JOY! There has been so many works that used only spit as lube for anal and that was such a pain to even read! 😭 THANK YOU FOR THE LUBE! “Can I just eat it and play with it a little like this?” I have ascended, ASCENDED! And I’m not talking about the plane I’m literally in right now listening to this audio (again) The way the SFX for [Ass Eating] is different from the SFX for [Pussy Eating] says a lot about the quality of work we have at hand here, y’all! 👏🏼👏🏼 The way he’s just being very considerate that it’s her first time as well! Not going all the way in from the get-go, this considerate, grumpy man! Also can’t believe these two are still on the fucking stairs. [24:36] to [24:55] is so evil, being left in the silence with only the SFX, makes listener ponder the futility of life, the choices she’s making, but she’s there and she’s not going anywhere that filthy little slut 👏🏼 [24:59] “I could hear you from my room” ahahaha yes yes she’s a nasty ho 😭😭😭😭😭 [25:42] “God, that pissed off look is so hot” cuz she’s angry with herself up how she’s enjoying this so much! And that brat of a speaker ughhhhhhhhhhh I wanna fight him! “Feel it open for me like that” ~~~~~~~~~~~~ no words! The entire anal prep was just chefs kiss [26:45] “That cock, that fat cock that you like playing with so much, that’s going in right there” listener is such a slut and I love her for it! 👏🏼👏🏼 [27:23] “Let me get more lube” I’m telling you, adding these little lines makes a world of a difference. RESEARCH HAS BEEN DONE AND IS BEING APPLIED 😭😭 More lube is always needed! [28:00] “You just fucking cum with my fingers in your ass whenever the you need to” my brain snapped?!! Why are you like this?! [28:35] The praise and degradation of being called “So fucking hot, so fucking gorgeous” while also saying “Look at you slut, look at you coming like that” The repetitions of “come for me” is always such a little lovely thing to hear 😭🤌🏼 [29:26] “You don’t have to stand up, you can just crawl to my room if you want” the way my jaw DRRRRRROPPEDDDDDUH FOR ALL TO SEE 😭😂 [29:59] “Have you ever crawled for a cock in your life?” No but for fuck’s sake if I am spoken to like that, I would, in a heartbeat! [30:50] “Let’s get you in front of the mirror” fucking TASTE 🤌🏼 making her watch her first time happen?! DIABOLICAL is not even enough. [31:06] “So, uh, do you actually like me now, or…? Or is still just a revenge fuck? Oh no you’re right, I don’t give a fuck, just wanna hear you say it while I push my cock in your ass”with that tone? In front of my salad?! 😭😭😭 [35:32] “Bet you didn’t think this would happen when we met at that party huh? That that guy that your boyfriend was talking so much shit about, who hates him, hates his fucking guts; yeah, bet you didn’t think that, like, a month later you’d be taking my cock up your ass, did you?” …. “Bet you didn’t think you’d be moaning on my fucking dick, god, deep in that perfect ass” dramatically falls on the floor, collecting my brain cells [36:20] Every audio I wait for the line that would make me go WTF IS WRONG WITH YOU?! And this time it’s “Cock-hungry little anal slut” cuz August wtf is wrong with you? 😭😭👏🏼👏🏼 I don’t even wanna go into details of the anal cuz it was so beautifully done, so well-planned, well-performed, despite both being mean to each other, purely physical, he was still gentle and considerate, the check-ups, the talking through it~ the constant“more lube” reminders, not picking up the pace till she was comfortable enough? We stan a grumpy considerate speaker 👏🏼👏🏼 [37:34] “No taking that back, huh? No, no taking it back. Fucking apologize, grovel, ‘I’ll make it up to you; we can even get back together’. There’s no taking this back, there’s no fucking taking this back, right? No, no taking this back. I’ll always be the first one to who has you like this. Yeah, always be the first cock in your ass. Mine, mine, mine, fuck yeah” sjssjjdjdjdjd possessiveness ftw 👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼 [38:21] “Stuffed in all three holes, huh?” Nah jail time, jail time! SOMEONE——- “Gangbang you just the two of us” I take it back, this is the one that made me say WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU?!!!!!!!!! “fuck every last trace of him out of you” Arrrrrggghhhhhh!!!!! My headcanon is that he set up his phone to record the video, but we just didn’t hear it ;) lovely call-back to the V-Day BF! [Coming In Ass] tag is evil, that’s it. Thanks for coming to my Ted talk. [44:04] “You okay? It doesn’t hurt? Holy fuck, what a champ” the check ins, the proud note in his voice haha! Congrats to this filthy duo for breaking their anal virginity. [45:20] “Twice as petty as you, believe me; yeah twice, maybe even three or four times if you stay until the morning” ughhhhhhhhhhh the confidence?! GET OUT! Excuse me, get what?! condom?! That filthy speaker IS UP FOR MORE! TL;DR~ Anal, crossed out on my bingo list! Wohoo! First off, I’d like to congratulate all my Anal girlies out there. We’ve been teased with words, with thumbs, for YEARS, edged even, but now the year 2025 is upon us, and AITW has graciously delivered! This wonderfully-written, wonderfully-performed audio. A round of applause for everyone. 👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼 also, how the fuck are [Praise][Degradation] in the same fucking line, my brain?!!!!! Ahem. Glad to have ya back, August, and with a destructive audio at that! Was it worth it? Eeeeeeeh~~~~ just kidding it was SO worth it! The multiple scenarios, the overall plot, the absolute FILTH of script-writing, that brain of yours, by God! There is something delicious about the absolute silence even with SFX, moans, breaths, UGH! I was listening to this with complete focus because I was hoping, nay, PRAYING, that it won’t be just SPIT and as always, you didn’t disappoint. Lube, lube, lube, wonderfully mentioned and applied, speaker didn’t just go ALL IN, it was just perfectly paced! Thank you for the meal! May your pillow be cold on both sides, and may you never stub your toes. NOW GO HYDRATE, YOU GORGEOUS, FILTHY MAN! PS: I went to bed after the drop then a few hours later I was up, telling my friends “I can’t believe that drop happened” while looking like this: https://imgur.com/a/fbRIvYw

Dana 💥

2025-02-22 11:43:54 +0000 UTC

🎶I feel the rush, addicted to your touch, oh🎶

Moira

2025-02-22 11:28:57 +0000 UTC

Been awhile since i liked anal audios!

PrincessBubblegum🌸

2025-02-22 11:28:00 +0000 UTC

Oh my fucking god, are you kidding me? This is the best anal audio I've ever heard and I've listened to a lot of... What?

