Autistic woman mad as hell and probably going to keep taking it, to be honest
Added 2025-06-24 10:00:03 +0000 UTC
Piece by Sara Gibbs, Image Shutterstock
An autistic woman has finally had enough of your shit - but let’s face it, is unlikely to do anything about it - sources have claimed.
Avery Mann, 35, absolutely plans to give you a piece of her mind, but instead will probably insist that it’s “totally fine, honestly”, before screaming obscenities about you into a pillow.
Mann said: “Please don’t feel bad about cancelling again. I totally understand - the battle for facilities on your iPad war game has to come first. I wouldn’t want you getting kicked out of your alliance on my account.”
“The Chappell Roan tickets weren’t even that expensive,” Mann continued. “And the front row would have been overwhelming for me anyway. Actually, I don’t even like her that much. I’ve got plenty of other heroes.”
“I’m sure I’ll find one of my many other friends to go with,” Mann added. “Half an hour is loads of time.”
Mann could not be reached for further comment as she was listening to Casual on repeat while pasting your stupid unreliable face into her burn book.
