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372 Pages We ll Never Get Back
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Ep 72 - Bobby Digital in Stereo

Man, so much to talk about and so so much is talked about!!*

Highlights: A withered naked old woman struggles with a bedpan. The smell of urine is in the air. Are the two things connected? You'll have to listen to find out.

All of our heroes (or are they heroes [SFX tension sting]?) chuckle a lot. Like, vastly more than even that friend-of-a-friend you insist your spouse never invite to lunch again because they chuckle too much and it creeps you out.

The departments are here: Mike may or may not get destroyed in Real or Fanfic because of Conor's underhanded chicanery. We're stealing people's mail and we have a lot of dumb sentences because Dan Brown who is dumb pens a bunch of dumb sentences.

*Seconds after ending this podcast Mike and Conor talked over microphones again for a RiffTrax meeting. True.

READING ASSIGNMENT FOR NEXT TIME: Through Chap 36. (It's ok, there are a MILLION chapters.)

Comments

Never mind Dan Brown; I want to hear more about Mike's cigar shop! As a fellow Twin Cities cigar enthusiast, I'd love to bring some business your way once things are back open

Ben De Bono

It's an anagram of Tonka Ad, so I suspect we might have some hot 1:18 scale RC action in an upcoming chapter like this : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0w0EE0aOPz0

Kerry S.

I wonder if the alias NDAKOTA is short for something. Like Quicken or QuickBooks.

Mitchell Frizzell

And also...Midge? I only hear it in Jimmy Stewart's voice. I love randomly saying it, no idea why.

Emily Brown

I have seen Corman's Fantastic 4. I have not seen The Day The Clown Cried....but I would watch it. And Bobby Digital.

Emily Brown

WHO IS THE SHERIFF OF 64-EYED???

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I also looked up how many times he used "chuckled." What's truly astounding, though, is that he used "eyed" (not eye or eyes, just eyed) 64 times!

Zach Dewoody

Midge is a cool name again. Midge Maisel.

B-wick

I had blocked that scene out of mind. Now it's back. Ugh.

Mike Truman

Chapter 37 is two pages 😂

Kelly Long

Conor- I'm sorry! I thought you read it! But thinking back I think you said Lost Symbol. My mistake! I don't think that scene was in the movie. (Can't imagine why.) Yeah, uh.....trust me if you read the book it's unlikely you would forget it. It's very odd.

Emily M

The second one had an absolutely absurd song featuring ODB that maybe was called "Black Widow"? Banging beat and sheer ODB lunacy -C

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I may have watched Da Vinci Code while it was still in theaters on a VCD cam bootleg where you had to switch cds halfway thru the movie, so it didn't make the strongest impression. -C

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Clearly Conor forgot about the orgy scene in The DaVinci Code, which was far FAR weirder than the horniness we see in Digital Fortress. The orgy scene was startling un-horny though.

Emily M

I think Mike was thinking of "Shanghai Surprise", with Sean Penn and Madonna. And I'm sorry.

Moviegique

I actually reccomend the most recent one, "Digi Snaks", its actually really good

Nathan Imes

Hahah to be fair, that first album is pretty rough, and almost all freestyle. Also, he was actually smoking alot of PCP at this time as a matter of fact. The RZA goes into detail in "the wutang manual" book about how he conceived of the whole idea on PCP. Also, he actually wanted to become an urban vigilante, going so far as to buy a bomb-proof SUV, a full suit of body armor, and a "cudtom made double ak" whatever the HELL that is....

Nathan Imes


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