Sabina 🌹

2025-02-22 11:20:15 +0000 UTC

Ohhhh yea I'm not getting thru this one sane sorry

Nani

2025-02-22 11:07:43 +0000 UTC

Is there a way to super-like something on patreon? If not I have a request In other news, the combination of everything in this audio has me bluescreening

prettygrlmoans

2025-02-22 11:04:51 +0000 UTC

🤌🤌🤌

prettygrlmoans

2025-02-22 10:58:53 +0000 UTC

🤌🤌🤌

prettygrlmoans

2025-02-22 10:58:10 +0000 UTC

This is awakening something in me... 😳😗

Cloudy514

2025-02-22 10:51:57 +0000 UTC

WOAH WOAH WHAT THE FUCK WHEN DID THIS- HOW FUCKING LATE AM I NOBODY TOLD ME FUCK

Craw Daddy

2025-02-22 10:40:04 +0000 UTC

YOUR BIO??????? I love you

yanna

2025-02-22 10:19:32 +0000 UTC

Adding anal and “champ” to the list of things I didn’t know I liked until August brought it up

pinkJoy_0

2025-02-22 09:59:32 +0000 UTC

🤌🏼🤌🏼🤌🏼

Mimi (she they)

2025-02-22 09:53:35 +0000 UTC

Happy for you

Ni

2025-02-22 09:50:12 +0000 UTC

i dont even FUCK WITH butt stuff like that man

seatsniffer

2025-02-22 09:49:07 +0000 UTC

this cant be legal dawg

seatsniffer

2025-02-22 09:48:57 +0000 UTC

aw happy early birthdee kenna 🫶🏼

ky ❣️💌✨

2025-02-22 09:45:12 +0000 UTC

Raw. Next question

Ni

2025-02-22 09:42:07 +0000 UTC

So I came here, 🍃 as fuck. Expecting to pass out mid audio because it’s like 1 AM, and I’ve been awake since 4 AM yesterday. I am not into anal stuff, but because its an August masterpiece I gotta support. Literally, when anal stuff started. I got hella sober. I was literally half asleep before I started the audio. Now im sober enough to write this and correct my grammar. (Might still contain some mistakes, it’s 1AM) You did an amazing job, August! This is amazing. I am not into it but it’s still sexy. Great job, and cheers to people who waited for this tag to show up. Haha. ❤️ Happy Valentine’s Day, August and beautiful people. ❤️

Pie 🥧

2025-02-22 09:42:07 +0000 UTC

yes hot and mean just how i like it thank youuuu

spoon 🪐

2025-02-22 09:23:27 +0000 UTC

How dare you make us do math when we’re not even supposed to know how numbers count down.

Thelnie

2025-02-22 09:13:05 +0000 UTC

Condom mention and it’s off audio. Orz Orz Orz Orz it’s okay. I’m not making it a thing. 🫣😮‍💨 I just want to mention the drama at the beginning was riveting. 🍿All the lines sprinkled in reminding us that he’s better than the ex and what the listener is here for are so good because it brings us back to the plot. Favorite line is… “I guess you’d be a pretty shtty gf if you were this fcking wet for me.” 🔥

Thelnie

2025-02-22 09:08:02 +0000 UTC

I JUST SAW THE ANAL TAGG FUCKKJKS

Nani

2025-02-22 08:57:08 +0000 UTC

I cant even breathe right now I'm so excited

Nani

2025-02-22 08:55:51 +0000 UTC

Happy Early Birthday, Kenna!!

Dana 💥

2025-02-22 08:45:03 +0000 UTC

Hell yeah cheers to all eight of us!!! I can normally sort of blip over the name calling in most audios but def would be nice to have some more rough non-degradation content in line w the superhero audio. That one is…iconic to me lol

SV

2025-02-22 08:42:08 +0000 UTC

Deedee, update!

Dana 💥

2025-02-22 08:41:46 +0000 UTC

I’m fine hyperventilating

Issay

2025-02-22 08:38:59 +0000 UTC

Immediately off rip i have so many thoughts, here's an unorganized list of them 👇🏾👇🏾👇🏾 🍑"I'm twice as petty as you are. Maybe even three or four times if you stay til morning" It's dialog like this that makes me a proud evangelist of these audios, no one's doing sexy funny like you. 🍑 F is gonna have soooo many complex feelings in the morning. They remind me of F from the "fucking your ex's best friend on vacation" audio, maybe they're the same person and this is the first instance of her sleeping with specifically chosen people to get under their (ex)bf's skin. The toxicity and willingness to make shit messy checks out. Yes, I listen to these audios for the plot how could you tell? 🍑 The sound design is always a highlight in your body of work, and that trend continues here! A very solid and consistent level of quality work here, I love how Real this all felt. 🍑When Enemy was asking what Boyfriend said about him, I answered in my head "that you're an asshole that stole his ideas" and when Enemy said that he wouldn't say he's an asshole, I did a little dance. It's fun following the Vibes of the dialog and trying to guess what you had in mind for the general Idea of how F would respond, especially when I get it "right." Yes I do strive to get a good grade in listening to audio erotica, it is a normal and possible thing to achieve!!! 😖 🍑 My relationship with butt stuff has been rocky, but I think I've come around to it once again. Thanks King 🙏🏾 🍑Another banger for the books, this man doesn't know HOW to miss! It was well worth the wait ❤️❤️

Pomme🍎

2025-02-22 08:38:01 +0000 UTC

so fucking funny ahhh my leg!

yanna

2025-02-22 08:17:45 +0000 UTC

the “you can’t take this back” omg 🥵🥵

Lauren 🍒

2025-02-22 08:15:09 +0000 UTC

I feel like the scales have fallen from my eyes and i can see clearly for the first time. Anal girlies, I get it now. Also I cheered out loud at the canonical dick size, my analytics brain thanks you 🙏🏾

Pomme🍎

2025-02-22 08:12:07 +0000 UTC

🤌🏼

Dana 💥

2025-02-22 08:08:45 +0000 UTC

Yes anal! [cheering with confetti]

Dana 💥

2025-02-22 08:08:35 +0000 UTC

Jail, for EVERYONE! 👮🏻

Dana 💥

2025-02-22 08:08:16 +0000 UTC

He's coming [cumming] back for seconds, thirds, fourths, fifths, all day all night all holes ✨️

✨️ Lola ✨️

2025-02-22 08:01:40 +0000 UTC

It was fucking amazing

Gen

2025-02-22 07:52:28 +0000 UTC

the anal audio is finally here. i- whew ok deep breaths. deep breaths. hyperventilating with the tags alone whew

apple pye

2025-02-22 07:51:22 +0000 UTC

Happy Birthday!!

🌹💘Lauren 💘🌹

2025-02-22 07:03:42 +0000 UTC

never really understood the appeal of anal until now 😵‍💫

Dee

2025-02-22 06:51:10 +0000 UTC

The long awaited anal tag was better than I could've imagined 🤤🖤

Rowan

2025-02-22 06:45:34 +0000 UTC

The crawling reminds me of the Dom Neighbor... time for a relisten to that classic 👌

KWoww

2025-02-22 06:39:46 +0000 UTC

YES GAWD

nasa [is severely homesick] 🧸

2025-02-22 06:38:48 +0000 UTC

Very "History of Violence", eh?

KWoww

2025-02-22 06:36:11 +0000 UTC

happy birthday, cait!! 💖

alisha 🌱

2025-02-22 06:31:03 +0000 UTC

"evil fucking slut....SO premeditated" is going on my 2025 mood board ✍🏼🙂‍↕️

Rowan

2025-02-22 06:30:57 +0000 UTC

happy early birthday, kenna!! your new pfp is absolutely stunning!! 💖

alisha 🌱

2025-02-22 06:30:15 +0000 UTC

Me, my bottle of SuperRush, and my right hand have been waiting for this one ☝️❤️

Minnie

2025-02-22 06:22:27 +0000 UTC

I am such a slut for a high quality intro, just small things like the tripping over the pants detail really make your scripts feel so natural and immersive! A pleasure to listen to 10/10

pinkJoy_0

2025-02-22 05:49:30 +0000 UTC

Same here. Degredation is not my thing, but aggressive love is. I love praise, especially in rough scenarios.

