Episode 58 - China Worm Sunflower
Added 2019-10-18 18:07:28 +0000 UTCThree hypnotizing attempts, two destroyed castles, and countless walnuts later, Lair of The White Worm comes to an end. Break out the medium-grade china and cream-jug, because this is one episode you won't want to miss.
The 372 Pages Improv Players will attempt to fill the void when the Dark Web comes up empty, and we'll examine how the book is actually exciting, you just need the right music to play. And does Conor have a new Ogden in his life? Plus, what the hell are the amplified dimensions of a potential breakfast?
Just try to keep all laughter quieter than your average slum beating as Mike & Conor wrap up Bram Stoker's Bad Book, and keep an eye on the Patreon page for our review of the movie and a mailbag.
Comments
One would need scientific notation to describe the ratio of inexplicable sentences to anything resembling a story in this last section. Wow. Just... wow.
Jacob Grudzina
2019-10-27 01:55:57 +0000 UTCBut it was MESMER'S wire. And Mesmer, as we all know, was primarily feted for his work enhancing the tensile strength of assorted filaments.
Moviegique
2019-10-22 17:50:23 +0000 UTCI'm 5 minutes into the Lair of the White Worm film and I'm incredibly confused and intrigued. Also Peter Capaldi and Hugh Grant look like absolute children.
Cheeso Media
2019-10-22 00:02:42 +0000 UTCClearly you’ve never seen the Redletter Media “Best of the Worst” episode with exploding critters: https://youtu.be/ZmRs1QjHU-k (nothing graphic is shown, but content warning for gopher violence discussion)
Jennifer Tomich
2019-10-21 19:43:10 +0000 UTCIs blowing up critter-tunnels a common way of exterminating pests that everyone knows about except me? https://www.reddit.com/r/WTF/comments/dk7re7/hes_just_exterminating_some_poor_ants/
Brocktoon
2019-10-21 17:04:40 +0000 UTCI know it’s absurd but I love nonsense purple prose of early 20th century stories, but it alone isn’t enough. It went from “I’m kinda liking this” to “wow Brams got some issues” to “wait, what? C’mon.” All in all though I think it’s a good-bad book. I love it, but dammit boy it’s a terrible book.
Jeremy Rieske
2019-10-21 15:53:34 +0000 UTCI know it’s ‘dramatic music’ but all I could hear was the GLOP podcast theme.
Christian
2019-10-21 11:14:17 +0000 UTCrge all the way to Diana’s Grove. More likely would have melted back up at the turret!
Peter L
2019-10-20 21:16:30 +0000 UTCIf the kite wire was really “thinner than a human hair” (was it the same wire??), I think it would not have had the capacity to carry the cha
Peter L
2019-10-20 21:15:33 +0000 UTCSo, once the lightning struck the kite and presumably destroyed it at the same time the rest of Castra Regis was blown to rubbish, does that mean the Birdemic subsequently resumed?
SabreMau
2019-10-20 11:02:52 +0000 UTCThe dramatic music segment was amazing.
Maggie L
2019-10-20 03:21:19 +0000 UTCI would be remiss if I didn't compliment this week's sketches. Both were very funny. I didn't initially realize Mike was arguing with himself in the up to date manservant sketch. :)
Mike Truman
2019-10-19 12:03:40 +0000 UTCWell, it’s catchy!
John G
2019-10-19 11:50:36 +0000 UTCAnd now, to celebrate the end of this long, dark season, we shall sing the song of our people! https://youtu.be/C8n6z-WRCd0
Chris Swindell
2019-10-19 03:46:13 +0000 UTCChekov's Kelvin Sounding Device?!?!?! (Same question about the temperature scale)
372 Pages We'll Never Get Back
2019-10-19 03:33:06 +0000 UTCHast thou seen the White Worm?? From hell's heart, I stab at thee. For hate's sake, I spit my last breath at thee. Khaaaaaaannnn!!!!!!!! (Spock.... Spock!... SPOOOOOCK!!!!)
Kerry S.
2019-10-19 03:16:48 +0000 UTC⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ Normal enough podcast. Downloaded for a specific episode I wanted to listen to. No complaints.
Amanda Martyn
2019-10-19 03:12:19 +0000 UTCThe Wikipedia article on this book has a link to the unabridged ebook including the original illustrations. So I have intentionally read this book twice now. When Arabella flees with the kite wheel, it somehow has the Kelvin sounding device attached, which I thought was in the well basement. Also, when did the sofa get put beside the well? Also, how many interior/exterior well chambers are there, exactly?? Also, is this the same Kelvin who created the temperature scale AND the sounding device?
Jennifer Tomich
2019-10-19 02:32:57 +0000 UTCMike. Mike. That Book of Mormon crack. Yer bustin' my chops, Mike. Bustin'. My. Chops.
Theodore Lehman
2019-10-19 01:27:09 +0000 UTCLair of the Loose Ends?
Theodore Lehman
2019-10-19 01:02:52 +0000 UTCI think we need an additional show just to go over all the loose ends. For example, Mesmer's Chest. What was the point of that?!
Mike Truman
2019-10-18 23:54:45 +0000 UTCI think our boy(?) History Lover might be an astroturf reviewer.
Theodore Lehman
2019-10-18 22:04:35 +0000 UTC
