Rub-a-Dub-Dub

EDIT: Had to remove photos to keep this story visible. Apologies!

When Penny first saw Xander from across the room, she had thought his lack of grooming indicated that he was a raw, masculine woodsman-type of guy. After three months of dating, Penny saw what Xander really was - an unhygienic slob.

She wasn't entirely sure how she had gotten through their first few dates without noticing. She supposed that people can't see red flags through rose-tinted glasses... or smell red flags through rose-tinted nose plugs? It wasn't a perfect analogy, but the truth became more pungent to her as their relationship continued - the man stank.

It was only after Xander stayed over one night that Penny discovered his lack of grooming habits. Removing the man's pants unleashed an odor that not even a lovestruck Penny could ignore any longer. Not only was his nether regions unwashed and ungroomed, but they were a small disappointment, as well. Penny had planned to fake an orgasm to end things quickly, but that proved unnecessary after he finished within the minute.

Penny offered for him to use her shower post-coital, but he declined, saying he didn't need it. Penny slowly discovered that her new boyfriend didn't shave, didn't manscape, didn't brush his teeth, never used deodorant and only showered once or twice a week whilst not even using shampoo or soap most of the time! "I always forget to pick more up at the supermarket," Xander had shared with Penny, much to her disgust.

Introducing Xander to her friends had been a huge bust; they weren't as polite at ignoring Xander's stench as Penny had tried to be. Penny had brought him to dinner to meet everyone, but her friends each bailed one by one whether they had to take a pretend phone call or they pretended to see someone they recognized or they just had to sprint away from the table for a gasp of fresh air. Penny was mortified, but Xander was none the wiser.

Penny began dropping hints after that to encourage him to bathe. "Wanna come in the shower with me?" Penny would tease him by pushing her naked jugs together suggestively. "Sorry babe," Xander would respond. "The game's on." Penny would offer him minty gum or even bring over her own deodorant to offer him, but he would never take the bait.

Eventually, her tactics became much less subtle. "Are you planning on showering today?" she would ask. "No, I don't think I need to," he responded. "Well, I think you do," she fired back. An argument would ensue and Xander would proclaim in complete ignorance that he smelled fine. "End of conversation."

Last week, Penny's friend Graciela invited Penny to her graduation party for her Master's... but specifically Penny only. "I'm sorry, Penny, but he reeks," Graciela said with brutal honesty. "I'm going to have family coming in from out of town and some of my coworkers! I don't want to have to evacuate the party due to any suspected gas leaks if you catch my drift..."

Penny pleaded, "What if I promise that I can have him freshened up before the party?"

"Good luck," Graciela chortled. "I'd love to see how you're going to pull that off."

Penny wasn't entirely sure herself, but as the week went on and the date approached a revelation struck her like lightning. Xander was just being a baby about the whole thing, acting fussy when bathtime rolled around. She would just lay down the law - like a mother would if her toddler was acting up. In the process, she could humiliate him just like he had with her.

The night of the grad party rolled around and Penny invited Xander over to her place to get ready. As he arrived, Penny jumped straight into the plan as she shut the front door behind him.

"Strip," she commanded.

Penny could practically see Xander salivate as a sly grin grew on his face. How cute, she thought. He thinks he's getting lucky tonight. Xander didn't hesitate to throw off his clothes, letting his B.O. fly. Xander's greasy, stained boxers fell to the floor as Penny stifled a gag; she was looking forward to not having to smell that for much longer.

Penny lead Xander to a chair she had set up in her garage. She had placed loads of old newspaper under the chair, which she had worried would be too suspicious but Xander was all too horny to notice or at least comment on it. He sat down in the chair without question and she cuffed his hands together behind the seat.

"Handcuffs, eh?" Xander smiled as Penny wandered around the garage to collect her tools. "Didn't know you were so kinky."

Oh, he had no idea.

Xander was startled as the buzz of electric razor in Penny's hand caught him off guard. His lustful smile immediately turned to an anxious frown.

"Babe, what are you doing?" he asked, shaken.

"You're going to be a good boy and take a bath," Penny declared. "But first, we're gonna shave off all that nasty big boy hair."

Xander rattled around in his chains as Penny approached with the buzzing shaver. "This isn't funny, Penny!" Xander shouted. "Let me out of here! Babe! Babe!!!"

