Patreon Tier Update (3/25)

Oh, she done did the thing again.

Yes, I did, dear Patron. I updated my pricing tiers. Who Cares?

 Well, it looks like back in July, I did the same thing. In reflection, it was only eight months. I was afraid things would blow up in my face with the changes; little did I know how things would blow up. Much like the breasts and cocks in all my stories, things are expanding at a pleasurable pace. I have you to thank for that. Let's get to it. Skip down to the Extravagant Endower tier for the interesting stuff, although I think myself clever beforehand as well.

Generous Lurkers (GLs) 1$

 No changes here. Thanks for your kindness and fear not, the free chapters will continue to roll out at a somewhat regular pace. This is my pledge to you.

Precious Supporters (PSs) 3$

 No changes here either. To the bulk of my paid readership, I thank you all for your support and kindness. Early access to drafts of chapters and stories that will eventually become free, as well as access to Patreon-only stories (For the time being) are what you get for joining this tier. Thank you all so much.

Serendipitous Providers (SPs) 5$

 No changes here either. Same as previous tiers, but you additionally gain access to some exclusive polls. This tier is mostly here for folks who want to offer a bit more than 3 dollars a month in support. I am tremendously thankful for all your support and value your opinion.

Benevolent Bestowers (SP+s) 7$

 This is a new tier. But it kind of isn't In a similar vein of the SP, I am opening this tier to allow for folks to offer a bit more per month. While I know it sounds money grubby, believe it or not I have had kind and generous fans comment that they couldn't give more even if they wanted. Now I don't want to come off as a smut slut for two more dollars, but that is a silly problem to have. The problem being fans not able to offer more if they wish to, not being a smut slut. That is a terminal situation I will have to live with the rest of my life.

 But, again this is a big but, (How we like them around here. Ay.) But I may share the occasional post from the next tier with my SP+s. Might not be often, and it might only be once or twice just to say I did it. But I will. Because the smut peddling jezebel in me likes to twirl in a riffled dress and show a little thigh once and a while. You can join me in the dance, or just respectfully wait for everything to be pirated and get your fix there. Don't let me yuck your yum, my dears.

 Regardless, patrons at this level are truly generous and I appreciate your support from the bottom of my heart.

Extravagant Endowers (EEs) 10$

 This is a brand new tier. This is also a brand new branch for the patreon. This is lifted straight from the tier description:

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What sets the tier apart from others before it is access to 'Deluxe' versions of some of my written works. What does that even mean? "Deluxe."

Going forward, I am going to be releasing artwork alongside some of my written work. Maybe one or two images every chapter or so. This may be artwork I have drawn myself (Goodness forbid), artwork I am commissioning using the kind funds I earn from this website, or perhaps artificially generated artwork (I am aware that my position in the hottest of hells is secured).

These deluxe versions are a new project I am working on, and one that is, for the time being, totally exclusive to Patreon. I am hoping that I can release such a deluxe version of a post once a month. I may also end up offering such exclusive posts for sale, but that is something I will need to discuss with my beloved Patrons.
"

 So, there you have it. "Deluxe" versions of chapter updates will be coming in the near future. Don't drop everything and jump up to that tier just yet since there isn't any content on it! There will be by the end of the month, I am going to work on that later in the week actually. (I haven't forgotten about the chapter teaser either. Relax. All that good stuff will still come out on time, my dears.

 But I want to try something new. I am already speaking with some artists about commissions and some of them are being fulfilled as I type now.

 "But I am not paying you some silly amount of money every month for what sounds like two or three shitty pieces of AI art and *maybe* a single decent piece of art once every month or so. I reiterate, who cares?"

 Well my dear Patron, I hear you loud and clear. Otherwise I wouldn't have written the above quote of my imaginary jaded fan. (I know none of you would ever feel that way...right?) So I am considering offering these deluxe versions for an additional nominal fee. Patreon keeps asking me to 'sell' posts, but I can't justify selling any single post since the minimum price is 3$, and anything I'd consider worthy of being sold is already available to the 3$ tier. You can see my dilemma, but this situation might be a little different.

Again, you are free to wait for the pirated versions, bless your heart and your wallets. This is 2025. I am over it, although I had emotions about it at the time.

 And I think I will release at least one Deluxe version of something for completely free just to get some feedback on it from everyone. And to be kind, you know? I don't have the guts or confidence to release all my stuff for free and hope that people will support me, although of late, I am having a slightly different opinion thanks to all the kindness people pour in my direction. Thank all the gods in all the realms for my ability to transmit arousal and emotion through words. I've met so many kind folks through this hobby become side gig become, dare I say it, aspiration.

Bosom Buddies (BBs) 15$

 This tier's content hasn't changed overtly, but it has changed subtly. But the price of it did change quite overtly, but I got the express permission and understanding of both my bosoms before making the change. This is how considerate I am of my patrons, or at least that is my intention.

