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UNUSED IDEAS SEPT

Ok Ok, so what does a cow do for fun 


oooo Oooo do they slaughter the innocent


- slow zoom-


Or or do they skin cats and watch them die a slow but satisfying death 


- slow zoom-


Or OR DO THEY SACRIFICE A VIRGIN LIFE, TO OPEN A PORTAL TO THE UNDERWORLD, SO LUCIFER MAY BEGIN HIS 1000 YEAR RAI - Pentagram on head, demon eyes-


they go to the Moovies Daisy, to the MOOvies, haha.


You silly old cow - Both sitting under a tree, lying on daisy- daisy is demonic, world is in ruins?


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Crowd: We must sacrifice a Virgin to the gods -everyone looking over and pointing-


Woman: Oh no you don't 


Woman: Running / jumps / lands on someones dick / AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH -satisfied face- 


Man: " sweetie"


Woman: -shocked face- 


Sitcomm screen: Uh Oh I fucked my dad 



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Come on just give me one piece of chocolate!


No I'm on my period, I need this chocolate you wouldn't get it!


-Face >:(-


-PUSHES out blood- 


-snatches chocolate-



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Lion: Anything the sun touches is our kingdom


Sun: Hehe MHmmm you're dam right 


Lion: and anything the darkness - Suns hands carressing him-


Lion: Belongs to the -Sun has hands in his mouth- 


Lion: Oh my fckig god - Sun hands holding mouth open getting really feely-


Sun: Hhhhe hmmm love to touch 



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Jeez Dad, you've taught me everything I know, I just wish you could teach me how to be pregnant. - Well just cause I'm a Man


Doesn't mean I don't know how to be pregnant -reveals big belly-


HAAAAAAAAAAAAA -shOOTS Out baby- // -Mid throwing frame-


- adoption centre- // Pelts it at it 


Man poking head out of door // -opens door- WHO'S STILLBORN BABY IS THIS


Woman shocked . man in bottom corner,  " It's kinda like that "



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We'll have to use the compass to get us home 


Oh great compass which way do I go


uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh -looking confused-


uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh - Sitting on the couch-


Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh - hanging out laundry - 


Fuck it lets go east lmao.



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Oh no the big red car has run out of gas, what can we do?! We need some fuel.., Some fossil fuel 


Everyone looks at dorothy 


Wood chipping her into the car 


I've got a sneaking suspicion this isn't how fossil fuels work 



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