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Episode 65 - Pig Girl Wrecks the Can

Happy new year everyone! A new decade has dawned and we are still reading Shadow Moon. In this segment, to the author's credit, some stuff actually happens! Unfortunately what happens is that a nude otter-man crashes through the roof of a tavern and the sacred princess takes a dump.

Fortunately, we're able to gain more insight into the dynamic between our two authors via the magic of secret dark web recordings. We'll also discuss with asperity Clucas's new word fascination, "implacable". And we'll wrack our brains trying to think up new varieties of vermin.

For next time, read thru Chapter 12, page 357. And get your impact fonts ready for a Meme contest, coming soon!

Comments

Babu Frik!!

Kelly Long

A buck and a quarter quarterstaff is from Robin Hood Daffy, one of my favorite Daffy Duck cartoons: https://www.b98.tv/video/robin-hood-daffy/

Heather Crocetto

We'll do our best, but are you sure this is on 317? I don't see it... -C

372 Pages We'll Never Get Back

Hating the book but, loving the podcast. I have an audio challenge for you both in case you glossed over it. I need to hear what a "coughlike bark" which can be interpreted as a laugh might sound like. (Page 317)

Gordon Snow

I’m hanging in there. I’m relearning to skim and reading another really good book at the same time so it averages out to good.

M Williams

Come on, we can make it through this! Remember, friends, if all else fails, we will always have the Llamacorn! To be honest, page 357 almost broke me, but the Llamacorn gave me the strength to keep going.

Theodore Lehman

It's clear that whatever the next book ends up being, it's surely going to be something completely ridiculous and incredibly fun because...well...they earned it. They really need another over-the-top "Eye of Argon"-style book.

JoshG

We will forgive you if you cut this one short. Very few of us are reading along.

Bryan Olive

Not finished with this episode yet, but I think you can read between the lines, as it were, about how much Conor and Mike would rather be doing anything but talking about this confusing mess of a book. The little rabbit-trails like their discussion of Billy beer and what Bridget thinks about dubious eateries seem more pronounced than usual during this outing. Stay strong, guys!

Matt Nelson

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Taylor Conner

www dot dailymotion dot com/video/x3be23d 1:50 for the reference

M Williams

Well, I will have to say that Shadow Moon is the best book that I've read so far this year.

Lee Ann

My Billy Beer is worthless? Next you'll tell me that all my TekWar cards aren't worth anything either!

Mike Truman

Oh god, you're totally right...

372 Pages We'll Never Get Back

Buck and a quarter quarterstaff is a Daffy Duck reference! You guys are too young.

M Williams

Also, I won't say that I threw the book at "the exception that proves the rule," but it might have fallen horizontally.

Theodore Lehman

My theory on Thorn missing the demon kid's tattoo until now is that Clucas didn't think to give her a tattoo until that moment and didn't want to rewrite her first appearance.

Theodore Lehman

With all the hammer-bonking and grizz-crackin, I'm having Bob Honey flashbacks.

Brocktoon

I love the idea of making a meme, but then I utterly suck at them. It's such a rollercoaster ride.

M Williams

Woooo. I fooled Mike. I'm ready to go two in a row. I see better what needs to be done in the snippet for next time.

M Williams

@.@ goooosh this book

amolove

Yes, fixed!

372 Pages We'll Never Get Back

Shouldn't this be episode 65?

Jens Dietrich

Meme Contest! Just what this book needs!

RotoLando


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