Everybody fucking wants something
Added 2024-10-08 10:00:04 +0000 UTC
Piece by Sara Gibbs, Image Shutterstock
Every single fucking person wants something from you, it has been confirmed.
According to sources, interactions with friends and family may initially take the form of low-stress, low-pressure hangouts, but are actually energy draining time sucks waiting to ambush you.
Your friend “wondering if you’re around for a quick chat sometime soon” is actually wondering if you’re around to give a random acquaintance of theirs advice about autism.
Your brother suggesting he “stop by while he’s in town” is fully planning to dump his nappy-aged spawn on you while he watches sportsball at the local tavern - or whatever it is neurotypicals do while you’re tearfully wiping their kids’ arses.
Your mum who wants to “see how you are” would actually like to tell you about the 16-year-old server she made cry while he was stocking the shelves at Aldi.”
The government has issued advice to stay indoors, self-isolate and leave a three-day buffer before replying “so sorry I missed this. Next time?”
Comments
We get you! And thank you 💗💗💗
The Daily Tism
2025-04-12 14:38:05 +0000 UTCThis is the best thing ever. 🤔 I mean, not to say that all your content isn’t the best. Dang, why can I not give even positive feedback without it sounding like an insult!
Tara Blue
2025-04-12 14:36:54 +0000 UTC
