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Quarantine Mini 15 - Evening ALF Edition

Conor's shocking admission about the doll that stares back at him every time he opens his underwear drawer!

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L-(lum)mox guys, c'mon!

Helblind

“Yo-ooo-o-o-o-o” like the kid from the Grudge.

Eric Andrews

For years and years, I had a talking ALF doll, and as time passed and the battery slowly died, ALF’s voice slowed and lowered to a demonic pitch and his trademark laugh became an unholy groan of pain and darkness.... I think the doll’s still in my mom’s garage. Certainly inhabited by evil spirits.

Eric Andrews

I thought ALF was hilarious as a kid, even going so far as to frequently use his catchphrase, "Yo!".

Emily Brown

Richard E. Grant and ALF - covering all culture high points.

Amy Flowers

Mike brings us Beethoven, Conor brings us ALF. Sounds about right.

Aaron Baugher

I can't help but notice the number of Patreon supporters dropped about 1% after these startling revelations.

David Moore

My primary recollections of ALF is that there was an episode where you just dreamed he was Rudolph Valentino in The Sheik and the talk show he and Ed McMahon had on TV Land

Jacob Reed

ALF's coming back, and he'll do it in Pog form.

andrew

Mike would be both amused, and probably saddened, by the near-life-size Bulbasaur my sister purchased for me a year or two ago which has not left its place by my pillow since. Yes, I'm a 44 year old man who sleeps with a toy Bulbasaur. Lllllladies. 😆

Matt Nelson

No shame in keeping a beloved toy.

Mike Truman

It's like the Alf/Key & Peele crossover we never knew we wanted.

Thomas Throop


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