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Premium 330: The Movie That Is The Story Of Our Lives As Americans

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"the PASSION our liberals feel for the fascists" - Michael Parenti

cinchal

Blue Fugates is the thing to look into.👍🏼

Chicken Man Cory

O boy, Dem Sunshine Boys. I heard tell that Brian Cox may have absorbed some of Bob Newhart and JEJ's "yesterday's ooze". Gross. But u may start to hear a different tone in the McDonald's jingle.. The elan of Elon may have some competition unless they're on the same team. Apparently conceptual mates Joe Goebbels and Bobby Newhart can be pals and pull out a badass podcast. Thanks Cricket Media for that. Who knew. ** Tom workin' that Gladwell seamlessly and T's "home movies dick sucker" voice.. beauty eh. 🤣🤣 Conceptually, I laughed a few times and thought things.. and concepts. Can't wait to wake up Jan 6.. shit, Nov 6 and find out the Race Hustler franchise lives because now he time travels.. maybe like Sam in Quantum Leap or some kinda Stargate biz.. He'll be holographically projected ridin' through worm holes to sites of ethnic cleansing throughout history..cant wait for the sequel.

Chicken Man Cory

I mean, Boeing is out here killing whistleblowers pretty blatantly (allegedly), and it's treated as no real biggie. In the 50's, an accusation like that would seriously jeopardize a company's future, but companies have become so generally powerful - and political check so diminished (in the US) - that it's been downgraded to, at most, "a bad look". "Yeah I know it sucks that they're killing whistleblowers who check their planes so they don't fall from the sky. But like, I gotta go places. Chop-chop." I don't have a lot of hope that "the US president will push a button and do stuff" when we're this deep into the lamest realization of the cyberpunk-future.

Jesper Ohlsson

You ever feel like a sentence is nuts today but will be inevitable and obvious in a while? Maybe I’ve got the shining for bad news. Somehow Kroger assassinating presidents to pad profits is in my future.

BookMisser

I’ve just recently become a patron but have been listening for quite a while. Just want to say that when your episodes drop it’s a bright spot in my week. I feel your exasperation with a lot going on, and really appreciate the breaks you guys help us take, like laughing in my car multiple times during the race hustler story. This podcast is such a great mix of storytelling, information, and commiseration. I really appreciate all of you and what you give to us every week.

Jacob

I re-listened to an old episode that covered Martin Van Buren Bates - a 7 ft 9 confederate soldier - who, along with "the Blue Fugates" (so basically drows), might be a solid case for Kentucky being one of the most naturally D&D-infused parts of the US.

Jesper Ohlsson

got a little too big for their britches.

Feedbag

So here’s how the Race-hustlers guns work. They’re also holograms but the Race-hustler AI took control of a secret Israeli black ops project, a satellite network equipped with railguns that can launch depleted uranium rounds from orbit. So when he points his gun at something there’s a slight delay before it just explodes.

Chapo has always branded nu metal as right wing

"people are sad about palestinians, but people also want their groceries to be cheaper"[sic] It's a fascile and condescending framing from Kamala, but if we're going to be real about it, then the actual answer to this is "the president can do something about one of these, and it's not how much your eggs cost". George Bush Sr infamously lost his re-election (anecdotally) because gas-prices went up a bit; something he had little control over. US presidents "can do something about gas prices" to a much greater degree than unilaterally lowering grocery bills (you can hoard gas and release it opportunistically later, you can invade the middle-east and make the prices skyrocket, etc). If you want your groceries to be drastically cheaper, then demand a centralized ownership of grocery-stores + (probably) production of produce. Essentially, you'd have to "do stuff" to a degree where abolishing all private ownership would just be less of a headache. This is off the table - the US is not in the business of "doing stuff" anymore, if it ever was - and thus, so is "the president making your groceries cheaper". Obviously, this is not a serious proposal - unless Kamala wants to get assassinated by Kroger, Boeing-style - but it's about as serious as her condescending framing of the issue. ..unless the oval office got a "make the groceries cheaper"-button installed, and she's pinky-swearing that she'll hit it if she gets in there. Which takes us back to the one thing the US president can do, since around 75% of the war effort is directly funded by the US, making it essentially a government program. //EDIT: Yes, she could raise the minimum wage substantially, which to my knowledge is not on the table either. So, again - what is she even talking about?

