Ninja! Autistic woman vanishes into smoke when doorbell rings
Added 2024-06-21 10:00:02 +0000 UTC
Piece by Sara Gibbs, Image Shutterstock
An autistic woman has discovered that she does have a superpower - disappearing into the furniture when there’s a knock at the door, it has been rumoured.
Paige Thomas, 36, is capable of becoming instantly invisible and completely silent like she’s evolved to evade predators.
Thomas said: “I turn into a sort of puddle, which then oozes across the floor to the nearest shelter.”
“You know the movie A Quiet Place?” She continued. “I would have smashed that. And I wouldn’t have been stupid enough to try to give birth.”
Thomas was last seen quieting at her local parcel depot for all the packages she missed.
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Quieting 24/7
Katie
2024-06-21 11:17:37 +0000 UTC
