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I'm the Worst Person in Australia

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Hello Patrons!

It's official. Crikey have named Jordan as Australia's Arsehat of the Year. Naturally he must now put on his most passable Werner Herzog impression to ask "...but why?"

It's been almost a month since Jordan savaged some journalists, we're all overdue one of his signature rants.

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I'm the Worst Person in Australia

Comments

“I’m the owner of a modern day freak show. And you and your blue checkmarks are the main attraction.” I lost it.

Nathan Hand

No, it's an illusion.

I love your descriptions of Joel's electorate.

John Smith

You got my vote for ArseHat. Congratulations on the victory.

John Smith

Bust out the silverware as these chooks have been roasted to perfection

Always a joy when you use my favourite expletive, “shitcunt”... any chance all of them can win? I can’t decide...

I see a dog. I hit like

Noot noot nerd

Did you just hashtag your own post :/

This is my favourite new thing ever... #LangIsRight

The twink journo looks cute.

Worst of the year by the worst people is some kind of reversal that leads the way to being the best of the year, yes?

Krivvin Bailey

MOAR YILMAZ YA CUNT!

Crikey


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