KWoww

2025-02-22 05:49:20 +0000 UTC

WAIT THE LAST MINUTE IM SORRY DID YOU JUST

Liv

2025-02-22 05:46:36 +0000 UTC

Dear GOD how do you keep outdoing yourself, August? I swear each audio shows a new level of feral I never realized I could be 😮‍💨

Liv

2025-02-22 05:44:32 +0000 UTC

I GASPED TOO I WAS LIKE YES SIR

Liv

2025-02-22 05:43:15 +0000 UTC

The sore-ys are so precious 😭

Liv

2025-02-22 05:42:21 +0000 UTC

What if she’s the same L as in the Halloween masked killer audio, and masked guy is either her now ex or this S while L and her ex were still dating

Apex

2025-02-22 05:39:51 +0000 UTC

dawg i'm in HEAT 🫦

ara♡ ⋆｡˚

2025-02-22 05:29:08 +0000 UTC

whOA I’ve wanted to get into roller skating for sooo long that’s so cool!! 🛼 Also lmaosksjkd the fact that you didn’t know it was anal makes your initial comment so much better omg 🍑

sarah 💫

2025-02-22 05:18:47 +0000 UTC

read the tags and realized that maybe god does exist.

Llama

2025-02-22 05:13:58 +0000 UTC

Happy early bday Kenna!!!! Also love ur new pfp 🤩

sarah 💫

2025-02-22 05:05:12 +0000 UTC

“Stop begging for my cock for a sec, okay?” 🥵

revali

2025-02-22 05:02:46 +0000 UTC

You’re WELCOME 😂

Dana 💥

2025-02-22 04:52:39 +0000 UTC

your reactions were EVERYTHING

Mimi (she they)

2025-02-22 04:45:26 +0000 UTC

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!! what a drop to have on your special day

Mimi (she they)

2025-02-22 04:45:00 +0000 UTC

Yes ma’am, this is a good ass birthday present 🫡 I hope you have an amazing day on your upcoming birthday

divvy

2025-02-22 04:41:13 +0000 UTC

happy early birthday, kenna!! 🥳♓️

rachel 🍓

2025-02-22 04:34:43 +0000 UTC

ohhhhhh my god these tags 🫠 can’t wait to listen GAHHH also I’m accepting this audio as an early bday present lol shoutout to the fellow Pisces here !!!

kenna

2025-02-22 04:33:14 +0000 UTC

No he really did his big one with this audio, all around 10’s

Sammi

2025-02-22 04:31:29 +0000 UTC

Omgggg

GinGin

2025-02-22 04:25:51 +0000 UTC

Ooh a passionate F2L “fuck every trace of him out of you”-centered audio would be so hot. That part was great in this one. Also would love to see some rougher audios like this but without the degrading names. I’m generally less into them (which I know is the minority here lol), but I also think the contrast element of rougher sex w some sweetness mixed in is really fun :) Thanks August!

SV

2025-02-22 04:16:37 +0000 UTC

My headcanon is that he actually set up the phone to record; just wasn’t mentioned ~

Dana 💥

2025-02-22 04:11:21 +0000 UTC

I legit put my fingers up in 3, then went “nice”

Dana 💥

2025-02-22 04:10:29 +0000 UTC

🤌

Jillian

2025-02-22 04:09:28 +0000 UTC

Ok so Patreon tells me I've been a patron since October 2023 (and this isn't including my Reddit-only days) and I feel like every second of the time I've followed and listened to you I have not-so-secretly hoped for an anal audio and when you edge someone that long you really build up some seriously high expectations... and August, my god, have you delivered 🧎🏽‍♀️ Thank you for the care you took in making sure prep, lube, and even the condom for the next activity was all mentioned and your wonderful check-ins were perfect as always. I feel like I need a cigarette and a long walk but I don't smoke and it's like 20°f outside this was such a fucking banger of an audio. You portrayed this messy toxic relationship so deliciously—I would tune into a whole hbo series about these two—and still incorporated first time anal really well and not in a way that made it seem forced or weird. This is going to be a many-repeat listen ...once my heart rate calms down though bc damn. The details from making listener CRAWL UP THE STAIRS to eating her ass out first to asking her what name she never called her ex yet?? Everything was diabolical in the best way. Really appreciate the work you put into these audios, you seriously never disappoint. I'm going to listen to an aftercare audio now... maybe do some breathing exercises. I hope you have a seriously fantastic weekend because this was an excellent start to mine 🙏😍

hc

2025-02-22 04:07:29 +0000 UTC

🤌

Jillian

2025-02-22 04:03:42 +0000 UTC

HI HI HI HI HI HI HI

risa

2025-02-22 03:56:05 +0000 UTC

I’ve only seen the tags and I’m SQUEALING ‼️‼️‼️ I can’t wait to listen to this one omgggg

Liv

2025-02-22 03:47:20 +0000 UTC

the fridge noise literally made me start snapping, like it's so well done

charlie

2025-02-22 03:42:01 +0000 UTC

ANAL??? I NEVER READ THE TAGS I DIDNT REALIZE, OMG IM SO EXCITED

charlie

2025-02-22 03:39:58 +0000 UTC

roller skating!! though i want to learn figure skating one day, it looks so gorgeous

charlie

2025-02-22 03:39:32 +0000 UTC

@thelnie who needs oxygen anyway?? 😵‍💫

sarah 💫

2025-02-22 03:36:40 +0000 UTC

Oh good I’ve always wanted to live in a lake ☺️

Thelnie

2025-02-22 03:28:19 +0000 UTC

Is no one gonna comment on the scene fadeout?! Very “xoxo, Gossip Girl.” Very “previously on The Hills.” 10/10

GeauxGabby

2025-02-22 03:19:24 +0000 UTC

My back hurts looking at the stairs in the clipart.

GeauxGabby

2025-02-22 03:15:17 +0000 UTC

So real omg, Kink Archaeologist August is back at it on the dig site with this one for me; the transformation I've undergone from averse to interested in anal specifically in the time since DT #13 dropped last year is astonishing...

rachel 🍓

2025-02-22 03:08:52 +0000 UTC

Omggg 😭

GinGin

2025-02-22 03:08:48 +0000 UTC

happy birthday wooooo

ky ❣️💌✨

2025-02-22 03:04:39 +0000 UTC

@adrian it was the “almost halfway” that had me punching my goddamn wall like OKAYYYY??? 🥊 DAYUM OK @rachel popped my eyes open and litchrally yelled “HE DID NOT JUST…..!!!” out loud in my room 😟 extremely super normal! 🥸 @gabriella SAME, the better the details, the better my car drives into a lake 🤕

sarah 💫

2025-02-22 03:00:22 +0000 UTC

ur so real. spinning sucks. ice or roller? i got into figure skating for a while but had to take a time and financial break 😔 can’t wait to go back tho.

