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Autistic man on dating app enjoys spending time in the great indoors

Piece by Sara Gibbs, Image Shutterstock

An autistic man seeking a life partner enjoys spending quality time inside, getting plenty of stale air and short walks to the fridge, his dating profile has revealed.

Cameron Brereton, 33, has been single for three years, but hopes to meet a likeminded woman who lives an inactive life.

Brereton said: “I’m looking for someone who wants to observe wildlife with me. Like this spider who’s taken up residence in the corner of my bathroom. I call him Sammy!”

“Sammy and I get on because we’re both pretty sedentary,” Brereton continued. “Come to think of it, Sammy hasn’t moved in a while.”

“Oh. He’s dead.”

Despite his recent bereavement, Brereton remains optimistic for the future. “She’s out there,” he insisted. “And by out there, I mean in there. In her own house.”


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