Smokey

Three Times Makes A Pattern

Added 2024-04-13 16:07:54 +0000 UTC

Soooooo somebody on another site just linked me to some upcoming comic previews, and it turns out that the new Wonder Woman comic is going to involve Diana being brainwashed into a 1950s housewife.

Again.

For the third time in the past 10 years.

I actually had a conversation with a friend a while back about how, after the second time Wonder Woman was stepfordized, I thought that twice is a coincidence but three times is a pattern. How if Wonder Woman gets stepfordized a third time, I'd just assume she has a thing for stepfordization and enjoys it. And now it's happened for a third time, and I just simply have to start assuming.

So welcome to the club, Wonder Wife!

Part of why I bring this up is because I just think it's funny, and partly so people who may be interested know to look into reading the comic (Wonder Woman #8), and partly because, well...

I'm going to be writing more Milk Wars, and specifically more Wonder Wife, in the next few months~ Be on the lookout, sometime in May or June, for Milk Wars: Day One! The story of how Superman became Milkman Man, Batman became Father Bruce, and Wonder Woman became Wonder Wife~