Anna 🦕🍀

2025-02-22 03:00:10 +0000 UTC

the way the ruined tech mention sent legit shivers down my spine!!! talk about immersion!!!

rachel 🍓

2025-02-22 03:00:01 +0000 UTC

Terrified. Any specifics (real or imagined) send me into a tailspin 😳😱

Gabriella 🥭

2025-02-22 02:55:47 +0000 UTC

I quite literally shoved my head into the pillow next to me so I could banshee scream, thanks for asking!!!! feeling completely fine + normal about it over here!!!!!! 🙂✌🏼

rachel 🍓

2025-02-22 02:54:56 +0000 UTC

only mildly triggered by the college theatre talk but worth it for making this feel more realistic hehe

adrian🍑

2025-02-22 02:50:43 +0000 UTC

Anal lovers rise up 🫡

aria

2025-02-22 02:49:19 +0000 UTC

i am respectfully begging on my knees

yanna

2025-02-22 02:48:38 +0000 UTC

I am not okay But in a positive way💀

✨Vi✨

2025-02-22 02:47:30 +0000 UTC

NO FRRRR 3 inches being "almost halfway" i gasped out loud

adrian🍑

2025-02-22 02:46:07 +0000 UTC

HAPPY BIRTHDAY

Adaora

2025-02-22 02:45:26 +0000 UTC

oh i loooove this toxic messy listener character. i WILL be campaigning for their win in the next moany awards ☝️🤓

mina

2025-02-22 02:41:23 +0000 UTC

Them quick clean ups from the big comfy couch really coming in clutch

DeJENerate

2025-02-22 02:41:06 +0000 UTC

I’ll be back, nobody but I will know when, but I’ll be back (HAHAHA IM GOING INSANE?????????????? RESPECTFULLY IM SUING)

DeJENerate

2025-02-22 02:39:59 +0000 UTC

Did anyone else lose their everloving shit when speaker explicitly said how many inches were going in or?

sarah 💫

2025-02-22 02:39:40 +0000 UTC

i am processing this information like a threat

ky ❣️💌✨

2025-02-22 02:34:55 +0000 UTC

Great job!

KWoww

2025-02-22 02:29:52 +0000 UTC

So so worth...

.apllesauce

2025-02-22 02:26:34 +0000 UTC

Lmaoooo

Sarah

2025-02-22 02:20:16 +0000 UTC

Also friends, did any of u guys really match the audio… like really follow along? I respect and applaud ur commitment if so . That’s beautiful

emelthefae

2025-02-22 02:18:08 +0000 UTC

it’s extra immersive 🥺 but also so sorry take care of yourself 🫶🫂

kira ✨

2025-02-22 02:16:41 +0000 UTC

omg NOOOOOO i hope you’re takin care of yourself queen!!!

kira ✨

2025-02-22 02:15:25 +0000 UTC

This one made me giggle so much, and I loved the Canadian sorrys 💗

emelthefae

2025-02-22 02:14:53 +0000 UTC

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!

kira ✨

2025-02-22 02:12:08 +0000 UTC

OH MY FUCKING GOD

kira ✨

2025-02-22 02:10:48 +0000 UTC

🤌🤌🤌

nasa [is severely homesick] 🧸

2025-02-22 02:07:11 +0000 UTC

idk how u knew i needed “revenge sex”

sonnyangel

2025-02-22 02:05:44 +0000 UTC

Happy birthday!!! Hope it’s a lovely one 🌸✨

roxy 🥀

2025-02-22 02:05:30 +0000 UTC

the cheating talk got me thinking we are looong overdue for another cheating audio

truffle

2025-02-22 02:03:18 +0000 UTC

This man can make anything intriguing. Frfr.

Samma

2025-02-22 02:00:06 +0000 UTC

Jesus Chryst. I'm not even into anal or cheating and I'm a fucking human waterpark over here. Gawd damn.

KWoww

2025-02-22 01:57:32 +0000 UTC

OMG 17:20-18:10 🥵

GinGin

2025-02-22 01:57:00 +0000 UTC

I'm sorry but "gangbanging just the two of us" "What a pretty fucking picture" "you wanna make him regret it?" <- call back 🤌🤌🤌 [S]CREAMS

✨️ Lola ✨️

2025-02-22 01:55:07 +0000 UTC

one sentence review: pov your valentine's dream is being walked like a dog with a human butt plug leash but no one sees the vision 😞. song: savage remix - beyonce, megan thee stallion

Berry

2025-02-22 01:51:20 +0000 UTC

Happy Birthday!! 💖

Valerie

2025-02-22 01:48:57 +0000 UTC

Happy BIRTHDAYYYYYYY Cait! 🎂🎊🥳

Selene 🌙

2025-02-22 01:47:34 +0000 UTC

Not me getting my hair done and going to the bathroom to listen to a bit of it i alr know it’s gonna be good😫

Gen

2025-02-22 01:44:23 +0000 UTC

happy birthday, cait!!! 🥳

rachel 🍓

2025-02-22 01:42:44 +0000 UTC

this is my reward for passing my driving test today 🙂‍↕️

Kimberly

2025-02-22 01:42:39 +0000 UTC

happy birthday!!! 🥳🥳

Xóchitl

2025-02-22 01:42:09 +0000 UTC

Happy backdoor birthday Cait!! 🍾👏🏼🎊

sarah 💫

2025-02-22 01:40:33 +0000 UTC

Fully crashing out over the kissing sounds in this one

Gabriella 🥭

2025-02-22 01:39:57 +0000 UTC

@sarah, "holey" day 💀💀💀💀 I love your brain

✨️ Lola ✨️

2025-02-22 01:39:08 +0000 UTC

Happy birthday Cait!!! 🎂 🎁🎉

✨️ Lola ✨️

2025-02-22 01:38:18 +0000 UTC

I can’t even put into words how amazing this audio is…. The shakiness in his voice, the desperation, the dominance, the spanking (I swear I almost felt them 😳) everything was so freaking perfect. 1000/10 Who ever ends up with this man is the luckiest person ever.

Mathematician

2025-02-22 01:37:48 +0000 UTC

favorite kissing and mouth sounds ha ha i'm in danger

ky ❣️💌✨

2025-02-22 01:37:13 +0000 UTC

this is what i'm saying. surely he is dabbling in the dark arts bc ????? 🥵😫

ky ❣️💌✨

2025-02-22 01:36:10 +0000 UTC

Wait Omg the bg music is the same as from concert friend (my beloved)??? 🎶

roxy 🥀

2025-02-22 01:35:08 +0000 UTC

the spanking in this one was LOUD, i was gasping fr ik those cheeks red

key

2025-02-22 01:33:57 +0000 UTC

RIGHT bc i love canadians (i hope thats not controversial🫣)

key

2025-02-22 01:32:42 +0000 UTC

Happy birthday!!

Gabriella 🥭

2025-02-22 01:31:25 +0000 UTC

this. was. great.

key

2025-02-22 01:31:13 +0000 UTC

5 seconds in & his voice alone is already making me squeal! 😜

Valerie

2025-02-22 01:30:57 +0000 UTC

I will add: the “premeditated”?? (Ok true crime girlies (gn) rise up) You are so right…it’s first degree murder (of my sanity)…life in prison! Everything about this audio was CRIMINAL and someone needs to be locked up. (You might think it’s August, but it’s actually us) 🫠

roxy 🥀

2025-02-22 01:30:24 +0000 UTC

I neeeeed the "Accountant Walks You Through Your Taxes" audio, need a poll that's all options that are almost impossible to make hot. He's too good! Absolutely insane for me to be moved to actually become anal-capable IRL for fictional audio wave men. Like we might have to burn August at the stake 😥

Gabriella 🥭

2025-02-22 01:29:50 +0000 UTC

Happy birthday, Cait!!!!

