Fluttershy: Rainbow... you lack... vision. You want to turn people into mermaids out of leg envy and for the loss of your career as an athlete, as a runner. You are so short-sighted about this, my dear blue girlfriend.
Rainbow: Fluttershy... what has gotten into you?
Fluttershy: mmmmm..... determination... bravery.... and perhaps a bit of righteous cruelty. That's what has gotten into me. You see, my blue morsel... Mankind has been destroying nature for so long... and I will make them pay. I will sink their world, ship by ship, turn them into merpeople and make them clean up to the last piece of plastic from my ocean.
Rainbow: Whoa, whoa girl, you sound totally like a villain. That's not cool at all.
Fluttershy: It was your stubbornness that made me use the ATTITUDINATOR to become brave enough stop you. You’re fighting so you can watch everyone around you become a mermaid and now regret it when you find somebody of your same species that not only puts you in your place, but will own you too. Think Rainbow, Think.
Now, girlfriend, join me... or I will make Narwie here to skewer you...
Robert Moat
2021-10-06 16:53:18 +0000 UTC