You shouldn’t have! Non-disabled friend keen to give you Covid
Added 2024-06-04 10:00:02 +0000 UTC
Piece by Sara Gibbs, Image © Shutterstock
An able-bodied, neurotypical friend is really excited to give you a multi-systemic illness with potentially life-ruining consequences, it has been revealed.
Graeme Hart, 42, has no disabilities or chronic illnesses and believes that you “have to get Covid some time.”
He said: “I’ve had it four times and I’m still healthy as a horse! I imagine horses also wheeze when they walk up the stairs.”
He continued: “It would take two seconds for me to do a quick lateral flow test before we meet up, but why should I inconvenience myself to avoid exacerbating one of your many comorbid conditions or actually killing you?”
“A mask?” He added. “That’s madness. What next? Seatbelts? Condoms? Fuck off.”
Hart was unavailable for a follow-up interview as he was busy proving there’s “nothing to worry about” by riding the crowded Piccadilly Line without a mask, getting right in strangers’ faces and licking the hand rails.
Comments
my favourite thing to do with your articles is read them aloud to neurotypical people and watch them struggle with how to react. this article will be perfect for this
Katie
2024-06-04 11:27:39 +0000 UTC
