The Crawphecy [ Die of Laughter Ep. 9 ]

I’m years late, but the “Stalltt cut that” is a joke because they say that on forehead fables

Collin Price

Oh how wrong you were, my sweet summer child.

Alec Keeter

"👶"

21stCSchizoidMan

Anyone wanna start a betting pool on stake? We can bet when the episode will be released. I say Jan 2nd.

hugos13b

Stalltt does some of the editing I’m not sure if he does all of it but I know he has a hand in it

Top Gun Skrill

Steady decline? Tf you talking about homie? Production value has only gotten better imo. I will absolutely agree tho that Brian is not paying attention half the time.

Luke Foster

Nah, this ain't it chief. Definite miss. Short as fuck... barely worth waiting over a month for. Brian being idiotic and utterly unimaginative, but never shutting the fuck up, makes me want to kill myself

Alan Fernandez

We both know that's some bullshit bro... Shit is bunk AF. Especially with it being an hour and a half of Brian's insufferably annoying ass. He brings nothing of value to the table most episodes, literally staring at the wall most of the episodes. When he does say something it is just unequivocally retarded, nonsensical and just stupid (and not in a good way). I didn't know I would miss him pretending to not exist. So thanks for the one episode every month and a half, ass tier release. Contemplating just stealing this shit, not even worth 5$ at this point. Poob and bizzle str8 carry this shit, all ❤️ but this production is on a steady decline.

Alan Fernandez

Only 4 more days maybe until next episode let's goooo

Mustard Gravy

please drop the episode and give us early Christmas

Chop Goblin

Bro bizzle you don’t have to outdo yourself every time you release a pod just make a product and put it out. Not every episode has to be a masterpiece.

Luke Foster

In the power of Bizzle we pray. Amen

Bert the cat. Devourer of Deities

And with you

Bert the cat. Devourer of Deities

And also with you.

Bert the cat. Devourer of Deities

Bizzle be with you.

Bert the cat. Devourer of Deities

I think the funniest thing is this podcast has a lot of potential, but maybe use some funds to help facilitate things, like editing or maybe set building? I dunno. I don’t mind the $, but it is getting rough. Worst is the other podcast was clearing like $20k a month or more when they were getting people on and nothing was planned, now THaT was a problem.

Brandon Noland

Wouldn't feel so bad if they at least fucking talked about it on twitter or some shit. But we get nothing. Getting hard to justify the patron at this point.

BeardGuy

I feel like I've been swindled.

Big Doinks

Listen Dawg the content is top tier, but due to the long production time and the lack of patreon exclusive content the insensitive to stay a patreon has diminished, in response to this content drought it may be beneficial to start releasing mid editing updates e.g. hour long uploads of the editing process with minimal editing to the actual recording, these updates can be a weekly occurrence.

DefectiveDominion 5

Just go to the mobile version of patreon and it shows the amount.

Brandon Noland

No fucking way this is making that much

Top Gun Skrill

More like 2 episode's every 3 months 😔

Bert the cat. Devourer of Deities

$11,000 a month for one episode….

Brandon Noland

I must say this is the best episode yet, felt alot more structured, much easier for my smooth brain to follow

Rick Wad

I just got out on bail (for beating my wife due to no DoL) and was expecting to at least read my divorce proceedings while listening to the new video. This sucks

Matt Ballantyne

We gotta get a sort of economy of scale running here. Using money made on this project (while taking less profits for a set of time) to hire an editor and/or other remote staff to allow for a consistent upload schedule, to THEN draw more people to the Patreon as 1: Uploads would come consistently. 2: Uploads being inconsistent are literally the only reason I don't recommend people pay for the Patreon. Also Pob Goblin should have a Goblin Gun

Matt Hale

Amen

Nick Ricchini

While all the artwork, green screening and music is awesome (along with the general editing) and has been amazing to watch, I'm assuming the 3 stooges are leaving it all to Bizzle and thats alot of work, either help him out or just gives us some episodes with a bit less editing. I personally wouldn't mind. love yall tho keep up the great content

Sean Kennealy

For it has been the fortnight and a half, and thus is when ye must be pestered for content, O lord.

Luke Foster

Damn I thought the backstory episodes would come out quicker than the regular ones for some reason. Idk if the Patreon is worth it for a single episode a month.

Big Doinks

amen

Durtcobain

My brothers in Kurts, we gather here today to ask of our lord god for his content. We offer unto him our suffering and anticipation in the hopes he may bless us with another morsel. He who checks the patreon every day as is proper, be a true son of Biz. It is they who feed our most just of gods the admiration he requires to realease unto us that which we crave. Let all true brothers heart each sermon to please our god. In Bizzles name we pray, Ahmen.

