Steam Room Shenanigans

Hey man. Room in this sauna for two?

*sigh* Yeah bud, I guess.

Great. Man, this steam feels good. My body’s wrecked after that workout.

Yep. Mine too.

I couldn’t help but notice you out there. You’re freakin’ massive! Easily the biggest guy out there!

*sigh* Thanks.

Bet you’re used to the attention, getting stared at all the time. You’re a freakin’ mountain of beef.

Yeah I guess. I’m just here to work is all. I try to block everything out.

Oh yeah, of course, of course. Man, all this attention must be driving you crazy. Sorry about that. I kind of “geek out” over bodybuilders. I’m aspiring to compete myself.

Great.

Any recommendations for an amateur?

*sigh* Just be consistent. Work hard. Hire a coach.

Man, thanks! That’s all really helpful. I appreciate it. Maybe one day I’ll be near your size.

Maybe.

Hey, you mind if I put a little something in the steam? Just a little aromatherapy.

Actually I–hey, what the fuck is that stuff?

Just a little something to help you relax, relieve all the tension in that big body of yours.

It smells… kinda good. Is that some sort of drug or something? I feel… really good.

Just breathe deep big man. Fill up those lungs. Get this stuff in the bloodstream.

Fuck… I don’t usually mess with drugs but… this stuff… feels really good.

Oh sure! I bet you’re ‘drug-free’–hunh, big guy? Wink wink, hunh?

No I mean… man, I’m all tingly everywhere. Fuck. God, just sitting here feels… better than a handjob. This is fucking amazing.

Hahaha… Imagine getting a handjob while you sit there? Nah, I’m just joking big fella. Just kidding.

Ha ha… man, when you came in here, I was like… “God, who is this pervert?” But now, it’s like… God, I don’t care about anything. I mean you could yank my towel off and I wouldn’t even care. (Just kidding, man… I mean mostly.) Actually, you know… it’s weird. I’m not kidding, at all. I don’t know why I’m even saying this.

Can’t help but notice the big tent you’ve got going under that towel over there.

Fuck, I’m getting so hard. In front of a guy. You’re probably gay, right? That’s why you came in here. But it’s so weird, I don’t even care. I’m fine getting a hard-on in front of you. Want to see it? I’m not gay but it’s like… I don’t even care.

Do what you want to do big man. We’re both guys here, just hanging out. If it feels good, do it. That’s my motto. Not like I could do anything to a guy your size that you didn’t want, right?

Yeah, true. I’m like three times your size. I could probably squash you with one hand, couldn’t I? Man… hahaha… why is that so funny?

I don’t know big guy. Looks like you’re finally unwinding. And I can’t help but noticing, that towel looks like it’s got a live python underneath. You sure are big all over, hunh?

Hahaha… Yeah, always had a big dick. People think guys my size are trying to compensate but I’ve had the biggest dick in every locker room I’ve ever been in. You want to see? I mean, not like I’m gay or nothing but… I’d be fine if you saw it.

Yeah, you said that before. Why don’t you yank that towel away big guy? I bet it would feel a lot better to have nothing on.

Maybe… maybe later. Fuck, it just feels so good to flex here… feel my body… fuck, I’m so fucking big…

That’s right big man… flex that big body. You mind if I touch? All that meat crunching up all hard, bulging all over the place… It’d be a shame to be this close and not know what it feels like.

Go right ahead buddy. Sometimes… (Shit I can’t believe I’m admitting this…) Sometimes when I need money for gear I flex for guys and let them feel. Don’t tell anyone that, okay? Actually, fuck… I don’t even care… Why don’t I care? God, I feel so… good.

Let me start slow. Just got to feel what those big shoulders feel like… Damn! Like steaks piled high–holy shit, what are you, six feet wide?

Feel the lats. Let me do a lat spread. Grab underneath. It’ll blow your mind.

Holy shit… those fucking wings! You’re so wide, so hard, so fucking thick.

God, hearing you talk about me like that… God damn, I’ve never been this horny in my life. This has to be whatever you put in the steam. Fuck, I don’t know what you did to me but… I’m not even mad. Feel my quads. Let me stand up and bounce my quads.

Would be a lot easier to grab those quads if you lost that towel, big fella.

Yeah, I guess… Fuck, grab a handful of my pecs. I fucking love how that feels… oh fuck… I mean, I guess since I’m already letting you touch me, it wouldn’t matter if I had my towel off, right?

Totally up to you big man. How about you put your hands behind your head, and I’ll pull the towel away. Make it nice and easy for you. Ready? 1… 2… There you go! Much better. Holy shit, those quads are impressive! Mind if I grab?

Fuck the quads! C’mon man, don’t deny it–you’ve been dying to see my dick this whole time. God, I can’t believe I’m doing this, but… Dude, drop your towel. Show me yours.

Really? I don’t see anything wrong with that. I’ll do that if that’s what you want.

I mean, it’s not like I want to see your cock or anything, it’s just… Dude, look how big my dick is! I want you to see it next to yours. Get hard first.

Oh, I’m already there big man. Okay, I’m going to drop my towel on three. 1… 2… Wow, your dick is almost twice the size of mine!

Fuck, I’m bigger than you all over! Get over here, hold your dick next to mine–shit! Fuck, I didn’t mean for our cocks to touch or anything but… fuck, when they did…

It’s all cool big man. I think you’re just relaxing for the first time. Letting go of all that macho-ness and letting your real feelings take over. It’s not about gay or straight. It must be tiring having to be that big tough guy all the time, hunh?

