DISCOUNT TICKETS TO LIVE SHOWS! MERCH! MORE EPISODES!!!!

Morning everyone,

Hope you're all good and enjoying this week's episode on Hugo Hamlet. Maybe the most bleeping we've ever had in an ep which I always find is a good sign.

Jake wrote a nice message post-Rottys, I was celebrating my son's bday and keeping my nut down but just a huge thank you to those who attended and to those who didn't, I promise the filmed footage will be worth the wait, and we're gonna start announcing more live stuff very soon.

On the subject of live stuff - MY STAND UP TOUR RESUMES NEXT WEEK! BIRMINGHAM, LEEDS, SALFORD, CRAWLEY! Followed by CHELMSFORD and LEICESTER the week after. My lovely tour promoters Live Nation (who are sending me from Leeds-Salford-Crawley in 48 fucking hours) have told me that I can offer you lovely Patreons a discount on tour tickets! Hit this specific link: https://www.ticketmaster.co.uk/jacob-hawley-tickets/artist/5391850 and when when selecting your tickets, you can get 20% off by entering the code ROTONTOUR

Now I'm aware plenty of you may have bought a ticket already PRE DISCOUNT, if so, apologies, the people in the offices tell me what to do and I do it, if my maths are correct it will have maybe cost you about 4 quid, I can only promise that money will be safely put toward electro bongs, paying Jake to do the opening spots on the tour dates, hair dye and maybe even children's shoes, but if you're still angry with me, you have absolute permission to come to the show, storm the stage and punch either myself or Jake in the face. I'll let you decide.

We are also just about to launch some Merch on here so eyes peeled for that, and we have a v tasty Patreon ep coming for you this Friday. Please know that we love you more than our familys and we'll jump into the thames if any of you ever leave us. Our Menty Aitch is in shreds, we're really worried about Beavo and Mike Parry will not stop messaging me about doing a live tour together because an image on twitter got a lot of likes.

Love,

Jacob