Jesper Ohlsson

Terance join the zoomers and wear super loose/baggy clothes. Beer gut gone

Dame

Why haven't you?

daniel

My “hear me out” is John Neill

Rebecca Zeller

That was improv?

Lucy McGillicuddy

This episode sounds like you’ve gone insane from too much election news

Nyarmith

I almost asphyxiated my lunch when Warren Oates waited 2 months for motorcycle to arrive

Benji

The only thing they’ve done other than milk ppls bank account for the last year was a Palestine series they even seemed to give up on. And now it seems they have a thing against how Blowback portrayed the Taliban, idk if the SJ folks are friends with anyone anymore.

Stephan Sir Ois

This episode was shit. You should feel bad.

Julian

Tarence’s narrator voice for Race Hustler has been echoing in my head since I listened. Since I’m An Old, I can totally remember the kind of vibe he’s going for, and he nailed it. Expand the universe and make an audio series out of it.

Michelle

I've often pondered the concept of 'Truth'

Des Conrads

Wind brahmin mentioned

Noah Shue

I thought Gerbert too!

Caitlin Kellogg

Sad to not hear "We need to be intentional about how we show up in these spaces"

Jonathan Howard

The boys are back, I had more fun listening to this episode than any in recent memory. Thank you.

Will Camfield

Are you guys still friends with Subliminal Jihad?

dumbcube

You know those videos of twin toddlers rambling gibberish to each other? You hit the peak of the genre with this one

Chris Laser

I hated listening to this - two creative and insightful people chewing on their own dicks for 90 minutes - but it was a funny enough break from the madness. Keep up the good work.

Jim McKenna

A plan lmao like it’s suicide

Ceruleania

Tarence is fine, he’s just beautifully broken

Ceruleania

That last 25min of improv 🤌🏼

Mike

Mid-way through listening to the boys do their best impression of the pod Johns, and I’m starting to believe they might be beautifully broken.

Fummpt

At leeeast thirty different kinds 🤓

gray

No joke right before listening to this I got a call from one of my neighbors telling me they know I haven’t voted yet and “just checking to see if I have a plan.” I’m getting taken to the bomb shelter for democracy

Rachel W

There need to be less podcasts trying to make people “smarter” and more absolute nonsense (in the best way) like this and the pendejo time boys. This shit is potent

Daniel

the race hustler sounds like James carvilles nephew. the dick sucker is jay Leno.

carl

For what it's worth I think you look great in a t shirt

Betsy

Race hustler was a favorite of Rush Limbaugh, may he rest in piss.

Lucy McGillicuddy

This was so fucking necessary, thanks fellas. Sincerely.

Peter Cain

I have never heard the term "race hustler" outside of Ben Shapiro's novel

Andrew Dunn

This is almost like having friends

panda-roux

Also, I appreciate how honest Terrance was in this episode. Real men can be vulnerable

Dr Nermal Funkenstein

Killing is bad, m'kay. What if you're grandfathers were Nazis? Not such a pleasant tale, hmm? We should've tried harder for a peaceful solution to avoid WWII, M'KAY??

Dr Nermal Funkenstein

"I've been starving them, and I've been trying to encourage them to eat each other." 👏👏👏👏👏👏

Dr Nermal Funkenstein

I tried showing a friend their Bob Dylan impression, said it was identical, indistinguishable even. As the true heathen they are, they said it was just ok

Maria Morales

Please don’t do Pee Wee Herman trying to suck my dick again

Coltrane Huling

lol I had to re-listen and I still feel like I retained very little myself.

Emily Richardson

It did feel very much like a fever dream.

