They tell you not to fight with pigs, but we're a couple of old bastards who've never been big fans of what THEY say, so we, possibly predictably, fired up the ol' streaming service, got down, and watched The Dirt. Then we grabbed the mics and recorded the longest bonus episode ever!
Highlights we didn't get to touch on include: bad things happening to Pete Davidson's character (tru Clsn-heads will know why he liked this part); the haircuts becoming progressively both more accurate and less plausible; the little-kid actor who played Nikki Sixx was actually pretty good.
Anyway, clean yourself up, call a cab, and hit the Sunset Strip, or anyway bang your head down on that DOWNLOAD button, because the time to hesitate is through, it's well past time to wallow in the mire, it's time to cut some molehills down to size with ... The Dirt.
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