It was no use as Penny held his head still with one hand and began shaving his beard with the other. Clumps of dirty facial hair drifted to the newspaper below. Penny swore she could see tears forming in Xander's eyes. "Aw, don't cry," Penny teased. "It's just hair."

Once Xander's beard was gone, Penny studied him with a bit of shock. He didn't even look like the guy she had fallen in love with. He was completely unrecognizable. She began her way down his entire body, removing every inch of hair from his upper chest to his ankles, stopping to take extra care of his balls along the way. Xander would wince as she took special care of that area and occasionally howl as the razor would get momentarily stuck on an especially tough hair. Once she was done, the size and hairlessness of his crotch really made her think she was looking at a baby dick. It would be especially fitting for what was to come.

She finished off with his legs, going to work with the focus and tenacity of a woodcarver. It had been an arduous process with all of his unkempt body hair and his occasional attempts to fight back, but Penny admired her work as her boyfriend sat completely naked, hairless, and vulnerable in front of her. Xander shot her a dirty look, replacing his fear with anger.

"You happy now?" Xander asked rhetorically.

"Not yet," Penny responded genuinely as she swapped out the razor for a pair of scissors. "We need to get all that hair out of your face so people can see how cute you look."

Xander started really putting up a fight, whipping his head around and kicking his feet to avoid Penny's grasp. "No, absolutely not!" Xander yelled like a child who was getting their very first haircut. Penny finally grabbed the hair on his head and pulled, causing Xander to let out a cry of pain and putting an end to his tantrum. "Quit fussing around," Penny instructed. Xander didn't have a choice as Penny took the scissors to his hair, chopping it to the roots. Xander didn't put up a fight at all, even once Penny didn't have him by the hair anymore. It was like Samson from the Bible, Penny thought. His strength had been in his hair.

Naked and afraid, Xander only sulked as Penny undid his handcuffs and led him to the living room for the next part of his transformation. Penny observed his head-down dejected yet obedient walk, almost appalled that she had ever thought that the now-hairless, baby-faced boy with the tiny pee-pee trailing behind her was "manly." Looks really were deceiving.

She instructed him to sit in a blue tub basin that she had set up and, not-so-much to her surprise anymore, he whimpered and obeyed. Her matronly treatment of him had worked; he would do anything she said - well, almost anything. There was one more line to cross for him to become the baby he truly was.

"A pacifier?!" Xander wailed as Penny displayed the rubber nipple to him.

"It's to keep you from complaining," Penny explained.

"I'm not complaining!" Xander whined as if he were taking part in a playground argument.

"You've complained enough about showering for the past three months to deserve it," Penny condescended. "Maybe if you're good during your bath, I won't make you wear it to the party."

Xander's mouth hung down speechless at the suggestion that he would have to suck on a pacifier during Graciela's graduation party; this provided Penny the perfect opportunity to force the bulb into his mouth. Penny could feel her pussy quiver at the sight of her "oh-so-tough" boyfriend naturally sucking on the pacifier without second thought. She handed him a tiny rubber ducky to play with during bathtime to accentuate the look. He really was a baby.

Xander shivered as Penny began to dump water over his naked body and into the basin. He blubbered as the water poured over his face as if he was being waterboarded. Penny rolled her eyes. She squeezed the bottle of shampoo into her hand until it was practically empty. She needed all the help she could get. She started running her hands through Xander's short, greasy hair, covering his head in shampoo.

"Itsin muh eyes!" Xander cried from behind his paci as the wet shampoo ran down to his face. Another eye roll from Penny. She grabbed a wet cloth and cleaned his face as it turned bright red. Then, she rinsed the shampoo out of his hair by dumping another bucket of water over his head, causing him to shudder yet again.

Once the shampoo was rinsed out, Penny grabbed a bath mitt shaped like a frog that she had found and started applying body wash to it.

"Look it's your little froggy fwiend," Penny teased. "He's gonna get you all nice and clean!" she said as she started scrubbing his body with the mitt.

Xander immediately started splashing around in the tub as Penny dug the body wash into his arm. He reacted as if he were being rubbed down with sandpaper; although admittedly, Penny was scrubbing deep in an effort to remove every inch of scum from his body. She scrubbed his other arm and then his bare chest. She then grabbed his foot by the ankle and washed it intently. Xander couldn't help but flail and toss around as she scrubbed, but she held him steadily so he couldn't escape. His splashes flew out of the tub and soaked her living room floor, but she was too preoccupied to care.

