Woe is still moderately me. Happy 500?

Hello dear Patron~

 I've improved slightly from my previous crying rant after sleeping for basically one and a half days straight. If you can even call fussing between sheets and blankets writhing in feverish oblivion 'sleep'.

 I may actually get a second opinion, but that is neither here nor there at the moment.

 Happy 500 patrons!

 I hit 500 a week or two ago, then it went down, then it went up again, and I am going to just call it here, regardless if a bunch of fine folks drop off anyway.

 Thank you so much.

I don't think I have ever gained the short to mid-term attention of 500 of any living thing. Not even blades of grass while camping or mowing the lawn. Full-blown sentient human beings? Interested in my writing no less?

 Thank you so much. Sincerely. I want to say that this is just the beginning of something wonderful that will continue to grow in a way that brings us all more and more pleasure. And that typically is my MO around these parts. I am working hard to make that the case. For my free members and generous lurkers who make up a majority of the number, I want to thank you for lurking faithfully, giving me a glance once and a while to see if I released some material or even read my greetings posts.

 Thank you. I know that it can be annoying to deal with a 'front' like patreon as opposed to just being able to jump in and read something directly, but I appreciate you hanging in here with me. It is a matter of keeping all my stuff in the same place as opposed to sprinkled out across the internet in random spots. The level of organizability here is pretty good for my needs as well until I go fully independent or something. People who self publish like myself often 'swear by' mailing lists.

 I don't know that I will do that. I like blogging and leaving posts throughout history that you can scroll through (if you'd ever want to do that, hah.) regardless if you joined up yesterday or yesteryear.

 Many Thanks to You, Dear Patrons

 I would be beyond remiss if I didn't shout out and bow humbly before all my Precious Supporters, Serendipitous providers, and Benevolent bestowers. The fact that you feel my work is worth so much is a true act of kindness I never forget. I pull my haggard, sick booty up to the screen to make sure I say it again and again. And I will continue to say it. So thank you.

 Last but not least,

Thank you to my EE's and BB's.

 If it wasn't for your conversation, interest, kind commissions, and friendly banter, I don't think I'd have lasted this long. You guys teach me so much about aspects of written smut and more. Your insightful feedback and comments and sometimes requests are also a big help to keep things moving forward in a major way. So thank you from the bottom of my heart.

 And on that note:

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~Michelle