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December Story Update

Hello patrons,

I'm typing out a quick update to inform you that my December Patreon-exclusive short story, which was meant to come out tomorrow, is going to be delayed.

I've been sick the past couple of days and earlier today I tested positive for COVID-19.

It is my strong intention to have it ready by Christmas Day, but it will certainly be posted by the end of December so that I meet the requirements I set for $5 and $7 tier patrons.

I wanted to share this update bec...

The Alien Zoo

Ellen Hunter was a certified genius. She had studied all the required subjects of engineering, computer science, biology at Harvard, passing each with flying colors. She had trained diligently to complete the grueling long-term physical exam. She had maintained a strict regiment to keep her body healthy. Now, finally, she had been selected to lead her first mission into outer space as a real astronaut. Yet, with all these distinguishing accomplishments, one thing would define Ellen's journey ...

Bloodsucker to Thumbsucker

It was a dark and stormy Halloween night when Catina pushed open the doors to the White Worm Tavern where several patrons, many of whom were tourists, were getting drunk and celebrating the All Hallow's Eve festivities.

Some were in costume, but Catina wasn't. She was dressed up though, wearing a red side split dress that showed off her legs and back. Catina wasn't here to celebrate Halloween, although Halloween was a very important night for her. The seductress was here for a very part...

Escape From Silly Times Daycare - PROLOGUE

Sunlight peeked in through the cracks in the blinds as the alarm on Michael's iPhone started to chirp. Michael struggled to crack open his eyes as he threw his large, weighted comforter from off of his body. He slumped his hand over and hit the phone to stop the incessant noise. His phone showed the same time it always did: 6:30 a.m. This was the start to Michael's day... every day.

Michael turned his eyes over to the other end of the bed to his wife, Phoebe, who was thankfully still so...

The Shopping List

The automatic doors slid apart as the store's chime indicated a customer had entered the store. Bret trembled as the immediate breeze of the air conditioning hit his legs and arms where his skin was exposed. Shopping list in hand, he peered around anxiously as he marched toward the shopping aisles. He wanted to get in and get out as quickly as possible, unnoticed.

Unfortunately for Bret, his outfit would draw a lot of attention. If not the primary colorblock romper he was dressed in, th...

A Formal Affair

Charlotte saw the mansion shimmering in the distance as the door to the town car was opened by one of Mr. White's attendants. Mr. White was there to grab her hand and lead her up the spiraling driveway to the fair gates.

It was a glamorous event. Their town car had parked in a line of others as people of obvious means who were dressed to the nines exited their respective vehicles and walked up the hill to the large ornate doors. Mr. White, who Charlotte followed, wore a fine Italian tux...

Diapies Ahoy!

Note: Stories will no longer feature any photos. Thanks for understanding!

Mason looked out across the Manhattan skyline as Naomi sipped her mimosa. It was a beautiful day and what better way to spend it than having a delicious bottomless brunch on a cruise around the island.

Such a Sunday activity would normally be out of the budget for Mason and his girlfriend Naomi; in fact, it still was. The entire outing had been completely covered by Naomi's rich friend Bian...

Make a Wish!

Angelo stared at his store-bought cake as the birthday candle wax started to melt onto the icing. He should've been blowing out the candles before they burnt down completely, but the new tricenarian was lost in thought.

It was Angelo's thirtieth birthday and here he was all alone. He had tried to rally some of his work colleagues from his banking job to celebrate with a few drinks at the local bar, but they all insisted that they had to pick their kids up from daycare or meet up with th...

Rub-a-Dub-Dub

EDIT: Had to remove photos to keep this story visible. Apologies!

When Penny first saw Xander from across the room, she had thought his lack of grooming indicated that he was a raw, masculine woodsman-type of guy. After three months of dating, Penny saw what Xander really was - an unhygienic slob.

She wasn't entirely sure how she had gotten through their first few dates without noticing. She supposed that people can't see red flags through rose-tinted glasses... o...

The Flower Girl

Tiffany couldn't help but smile and shed some happy tears as her bridesmaids entered the church to meet her husband-to-be at the altar. The ceremony was turning out so beautifully, exactly as she had always imagined - well, not exactly. She had never planned to have a flower girl proceed before her. Tiffany and her groom Santi never cared much for kids, so when the time came to plan their wedding day...

Crawling Back

Nadia took a sip of her pinot noir, sinking deeper into the soothing bubbles that made up her bath. The young woman had decided to treat herself tonight with an expensive bottle of wine, a good book, and a new bath bomb she had picked up from Lush the other day. She hadn't had a chance to relax like this in a long time. She was usually running around the home picking up toys, putting an end to tantru...

Lettermans and Leotards

Gordon had been the star quarterback and MVP of his high school football team. He got a scholarship from Florida State to play football there. He got to pick and choose any girl he wanted. He had a bright career and future ahead of him, playing the sport he loved.

How did he end up here with a thick diaper sticking out from underneath his tutu as he pirouetted as the title character in Tchaikov...

Scientific Sabotage

Maria was careful to allow only one drop of her solution to fall from her pipette into the bottom of the champagne glass.

A knock came at the door. Maria had been so tense that she almost emptied the rest of the test tube's contents into the drink by accident, but she kept still. She quickly disposed of the test tube. Her "guest" had arrived.

Maria had always been a straight A student and...

Twas the Nap Before Christmas

'Twas the night before Christmas, when all through Geoff's flat,
The one creature that stirred was a new kind of rat.

The man Geoff paced around his apartment with glee,
As he plotted to hide by his new Christmas tree;

As a boy, Geoff refused to believe the great lie,
That a man named Santa could make reindeer fly;

A jolly, fat man roams the world in one day?
With one mi...

No Nut November

November 1st

I grabbed a few beers with my roommate Brennan and his friend Tina this past weekend, but the conversation got really out of hand.

Tina was talking about this thing she read about online called "No Nut November." I guess it's this Internet challenge where guys try not to masturbate for the entire month of November! Brennan went on and on and on about how fuck...

The Haunting Of Governor's Point

*Ring ring*

The door chime went off as Sara hesitantly entered the run-down convenience store. It didn't take her long to locate a Monster energy drink before making her way to the counter.

"Can I get a hot dog?" Sara asked the elderly cashier, gesturing at the hot dog roller towards the end of the counter. "And a dollar scratch-off? Doesn't matter which one."

It was late, but Sara ...