Fruit of the Loom (free version)
Added 2025-04-09 08:00:45 +0000 UTCBelieve it on not, I almost posted this comic with a mislabeling of “Fruit by the Foot” as “Fruit Roll-Ups”. Oh, the tremendous shame I would feel if I had injected the wrong moniker onto such a delectable “fruit” adjacent treat. I guess that’s what I get for getting my proofreading done by a Swedish guy who’s never even heard of either.
If you’re from the UK, they’re like “Fruit Winders” I guess. If you’re from anywhere else, imagine a brightly colored, thick roll of tape that consisting of a solidified jam whose flavor is more reminiscent of it’s color made sweet than any individual “fruit” you’d be able to identify. In other words, the USA is gonna be just fine!
