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372 Pages We ll Never Get Back
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Midnight Sun Ep 3 - RIP Orlando Calderas Wallace

 

If you like Cline-ian pop culture lists you are in for a treat! In this episode Mike and Conor break down Bella's likes / dislikes, turn-ons / turn-offs, preferences for types of flowers / er, preferring not to encounter other types of flowers, etc.


Conor again dives to the dark web to widen our understanding of Edward's movie tastes, while Mike takes out a very dangerous short term loan from Russian mobsters to hire the 372 Players.


Also, many MANY Sonic Challenges. So many you'll blush like you were Bella, your jaw will lock like Edward and you'll have pretty dumb thoughts like Charlie.


READING ASSIGNMENT for next time: Through Chapter 17

Comments

Just want to let Mike know that every time he has changed his answer, he changed it to be incorrect.

Mallory Bacon

Personally, I’m quoting Fez from That 70’s Show when I say “I said good day!” Also, learning men spit into the urinal before peeing infuriates me. For what purpose?? What does this do for you?? How is it different from the toilet??

Mallory Bacon

Also...I cannot remember which pool was mentioned....but Roadrunner Park is a real park in Phoenix.

Josh Ewald

I live in Phoenix...there are issues where toddlers wander out of the house to the backyard and into the pool and drown. There are easy ways to prevent this from happening, but unfortunately people seem to be too stupid, or lazy, to do so...also goes with parents leaving kids in the car during the summer they die. Yes, all sad...very sad...actually maddening (is that a word), because there are easy ways to prevent these things to happen.

Josh Ewald

My favorite bear attack is the bear going after the plate of hot dogs. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HgqbCq_sxmo

JoshuaJSlone

I had the same thought, and I hate that Dan Brown has successfully poisoned my brain this way...

Balaji S

I had the same reaction to the "toddlers were always drowning" story. What the heck was going on in Phoenix pools??

Gina Dalfonzo

I was half wondering if that was part of the joke: awkward silences, blank stares, etc. If so, it went on for quite a long time...

Balaji S

Weird audio glitch on the "372 Players" and "Dark Web" bits -- lots of dead air at the beginning and then overlap with you guys talking at the end. I'm completely ignorant about how these things work, but is that fixable?

Gina Dalfonzo

Mike’s “Family Guy”/“Lorenzo’s Oil” joke was PERFECT

Taylor Conner

During the “re-enactment,” when Edward asked Bella what her favorite web browser was, I thought for sure she would say “Netscape’s sweetest!”

John G

I have two words to help Mike with his actor hiring compulsion: reverse mortgage.

andrew

Now I have an image in my head of Kristen Stewart chewing her lips in synch to her franticly blinking eyes, only to interrupt that and abruptly shout, "HOLY CROW!"

Clay Pidgeon

Mike with the "contumely". 's okay, I tumbled to it immediately.

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