I mean… fuck, I didn’t even notice it until now but it’s like this big weight has been lifted. Fuck, I haven’t felt this good, this free, in so long… Get over here. I’m gonna hit a most muscular and it’d be a waste if I didn’t have any hands on me when I did it.

You got it big fella. Holy shit… you’re like warm marble, big guy. Absolute perfection. Hard as a fucking rock.

Ha ha ha… Yeah, hard all over! Man, I hope nobody comes in here right now. Actually, I don’t even care. I feel that good.

Oh, don’t worry about that. I made some arrangements with the staff that we’re not disturbed. Oh wow. Wobble those quads big guy. Jesus! You’re a beast!

Arrangements? That’s kind of weird… whatever. Fuck… Lemme turn around. Grab my glutes. Feel that steel. Fuck, that feels… so amazing. Never felt this good before.

Think you feel good now? I have something that can make it even better. All that relief you have, letting go of all that unnecessary stuff… I can bring it to the next level. Get rid of everything you don’t need, make you only feel good. You want that? You want true relief, big fella?

Fuck. Fuck, I don’t even understand but… yeah… yeah, I want that. Shit, what’s in that bottle?

Just a little something to ease that stress, big guy. I’ve got to rub it everywhere. All over all those big muscles. Fuck, your arm is rock hard and so veiny… Yeah, flex those biceps, let me rub it all over those peaks. Get it in every crevice. Lift up those arms, lemme get in those deep muscle pits…

Fuck, oh shit… I didn’t think I could feel so good… What is this? I don’t even care. Get it everywhere. Don’t take your fucking hands off me. Rub me everywhere. Use your fucking tongue. Damn, shit… oh, shit…

Oh wow, this 8-pack is unbelievable. This oil feels amazing right? Okay let me get it all over that back. Wow, I’ve never felt anything like this before… All this hard, coiled muscle… Oh goodness. Now those glutes. Wow, they’re like granite!

Shit. Oh shit… That feels… shit, I think I’m gonna… black out…

It’s okay big man. Put a hand on the wall if it steadies you. Mind if I get some in that crack of yours? It’ll feel good. So good. Just relax, big man. Just relax… Now let me get those big tree trunk legs of yours. Widen that stance, big guy. Shit, there’s so much surface area to cover down here! How the fuck do you wear pants?

Oh shit… oh shit… oh man…

Let me get between those toes… flex those toes, big man… Shit, even your feet are huge! Well, that’s everywhere. Everywhere except that big dick of yours… Relax, big fella. Relax… Sit down if you need too… Whoops! Man, good thing you weren’t far from the bench. Sounded like you were gonna crash right through it!

Do it. Do the dick. Fuck, rub it on my fucking dick. God damn, I’ll grab your hands and do it myself, I don’t care. Just do it.

Whoa big man! Be patient. I’ll take care of that dick of yours, all in due time. Just relax. Just want to give you fair warning. This oil is going to do some amazing things once I rub in on that cock of yours.

Don’t care. Fucking do it. Damnit I’ll fucking squash you. Jerk me off! Fuck!

See, if I put this on your cock, something pretty amazing is going to happen when you cum. All that heavy weight, that big burden of a body you’ve built, is all going to melt away. All that unnecessary mass you spend all that time cultivating and dragging around is going to just evaporate. And you’ll be rid of all that stress, all those unpleasant thoughts. Just pleasure, nothing more. You ready for that big man?

Fuck! Do it!

Okay, here goes…

Jesus. Fuck… oh god oh god oh god…

I can make this take as long as I want, big man. You’re right on the edge, one more molecule of friction and you’re going to pop.

Fucking do it or I’ll fucking crush you… Fuck… what? What the fuck happened?

Shh, relax big man. It’s that oil doing what it’s supposed to.

Fuck, how did you get so big? What the fuck… am I shrinking?

Well, most of you is. Right now you’re about half-size, while that big amazing cock of yours stayed the same.

Shit, I… I…

Look at you, shrinking away but so close to cumming that you can’t help yourself. Look at you now! All that size didn’t last long now, did it? Undone in a matter of seconds. Except that big, proud cock of yours. Are those big balls weighing down your legs “big guy?” Look, it’s about a full body-length away from the floor! That is, if you could move out from under that gigantic cock. It’s about the size of your whole body now! I wonder if those “big muscles” could handle dragging around a cock that’s bigger than you are?

Fuck! God, I can’t… even… think… finish it, fucking let me cum! Please!

Fair warning, “big guy”–once you cum, that big bulky body of yours is going to vanish and you’re just going to be a cock. No concerns, no stress, no diet to maintain or training to worry about. Just getting hard and cumming. Just pleasure. You ready to be a cock “big fella?”

Fuck! Yes! Please! Make me a cock… fuck… do it! I want to be a cock!

Here goes! THERE! Wow, you’re shooting like a geyser! Aw, the look on your face was so cute just before you vanished like that. Doesn’t this feel better? Oh man, you’re still so sensitive, this close to such an amazing mind-blowing orgasm. Shhh, relax, big cock-man. Let me tickle those big balls, jerk right under the head… Oh yeah, you like being a cock, don’t you? You’re going to shoot again really soon, aren’t you? That’s your only priority now. Just getting hard and cumming. No other thoughts, just pleasure. Let me use that towel of yours to clean up all this cum. Then let’s get you home. I’ll introduce you to all my other little cock-pets. I did you a favor, big fella. I can see you already love being a cock. Now now, my little cock-pet. Can’t have you shooting again so soon. Let’s get you packed up, bring you home, and introduce you to your new life.