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Autistic woman with “no empathy” crying because she has to throw away yoghurt lid

Piece by Sara Gibbs, image Shutterstock

A “robotic and emotionless” autistic woman is in floods of tears because she feels sorry for a manky old yoghurt pot lid, sources have confirmed.

Paige Thomas, 28, who ate a raspberry-flavoured yoghurt two weeks ago, reportedly became attached to the lid after licking it caused the pair to bond.

Thomas said: “In some lights it looks like it has a little face. And that face is saying ‘please don’t kill me.’”

“We’ve shared so many intimate moments together, as you do when you live with someone,” she continued. “At this point I basically consider it my child.

The lid, two weeks, said: “I love you, Mummy. Please don’t kill me.”


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