St Patrick's Day

A bit late but here it is!  

“Hey there cutie, happy St Patricks day I swear you must be the only one who came to school today who isn’t wearing green. Did you forget about it, oh well you know what that means don’t you! Hey, come here stop your squirming it’s just a few little pinches why are you covering your bottom, do you have something to hide? *Crinkles* Oh my what was that? Why does your underwear feel thicker than normal? Are you wearing diapers? You’re not, but I think you are, why else would you be so embarrassed and have that sought of a reaction. I think someone is a little diaper boy aren’t you? Hey, I’m not judging you, everyone matures at their own pace you obviously aren’t ready to be attending this college yet and still pee yourself. 

I think you should be going to the day care centre across the road hunny buns. Hahaha, oh relax I’m just playing around with you. So come on tell me what’s going on, I’m your best friend how come I never knew you wore diapers to school, I’m supposed to know everything there is about you. You don’t normally wear them? Then what’s the occasion today huh? I refuse to believe this is some freak coincidence that you just happen to turn up on St Patrick’s day not wearing green with a diaper wrapped around your waist. Unless that diaper is your something green, then you should be showing it off if that’s the case! Oh it’s not is it, well then show me it please, I want to see! Oh come on, I’m not talking dropping your pants down in the hallway just a peak of the waistband will be enough for me. Hahahaha oh my gosh, sorry for laughing again it’s just seeing the plastic band actually means you’re wearing a diaper, I can’t wait to tell everyone. Wait what’s the matter why have you gone so tense?”

“You know I wasn’t actually going to start going around and telling everyone your secret right, it was just a joke. I didn’t expect you to get so worked up and embarrassed that you actually wet yourself in the middle of the hallway. It was also very responsible to not bring a spare diaper with you to school in case you wet yourself! Ok, yes I know they’re just training pants you’re getting so defensive about it. Like a toddler who has just graduated to pull ups for the first time. They’re not diapers mommy I’m in pull ups I’m a big kid now. Hahahaha, is that what you told her when she bought these for you. What she doesn’t know about it? I’m actually surprised that she hasn’t found out, she’s always nosing around your room. So you only wear these when we have exams on, just in case the stress becomes too much for you. Has it ever happened? Have you ever wet yourself during a test? Just some dribbles, well I guess it is better to be safe than sorry. 

Aren’t you lucky we have a day care just across the road from us, when I explained our situation they were more than happy to accommodate us. It’s a good thing you never had a full blown accident during an exam these things barely held in the one wetting you just had. We definitely need to get you into something thicker, isn’t it cool how they keep diapers in your size here too. I guess just in case they ever get bigger boys and girls dropped off here, better to be prepared I suppose. Alrighty mister pee pants, I’ve finished all the paper work they’re going to look after you here today and get you into a clean diaper. Yes I will be leaving you here for the day, that’s exactly what’s happening. I’m your best friend we had a deal to never keep anything from each no matter how small or trivial so a day in day care is your punishment. I’ll be back to pick you up tonight, have fun baby boy, make sure you play nice with the others!” 

“Hey there we’ll aren’t you just looking absolutely adorable. I guess the workers here were disappointed you weren’t wearing something green today. You don’t have to worry about that any more they found you something much more suitable didn’t they? I can’t believe it fits you, I guess it does look a bit tight but they made it work. You’re really pulling the baby girl look off to a T, maybe you should ask them if you can keep the clothes I’m sure they won’t mind. So did you have fun today, I hope you did your best keeping your diaper dry! Hahaha nice try, I already spoke to them and they filled me in. I know this wasn’t the first diaper you were changed into today; they marked you down as unable to make it to the bathroom so you had no choice but to soak your wittle pampers. 

Oh guess what, I brought someone with me to pick you up. When you told me that you’re mum didn’t know about your stress wetting at school I thought it would be very irresponsible of me not to fill her in. Especially if things got hard at home, we wouldn’t want you to ruin her mattress and other furniture with your pee. So we got to talking and I think just to be safe she’s going to keep you in diapers from now on. Just until things improve, well you still have to re sit today’s exam and not to mention the rest we have coming up. It just seems to be more practical to have you stay in diapers until the end of the school year. I imagine spending that long in them will make it a bit harder for you to go without them though so maybe it would be best for her to keep you in them over break as well. Maybe after you graduate toilet training you again will be a possibility, I guess we have to wait and see, who knows what the future may hold!”