Finally, Penny took her frog mitt and wrapped it around Xander's pathetic cock, stroking it up and down over and over to ensure it was spotless. The splashes subsided as Xander leaned his head back, mouth open, and relaxed. His little willy doubled in size! Mind you, it was still tiny, but Xander was clearly enjoying this.

"Awww, does somebody like his new froggy friend?" Penny giggled. "You'll have plenty of bathtimes with him again in the future."

Penny interrupted his pleasure in an instant, tossing away her frog mitt and soaking him with another bucket of water to rinse away the body wash.

Penny told Xander to stand so that she could dry him off with a towel. "See, that wasn't so bad," Penny claimed before giving his dick one brief, two-second stroke with the towel to tease him one more time before she wrapped it away for the night. She loved watching him squirm at the too-short sensation.

Now, it was time for the pièce de résistance - kind of the bow on the excellent work she had done. She pushed him down onto the couch and fetched it - something she had picked up at the pharmacy earlier in the day with all the bathtime supplies. It would be his outfit for the evening - his only outfit.

Xander finally protested, "You can't make me wear dat to da party! I just won't go!"

Penny didn't mean to respond the way she did; it was fully instinctual and even involuntary. "You will do what Mommy says."

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"Just one second - I'm going to grab another drink," Graciela told a group of her peers before she went to the bar to order another cocktail.

The party was going great and Graciela was getting a buzz. It was so nice for her to see everyone after a long year of studies, but she was wondering where her friend Penny was. She must be fashionably late, Graciela thought. She had no idea the kind of fashion statement Penny and her date would be making tonight.

Before Graciela had the chance to order a drink, she felt the roar of the party dull to a murmur. It wasn't all that late, Graciela thought. What happened to the vibe? Was it the song choice? Graciela focused her attention where the rest of the party had - to the two guests who had just entered - and broke the mild silence with a gutteral laugh.

Penny was wearing a cute black cocktail dress with her hair done up. That wasn't what had made Graciela laugh. A man was stood next to her, yet he wasn't much of a man at all. He was completely hairless and was sucking on a big, blue pacifier. He was wearing nothing except a big, puffy white diaper! It took her a minute to even recognize him.

"Xander?!" she finally called out, approaching the couple. "Oh. My. GOD! You look so adorable!!"

Xander blushed furiously.

"The dress code was semi-formal, but I have to make an exception for THIS!" Graciela beamed. "Girls," she beckoned her friends over. "You have to see this."

Penny felt a sense of pride as Graciela's girlfriends gathered around to coo over and gawk at the work she had done. Xander finally felt the embarrassment he should have felt prior when he stank like a skunk. It was ironic that his humiliation ultimately came from being cleaned.

"This was the stinky boyfriend?" one of the women asked. "He smells so much better - like fresh baby powder!"

"Oh, there's a reason for that," Penny chimed in. "His little prick is covered in it!"

"I wanna ruffle his hair," another woman exclaimed.

While the girls fussed over Xander much to his chagrin, Graciela accompanied Penny to the bar to order a much-earned drink.

"Penny, I can't believe you did it," Graciela lauded. "He looks so much better now. But, you can't possibly still be into him after this?"

"You know, it's so funny," Penny responded. "Now, that he's a hairless little thing, I'm completely turned off. Oops."

The two women had a good laugh at Xander's horrible misfortune.

"He's definitely not boyfriend material now," Penny continued. "I think I'll keep him this way. He obviously couldn't take care of his own hygiene, so Mommy will have to do it for him. He can say goodbye to handjobs and hello to bubble baths."

The pair fell into another laughing fit.

"Good," Graciela said. "'Cause I've been meaning to introduce you to my hot coworker. You are just his type. He'd probably make for a great babysitter too."

The conversation was interrupted as Penny and Graciela were distracted by the gaggle of giggling girls surrounding Xander. They looked over to see Xander making a strained face as the group of women restrained him, rendering him unable to move. In a moment, Xander's face relaxed and the girls bust out into riotous laughter.

"Uh-oh," Graciela mocked. "Looks like somebody made a mess."

"Of course, the second I clean him he has to drop a stinky mess into the seat of his diaper," Penny sighed. "Do you want to help me change him? You can see just how small his little pecker is."

"Yes please!" Graciela cheered.

So, Penny, Graciela, and the girls had a bunch of laughs wiping down the dirty diaper pig and teasing his small, erect cock. After all, babies can't be trusted to clean themselves.