Emily Richardson

https://youtu.be/ae4DF3ljzSs?si=DTPuHTd5KyvdBEVx

Jess Estridge

The dick sucking voice is gerbert

Jess Estridge

Nice to step out of my echo chamber and take in some radical new perspectives

Al Harris

Nurse they’re doing it again

Chloe Scattergood

Around 01:30 in the episode you hit the nail on the head. I went to a bonfire last night. at which I zealously praised my grandfathers seemingly prolific killing of Nazis in WW2. This Ellen ass lib responded by saying that my family "has a real history of hate". Hate. Because my grandpa killed Nazis who were actively trying to kill him...I hate liberals so much.

Jennifer Hammerhead

Race hustlers and poverty pimps

Mickey Soltys

Forgot to bleep out the name of the guy who always pretended to be fucked up 🤣. If the person I first tried an edible with, overdid it, and convinced myself I was gonna die ever becomes podcast famous and full name checks my lightweight ass, I'm gonna have to end it all.

BK

if somebody told me i hallucinated this episode i might believe them

Josh Aych

either the Bob Dylan impression is getting better or it is insidiously replaceing my memory of how he talks

Obstentia

Finished it and, it turns out, it actually doesn't stay like that, it gets worse. All time great ep

Bil

I needed this episode today

Dingus

They get freaked out because tumbleweeds are technically RUSSIAN THISTLE 🫣

Jawn Feddermang

Dr. Pibb ass Al is wild.

Norma Louise

All timer right here

Goodie

Start tucking in the tshirts, that's the trick if you have a little gut

Tom Rogers

all differences are resolved at the battle box, because it is filled with carbon monoxide

Veronica

Both. Definitely both.

auf die Welle

Wait wait don't tell me

daniel

I am thirty minutes in. The episode has been going for hours.

Gage

In one of the most recent episodes the pod save boys said that Tucker Carlson had been fired due to sexism and harassment. It’s pretty undisputed that he was fired for racism but I think those guys are so fucked up that they don’t even think racism is a problem anymore. If Tucker still had his job today and that came out there wouldn’t even be blowback.

Thomas Stevens

Prince of Darkness is the scariest movie ever made

sarah

borderline unlistenable, maybe a top 10 best trillbillies ep, definitely top 20 we got the race hustler, dick sucking voice, lib trillbillies, john neal, etc

memetech honkdog

okay nevermind the great god pan one is definitely him lmao

patsy montana

I love the chaos of this episode. It feels like how my brain feels right now

Emily Richardson

Great ep.!

Eternal Garb

Skinny guy with a belly here as well. I used to have a crazy nice body from biking as commute and running in my spare time. But that damned belly just wouldn't go away. Now I've put on more general weight and my belly doesn't bother me as much.

Spiders in a Trenchcoat

I’m high on primer fumes rn and I think our Gimlet Media boys are too, and that’s true and that’s real and I can’t wait to go to the polls <3

sortition crank

I love Cuntucky Cumtown.

sortition crank

This is certainly one of the episodes of all time

wat

I just want to say that for months of listening I’ve thought that Bob Dylan had been dead for decades… I mixed him up with John Denver. Idk man they’re both old or uh would be old, if it weren’t for plane crashes. I really thought that the recurring character known as Bob was a bit, I had no idea that Bob was alive and well.

Matt Esparza

52:04 is my favorite character in a while

Maggie

You're worst characters yet. 5 stars

Brandon Engmark

I'm pretty sure I absorbed like zero percent of this episode, great stuff

William

I really think there's a space in the podcast sphere for a show where Tom and Terrence become ActBlue liberals.

Jordan Hunnicutt

Are The HILLbillies going to have Arthur Bleefold on to speak about the election?

BUSHxDIDx911

am i insane for thinking thats not rly bob behind the keyboard. maybe dooky chasers was legit but i think theyve got some assistant chasing the dragon now

patsy montana

Pod save appalachia has legs

William

Really, voting is buying and selling in the marketplace of ideas

William

Why would you do this to them

William

I am standard issue AL.