August Winter

2025-02-22 01:29:08 +0000 UTC

it sounds like you’re talking about blasting a sick record in your room after hitting the rink, sooo sweet 🥹 (the record in question is a filthy, depraved anal audio)

sarah 💫

2025-02-22 01:28:58 +0000 UTC

i just know this mfer cleaned his room first while he was getting the lube

yanna

2025-02-22 01:28:53 +0000 UTC

oh god yeah this is about to go triple platinum in my headphones

Libby

2025-02-22 01:28:42 +0000 UTC

at a bar rn just checked patreon and EVIL LAUGHED in public. i’m so excited

sk

2025-02-22 01:28:21 +0000 UTC

Moira!!! 🥹😭 you’re so sweet omg I’m so glad you find my styoopid lil jokes funny 💌 and for the record “HAPPY ANAL DAY” is the perfect combo of succinct and creative 😍🫵🏼

sarah 💫

2025-02-22 01:26:56 +0000 UTC

Omg happy birthday cait!!!!

Deedee 🫶🏾

2025-02-22 01:25:27 +0000 UTC

Does this mean Part 2?! PLEASE! 🙏

Valerie

2025-02-22 01:24:51 +0000 UTC

@Dana AHHHHH IM SO IMPATIENTTTT

Deedee 🫶🏾

2025-02-22 01:24:22 +0000 UTC

AUGUST YOU ARE SICK AND TWISTED!!! Fuck me February has done some damageeee so this is what I needed DESPERATELY

Deedee 🫶🏾

2025-02-22 01:23:35 +0000 UTC

You’re gonna LOVE it!

Dana 💥

2025-02-22 01:22:08 +0000 UTC

Same so deserved! I’m willing to contribute 😉

Valerie

2025-02-22 01:21:58 +0000 UTC

ty for the birthday treat!!!!!!!!!!

Cait

2025-02-22 01:21:31 +0000 UTC

@Dana I’m counting down the minutes until I’m finally home 🏃🏾‍♀️💨

Deedee 🫶🏾

2025-02-22 01:21:26 +0000 UTC

Wow and it gets cuter and cooler!!! You'll get the hang of it. And what a treat at the end of a spin sesh!

Gabriella 🥭

2025-02-22 01:21:23 +0000 UTC

@Dana it’s been a long time coming

Deedee 🫶🏾

2025-02-22 01:20:44 +0000 UTC

I was just thinking this! Idek if I’d say I was even curious; maybe just like. Hmm. Vaguely entertained by the thought? But now???!!! NOW…!! On this holey day, February 21, 2025, I can say I’m officially Into It. I’ve said it before but I’m convinced this man can make almost anything work atp. WIZARD!!! 🪄

sarah 💫

2025-02-22 01:18:56 +0000 UTC

It’s giving M E T H O D A C T I N G

Dana 💥

2025-02-22 01:18:37 +0000 UTC

thank you, i am!! i'm trying to learn how to spin and i'm so bad at it. i'm used to the skate park, not the rink

charlie

2025-02-22 01:18:31 +0000 UTC

need him

adrian🍑

2025-02-22 01:17:56 +0000 UTC

The way I laughed at the way this was worded. Genius! I am so sorry tho DO get well soon 😭😭😭🫶🏼🫶🏼🫶🏼

Dana 💥

2025-02-22 01:17:53 +0000 UTC

VERY worth the wait

Sammi

2025-02-22 01:17:37 +0000 UTC

Lmaooo literally @sarah, I was like, "that's so cute omggggg". @charlie, I hope you're having a blast!!!

Gabriella 🥭

2025-02-22 01:17:36 +0000 UTC

HAHAHAHA thank you!! i never thought my excitement to listen to audio porn could be wholesome

charlie

2025-02-22 01:17:22 +0000 UTC

Losing your mind on company time is so expected; however, using your company time listening to August instead? Those KPIs are sky-rocketing.

Dana 💥

2025-02-22 01:16:42 +0000 UTC

no literally.

ky ❣️💌✨

2025-02-22 01:16:18 +0000 UTC

So wish I was @Sarah level brilliant with butt puns, but sadly this audio has robbed me of all creative thoughts 😂

Moira

2025-02-22 01:15:52 +0000 UTC

i used to prayyyyy for times like this

mina

2025-02-22 01:15:43 +0000 UTC

Taking notes like my life depends on it

Dana 💥

2025-02-22 01:15:37 +0000 UTC

Omg I'm genuinely so excited for you in particular, you have been asking for a looong time

Gabriella 🥭

2025-02-22 01:15:31 +0000 UTC

[slides right down those slippery stairs] 🛝

Dana 💥

2025-02-22 01:15:16 +0000 UTC

HAPPY ANAL DAY! 😂😭

Dana 💥

2025-02-22 01:14:55 +0000 UTC

Also kinda gagged that prior to the anal teases in the past few months, I was simply curious, and now I can [full opening sequence from The Lion King] and feel very proud of myself. I get it now! That's GROWTH 📈

Gabriella 🥭

2025-02-22 01:14:48 +0000 UTC

🤌🤌🤌🤌

✨️ Lola ✨️

2025-02-22 01:14:46 +0000 UTC

The edging has been REAL all the time but we made it 😭🫶🏼

Dana 💥

2025-02-22 01:14:03 +0000 UTC

The best blind listen eh?😂

Dana 💥

2025-02-22 01:13:36 +0000 UTC

I support women’s rights AND women’s wrongs But also, audio wise I think this has my favorite kissing and oral sounds, like they’re always good but this audio felt super immersive and next level

Sammi

2025-02-22 01:12:15 +0000 UTC

Thank you for giving that the care and sensitivity it deserved even in this context. You’re a real one for that. You got a wishlist or something lying around August?? Let me buy you something nice I feel like I owe you one now 😂 Alternatively if you have like a favorite charity or something I’m happy to donate I’m an adult I have a job and disposable income lol

Bindi

2025-02-22 01:12:14 +0000 UTC

HAHA Gabriella “Butt Wait…There’s More” 😏

sarah 💫

2025-02-22 01:10:13 +0000 UTC

I will pass out

Ynara

2025-02-22 01:10:05 +0000 UTC

I’m dying at how wholesome* this comment is pfjffjkd (also hope you had fun at the skating rink!) *hole-some

sarah 💫

2025-02-22 01:09:00 +0000 UTC

already scheming to make this sweep the 2025 moanys

Mimi (she they)

2025-02-22 01:06:50 +0000 UTC

Arguably MORE hot IMHO

Samma

2025-02-22 01:05:53 +0000 UTC

YESSSS APPRECIATE

GinGin

2025-02-22 01:05:22 +0000 UTC

Nooo ugh that sucks ass (pun not intended), I hope you feel better soon!! ❤️‍🩹

sarah 💫

2025-02-22 01:04:49 +0000 UTC

oooooo i can’t wait to make my essay debut for this one later, this went CRAZY

Mimi (she they)

2025-02-22 01:04:14 +0000 UTC

That was SO CUTE AND SO HOT like how does he do that...

