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Guardians of Ember Review | Ad | Shilling | Sseth is a Hack™

No merchants were charged in the making of this video.

Today - Sseth is well fed and unharmed. And nothing is out of the ordinary.

24 days ago, Sseth thought it would be incredibly funny to sign a contract on April fools. Despite all odds - the marketing team actually let me publish this.

So for this month, Sseth is charging absolutely no one - except the company that hired him to review their game and got an 11 minute shitpost instead.

Please Enjoy.

Yours sincerely,
Sseth

Guardians of Ember Review | Ad | Shilling | Sseth is a Hack™ Guardians of Ember Review | Ad | Shilling | Sseth is a Hack™

Comments

very cool

JEPZ

its really a gateway drug to playing dota melee games, i'm very sorry - at least its gacha instead of 45 minutes of pain

SsethTzeentach

seth, i thought you quit your crippling moba addiction? Does auto chess not count?

Chao Vritra

I've actually played it and thought its pretty good - one of the merchants sent over a copy ages ago, so it's still sitting somewhere in the list of stuff to cover sooner or later. I just thought my colleague Mandalore covered it far better than I possibly could. Also - shilling is done after next video. Then we're back to tackling the list. I'll get back to stuff that's been demanded for ages now.

SsethTzeentach

oh damn sure thing - OSRS is the only MMO I can actually tolerate, i'll put it on the list my man

SsethTzeentach

Have you maybe considered E.Y.E: Divine Cybermancy? LOve you SEth.Keep up the good shilling.

OLdBen

Since we're on the topic of mmorpegers might as well do a review on old school runescape too

usagi1030

absolutely there's a big list of roguelikes i've autismed over the years and now need to justify the time spent on them

SsethTzeentach

Can we expect more roguelikes Sseth?

garibubu princess

i need to make a flow chart for the lore honestly - I don't want to accidentally retcon season 1 with the upcoming Bogdanoff arc

SsethTzeentach

See, this is the kind of content I joined the Merchant's Guild for.

Jeremiah Cunningham

Looks like you building a complex lore, amarite?

Paskudne

i did this honestly on a dare - didn't expect them to accept it (even though I had to clip out some of the worst content at the beginning: <a href="https://www.bitchute.com/video/CqslBetLdBDZ/" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">https://www.bitchute.com/video/CqslBetLdBDZ/</a> timestamp 1min to 2min 30 secs)

SsethTzeentach

its definitely on the list, but i'll have to delay fable another heroes game is VERY high on the list though

SsethTzeentach

the polish community is very strong i'm sorry you exposed yourself to that also game is much better on 'very low' preset

SsethTzeentach

this month and early May is just about me alienating every sponsor so they stop grooming me for a long time you'll see what this whole shilling scheme has been funding in the next video :^)

SsethTzeentach

maybe in the future - but then you'd need a foot fetishist to verify the authenticity of the toes

SsethTzeentach

I certainly need to try it - was very interested in AoD for a while now, thank you!

SsethTzeentach

oh yeah the doctor murdered me first run, maybe one day i'll cover it haven't tried the dad dating simulator though, thank you for suggesting good games

SsethTzeentach

of course fam - I DMed the link to ya

SsethTzeentach

Love the video. New guild member. Is there a chance you could send me a discord invite please?

uwu

Have you heard about "Hatoful Boyfriend: A School of Hope and White Wings" or "Dream Daddy: A Dad Dating Simulator", Sseth?

hh3k0

we shall accept your tribute....for now

Thomas wynn

Feet pics when?

Killersanders

The merchants guild is very pleased by the offering.

So I just became fresh patreon and you release 2 videos without taking my money? Damn what an absolute mad lad.

Daniel Chmelař

I downloaded the game, made a character, and immediately left after seeing someone say "dab kurwa dab". Thanks sseth

Łukasz Dragon

Hey Sseth. Have you played Age of Decadence? If you haven't, it has a unique setting, amazing dialogue and fun combat if you stay focused on one or two combat skills. The game is not very long unless you want to experience every single path with multiple characters. I'm curious what my favorite african warlord has to say about one of my favorite games.

Revani

God damn it Seth how did you make shilling out your soul hilarious?

Calipark

Is the music in this video a hint that your next review gonna be on Fable? Пожалуйста, Сэтх.

Alexander Danchenko

Whew lad

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