AL

It's wild you'd think about a race hustler type actor and go with Paul Mescal over Walton Goggins

Dan Young

I think you're movie plot would work better it the cartel were to be smuggling at cost insulin instead of tumble weed/cocaine.

Eric Murphy

I hate to break it, but non-alcoholic beer has like 2/3's the calories of a regular beer. They also measure by "servings" (literally not a thing), or "per 100 ml", forcing you to do your own math like you're still in school. A proper society would not do this to you.

Jesper Ohlsson

If i feed a transcript of this into chat gpt4 and grok this will be historical fact in under a week. My bro works with OpenAI so I’m mainly doing it to fuck with him!

Leyland

What if cumtown had body dysmorphia?

Feedbag

I'm going to have liberal 2016 Tom and Terrence bouncing around in my head as I lay dying in Kingston, PA after smashing my skull on the pavement over water rations.

Laaren

Gotta put them in Conceptation Camps

Lorelei O’Connor

Arian heresy no less

Andrew Ratcliffe

Tarence, your belief that god, Jtown, and the ghost are separate entities has been condemned since the First Council of Nicea in 325 AD. I am appalled to hear such heresy on a communist podcast.

Andrew Ratcliffe

Lots of conversation about where we were as a nation on September 12. Not much talk about a week later.

Lucy McGillicuddy

Go on The Adam Friedland Show

Glenn Youngkin Did Nine Eleven

i’ll tell you honestly tarence that i have repeated your succinct analysis about class being relative many times and i _do_ agree and i _have_ found a voice. that one and the coming over and sucking a dick one both.

chee

I can’t believe the podcast has degraded to such SHIT. OBVIOUSLY the inciting incident would be that the cartels start selling a drug that only works on non-whites, which lets them have wild parties with no repercussions the next day. The whites get jealous and you’re off to the races

William

The last half of the show made it sound like y'all were being held at gunpoint by NPR executives

Brant

10/10 ep. Every week we approach closer and closer to a perfect 1:1 of 2018 Appalachian Cum Town

Badoilcan

the Pearly Gates are not ADA compliant, there's a solid 3" step at the threshold. people have complained but the heaven HOA won't allow rennovation.

Karl Childers

From the studio that brought you Apatar

Tom's Trips Official

The town in "The Race Hustler" sounds like it takes some inspiration from the laughing gas world concept

𝐅𝐥𝐨𝐫𝐚 𝐏𝐨𝐬𝐭

Set the Race Hustler into the extended Blue Fugate universe and you got something baby

Sammy

Nothing like listening to the trillbillies worker party podcast on a Sunday after a hard days work.

LAKE R▲DIO

Old school HR violation: snapping a woman's bra

Kallie Schell

NA beer is great shit honestly

Ethan

That was an episode

minty

T-ray Grindr confirmed.

Tyler Scherer

The Race Hustler takes a time machine back to LA in the late 60s to talk Charles Manson out of doing the Tate-LaBianca murders to try and start a race war.

Elizabeth R.

You guys should do election night coverage

Nik Nerburn

In my highschool there was a rumor going around about a new psychedelic called Loon. I later discovered it was just piss from someone on acid, which they collected and sold to the most credulous morons around.

Cthulhusbedandbreakfast

just in time for

auf die Welle

This episode rewired my brain chemistry

Ben Meredyk

That bizarro universe podcast would be called Trillibby Wokers Party

Grant

1 hour in wondering if the rest of the episode will just be like this

Bil

Hell yeah early premium episode

Kranky

they did NOT blank out his last name lol

sulkyboy

All your straight-boy-growing-up-stories are so unrelatable. It's like an audio-only, low-hum throbbing anxiety Planet Earth.

Jesper Ohlsson

U know the episode will be good when tarence starts with “well….” *mouth noises*

Carter Mize

I can’t wait for the next election cycle to start in 6 months.

Kellen Singer


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