Inspiring (Facebook)

Daria posted an inspiring message to all the girls in the secret group “My Husband Shrunk - What now?”

They are usually asking for tips on what to do after mistakenly crushing their husbands after they got the shrinking virus or how to properly go through a divorce.

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“To all the queens out there who have hard time with their divorce, I want to share with you my story:

Jeff cheated on me, 5 years ago, and since Liam was just a baby I couldn’t handle divorcing him, so I swallowed the pill and carried on raising a kid with a cheater.

But 2 years ago, when the first wave of the shrinking virus started, I (allegedly) knew that I had to infect Jeff somehow in order to get control over his assets (especially his fat bank account) and even get his insurance money in case of getting “first degree sickness”.

I didn’t want to get infected by myself like other girls since I was worried I might infect Liam as well, so I kept convincing him to go out for errands during the peak of the pandemic, it was so hard to get him out of the house so I acted like a crazy bitch 😂

I think at some point he went out just to have a break from my annoying attitude 🫢

I was about to give up but then I finally found him helplessly shrunken on our living room’s floor, (The best day of my life btw).

He begged me to help him and I had to fight the urge to just crush him (like so many other girls did with their husbands) but I knew it’s an easy out for him.

So I got him to a hospital, acting like I care, and filed a divorce.

I won’t elaborate on the details but I got everything easily, the house, the car, his bank account, full custody over Liam and in general anything you can think of.

But they got him to one of the stupid Shrinkies Camps although I wanted to keep him as a souvenir, it kinda pissed me off, so I asked my lawyer to help me claim him as property but the useless asshole kept insisting that it’s not possible and I already got everything I could.

Some other lawyers told me the same until I met the amazing Clementine, she immediately assured me that it’s possible and it’s all about having the right judge.

She made everything look so easy, and in just 3 months I finally got him shipped to me like some toy ordered from AliExpress 🤣😂🤣

I almost cried from happiness, I immediately shoved him to a bird cage and the only things he’s eating are either random stuff stuck to my feet or my sweat.

Seeing him suffer brings me so much joy, I just can’t stop torturing him and making him work so hard to please me… 🥹

He spent the whole day kissing and worshiping my feet and now I taped him to my foot before going to bed.

I’m so happy I haven’t gave up and met Clementine, plus my feet are so tidy now 😂

I know many of you are going through the same right now - Don’t give up! Don’t let your stupid husbands to live their lives happily ever after in some tiny camp, claim them as slaves, I mean property 🤭”