Yay! Autistic woman’s behaviour at party gets her uninvited from future parties
Added 2024-04-30 10:00:03 +0000 UTC
Piece by Sara Gibbs, image © Shutterstock
An autistic woman has been left delighted after her awkwardness at a recent social occasion earned her an exemption from all future gatherings, it has been rumoured.
Paige Thomas, 27, had been dreading work friend Avery Mann’s baby shower since she received the invitation two months earlier, concerned she might commit a social faux-pas, or be forced to touch Mann’s stomach while the creature inside tries to claw its way out.
Thomas said: “I was briefly relieved when there were games, as that leaves less time for free-form banter, which tends to end in me talking about the time I gave Aidan Michaels a blow-job in sixth form and before I’d even swallowed, he said ‘I’ve satisfied my curiosity with you now.’”
“It was all going alright until Avery asked me to suggest a game and I panicked and said ‘guess who’s the daddy?’”
“I was mortified at first, but then I got uninvited from Sarah’s engagement party, Lottie’s 30th and Avery’s kid’s christening. Plus nobody at work is talking to me, which is an added bonus.”
“If I’d have known how effective screwing up socially would be, I would have just let her rip years ago. Next week I’ll be ruining my grandparents’ golden wedding anniversary.”