T.H.E. High Priest to our Lord Bizzle

Yeah a month it's fucking ridiculous

hugos13b

Let us know papi bizzle big waiting 🤲

Chris redield

I mean like mabye slow down on the edits its not that important if its gona take this much time in-between eps

fuckyoujim

Genuinely love and appreciate the hell outta this podcast, just wish we would get some crumb of updates/interaction 😭

infktedbs

Please please PLEASE Bizzle release a raw version of Bryan's 7 hour slog backstory for the patron. We NEED it.

pisro

extra episode for christmas this is a threat

Chris redield

Yea I'm stroking my cock rn, wet as hell, got lotion... week 3 no new ep.. wheres it at? I'm wet as hell

Charlie Davenport

1/3 of these "backstory" episodes and with how offen they post i'll wager we'll be back to normal in febuary?

nextepisodewhen

Boutta hit the 3 week mark yall it’s high time for a new ep. Who else wet as hell rn? I’m wet as hell, I got lotion on my dick rn

Luke Foster

I feel u but it does take alot for the shit he does. I'm a dumb Bich and would take them just unedited reviewing their character sheets, spells and other BS. But I'm a simple ass Bich :)

QuakeDea

Do you understand how long it takes to key every movement of each character and object on screen? If you want some rushed garbage go watch critical role. Let this mf bizzle take his time. When you cook burgers you wait 10 min, when you slow roast a brisket you let that mf stew in the sauce and spices for 10 hours. You want a shitty burger or a juicy ass wet ass brisket? I want a brisket. Take your time bizzle.

Luke Foster

I know that they don't generally answer the comments unless the episode was just dropped but I was wondering when we'll hear the continuation of the actual campaign. I'm dying to know what happened after they all fell down the hole. Jerry still has that bad ass glove but I feel like pob and hue are going to try to get rid of it. That thing is OP if Jerry manages to master it

Daniel palacios

So help me god I'm going to beat my wife if there isn't a new episode this week.

Matt Ballantyne

This show is ridiculously good given that bizzle is the only non-idiot. Please keep up the great work, it’s very appreciated!

Shwoop

He draws some of the backgrounds and does art for it, I feel like you are underestimating how much time he puts into it. Not even mentioning the animation...

Not gergoryt

Why dont you just go over what classes and abilities they have? Nearly 10 episodes and I don't know who is what rol,e or if its just 3 guys that talk a lot.

SlavicGold

L1quor

I'm so into this campaign but can there be like atleast one or two updates on when the next episode is coming out? Like even a reply to a comment would be appreciated by everyone waiting for the next one. I support the shit out of you guys and would love any sort of input cause it's quite a bit of wait between episodes

Daniel palacios

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Tyler Cisney

I wonder if they will do backstories for baby duke, chip chunk and the mimic since they were with them when they went down the hole

Chop Goblin

ay wait a sec sum aint right here

fuckyoujim

I like to eat the hair off the floor of my barber shop

Angel

better see some new episodes here soon

fuckyoujim

THATS IT i unsubscribed from the forehead fables podcast!

fuckyoujim

Love the idea of having each of the boys do an episode where they sorta DM (to the best of their abilities). Can't wait to see how elaborate Pob's backstory is and how we'll probably learn nothing about Jerry B.

Caleb Gornall

If you don't, I will.

Your Wife's Boyfriend

More behinds the scenes and I wouldn't have to kill a woman behind the No Frills grocery store on Argyle street in London, Ontario, Canada to fill the void between monthly episodes

Matt Hale

Best EP yet

ConfusedPuny

So what we get one of these eveey month its gona take 2 months just to get back stories. Gawd i can only imagine Brian's its gona be like 45 minutes.

fuckyoujim

Le savage

hugos13b

How the fuck do you have this much energy the first day after NNN ended? I was in a self induced sex coma for like a weekend.

hugos13b

We ain't trying to wait a whole month again for a new episode. I'm done catching up with my NNN back porn catalog. Now daddy needs some Pob Goblin action.

hugos13b

Why not release the audio when it’s done then release the edit with all the magic to the freeloaders

not devin white

If the crawphecy is true there must be a new garbage games episode coming Soon

Emmett Cafferky

Sounds like somebody ordered a tear burger with a side french cries

JaeMillz

Okay im ready for more now

Rick Wad

Oh Brian, my sweet summer child. Loved the episode boys!

