Friends-Only Episode 52: Where Evil Lives (Part Two: Apocalypse)
Added 2021-04-28 23:53:19 +0000 UTCIt took a little longer than we were planning on, but we come back to The Only Franchise Which Matters with a super fun one on what I think could be described as not exactly first-tier Resident Evil. Come for the reminders to try to shoot for the head, but stay for the what-the-even-hell dialogue and fever-dream plotting!
Are we gonna stick with it? He'll yes! You say "I don't like PWSA" and we say "STFU"! So grab your camcorder and give yourself a promotion in a rambling story that will be quickly discredited, because it's time for an apocalypse. Which, in this series, occurs roughly one-third of the way through the proceedings.
NOTE: do we talk at length about Alice running down the building? No. Should we have? YES! What would we have said!? I fed transcripts of all our episodes into a state-of-the-art AI* and it suggested we would have had the following exchange:
Clsn: "THAT WAS COOL!"
J.: "But who cares?"
NOTE: Did Clsn make a crack about this movie not having a credits sequence gag? Yes. Does the movie in fact have a credits sequence gag? Also yes. Has Clsn been sacked for this egregious gaffe? Absolutely.
*Read: Looped it through Jones.
NOTE: Do we routinely call Mike Epps by his cousin Omar's name until almost the very end of the episode? Yes. There is no excuse for this, really, except that Omar is a far more memorable name than Mike.
