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0005 - Return of Achewood, pt 4

Though they may plausibly have emerged from the same craftsman's workshop those many years ago, Cornelius and our mystery guest could not be more different. Ray Smuckles, however, assumes that they have an identical intellectual velocity. We lose valuable time as Ray attempts to explain the vicissitudes of the present day to an elderly man whose loins, he suspects, no longer tumesce with vinegar and heme. 

0005 - Return of Achewood, pt 4

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I started liking the cure because ray rags on them so much.

Ruxine

In the past, I have had many an old cat surrender their failing body to the jaws of the forest. Ray is right. Cats gonna cat.

W. C.

Gargery.

Bruce Bortin

Meatloaf is a sausage. Change my mind.

Julie (HiDeeHoGal)

I would eat a chicken cooked on the dashboard of a '72 Camaro SS "Longtail" abandoned at a Phoenix mall for a copy of that .txt file.

FactWino

wait til he discovers a lady playing with Rabbit

Rob Satterfield

Corny Bear knows the shape of the world. It’s not all romance novels and girlfriends, though.

Joshua Nadas

Both Ray’s gravy joke and the followup “HAMBURGER is a SAUSAGE” tweet made me double over from laughing so hard. Onstad has not missed a step and may have even added a few to his repertoire.

Walter Biggins

Ewwwwwww. 🤣

Walter Biggins

Ray has people for that.

J Hardy Carroll

Has Ray...been reading the intellectual dark web?!?! (Answer: Ray has not been reading anything)

Chris Onstad

brillo!

Chris Onstad

thank you brotha'!

Chris Onstad

thank you brother!

Chris Onstad

If there is the slightest thing I could do that would help you, Achewood, and the world at large (by helping more people discover Achewood thus increasing the amount of joy) the answer is absolutely yes. It is the most miniscule repayment for the hours and hours of delight Achewood has given me

Jeremy Levick

I think you got it right. It's a euphemism for a simple character being introduced into a complex situation, like Gargery in the metropolitan.

Steven Saunders

It could not track more who has a blue check and who doesn't in that exchange.

Oppido

Oh good, “you old stagecoach” can get added to the .txt file in my brain that contains all the Achewoodian greetings and insults. Haven’t had any new entries in a while! I am so pleased at this return.

Brody

Of course, boss! Thanks for everything over the years, real happy you've found a way to let us directly support your work

Chris Dubie

Thank you Jeremy! Would it be ok to screenshot your lovely comment also, and use it as a testimonial on my social media channels? Could blur out your name if desired.

Chris Onstad

Thank you Chris! Would it be ok to screenshot your lovely comment and use it as a testimonial on my social media channels? Could blur out name if desired.

Chris Onstad

When I subscribed, I had to make peace with the fact that there was a chance that rebooted Achewood would never live up to my hopes. This line and "the older generation simply hasn't the loft and spin for the game as it is now played" prove that not only hasn't Onstad lost the heat on his fastball, he's added a killer slider too.

Jeremy Levick

The only Gargery I’m aware of is in Great Expectations. Has this old stagecoach missed the point again?

Omurice

I still can't get over HAMBURGERS are a SAUSAGE

Joe Locastro

He may discover how people visit their Piglet, if you know what I mean.

Mark Tomczak

That is the TRUTH and you are a philosopher

Warren Hammond

Philippe should not Have Twitter.

Nicholas Williams

Winnie gonna learn about stirrin the ol honey pot, if you know what i mean

Rob Satterfield

I can't tell if this means Ray has come around on The Cure or not

Lionstooth

Hate to disagree with Ray but I think hating the truth is the new philosophy now

J Hardy Carroll

Genuinely insane how a creator can take a hiatus this long and come back so strong so immediately.

Chris Dubie

Is he doing truth? Or Philosophy?

GruntyGinMan

Patreon is working on this buggo

Chris Onstad

Yep. Favorite line of the reboot so far maybe.

Meadow Green

I didn't either

Stuart Gipp

"You can't hate the truth man, it's against philosophy!" That's goin' in the old "Classic Onstad sentences" vault.

subrosa

Hmm I don’t think I got an email notification for this

Bungus Bronbo

It’s been a hell of a life (plus 1000 cases of Dutch potatoes)

Chris Onstad

Guess he had that whole brain damage thing too

Ben Wissett

Ray's still coming off a long sleep, plus is Ray

Chris Onstad

Does Ray know Connie had a whole thing where he captioned porn

Ben Wissett

You can't hate truth, man! It's against philosophy!

Max Kreisky


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