 Also, nobody else will be able to join this tier anyway since my bosom buddies seem quite comfortable cradled up snug and soft against me. 'Were I to grow two more breasts...' I often rant while sipping molasses sodie in my rocking chair, but that is going to be a tough prospect. This feisty pair of endlessly giving and generous fans will get all the deluxe stuff I put out, of course. And regarding the 2,000 word commission bank they get every month, while this might not sound like a big deal, since I think I give a ton of leeway in my commissions already, I plan on giving more leeway to you two. I generally give a cart blanche to my beloved bosoms as is, but there are a lot of potential titties gunning for these cups and I had to put a little squeeze on you. A loving squeeze, without a doubt. I only squeeze my bosoms with love.

 I am now imagining all my patrons as spherical tit-beings with blue plastic splatoon guns and clear glass cannisters of milk sloshing ominously surrounding me. The though arouses me and scares me at the same time. Speaking of which, if you are reading this far, then you are in it for the long haul aren't you?

 I am toying with the idea of one more tier. Greater than my bosom tier, for double the price, but offering double the words. A 12k commission 4 times a year? 48k words a year is a lot to provide for. I'd be asking for trouble with all this workload. I'd also make the tier cock-themed, but it might be in poor taste. The idea of 'tiers' in general evokes 'status' which turns me off. I think that is why I try to make the tier names so flowery and silly.

So you have finally gone to the darkside, haven't you?

 You Smut-Peddling Jezebel. You slut for two extra dollars. You gate keeper of commissioned art and teaser of close to 500 sets of beloved loins. Yes, dear Patron, shower me with your kind words and call me the dirtiest words you can think of. I will use them in my writing. (I am aware that in some sense I am just talking to myself. Severe comical self-depprication is one of the only ways I can allow myself to make these changes. Fear not, I love myself plenty, but have to be as tongue in cheek as possible to not come off as too greedy.)

 Slut for two dollars. Gosh, when I wrote that I smiled so wide at the screen. I actually am in the process of commissioning a bunch of art and I think I might get some icon sets done so we can gussy up the patreon tier buttons and add some TLC. I might do it with AI in the meantime since I want meaningful art inline with the deluxe versions of stuff to take precedence.

 What is the meaning of this final topic heading?

 I mean to say that for a majority of my readers and fans I am not changing anything and you probably won't be affected. There will be a few more ways for me to try and tease two more dollars out of you perhaps, but nothing is mandatory. And the only 'mandatory' change I made was with the express permission of the people it affected.

 But I am going to try and offer more unique content. And I am going to offer more ways for fans to support me, primarily because fans asked me why I didn't have such an opportunity.

 I said in my new years greetings blog post on my author website that I want to invest in myself, edit and release my stuff, and pursue ideas and keep it up.

 I am investing the money I get from this endeavor into commissioning artwork that will soon be before your eyes. And the artists I am working with are fucking good. Like, maybe I can spare spending patreon money I'd use on a 6-pack of wine coolers and throw them at this absolute firebender of an artist I found. I found a pair of them at the current juncture and I like what I am seeing. What do you think?

How about that?  If you think I am methodical with my writing, I am slowly finding myself quite methodical with my commissioning as well. I already have a spreadsheet set up with all them delicious details. When spreadsheets excite you you know that you are one foot in the grave. I have no doubts I will be too excited to hide it all (The art, not the spreadsheet), so look forward to sneak peeks like that one. Like when you were a kid who only had poor people cable and you got the Disney Channel for the weekend. Let me blow the dust off my dry corpse after that ancient reference.

 Anyway, the rant is getting out of hand. I am investing in myself, and I said I would. I may invest more if things keep up. I am trying something new, and I have a feeling I will keep up with it. I have a feeling it is only getting started. As far as editing and getting my stuff out? I have sidetracked myself with blog posts and conversations and this and that, so I am falling behind just a touch, but this is how you make those moves I think. You are running up a hill with boulders and death flying at you and you have to dodge from cover to cover (Yeah I am imagining that game from Takeshi's Castle with the Temple of Doom balls). Taking those breaths and making your moves up the hill bit by bit.

 This is what we are all doing right? Trying to make a quick move. Lateral dash, quick sprint forward, take a breath, scope the situation, learn the patterns, and keep. making. moves.

 I really hope this doesn't all blow up in my face. I really spilled a lot of raw emotion in this one, but here is hoping a single picture of tits keeps you fine folks waiting for this week's teaser of Experimental Business more than the regular blog post.

 With nothing but humble thanks and appreciation for your support, readership, and kindness, I wish you a wonderful rest of the week.

Ta ta~ for now

~Michelle Cuunis