Violet 💜

2025-02-22 01:03:46 +0000 UTC

This was worth the wait 😩🤌 this audio is going to live rent free in my head for the foreseeable future.

Mathematician

2025-02-22 01:03:10 +0000 UTC

These two freaks start an improv group called "Anything Butt"

Gabriella 🥭

2025-02-22 01:02:56 +0000 UTC

My essay is gonna be so long y’all gotta wait but the way I literally CHEERED when lube was mentioned AND reinforced cuz I was legit listening in ANTICIPATION on how you’d tackle that. I am SO relieved 👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼

Dana 💥

2025-02-22 01:02:14 +0000 UTC

Can't escape those Canadian allegations anymore... And I'm here for it. 🍁🇨🇦🥰🥵😳

Samma

2025-02-22 01:01:17 +0000 UTC

I might be stuck on the stairs part for a longggg time.. thanks august 🙂

nasa [is severely homesick] 🧸

2025-02-22 01:00:59 +0000 UTC

ik my domi is tired of me 😔

Adaora

2025-02-22 01:00:22 +0000 UTC

im actually so excited to listen to this when i get back from the skating rink

charlie

2025-02-22 00:59:43 +0000 UTC

head empty no thoughts just ugh god yes he's so mean but so fucking caring when he has to jfc and also three or four times if you stay until the morning???? slack jawed, gobsmacked, how fucking dare you

rose

2025-02-22 00:57:46 +0000 UTC

🤌🏻🤌🏻🤌🏻

roxy 🥀

2025-02-22 00:57:30 +0000 UTC

🤌🤌🤌🤌

nasa [is severely homesick] 🧸

2025-02-22 00:57:27 +0000 UTC

So deliciously petty and toxic. 🤌 love love Also, the sound design in this was fantastic

Foxanna

2025-02-22 00:57:09 +0000 UTC

Sorry I have error 404’d and can’t leave a productive comment at all except for: YOU ARE SICK (positive)

roxy 🥀

2025-02-22 00:56:03 +0000 UTC

Yes anal! setting off bottle rockets and popping champagne

Gabriella 🥭

2025-02-22 00:56:03 +0000 UTC

My little game was a mistake, this should NOT have been the first time I'd heard your voice in week. I let out a deep sigh, very girlwhoisgoingtobeokay.gif, then pretty quickly became catatonic. These two feel evil in a scary but hot way like Shiv & Tom that is VERYYYYYYYYYY much doing it for me wowieeeeeeeee 😩. Happy belated Valentine's Day, and thank you for your perseverance with this monster of an audio 💘!!!

Gabriella 🥭

2025-02-22 00:54:43 +0000 UTC

HE SURE DID

AlitaNYM

2025-02-22 00:53:21 +0000 UTC

💯🙌🏽

AlitaNYM

2025-02-22 00:53:08 +0000 UTC

IM DEAD

nasa [is severely homesick] 🧸

2025-02-22 00:51:35 +0000 UTC

🤌🏻🤌🏻🤌🏻🤌🏻

yanna

2025-02-22 00:51:01 +0000 UTC

yes anal! we (me) say in unison

wiggie

2025-02-22 00:49:25 +0000 UTC

sigh it’s tradition ladies. hits replay immediately after audio ends.

Moira

2025-02-22 00:49:15 +0000 UTC

🤌🏻🤌🏻🤌🏻🤌🏻

yanna

2025-02-22 00:49:04 +0000 UTC

TASTE 🤌

✨️ Lola ✨️

2025-02-22 00:48:39 +0000 UTC

Did he say “go get a condom” in the last second of this audio and it just ends??????? Or am I hallucinating???????? Like, yeah it’s…sloppy and intense, and you’re just gonna leave us like this, August????????

秦词

2025-02-22 00:46:14 +0000 UTC

@gabriella: i wish!! 😭 instead i'm stuck with my face in my hands, head in my lap, with the windows rolled up as i yell "he can't keep getting away with this‼️"

alisha 🌱

2025-02-22 00:45:28 +0000 UTC

Oh. My. God. The temples I’ll build, the manuscripts I’ll write for this audio, whenever my brain comes back into my body. 🫵🏻 I will be back!! (when I stop shaking enough to write my lil essay…)

Moira

2025-02-22 00:44:08 +0000 UTC

[Arguing] YES GAWD

Koi

2025-02-22 00:43:39 +0000 UTC

i was finna say oh period until i got to the flu part LMAO i hope you feel better😭

key

2025-02-22 00:40:48 +0000 UTC

“What a champ” with that proud tone during aftercare? Omg 😭

Sarah

2025-02-22 00:40:07 +0000 UTC

“I’ll go get a condom” at the end LMAOO that was good I’m not okay

nasa [is severely homesick] 🧸

2025-02-22 00:39:36 +0000 UTC

39:55 That Canadian ass (no pun intended) “sorry” fucking killed me 😭 still hot tho

Dee

2025-02-22 00:38:53 +0000 UTC

I imagine it looks like one of those party buses in your car omg

Gabriella 🥭

2025-02-22 00:38:36 +0000 UTC

45 MINUTE ANAL AUDIO 2025 IS OUR YEAR

Ana

2025-02-22 00:38:01 +0000 UTC

WAR IS OVER

ray 🛰️

2025-02-22 00:37:42 +0000 UTC

Anal. Yes. Thank you August.

Sky

2025-02-22 00:24:37 +0000 UTC

Oh my god?

Kate

2025-02-22 00:23:59 +0000 UTC

this coming out while I am at the club is diabolical 💀

Eva

2025-02-22 00:22:25 +0000 UTC

Dead☠️☠️☠️☠️😂

AlitaNYM

2025-02-22 00:18:18 +0000 UTC

That fucking sucks get better soon babes 💕💕💕

Adaora

2025-02-22 00:16:43 +0000 UTC

Oooooooh revenge sex with ex's worst enemy!!! Just when I need this trope the MOST 😌😝 I need to devour this audio after I get out of the range

✨Vi✨

2025-02-22 00:14:46 +0000 UTC

thank you alisha!! it doesn’t help that i have the immune system of a victorian peasant but we’ll be alright haha

Xóchitl

2025-02-22 00:14:46 +0000 UTC

Reading the tags and description alone made my cheeks and ears burn, and my back sweat a little. Oof, can't wait to listen. Happy belated Valentine's Day! 💌

phonons

2025-02-22 00:11:49 +0000 UTC

damn, get well soon!! 😭💖

alisha 🌱

2025-02-22 00:10:34 +0000 UTC

“my room’s not the cleanest right now” haha, art imitating life, August?

