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Episode 85 - Throbbing Wetly

Twilight but as told from the vampire's point of view, continues to be a collection of words strung together in mostly coherent fashion, with occasional digressions to count thousands of insects. There you go, Little Brown, you can use that as a quote on the cover of the paperback.

We hit the halfway mark during this episode and Mike and Conor found much to discuss. The role of Gordon Bombay in the Twilight-verse, the logic of taking the world's biggest klutz hiking, and Mike Newton's quest for the good leads are all addressed. Plus a visit to the dark web and Mike (Nelson, not Newton)'s attempt to convince Conor that Real or Fanfic is actually much harder than it looks.

For next time read thru Chapter 20! We'll post the Midnight Sun meme contest soon, so get ready!

Comments

Just getting into this-- I remember showing Chance the Gardner to my homophobe dad... Definitely worth the watch!

Mark Burger

The Prime Minister wouldn't like Edward's imagery in this chapter (and rightly so, I think we all agree): https://giphy.com/stories/heres-a-moist-gif-of-justin-trudeau-saying-moistly-579bf551-0816

Amanda Martyn

True story: When I heard that song "Probability" or "Possibility" or whatever it is in the movie, I honestly thought the words were "There's a possum in the tea."

Gina Dalfonzo

Wait... Bella said her first date was with Mike-NOT MIKE NEWTON, mind you- but in the D2 sketch she’s with a guy named Bill? Did I miss something?

Taylor Conner

So it sounds like EL James is always working in the Meyer ouevre. All of this "She hates me; no, he hates me!" garbage starts here in Twilight.

Mike Truman

I =never= wanted to see a Paul Anka concert until AFTER I heard that rant. I just imagine him trying to marshal a bunch of stoner '70s dudes thinking they're gonna skate through a show. It's like James Brown and his indicating to his banned when they just earned a fine.

Moviegique

This may be what Mike was thinking about, as far as killer mountain lions go. It's a good book. https://www.beastinthegarden.com/

Moviegique

Re: Alice creating Vegas odds, maybe she's like the main character in Pi. Except she doesn't go insane and....well, no spoilers, but Twilight does not end like that, barring the inane, mindless smiling.

Emily Brown

For a guy with multiple doctorates Edward seems weirdly unaware that the lips are a major nerve bundle and are therefore among the most sensitive human body parts.

Chaos Shadow

Repeat to yourself, "It's just a Podcast. I should really just relax."

andrew

Episode numbering system... inconsistent... used to be... total number of episodes... went to current book... now... back to total number! ... O.C.D. ... RISING!!! 😩😩😩

Taylor Conner

Chris Farley drinking decaf https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VdQKVDUBu2g

David Moore

Don't tell us how to throb!!

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p...please dont throb wetly for your patrons... im begging u..

amolove

Here's one explanation (it's different than the one I relayed) but it at least confirms that it's exclusively a California thing. https://www.kcet.org/shows/lost-la/the-5-the-101-the-405-why-southern-californians-love-saying-the-before-freeway-numbers

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Washington checking in. I don't know anyone who puts 'The' in front of our freeways, but you may have just Baader-Meinhof'ed me.

Brocktoon


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