Not that you asked for it but…
“Heyyy Handsome! You got a minute”
“I’m finally gonna get some sex this time” or “I’m finally going to have sex this time.”
“But you’ve never done it with a girl before, have you?”
“Hmm… she’s got a point.”
“This is not the same as masturbating…” or “This is not like masturbating by myself…” or “This is not like being by myself masturbating...”