Do it! Dentists REALLY want you to bite them
Added 2024-07-02 10:00:04 +0000 UTC
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Your dentist wouldn’t be putting their fingers in your mouth if they didn’t want you to bite them, reports have confirmed.
Spokesperson for dentists, Robert Noot, said: “Go on, you know you want to. We deserve it.”
“Seriously, we trained for years because we enjoy drilling into your disgusting teeth,” he continued. “We’ve got it coming to us.”
“We know you’re in sensory hell right now and we like it,” he said. “Give us a good chomp. It’s the only way we’ll learn.”
He added: “Do it. Do it do it do it do it do it.”
Your dentist commented: “Ow! My finger! What the fuck is wrong with you?”