Moira

2025-02-22 00:10:26 +0000 UTC

The tags.... the storyline.... i going to die and I can't wait

Violet 💜

2025-02-22 00:10:15 +0000 UTC

ironic that this is the week we get an anal audio considering i just got severely fucked in ass by the flu that’s going around rn 😭😭

Xóchitl

2025-02-22 00:09:22 +0000 UTC

the tags bitch (I’m sorry) are you trying to keep me here forever… I have a job,friends,a family. Please August spare me this one time 🫥🫥🫥

Adaora

2025-02-22 00:09:20 +0000 UTC

Taste 🤌🏼

Dana 💥

2025-02-22 00:08:53 +0000 UTC

HE FINALLY STOPPED EDGING US FOR ANAL😭😭😭

rubydacherry

2025-02-22 00:07:42 +0000 UTC

@apex: my workplace can thank august's impeccable timing for me not losing my mind on company time 🫣

alisha 🌱

2025-02-22 00:07:35 +0000 UTC

Rafiki voice “It is time…”

Maia (SullieBee)

2025-02-22 00:05:59 +0000 UTC

Not the work parking lot, respect

Apex

2025-02-22 00:05:41 +0000 UTC

its okay babygirl

river

2025-02-22 00:04:27 +0000 UTC

Ooh messy theatre kid S&L is so funny

Apex

2025-02-22 00:04:14 +0000 UTC

ON THE FUCKING STAIRSSS ?:!-!&,&-!,;@/&:&-

nasa [is severely homesick] 🧸

2025-02-22 00:03:27 +0000 UTC

OH IMMA HAVE A FEAST TONIGHHTTTT

gojoflakes

2025-02-22 00:03:03 +0000 UTC

perfect timing!! i literally just ran out of the office and i can't wait to lose my mind in the parking lot lmao 🤭

alisha 🌱

2025-02-22 00:03:00 +0000 UTC

#anal is sending me

big fat thock

2025-02-22 00:00:36 +0000 UTC

BEEN WAITING FOR THIS ONEEE

savannah

2025-02-21 23:56:54 +0000 UTC

Let’s gooo

cumbo feds

2025-02-21 23:56:05 +0000 UTC

LETS GOOOO

adrian🍑

2025-02-21 23:56:01 +0000 UTC

audibly gasped at those tags 😮‍💨😩🤤

Laine 🦋

2025-02-21 23:55:43 +0000 UTC

if it wasn't i'd be disappointed 😌

ky ❣️💌✨

2025-02-21 23:54:27 +0000 UTC

Okay is it weird that I'm appreciating the sound production/design so much?

Knotty Kittie

2025-02-21 23:54:09 +0000 UTC

me, locked into the fictional tea between them like its my job

Mimi (she they)

2025-02-21 23:54:00 +0000 UTC

cheek detected 🫵🏼

ky ❣️💌✨

2025-02-21 23:53:58 +0000 UTC

🚨EVERYONE REMAIN CALM!!! ITS FINALLY HAPPENING!!! 🚨 #anal

L89

2025-02-21 23:53:43 +0000 UTC

me in a stable happy relationship SMASH 🙂‍↕️🤩

Grace

2025-02-21 23:53:25 +0000 UTC

I sure hope so!!!!

sarah 💫

2025-02-21 23:53:15 +0000 UTC

😬 truly sorry

August Winter

2025-02-21 23:52:58 +0000 UTC

I was gonna make an anal joke but it was too cheeky 🍑🤠 HAPPY BELATED VALENTINE ANAL REVENGE SEX DAYYYY everyone get in formation for the analectric slide 🛝💃🏻🪩🔙🚪

sarah 💫

2025-02-21 23:52:48 +0000 UTC

Cannot wait to listen!

Steffie

2025-02-21 23:52:36 +0000 UTC

OMG what timing!! Literally on my way back from the gym and my roommate is gone tonight 🎉🎉🎉 HAPPY ANAL DAY EVERYONE

Moira

2025-02-21 23:52:21 +0000 UTC

how does that old adage go again? revenge sex is a dish best served with [anal]?? 🤔🍽️😏 really looking forward to your take on this premise + anal debut!! thank you, always, for your consideration when trying new stuff + the thorough CWs! 💗

rachel 🍓

2025-02-21 23:52:10 +0000 UTC

im all over this audio after i finish watching the new yellowjackets episode 🙂‍↕️

key

2025-02-21 23:51:55 +0000 UTC

[tires screeching] [people screaming] [horns honking] [cars crashing] [sirens wailing] ["my leg!"]

DivineFeminine

2025-02-21 23:50:58 +0000 UTC

"long and juicy one" mmmmkay

ky ❣️💌✨

2025-02-21 23:50:36 +0000 UTC

holy fucking shit

yanna

2025-02-21 23:49:44 +0000 UTC

Ahhhhhhhhh 😭😭💕💕💕

Hana J

2025-02-21 23:49:19 +0000 UTC

OH BROTHERRRRR

erin 🤸‍♂️

2025-02-21 23:49:01 +0000 UTC

ANAL ARMY WE FINALLY WONNNNNNNNN

Deedee 🫶🏾

2025-02-21 23:48:40 +0000 UTC

the tags in this audio are like if august broke into my brain and stole my dream audio vision board tags

michelle 🐦‍🔥

2025-02-21 23:48:34 +0000 UTC

not me just breaking up with my bf during valentines and that being the theme of this audio🙃

river

2025-02-21 23:48:29 +0000 UTC

45 minutes? oh we’re getting fed good

eri 🦇

2025-02-21 23:48:19 +0000 UTC

Finanal(l)y 🥁

riri

2025-02-21 23:48:15 +0000 UTC

BLIND LISTEN HERE WE GO

Mimi (she they)

2025-02-21 23:47:56 +0000 UTC

perfect timing i just got home from work yayyyy

eri 🦇

2025-02-21 23:47:43 +0000 UTC

These tags??? I CANNOT BREATHE. Worth the wait 😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫

Cristal ✨

2025-02-21 23:47:42 +0000 UTC

LETS GO

Mimi (she they)

2025-02-21 23:47:41 +0000 UTC

FIRST TIME ANAL WE WON BITCHESSSSSSSS OMGGGGGGG

key

2025-02-21 23:47:15 +0000 UTC

OOOOH GOT IT GOT IT SO UR TRYING TO K*LL ME

michelle 🐦‍🔥

2025-02-21 23:47:14 +0000 UTC

The way I slammed my hand on my desk THANK YOUUUUU OHHHHH MY GOD (I’m so normal I swear)

DeJENerate

2025-02-21 23:46:56 +0000 UTC

BOOM SHAKALAKA

ara♡ ⋆｡˚

2025-02-21 23:46:48 +0000 UTC

I can't WAIT to get home and listen to this omg

Yeja

2025-02-21 23:46:38 +0000 UTC

Noooooo I’m out right nowwwwww 🤧🤧🤧🤧

Deedee 🫶🏾

2025-02-21 23:46:38 +0000 UTC

Comments

A cliffhanger, respectfully, August, needs a sequel. "3 or 4 times by the morning" "I'll go get a condom" You had me at 3 or 4, August

August's spanks are so sharp. Honestly the best I've heard.

Flood zone!

I think Nerdy Oral Toy does a bit of crawling, if I remember correctly 👀

MORE ANAL omg who said that

back again, this is gold.

Apologies if this has already been answered but do we know who the artist/s of the song playing at the party is? If I’m not mistaken it’s the same one as the one in concert friend, mayhaps? 👀🎶

Due to recent life events (and augustinthewinter being a master of his craft) this revenge scenario is just cathartic. And “you can’t take this back” ??????? just arghhhh

Yessss, and the best part of all: I GOT TO KEEP THE TEETH HAHAHAHAA :) it's like my trophy 😌

Yay!!! And yes, sooo weird to be reminded teeth are *actually* part of your skull 😣🤢. I’m so glad it went well and wasn’t scary 🥳!!!