RetroPronghorn

I really enjoy this d&d shit and I know it’s a pain in the ass to edit all of this autism but stalltt maybe you can be the voice of reason for the people

Top Gun Skrill

Wow 5$ for a bonus ep a month hey fyi if you cancle your subscription wait one month your getting the same amount as a free person theres no fucking bonus shit only one extra a month and free people get there text episode the same time. The whole point of fucking patreon is you get bonus shit not the same amount of shit. And with this bad of a upload schedule some months 2 extra some one at what poit will it be 1 month you get 1then 1 month you get none.

fuckyoujim

It actually is 5$ for one episode early a month

Thomas

I'm excited to pay 5 dollars

RogueGman87

This is not the podcast for people who want calm collected conversation

Isaiah Land

Bad take. Let the man do his bit

Chris Redfield

Excited to see the others dream sequence, even more excited for the inevitable next bar.

blekut

Poob never gets old to me

Master Willis32

Poob just can’t let a bit/conversation play out without interjecting himself and it’s very frustrating sometimes. Obviously you can’t have a conversation without interrupting sometimes but just interjecting in the middle of a funny concept to make weird noises gets really old.

Grits

Ya this was solid as heck

Brandon Noland

It’s probably one of the funniest ones though, packed with good jokes.

Brandon Noland

My Black Friday shift is in shambles right now. I’m fucking dealing with a horde of people and I just finished this episode, what in the fuck am I supposed to do now?

rodthedon

Only a little under 2 hours? How am I supposed to get through this horrible Thanksgiving? Listen to it 3 times? Pay more money?

Ethan Greenlee

Continuations of the side stories would be an awesome patreon bonus, just saying ;) Would love to know more about this crawphecy

Tai

Not gonna lie, chief. I sent this comment halfway through watching, and I'd been holding out hope they'd get their act together. Still good shit though.

Pyromance

They are just screaming over each other and ignoring their characters. Not bizzle obviously.

Jkob00

always good to watch but where is the swag? gonna need a sticker sheet made up but not just boring stickers, give them some utility: light switch surrounds, chap stick wraps, credit card shaped etc, shit is "slept on".

Gurpy Zoit

Nah, I love it all

Recon

Greenvale vs The avalanche dream sequence may bring us all to tears. Listening to gumbi and gamgam getting hit by a freight train of ice gonna be life altering

Causty

Bizzle is doing a awesome job and Bryan saying more than 4 words great episode

Bryan Bredeson

damn I didn't even realize it'd been 3 weeks since the last epiode

Jojak

calm down kid jesus christ

SlavicGold

Username checks out

Suede

Your mom waited 9 months for you, imagine the disappointment she felt

JaeMillz

Oh my god yes I’m gonna bust this shit is crack

Michael Johnson

There truly is no pleasing us

Ben Bravery

Yeah I wait a whole ass month for an hour and a half… half of the usual.

TheCircusBoy

that was just enough to piss me off

123

only if that means there's a season 2, don't you dare fuck up one of the few things I look forward to every month fucker.

Slivyr

Funniest DOL episode by far, can’t wait to see the other dream sequences

Rome

You guys should stop on episode 10🧐 and this makes season 1

GummyDummy

There might be some that won't appreciate these backstory/dream sequences but I look forward to how these impact their character development for the rest of the story. Keep up the good work, guys!

Pyromance

This funny👌👌👌🙄🤫😮‍💨😵‍💫🤒🤲👁👄👁

Logan

Typical Ethan

RCHRDCHDR

2 episodes within a month period. Holy crap! Tickle my nipple and call me sally.

Brendan Zike

Oh yeah just what the docta ordah’d

The Landlord

Yay got 1 hour and 47 minutes for this month. I'm gonna have to go play with my model trains again so soon dammit..

Grandshrew Jellvis

Damn this filler episode makes me feel like not all is well at DOL HQ

Ismael

FINALYYYYYYYHH

not devin white

I think its just because its a flashback episode written by Sam and not Bizzle, you can tell there is more work put into every episode as they go on.

QuentanamoBay

perhaps episode 10 part 2?

Paul

okay so when is episode 10?

Paul

i have now made cream

Pagulio

I’m all for fucking around (it’s most of the reason I watch DOL) but god damn the first 15 minutes couldn’t have been cut down a bit?

Oliver Sackrey

Thank God

meta

Papa Bizzle blessing us once again

Kian

Shit me too man, game time being halved is rough

Coleisntred

Dang 1:45 long. Hope they aren’t losing interest in this.

Ryan Taylor

God bless Mr Bizzle

Sam Shack

Why you acting like a bitch?

JaeMillz

fuck poobs stream im watching this

Kwolf

Woah guys slow down 2 in one month is a little much

Clifford

Ah yes just when I needed some more!

Caden McCoy

No way out already???

Alek

Louis… im cumming

RatRat

About fucking time

Ethan Sharples