0004 - Return of Achewood, pt 3
Added 2023-05-26 17:00:05 +0000 UTCAs Ray Smuckles slowly uses the toilet (standing), he muses upon and then quickly confronts the very nature of death ("No."). Our mystery visitor arrives and provides him with first-hand perspective on the experience. We begin to learn things about a certain congenitally miserable animal which some had likely suspected all along.
Comments
Ray's eyebrows. *mwah*
Julie (HiDeeHoGal)
2023-07-02 19:53:57 +0000 UTCI normally check achewood every month, but I happened to skip a couple. To my amazement, you're back! Thank you for everything, I've never spent money so fast seeing this patreon
Glam De Ville
2023-06-16 03:22:42 +0000 UTCAchewood never left my comics tab. Checked almost every day for the unique IP hit and because Achewood is too strange and beautiful to ever really die. Good to see you creating again Onstad!
Paul
2023-05-31 20:06:16 +0000 UTCwell there's a certain investigative element at play here, checking your rad chilies is easier if you're standing
Derek Adams
2023-05-30 18:43:14 +0000 UTCPooh is really getting used and abused: https://www.nytimes.com/2023/05/26/us/winnie-the-pooh-school-shooting-book.html
Jake McIntyre
2023-05-29 23:33:49 +0000 UTCuh i was of the impression ray did not use the toilet standing up when there were guests around
Guilherme Töws
2023-05-28 22:52:52 +0000 UTCRad. RAAAAAAD!
Paul Davies
2023-05-28 20:52:11 +0000 UTCDMT is supposed to be a lot cooler than that
Daniel Ohlson
2023-05-27 17:26:46 +0000 UTCas did the parson
Daniel Leach
2023-05-27 13:07:52 +0000 UTCif someone surprised me pushing out precisely one drip of whiz I would not be able to respond with such aplomb. I would enter the spirit realm
Tommy Blacksox
2023-05-27 00:58:28 +0000 UTCroast beef thinks eeyore is kind of a downer
The Good Poster
2023-05-26 23:56:57 +0000 UTCI love that Ray refuses death - ain’t no style in doin that, just gonna keep on tickin
Joshua Nadas
2023-05-26 23:46:46 +0000 UTCMmm. Corn hub. With extra butter, please!
lisa loving
2023-05-26 23:20:42 +0000 UTCBeef's childhood would open new doors for eyeore. Eyeore would see his very basic identity crisis for the low melodrama it is.
toby x
2023-05-26 22:36:07 +0000 UTCI imagine Pooh's perspective is because he's still pretty fresh to the Public Domain, I imagine if some Public Domain superheroes who have been PD for decades at this point like Black Terror or Stardust The Super Wizard* were the ones talking to Ray you'd probably get a more positive reaction since their Public Domain status helps keep them relevant *if you've never had the chance Onstad you should definitely hunt down a copy of Turn Loose Our Death Rays And Kill Them All!: The Complete Works of Fletcher Hanks, truly some of the most oddball works to have emerged out of the Golden Age of Comic Books
drrockso20
2023-05-26 21:49:53 +0000 UTCThey probably have a lot of similar cares
GruntyGinMan
2023-05-26 21:00:07 +0000 UTCEeyore enters one of the many misspelled domains owned by PH into his address bar and allows it to redirect him, fulfilling a vital part of the ritual.
J.
2023-05-26 20:42:58 +0000 UTCDoes this mean Beef is going to chill with Eeyore?
blair
2023-05-26 19:39:11 +0000 UTCRay would never take a prostate med. He would not like the side-effects.
FactWino
2023-05-26 19:38:31 +0000 UTC"Local well prepared man 'self-Bernards'" is the headline we don't deserve, yet cannot escape.
Diego
2023-05-26 18:17:21 +0000 UTCHonestly seeing that a new Achewood exists makes me actually give a fuck about email again
Eric Manschot
2023-05-26 18:16:23 +0000 UTCJesus christ you are still sharper than a whipcrack on razors. You're back, baby
Nate
2023-05-26 18:06:45 +0000 UTCOn my worse days I must hourly defy my last hoot
Max Kreisky
2023-05-26 17:59:12 +0000 UTCThe Omega Hoot
jack read
2023-05-26 17:41:03 +0000 UTCI'm concerned about Ray's prostate
Ray @SirEviscerate
2023-05-26 17:32:16 +0000 UTCAlways use Incognito Mode on Corn Hub people.
Brian Sutton
2023-05-26 17:28:57 +0000 UTCthis strip got me thinkin' about my old friend cocaine, some day I'll have my last toot, but not today!
Zachary
2023-05-26 17:25:47 +0000 UTCDid Ray give up alcohol before? Or did he not have to give it up after all?
Christian LeBlanc
2023-05-26 17:22:54 +0000 UTCMaster of time
Matthew Harris
2023-05-26 17:22:16 +0000 UTCHaha _fixed_
Chris Onstad
2023-05-26 17:13:53 +0000 UTCTypo or Inazuma Eleven reference? Achewood.
Matthew Harris
2023-05-26 17:11:09 +0000 UTCPooh's main-character inclusion in this storyline more than makes up for that fucking Blood and Honey cash-in
Ben Wissett
2023-05-26 17:10:36 +0000 UTCGood catch
Chris Onstad
2023-05-26 17:09:14 +0000 UTC(audiocast)
Matthew Harris
2023-05-26 17:08:38 +0000 UTCFinally, I know how Ray would react to the existential concept of a final hoot.
John Krane
2023-05-26 17:07:18 +0000 UTCRay’s defiance about having his last hoot whilst taking a whizz really makes you feel good about being alive
Bungus Bronbo
2023-05-26 17:06:24 +0000 UTC
