So, sometimes we post things for everybody -- not just donors -- and lord knows this is the perfect candidate for that. At our last recording session, Collision brought a weird remnant of 1980's bachelor culture entitled "No More Mac and Cheese -- A Bachelor's Guide to Cooking With Ease".
After pointing out to J. W. that the entire thing rhymed, and that the author claims on the first page that all recipes may be set to "Rap" music (scare quotes and all), a path became clear. We'd have to offer you one of our usual "let's take a bad idea and run with it WAY too far" excursions.
So here's J. W. Friedman performing two recipe "songs" from this book with all the respect and solemnity that they deserve. Put on your snapback, nod your head, strap on your backpack full of fat-caps and krylon, and get ready to cook some really bland 1980's recipes that (surprisingly) do not involve jell-o.
images are here:: https://imgur.com/a/WAcmg1p
Alan Scott
2019-01-20 17:50:59 +0000 UTC