For reasons lost to the mists of time, we settled on DOUBLE TEAM, an extremely late-90s actioner featuring Jean-Claude Van Damme and, oddly, Dennis Rodman, which seems uncommonly focused on establishing the two marble-mouthed stars as witty banterers, rather than brawny batterers, and which has probably as many explosions as lines of dialogue. Good theme song, very unsubtle music cues, and some exceedingly baggy trousers make this one a fairly fun ride, though one of us had to watch it nearly three times to have any idea what the hell happened and another of us found it soothing enough to nap through. So get ready to do the splits and make an unlikely friend, someone you can squad up and form a ... DOUBLE TEAM.
Gryphoneer
2020-02-19 21:06:31 +0000 UTC