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Minion Death Cult
Minion Death Cult

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Breakfast breeds arrogence and laziness

This week we learn why breakfast is one of the worst things you can do to your masculinity

Elon's biggest fans react to his newest batch of shirtless photos

and House Democrats pass a bill to enshrine gay marriage into federal law and the Right Wing is torn between: opposing it on the grounds that Democrats are drama queens, and opposing it because it's a harbinger of the apocalypse

Music:

Sister Nancy - Bam Bam

Helpless - Denied Sale

Protomartyr - Half Sister

Tim Heidecker - Stupid Kid

Comments

Also! Elon's dad is 'ready to donate his sperm to high class women' to 'make more Elons' and I'm ready to leave this timeline.

I was just reading this article about Andrew Tate (ayyy new awful guy dropped) and suddenly I'm reading Justin's post, which is just a rip-off of a Tate IG caption. this guy is the new popular piece of shit you might be hearing about (soon) https://thetab.com/uk/2022/07/21/who-is-andrew-tate-net-worth-age-girlfriend-twitch-big-brother-2016-followers-instagram-podcast-tate-speech-youtube-263363


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