0005 - Return of Achewood, pt 4
Added 2023-06-02 17:00:05 +0000 UTCThough they may plausibly have emerged from the same craftsman's workshop those many years ago, Cornelius and our mystery guest could not be more different. Ray Smuckles, however, assumes that they have an identical intellectual velocity. We lose valuable time as Ray attempts to explain the vicissitudes of the present day to an elderly man whose loins, he suspects, no longer tumesce with vinegar and heme.
Comments
I started liking the cure because ray rags on them so much.
Ruxine
2024-01-25 06:15:51 +0000 UTCIn the past, I have had many an old cat surrender their failing body to the jaws of the forest. Ray is right. Cats gonna cat.
W. C.
2023-08-16 16:29:36 +0000 UTCGargery.
Bruce Bortin
2023-08-04 01:40:11 +0000 UTCMeatloaf is a sausage. Change my mind.
Julie (HiDeeHoGal)
2023-07-02 19:54:45 +0000 UTCI would eat a chicken cooked on the dashboard of a '72 Camaro SS "Longtail" abandoned at a Phoenix mall for a copy of that .txt file.
FactWino
2023-06-16 23:23:53 +0000 UTCwait til he discovers a lady playing with Rabbit
Rob Satterfield
2023-06-06 19:04:37 +0000 UTCCorny Bear knows the shape of the world. It’s not all romance novels and girlfriends, though.
Joshua Nadas
2023-06-06 10:18:15 +0000 UTCBoth Ray’s gravy joke and the followup “HAMBURGER is a SAUSAGE” tweet made me double over from laughing so hard. Onstad has not missed a step and may have even added a few to his repertoire.
Walter Biggins
2023-06-05 22:49:17 +0000 UTCEwwwwwww. 🤣
Walter Biggins
2023-06-05 22:46:58 +0000 UTCRay has people for that.
J Hardy Carroll
2023-06-05 19:27:50 +0000 UTCHas Ray...been reading the intellectual dark web?!?! (Answer: Ray has not been reading anything)
Chris Onstad
2023-06-05 19:14:29 +0000 UTCbrillo!
Chris Onstad
2023-06-05 19:12:28 +0000 UTCthank you brotha'!
Chris Onstad
2023-06-05 19:11:48 +0000 UTCthank you brother!
Chris Onstad
2023-06-05 19:11:37 +0000 UTCIf there is the slightest thing I could do that would help you, Achewood, and the world at large (by helping more people discover Achewood thus increasing the amount of joy) the answer is absolutely yes. It is the most miniscule repayment for the hours and hours of delight Achewood has given me
Jeremy Levick
2023-06-05 19:07:53 +0000 UTCI think you got it right. It's a euphemism for a simple character being introduced into a complex situation, like Gargery in the metropolitan.
Steven Saunders
2023-06-05 18:26:58 +0000 UTCIt could not track more who has a blue check and who doesn't in that exchange.
Oppido
2023-06-05 18:23:01 +0000 UTCOh good, “you old stagecoach” can get added to the .txt file in my brain that contains all the Achewoodian greetings and insults. Haven’t had any new entries in a while! I am so pleased at this return.
Brody
2023-06-05 18:02:49 +0000 UTCOf course, boss! Thanks for everything over the years, real happy you've found a way to let us directly support your work
Chris Dubie
2023-06-05 02:16:23 +0000 UTCThank you Jeremy! Would it be ok to screenshot your lovely comment also, and use it as a testimonial on my social media channels? Could blur out your name if desired.
Chris Onstad
2023-06-05 01:58:49 +0000 UTCThank you Chris! Would it be ok to screenshot your lovely comment and use it as a testimonial on my social media channels? Could blur out name if desired.
Chris Onstad
2023-06-05 01:58:14 +0000 UTCWhen I subscribed, I had to make peace with the fact that there was a chance that rebooted Achewood would never live up to my hopes. This line and "the older generation simply hasn't the loft and spin for the game as it is now played" prove that not only hasn't Onstad lost the heat on his fastball, he's added a killer slider too.
Jeremy Levick
2023-06-05 00:19:29 +0000 UTCThe only Gargery I’m aware of is in Great Expectations. Has this old stagecoach missed the point again?
Omurice
2023-06-04 18:56:22 +0000 UTCI still can't get over HAMBURGERS are a SAUSAGE
Joe Locastro
2023-06-04 15:09:10 +0000 UTCHe may discover how people visit their Piglet, if you know what I mean.
Mark Tomczak
2023-06-04 02:33:45 +0000 UTCThat is the TRUTH and you are a philosopher
Warren Hammond
2023-06-03 14:28:18 +0000 UTCPhilippe should not Have Twitter.
Nicholas Williams
2023-06-03 11:50:16 +0000 UTCWinnie gonna learn about stirrin the ol honey pot, if you know what i mean
Rob Satterfield
2023-06-03 02:21:33 +0000 UTCI can't tell if this means Ray has come around on The Cure or not
Lionstooth
2023-06-03 00:46:52 +0000 UTCHate to disagree with Ray but I think hating the truth is the new philosophy now
J Hardy Carroll
2023-06-03 00:01:40 +0000 UTCGenuinely insane how a creator can take a hiatus this long and come back so strong so immediately.
Chris Dubie
2023-06-02 23:04:35 +0000 UTCIs he doing truth? Or Philosophy?
GruntyGinMan
2023-06-02 22:38:09 +0000 UTCPatreon is working on this buggo
Chris Onstad
2023-06-02 20:59:22 +0000 UTCYep. Favorite line of the reboot so far maybe.
Meadow Green
2023-06-02 20:36:07 +0000 UTCI didn't either
Stuart Gipp
2023-06-02 20:29:07 +0000 UTC"You can't hate the truth man, it's against philosophy!" That's goin' in the old "Classic Onstad sentences" vault.
subrosa
2023-06-02 20:21:13 +0000 UTCHmm I don’t think I got an email notification for this
Bungus Bronbo
2023-06-02 19:32:02 +0000 UTCIt’s been a hell of a life (plus 1000 cases of Dutch potatoes)
Chris Onstad
2023-06-02 18:50:19 +0000 UTCGuess he had that whole brain damage thing too
Ben Wissett
2023-06-02 18:43:31 +0000 UTCRay's still coming off a long sleep, plus is Ray
Chris Onstad
2023-06-02 18:37:49 +0000 UTCDoes Ray know Connie had a whole thing where he captioned porn
Ben Wissett
2023-06-02 18:34:17 +0000 UTCYou can't hate truth, man! It's against philosophy!
Max Kreisky
2023-06-02 18:12:24 +0000 UTC
