Autistic woman with “flat affect” actually contemplating murdering you
Added 2024-07-16 10:00:20 +0000 UTC
Piece by Sara Gibbs, Image Shutterstock
An autistic woman whose face shows no emotion is actually contemplating your grizzly end, it has been confirmed.
Beth Hapworth, 36, whose expression reads to others as neutral or bored, is simply sick of your shit.
She said: “Nothing in our conversation so far has warranted a second facial expression. And I don’t think you’d like the one that reflects my true feelings.”
She added: “I’m not a violent person - but seriously, if you say ‘Fri-yay’ one more time…”
Hapworth could not be reached for further comment, as she was having her ear talked off by you about a nightmare Uber driver you had - but she was overheard by sources muttering “when you least expect it…”