Best. Comment. Ever! 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂

OH MY GODDDD

I’m always desperate for more daddy audios 😩

It honestly could've gone out for another hour and I would've been obsessed

LMFAOOO

THE ENDING!!!!! what even is thissss like whatttttt i can’t

ME 🤝 August Daddy Audios

Ooo crossing my fingers for you that you don't have too much pain and recovery is swift 🤒! I've had it done; it's a little scary, but you'll do great!

It was everything I could've wanted 😭😭 especially with some extra nastiness And I actually haven't had it yet!! I'm having it on the 5th of March (so tmrw!! Very nervous but I just want to get it over with desperately)

1) My deepest congratulations as you are someone who has been asking for anal for a loooooong while! 2) How was your wisdom tooth removal??

not to speak too soon bc im only 17 min in (crazy to finally be here but i have not had the time to Commit) and i liiike him 🫣 he’s not toxic he’s funnyyy throwing clothes down the stairs is iconic actually. all the apps boutta add a “filter by apartments with stairs” feature

Phewww - my mind is just making 90s dialup internet noises after that one.

Really no other thoughts in my head just static

I LITERALLY CAN’T THANK YOU ENOUGH FOR THIS AUGUST

Oh my god speaker character crawling is something I need viscerally now.

“i guess u would be a pretty shitty girlfriend if u were this wet for me” STOPPPPPPP ITTTT AAAAAA

i’m not even gonna lie i love toxic shit n idk if it’s cause i’m mexican n only attract toxic ppl, this shit kinda a kink lowkey😭😭😭😭

had to take a mental health break from socials AND I FORGOT THERE WAS TWO AUDIOS COMING OUT i’m so late ;-;

you just get me 🫶🏼 can’t wait to talk to you tonight!

Thank you 🩷🩷oh I’ve definitely listened multiple times 🤭

Thank youu ❤️

@gabriella you get me so baddd I’ve literally commented on Shy Coworker being like “mmm…idk about the eating parts but respect to everyone who loves em! 🤓☝🏼” fast forward to me having an aneurysm during the face riding in the Corny Holemark Loggust audio 😵‍💫 GROWTH‼️

@sarah: omgomgomg SAME re "If we’re being rEAL, I didn’t used to really get the appeal of M going to Munchville". But now the second I hear a mouth sound, my brain cells evacuate the dance floor 🏃🏿‍♀️🏃🏿‍♀️🏃🏿‍♀️

Your voice is heaven to

Are all the likes a YES? I need answers 😂😂😂😂😭😭

Did someone say "bitch"? 👀 I, personally, am a big fan of the use of the word in audio erotica. Naturally, I ran to listen to Enemy Prince and sweet baby Jesus, what was that? Whatever that was, I need him to do it again. I'm on my knees, begging, pleading! It was entirely too good! 🥴

Oh no get well soon, Ruby! Hoping for a speedy recovery! (please rewind and relisten, doctor’s orders, right?🫶🏼)

Speaker character is definitely a beloved one right now! And welcome to the community, it’s a gorgeous and safe one 🫶🏼

This man is a God at what he does; everything he does is smooth and flows so naturally and I’m honestly wow’d by this audio! 😭🤌🏼

This audio legit broke me and I agree about THAT being quote of the year; gotta scribble it down!

All holes, all rooms in the apartment, up and down every step, against every piece of furniture, out the window, on the veranda, in the vestibule, until the neighbors call the cops.

Finally got to listen to this after a busy nerd vacation in Chicago and omg I am foaming at the mouth, gnawing at the bars of my enclosure, shredding the pillows and bedding all over the place over this.

He's so Canadian I love it. Just need a Tim Hortons/ Second Cup reference.

The frog hat just reminds me of Dungeon Meshi and the frog suits. So cute.

SARAH🗣️ I was crying at porn warlock And u came back w THIS I AM DEAD☠️☠️☠️☠️

this almost made me spit my beer out, hahaha. omg I was totally gonna talk abt that comment but I got distracted by the orgasms 😅

@moira 3 words for you and your stellar comment (w the orgasm timestamps TYSM): What A Champ 🏆🏆🏆🏆 😂💋💕

The part about new kinks etc. makes so much sense 💡

Happy belated!! Welcome 🤗

Welcome to the only place hotter than hell! And happy belated bday! 🍇🧺

Finally subscribed to the patreon as a late birthday gift to myself and I am so glad I didn't wait any longer, holy hell. Literally PANTING.

this is officially your best audio OF ALL TIME idc idc

The listener character!

Ladies and ladies friends, I GOT A QUESTION before I listen: Who is doing the [crawling]? Gratzi milli

I finally have money again and Jesus Christ what a great audio to come back to!!!! This audio satisfied a petty part of me that I thought I had already dealt with but evidently not! Thank you August for once again for doing the Lord's work 🙂‍↕️🙏

@adrian more like “porn whorelock”!!🪄😵‍💫

wheezing at "porn warlock" god i love it here

another moment of history. thank u .

Damn!!! 🥵🥵🥵 this is so hot August!!🫠💦🥵🔥💦🥵🫠🔥

Just now listening to this, and it sounds so good!!

Oh my god that sounds awful, I hope you recover soon! ❤️‍🩹

also i’d just like to take a moment to thank the spirit of kevin gates for guiding august’s hands while he typed this script and his vocal cords as he produced it. like bruh idk what comes over you (lol) but you just do filthy so damn well

oh yeah. you ate with this one 🤭

Thank you so much! 🫶🏻

big fan of the bottle sfx in this and in the queen audio! it scratches my brain

I love the personality of the male protagonist in this one a lot.

you are one talented individual

LMAOOOOO

no one should have to know the pain of burnt rice 😔😔 thank you for your kind words queen <3

i can’t believe fine shyt fumbled a baddie like you queen 💔 and i fear we’re on the same boat cause i also burnt my rice today 💔💔💔

Finally commenting because OH MY GOD🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️

“Have you ever crawled for cock in your life?!” 2025 line of the year in my opinion!!!! You did it two months in - you said the best line

sometimes i come back to an audio just to listen to the extra dirty parts ppl timestamped, lose it a little bit (a lot), and then go about my day hornier and this is... such a perfect audio for that. 10/10, actually 20/10 no notes

omg?? pls be safe and take care of yourself!! i'm wishing you a fast and healthy recovery 💞💞

Thank you! 🩷

@Anna: it's at least 4x as good as whatever my comment made you feel my GOD @DivineFeminine: Omg taste!! Finally my having seen every ep of the first 14 or so seasons of The Simpsons approximately 1390481298320 times is useful!!!

Oh my god, I hope you're not in too much pain and that you recover well ❣️!

😭😭😭

NIAGRA FALLS JUST SWITCHED LOCATIONS, I REPEAT NIAGRA FALLS JUST SWITCHED LOCATIONS TO THIS P

Yay!!! And yes, sooo weird to be reminded teeth are actually part of your skull 😣🤢. I’m so glad it went well and wasn’t scary 🥳!!!

I loveeeee a good Simpson reference as much as the next person but that Frank Grimes - Homer Simpson comparison is elite 🤌

Rachel your breakdown of this audio is perfect as per usual you ARE The Supreme Sigh after reading your professional analysis i MUST go listen again 🫡🛌